He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 207 Dailulu pretends to outwit and outmaneuver the Earthlings
Chapter 207 Dailulu pretends to outwit and outmaneuver the Earthlings
The HR department has released the rules for leaderless group discussions.
Each group has 25 minutes to freely discuss the topic, during which examiners will circulate and listen.
After the presentation, go on stage to give a report.
The interview room was soon filled with the sounds of discussion.
Looking at the exam questions, Li Ji and the other two exchanged bewildered glances.
[If you were to make contact with extraterrestrials, what actions would you, as a company manager, take?]
Delulu's keen intuition told her that there was something wrong with this interview.
She leaned close to Lee Ki's ear and whispered, "I suspect this is a trap set by Earthlings for aliens on Earth."
"what?"
"They're trying to use these kinds of questions to find aliens, then capture them and experiment on them, meow."
"what?"
A bald, middle-aged male HR person walked over to their table to inspect them.
"Look at that bald guy, he looks like a super agent from Earth. I saw a saying online, 'The balder the hair, the stronger the ability.' We must not give him any clues, meow."
Looking at the man's thinning bald patch, Li Ji couldn't reconcile the image of One-Punch Man with him.
"It's just a hypothetical problem, you don't need to be so nervous."
Dailulu's tone became extremely serious: "Li Ji, this is the hardest challenge yet. You can't let them fool you, meow. I've never gotten an interview before, so why did it go so smoothly this time? Why do you think that is, meow?"
"Because you used to harass the company receptionist like a lunatic with a letter of introduction from the village committee. Now, with my help, you can easily get into the interview."
"No, wait! It's because the Earthlings have set a trap to lure the three of us. The three interviewees on the other side must also be special agents. We absolutely cannot give ourselves away, meow."
Just as Li Ji was about to explain, he was interrupted by Dai Lulu's "shh".
He lay back on the chair.
Destroy it! Someone come and take this alien catgirl away!
Dailu frowned and nervously nudged Li Ji: "Quickly pass a message to Shark, meow. Otherwise, he'll be exposed, meow."
Li Jisheng touched the shark treasure with a look of utter despair.
Shark Baby turned her head and shouted, "What's wrong?"
A loud voice echoed throughout the interview room.
The entire room fell silent, and everyone turned to look at him.
Under everyone's burning gaze, Li Ji naturally couldn't convey Dai Lulu's thoughts.
Soon, the surroundings became noisy again.
Dailulu was furious when she saw these two good-for-nothings.
"I can't count on the two of you for this. Looks like I'll have to carry you through, meow."
"You cunning Earthlings, let me see what tricks you have up your sleeve, meow."
The slick-haired guy sensed the grim situation. Facing three people with connections, he had to go all out and make as many appearances as possible to break through.
He spoke first: "I think we need to define what kind of aliens are in this question?"
"I think aliens should look like this."
The guy with the slicked-back hair scribbled a little gray man on the paper.
A large head, a pointed chin, huge black eyes, and a nose that is almost non-existent.
He proudly picked up the paper and showed it to everyone.
"This is the universally recognized appearance of an alien."
The other two girls nodded in agreement.
Lee Ki silently observed the reactions of the two people beside him.
Shark Baby acted as if it were none of his business, continuing to draw on the paper; he was drawing a four-legged bus.
Delulu clenched her teeth, her upper lip almost touching her gums. She let out a faint panting sound.
What's it trying to put in such a big head?
Is it toilet water?
How did it evolve to have such a pointed chin?
Is it because you have to kill people with your chin every day that it has slowly evolved into a weapon?
She kept trying to convince herself.
Don't be angry, don't be angry.
A rebound, a rebound.
This is what humans on Earth look like! This is what all humans on Earth look like, meow!
The man with the slicked-back hair continued, "According to the Dark Forest Theory, aliens are most likely hostile to Earth."
"Therefore, I believe that as the head of a company, one needs to first gain the trust of aliens."
"We can provide translations for aliens, and at the same time, give them information and maps of countries around the world."
Li Ji looked at the man; he appeared refined and cultured, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, but he never expected him to be a traitor.
The alien soldiers immediately vied to be translators and guides upon their arrival.
If I were to invade Earth, I would definitely capture you first.
The man with the slicked-back hair continued, "Moreover, we are a financial company, and many of our clients are definitely social elites. We can charge these clients a referral fee to help them connect with aliens."
"Given that these clients are top social elites with abundant value and social resources, we can also charge extraterrestrials a referral fee."
"We can also set up an alien investment fund to help aliens manage assets and investments on Earth."
Li Ji retorted, "If aliens can bring their technology to Earth, why would they need to invest on Earth?"
The slick-back-haired man explained in a serious tone, "They might need materials from Earthlings. Like organs, blood, and things like that. We can help them collect them."
"Your idea is a bit dangerous."
You didn't sneak in from the Interstellar Alliance, did you?
The man with the slicked-back hair gave a noncommittal smile: "I think it's very possible. Aliens don't consider Earthlings as human beings. What do you guys think?"
His gaze met that of Delulu.
Delulu felt the pressure emanating from the Earthlings.
Her eyes darted around, her heart filled with unease.
You cunning Earthling, trying to trick me? I won't let you succeed, meow.
This guy is definitely trying to create an image of trustworthiness to lower our guard.
If we actually seek his help, we will fall into his trap and be captured and experimented on by him.
Li Ji and Sha Bao definitely won't be able to tell. I have to send them a signal, otherwise they'll definitely expose the interstellar secret.
Dailu gently tugged at Li Ji's sleeve and kept winking at him.
Li Ji saw Dai Lulu's eyelashes blinking like an electric fan, whirring and swaying.
"What's wrong? Do you have conjunctivitis?"
Dailulu felt three pairs of eyes staring at her. Li Ji, that big idiot, how could he not understand such a simple signal?
In order not to be exposed in front of Earth's agents, Delulu could only force a smile and say, "No, meow."
The girl with glasses was constantly thinking about how to break through the three people with connections.
She came up with a new persona: the opponent.
As someone who always disagrees in discussions, helping others correct mistakes will earn you more recognition from the interviewer.
She suddenly spoke up: "I don't think so. Aliens are not necessarily all malicious. It is very possible that they are friendly and willing to help us."
"If that's the case, as the person in charge of the company, I would definitely first block the news of contact with aliens, and then ask them to teach us some alien technology."
"Using the company's financial advantages to establish an alien technology company, specializing in the research and development of alien technology, will definitely cause a sensation in the market."
Her eyes were fixed on Delulu, as if seeking her approval.
(End of this chapter)
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