He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 22 Dailulu Terrifies the Front Desk

The receptionist's smile froze.

Her mind was confused.

She thought she saw a guest licking her collarbone.

Am I hallucinating from working the night shift?
"Hi, I want a room, meow."

Delulu licked her palm again.

The receptionist was even more confused. Why was the other person licking her hand and saying "meow"?

Looking at Delulu's beautiful face and exquisite makeup, she understood.

It must be an internet celebrity making a short video!
Even the strange behavior of that little boy earlier was an attempt to prank himself.

She even guessed the video's title—"Challenge to Prank the Front Desk of a Five-Star Hotel"

The man was dressed simply; he must be the cameraman, and the camera was hidden on his person.

He pretended to run away, but actually he was secretly filming himself making a fool of himself.

If I overreact, I might lose my job.
You evil internet celebrities, I can be a professional, how did you manage to mess with me?

Even if aliens came today, I could make them experience the professional service of a five-star hotel!

The receptionist forced a professional smile, revealing eight pearly white teeth.

What type of room would you like?

"I recommend you choose the family suite or the presidential suite. The children's room is separate, and you and your partner can enjoy a separate king-size bed with a river view from the window."

Dailulu never imagined that Earth was so primitive that she had to choose her own room type.

The Star Alliance hotels automatically match room types based on the user's identity, asset information, and consumption habits.

People of different social classes have strictly different accommodation conditions, and violating these conditions is a serious crime.

Hotels for Earthlings should be the same, right?

"But I'm not the president, meow. I'm just an ordinary Mother Earth, meow."

The receptionist chuckled to herself: "Clumsy internet celebrity, do you really think your two sentences are funny?"

You'll never become famous if you only know how to use off-the-beaten-path jokes like "mom".

"Then you can choose our family suite, which is perfect for a family of three like yours."

In the Interstellar Alliance, due to racial differences, the furniture structure of different room types is completely different.

For example, the bed of a Barbaradu alien like Leegi would be a giant culture tank filled with a special solution to help him maintain his fluid balance.

If Delulu chooses the Barbaradu alien's room, she definitely won't be able to rest.

Earthlings are divided into races, so their rooms should also be different.

Delulu pointed to her face and asked very seriously, "Can people of my race live here?"

The female receptionist was displeased. Was she planning to incite conflict and then cyberbully me?
A scheming internet celebrity.

She smiled and said, "The customer is king, and we will serve every customer with the utmost sincerity and equality."

Delulu smiled.

Earthlings are truly equal and friendly.

When I traveled to the K748 Nebula with my parents years ago, we were turned away by the hotel because they did not accept any hairy races.

They had to spend the night in a cheap hotel in the asteroid belt.

"Then I'll have a family suite, meow."

"Okay, please show me your identification."

Dailulu was stunned: "ID card, meow?"

The Interstellar Alliance has virtually eliminated all physical credentials.

Aside from the Earth Sciences Department student ID, that thing has no real validity; it's just a souvenir the department made to cater to Earth customs.

As Delulu listened to the string of unfamiliar terms, she fell into deep self-doubt.

The teacher had never taught me how to check into a hotel on Earth; I never imagined it would be so complicated, completely different from the Interstellar Alliance.

"ID card, driver's license, household registration book, passport, anything that can provide proof of identity is acceptable. If you don't have any documents with you, you can also use the electronic ID card on your mobile phone."

Identification document, meow?
It was in the supplies package provided by the teacher.

Delulu smiled slightly, took a yellowed envelope from her bosom, and slapped it on the table. Nothing can stump Delulu, meow.

Li Ji caught up with Shark Baby. Fortunately, Shark Baby didn't dive into the pond. Instead, Shark Baby squatted by the water's edge, looking at the surface with a look of disgust.

"43, 44, 45..."

"What are you counting?"

"The variety of bacteria. Earth is terrible, there are too many bacteria in the water. I don't like it."

"Can you see bacteria clearly?"

"Can't you see?"

Both looked at each other in surprise.

Li Ji felt that if you didn't treat Shark Baby as a person, it would be quite useful.

"Let's go check on Delulu's progress."

"it is good."

Li Ji led Sha Bao toward the front desk.

From a distance, the staff still wore smiles, and Delulu leaned comfortably against the front desk.

"It seems to be going quite smoothly. Perhaps I underestimated Dailulu. She's the number one in the league, how could she not even know how to book a room?"

"Being able to team up with her saves a lot of trouble. If it were that thin, long-legged guy, he would have scared the receptionist to death by now."

Li Ji moved closer to Dai Lulu, and the receptionist pushed an envelope and a stack of yellowed papers back to her.

"Madam, the letter of introduction issued by Shigejie Commune really cannot prove your identity."

"Moreover, we don't accept grain coupons here."

Just as Dai Lulu was about to argue, Li Ji covered her mouth.

Li Ji forced a smile: "Sorry, my wife likes to joke. Please wait a moment."

He quickly pulled Delulu to a corner.

He lowered his voice and demanded loudly, "What are you doing? Didn't you say booking a room was no problem? What the hell are the letter of introduction and food coupons?"

Delulu retorted, "That's what the teacher gave us, meow. She wanted identification, so I gave her a letter of introduction, meow. She wanted money, so I gave her food stamps, meow. What's wrong with that, meow?"

Li Ji felt a piercing headache.

That damned Wilde, how many years has it been since you last visited Earth?!

He anticipated how outrageous Shark and Delulu would be, but he overlooked the fact that the teachers were also a bunch of unreliable alien bastards.

Li Ji quickly explained the origins of the letter of introduction and the grain coupons to Dai Lulu.

Delulu still looked unconvinced, glancing at him sideways.

"How did Nini and the others succeed, meow?"

"How would I know to go there? Maybe we shouldn't stay here? I know places that don't require ID cards."

Delulu yelled as if a cat's tail had been stepped on: "No way, meow!"

“Nini and the others can all move in. If we give up, our scores will definitely be lower than theirs, meow.”

"That makes sense. We need to think of something quickly. It will be dawn in two hours, then we won't need to book a room."

"That won't do, meow! I won't be able to finish sleeping on the first day's to-do list, meow."

"I have a suggestion; we're sure we'll be able to find rooms."

Sha Bao's sudden voice startled Li Ji.

Could it be that I underestimated Shark? He's actually the type who's wise beyond his years, his little head is full of ideas.

“Li Ji can climb walls, so he can lead us through the window into the empty room.”

"You don't actually need to force yourself to use your brain; playing in the water is quite nice too."

"The water is dirty."

Li Ji really wanted to punch himself. What was he expecting?
Li Ji glanced back at the stage in front of him. Although the person on stage still had a professional fake smile, their hand seemed to be on the phone, as if they were about to call the police at any moment.

"Class monitor, take out the supplies package and let's see what the teacher has prepared for us. Maybe there are some useful tools."

(End of this chapter)