He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 193: Shark Baby and Dailulu Go Viral Online
Liu Meng looked up, staring incredulously at the tall, luxurious hotel in front of him.

Golden light strips shimmered in the night sky of Shanghai.

He held the beef pancake that Li Ji handed him; it was still warm, and there was a fragrant aroma of scallions in it.

He watched the strange brothers disappear into the hotel's grand entrance.

"What's going on?"

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At 10 p.m. that night, the doorbell rang outside the guest room.

Li Ji opened the door and saw Dai Lulu standing there, hunched over, looking exhausted with lifeless eyes.

Her lips twitched, and she buried her face in Li Ji's arms, bursting into tears.

"Earthlings are so mean, meow!"

Li Ji closed the door and embraced Dai Lulu.

"What happened? Who bullied you?"

"Earthlings, all Earthlings, meow! They say I'm mentally ill, and eighteen companies have had their security guards kick me out, meow."

Seeing Dailulu trembling in his arms, Li Ji didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"I told you your approach wouldn't work; those unscrupulous textbooks are killing people."

Dailulu lifted her head from Li Ji's arms, her round eyes watery, her mouth trembling in a W shape.

A trembling sound came from her mouth: "So what you said is right, meow?"

"Correct!"

Shark burst out of the bathroom, wearing a pair of swim trunks and with a ball of white foam on its head.

"You scared me."

"Me too, cat."

“Everything Li Ji said is right. I did exactly what Li Ji said today, and I even received an encouraging text message from the station manager.”

Shark put one hand on her hip and held her phone high.

A proud smile appeared on his face.

Li Ji and Dai Lulu went over to take a look.

[Sha Bao, you did a perfect job today!]

[0 delays, 0 negative reviews, 102 orders completed in six hours, breaking our site's record]

[I almost became the top single seller in the city today]

Keep up the good work, and the site will give you its full support.

[No need to help charge the electric scooter, that's too kind of you.]

If Station Master Zhang contacts you and asks you to return to his office, do not pay him any attention; he is a dangerous person.

"What did you teach him, meow?"

“I taught him…” Li Ji thought for a moment and then asked Shark Baby, “Right, what did I teach you?”

"You taught me that special cases require special methods."

The image of Shark Baby climbing the security window immediately flashed into Li Ji's mind.

"So you climbed through the security window?"

Shark Bao counted on her fingers, adding as if reciting a familiar story: "There's also climbing over walls, running on all fours, helping the staff cook, and throwing things."

"Wait a minute! I understand the first few points, but what the heck is 'throwing'?"

"It's just throwing the takeout in through the window."

"This is allowed? Won't they complain about you?"

"No, they had a lot of fun."

"Earthlings are still too abstract."

Dailulu lay down on the bed, her whole body bent backward into a big "C".

"Is your method really correct, meow? You still haven't found a job, meow."

"I have already received interview offers from 8 companies."

"What meow!"

Dailu jumped up as if she had been electrocuted. She took Li Ji's phone and looked at the densely packed interview notifications in her inbox.

She sighed deeply.

"Looks like textbooks are really outdated. I guess I'll have to listen to you, meow."

"I need to make a resume right away, meow."

"Could I have your resume to look at, meow?"

"No problem, I've sent it to you."

Dailulu shrank back onto the sofa and began to carefully study Li Ji's resume.

"Harvard University Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, what kind of school is Harvard University? That's great, meow!"

"It's alright. I can manage to read it."

"MIT Computer Science Master's degree, is MIT even better than Harvard?"

"Pretty much. The prestige of Harvard has declined somewhat in the last couple of years, so I'll just settle for a master's degree from MIT." "Interning at Google? Google must be pretty impressive, right?"

"It's just a search engine company, not that great, but enough experience is fine."

Based on his job-hunting experience during his senior year of college, Li Ji used a top-tier alien AI to create a complete set of fake certificates.

Holding a degree from a world-renowned university and internship experience at a top global company.

He discovered for the first time that finding a job could be so easy.

I applied to forty companies and received eight interview requests and fourteen written tests in one day.

From the moment you submit your resume on recruitment software, you'll be bombarded with messages from HR departments of various companies.

It turns out that for top students, life is truly a vast wilderness.

Shark excitedly patted Lee Ki's hand from the side.

"Li Ji, look! I found my own video."

"I know, I saw the video of him climbing the building a long time ago."

Shark Baby asked in confusion, "There's even a video of you climbing stairs? Let me see it."

"Isn't this one? What video is it then?"

Li Ji took the phone and looked at it.

Shark Baby ran on all fours down the street at a speed comparable to a cheetah, with the takeout box behind it bouncing back and forth.

The marketing account even thoughtfully added voiceovers.

I used to think only animals could run on all fours, but it turns out we, constantly on the go, can too.

"This is way too much like a marketing account."

[Xiao Shuai was born with dwarfism and has been much shorter than normal since childhood.]

To make matters worse, when he was 14, both his parents died in a car accident.

All that was left for Xiaoshuai was a dilapidated old house with a tiled roof and 20 yuan in debt.

Listening to sad background music and watching the screen filled with "crying emojis".

Li Ji angrily denounced: "This is pure fabrication! Wasn't it verified at all?"

[The young man was forced to drop out of school and start working]

Because of his short stature, he cannot ride an electric scooter and can only walk.

He's too slow at walking; he can only run.

He realized he still wasn't fast enough, so he thought of the big yellow dog in his village when he was a child. It could run on all fours, and he could never catch it.

Shark Baby shouted excitedly, "You can't catch a dog! I'm much faster than a dog!"

Li Ji said helplessly, "Your focus seems to be on the wrong thing."

Although he appears clumsy as he runs on all fours, he is full of hope for life.

This is a struggle unique to him.

If the delivery driver is late, we can be more polite. Because we never know what hardships they might be facing.

Delulu was drawn over by the melancholic music.

"What is this cat? Is this the legendary tragic movie cat?"

"No, this is Earthlings' specialty: spreading rumors to gain traffic. Welcome to the Earth Internet!"

Delulu stretched out her finger and swiped downwards: "Let's look at the other cats."

This is yet another piece of social news.

The video is from a company's surveillance footage.

In the picture, a woman wearing a blue 70s-style work uniform is talking to the receptionist.

"I have a letter of recommendation, so you have to give me a job, meow!"

The marketing account captioned: "[My God, the pressure to find a job these days is just too great!]"

[I saw a video online of a girl in Shanghai wearing 70s-style work clothes, carrying a recommendation letter from her village committee, going to a company and asking them to arrange a job for her.]

What's even more outrageous is that she went to more than one place; a total of 25.

[I heard it's because the pressure of unemployment is too great, and they fantasize about going back to the 70s so they could easily find a job.]

[He's already been sent back to the mental hospital by Uncle Hat.]

[Bad news: She's gone mad]

Good news: No need to look for a job anymore.

Li Ji felt a breathy sound coming from beside his ear.

A slender finger tapped the comments section.

Dailulu opened the comments section.

Li Ji quickly covered the phone: "I advise you to calm down."

"Take your hand away, meow!"

"I have only one condition: don't act impulsively."

(End of this chapter)