He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 199 Dailulu is tormented by Earth's exam questions
Chapter 199 Dailulu is tormented by Earth's exam questions
Li Ji took out his phone and showed the electronic admission notice he had prepared in advance.
This set of materials was originally intended for use in job interviews.
He even prepared his graduation certificate and overseas study service certification.
They even hacked into the school's system and added their own and two other students' information.
Although it can't withstand close scrutiny, I'll be leaving Earth in a couple of days anyway, so who cares if they investigate?
"This is my acceptance letter."
"There was also an email about the scholarship."
Xiaolin seemed a little dazed, and she subconsciously used her manicured nails to hold the silver ring on her index finger.
She had almost forgotten what the interview topic was for today.
Weren't they supposed to be interviewing the amazing dwarfism delivery guy?
How come the more I dig, the more content I find?
The food delivery driver and the mentally ill woman turned out to be family.
Does the woman really have a mental illness or a split personality?
They also have a hidden, perfect older brother who excels in all aspects of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor education.
She looked at the family of heroes.
Despite suffering from dwarfism, his athletic ability is comparable to that of a professional athlete. He can climb six floors with his bare hands and outrun delivery drivers on electric scooters.
Yesterday she was a factory worker carrying recommendation letters, asking various companies to arrange jobs; today she's transformed into a schizophrenic urbanite.
The most outrageous one is a parkour master who supported his disabled but determined younger siblings through hard work since childhood, and eventually received a full scholarship to MIT.
The composition of this family is so complex that even novels wouldn't dare to depict it like this!
Xiaolin was confused.
I've dug up some juicy scoop!
But why can't I feel happy at all?
This is completely contrary to my judgment. What happened to the hype?
How did he become a role model of perseverance despite physical disability?
"Your family's story is just too...legendary. I'd like to write a column about it and publish it on a public WeChat account. What do you think?"
“Our family situation is special, and I don’t want my younger siblings to be exposed too much. My original intention in giving this interview was simply to clarify some rumors circulating in society.”
Kobayashi gazed intently at Li Ji.
She felt that the man in front of her was too unassuming.
I didn't expect that he really didn't want to be famous.
Their family situation is practically a miracle on the internet, but he doesn't care about fame or fortune; he just wants to give his younger siblings a peaceful life.
I'd love to write a column for him even more!
Both parties agreed to retain only a portion of the interview content, blurring the faces of Li Ji and the other two, and using pseudonyms.
Nevertheless, the content of this news report was sensational enough.
The interview video released by Shanghai Express quickly gained attention across the internet.
The video quickly garnered over ten million views after it was uploaded.
Xiaolin and the photographer were hailed as the company's top contributors, receiving maximum bonuses.
Meanwhile, the story of Wang, the station manager of the food delivery station, supporting disabled delivery workers has been exposed, attracting numerous media outlets and displaying banners donated by caring individuals from the community.
The only one who suffered was Shark Baby.
Because of the overwhelming response, whenever Shark appears on the street to deliver food, he is filmed by more than a dozen cameras, and people follow and stalk him.
They also frequently block the entrance to the delivery station to take photos, disturbing the delivery workers' rest.
Li Ji had no choice but to suspend Shark Bao's work to avoid affecting those who truly needed the job.
“It’s okay, we can find another job if we lose one. We’re just here to experience it, one day is enough for us to experience the life of a food delivery driver.”
Despite Li Ji's words of comfort, Shark Baby continued sucking on the lemon juice in his hand, chuckling to himself.
"It's so sour, but it tastes so good. Li Ji, what did you just say?"
"Why should I worry about your mindset? I've sent out a batch of resumes to all three of us, and we should get a reply soon."
Dailulu, who was sitting at the table, put down her phone.
"I don't need you to vote for me, I can do it myself, meow. And all you'll do for me is vote for the pet hospital, meow."
"How could that be? I've submitted applications to many large companies for you. Let me see which ones."
Li Ji picked up his phone to check his email.
Ren'ai Pet Hospital.
"Beloved Pet Hospital"
"Good Pet Friends Feline Specialist Hospital".
Delulu rolled her eyes: "You still say it's not meow?"
"That's not all, there are many others. Look, I just received a written test."
"A written test for a pet hospital, meow." "No, it's a written test for Noel Wealth."
"What company is that, meow?"
"I applied to a wealth management company for both of you. We received three written test emails in total. I'm forwarding them to you so you can each complete them."
"You're so nice, meow!"
Dailulu's eyes lit up, and a cat pounced, flying onto Li Ji's back.
Li Ji reached out and grabbed her: "Get down here! Didn't you say you didn't want me to help you find a job?"
"Oh well, as long as I can find it, I'm not picky, meow."
"What a fickle cat."
Shark Baby, however, was focused on drinking lemonade, seemingly oblivious to everything.
"Shark, don't you want to take the written test?"
"I would actually rather drive a bus."
"How about this, we'll take the written test and the subsequent interview together, and try to get Dailulu in through the group interview. Then I'll go with you to the bus company for the interview."
Dailulu and Shabao looked at Li Ji, who seemed to be glowing; it turned out to be the brilliance of humanity.
One of them rode on his back, while the other hugged his thigh.
"Li Ji, you're such a nice guy!"
Am I a good person?
Li Ji couldn't understand why these two were so eager to go to work.
Could it be that the red banknotes can now circulate in the Interstellar Alliance?
Isn't it nice to just lie in a hotel and enjoy the air conditioning every day?
The three sat in a row at the table, each holding a mobile phone, giving off a vibe of playing games together.
There weren't enough chairs, so Shark had to lie on the table.
Li Ji clicked on the email link and looked at the page that was redirecting him.
"Are you all ready?"
"Ready, meow."
Once the page has loaded and your identity information has been confirmed, the written test will officially begin.
The written test content was familiar to Li Ji.
Similar to multiple-choice questions in civil service exams.
It covers multiple fields such as Chinese language, mathematics, and logic, as well as a small amount of economics and finance knowledge, and a personality test is required at the end.
He had taken hundreds of written tests, and seeing these questions felt like seeing a long-lost relative.
"Li Ji, why is my name Dai Lu Lu Miao!"
"Typo, I accidentally typed it wrong."
"Please change it back for me, meow!"
"The written exam has already started, and there's no going back."
Delulu looked up and wailed, "Oh my god, am I really going to a job interview with such a silly name?"
"You might not pass the written test."
"You're talking nonsense, meow! I'll show you how to do it properly, meow!"
Delulu stared intently at her phone, as if it were a bomb about to explode.
She fell into deep thought as soon as she looked at the first question.
【8906=5,1302=1,6630=3,8896=?】
[A.1 B.3 C.6 D.5]
This question was a free point for Li Ji, who was a seasoned veteran.
It looks like a math problem, but it actually has nothing to do with math.
The numbers represent how many circles are in the preceding numbers.
8906 has five circles, 1302 has only one circle, and 6630 has three circles.
Following this logic, 8896 would have 6 circles.
Delulu stared at the problem and fell into deep self-doubt.
"Why meow?"
"What mathematical principle is this, meow?"
Why does 8906 equal 5 cats?
She was thinking through all the mathematical theorems she had learned from childhood to university.
"This has something to do with the formula for calculating the size of a black hole, meow?"
Just as she was racking her brains trying to figure it out, she heard Li Ji's voice beside her.
"I'm done. Does anyone need my help?"
(End of this chapter)
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