He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 185 Pet Hospital and Cat Cafe

Li Ji and his two companions sat in the interstellar bus that Dai Lulu had just bought.

Outside the window is the vast expanse of space.

Shark pressed its tongue against the window, trembling with excitement.

After setting up the coordinates on the control panel, Li Ji turned his eyes and asked, "Dailulu, you're really going all out. How much for a day's rental?"

Delulu sat in her chair, intently fiddling with the holographic projection in front of her, and replied casually, "I don't know, meow."

Li Ji narrowed his eyes; he already knew that something was unusual about this matter.

"You didn't just buy one outright, did you?"

"That's right, meow. I bought it for fun, meow."

"Buying it for fun? It could cost me my life. The world of a rich cat is just different."

"Stop talking nonsense, meow." Dailulu reached out to pull Shark Baby again. "Listen carefully, meow."

The two obediently sat down opposite Delulu.

Dailulu stood up and enlarged the holographic projection to the height of a person.

"The purpose of this research activity is to explore the labor relations in contemporary China, meow."

"The three of us are going to look for jobs and experience working for a while, meow."

Li Ji raised his hand: "Question: How can a little kid like Sha Bao find a job? China doesn't hire child laborers. Why don't you try America? Their child labor industry is very developed."

"No way, meow. Our research topic is China, so going to America for research would be pointless, meow. Is it really true that Shark can't play an adult, meow?"

“Shark Baby, stand up straight and look at meow.”

Shark suddenly sprang up.

With its two short legs together, it proudly raises its head.

"Is this okay?"

After saying that, Shark Baby raised its hind leg and scratched its face.

After circling around him once, Delulu concluded, "He is a bit short, meow."

"I'll just say it."

"It's okay, let me think of a way, meow."

Delulu stroked her beard, deep in thought.

Shark stood up straight, winked at Li Ji discreetly, and whispered, "How much longer do I have to do this?"

Li Ji thought that even if Sha Bao was 1.8 meters tall, he probably wouldn't be able to find a job.

"You can let it go now."

Shark breathed a sigh of relief and lay down like a puppy.

"Snapped!"

Suddenly, Dailu clapped her hands, and her eyes lit up instantly.

"Now that we have it, will Earthlings also get dwarfism, meow?"

"You mean you want Shark Baby to play a dwarf?"

"That's right, meow."

Li Ji gave a wry smile: "Starting as a disabled person is hellish. How about trying to play the role of a dog? The job difficulty would be lower."

He has no tendency to discriminate against people with disabilities. On the contrary, he has seen too many people with disabilities suffer from employment discrimination, and only then did he realize how difficult this path is.

Dailu squatted down and asked Shark Baby's opinion: "What do you think, meow?"

Shark asked a philosophically significant question: "Can't dogs drive buses?"

Li Ji replied earnestly, "From a sociological perspective, yes, but from a physical perspective, not necessarily."

"I'll try the dwarf first. If that's not interesting, then I'll try the dog."

"No problem, meow."

Dailulu clicked on the holographic image, and three people in different shapes appeared in front of everyone.

"This is the mimic cat we used this time."

"Li Ji, am I right this time, meow? Are these three Chinese, meow?"

Lee Ki looked left and right, and all three of them had a faint Southeast Asian flavor.

This physical characteristic also exists in China.

The race is barely correct.

But his attire still made Lee Ki laugh in exasperation.

The three were dressed in matching navy blue double-breasted work clothes and rubber shoes, exuding a strong sense of the era. They were three factory workers from Southeast Asia, one of whom was a dwarf, and the woman among them even had a perm with big, wavy hair.

"What the heck is this? Where did you get this outfit?"

"This is the most standard work uniform, meow. You definitely have to wear this when looking for a job, meow."

"That's from fifty years ago! Forget it, you'll never understand how fast the Earth's fashion cycles change."

Dailu shook her finger: "This time I'm on the opposite side of you, I won't believe you, meow. I'm going to complete this survey using textbook methods, meow."

Li Ji looked down and fiddled with the communicator in his hand, replying casually, "It doesn't matter, as long as you're not afraid of being embarrassed."

Delulu leaned closer: "What are you doing, meow?"

"Write a resume."

"You've wasted all your effort, meow. In China, they don't look at resumes when you're looking for a job, they look at recommendation letters, meow."

Li Ji smiled bitterly, holding his three eyeballs, and let out a whistle sound from his pointed mouth.

"Do as you please. I'll write one for you first, so you won't cry when you can't find a job."

Delulu stuck out her pink tongue: "No need, meow. You're the one who can't find a job, meow!"

"Naive. I've made you a resume for a pet hospital, so you can get close to your cousin. Want me to make you one for a cat cafe too?"

"No need for meow!"

Although Delulu said she didn't need it, her mind was already filled with fantasies about the cat cafe.

The kittens walked into the cat cafe together and took their seats.

The waiter will then bring the order tablet to the cat.

The kittens used their paws to select the coffee they wanted.

The waiter will then serve the kitten a small bowl of hot coffee.

The kittens used their tongues to sip the coffee.

Wait!
It seems that cats cannot consume caffeine.

What exactly does a cat cafe do?

Terrifying scenes flashed through Delulu's mind.

The ferocious Earthling bared its teeth and grabbed the kitten by the scruff of its neck.

The kitten hung helplessly in mid-air, kicking and struggling incessantly to no avail.

An Earthling walked into the cat café carrying a kitten and handed it to the staff.

The Earthling roared angrily, "Give this wretched cat a good beating!"

The shop assistant restrained the helpless kitten to the torture device and used a steel hoop to pry open the kitten's mouth.

Pour large amounts of coffee into the kitten's mouth through the large funnel.

The kitten struggled in pain, constantly meowing pitifully.

With her limbs bound, she could only endure the torture inflicted by the perverted shop assistant.

The kitten eventually foamed at the mouth, its limbs convulsed, and it died in despair.

"Earthlings are really weirdo meow!"

Li Ji watched as Dai Lulu inexplicably cried and wailed in the flight cabin.

"What's gotten into her this time?"

"do not know."

Shark Baby sidled up to Li Ji, grinning at him, "Li Ji, could you make me a resume too?"

"You believe me?"

"I have always believed in you."

"Okay, since we're good brothers, I'll get you one. What kind of job do you want?"

"I want to be a bus driver!"

Shark grinned, revealing a row of white, sharp teeth, and looked at Li Ji with a grin, its tail wagging incessantly behind it.

Li Ji hesitated for a moment: "Why don't you change your profession?"

Shark Baby's expression froze instantly: "Why? I just want to drive a four-legged bus."

"First of all, there are no four-legged buses on Earth. Secondly, you're too tall to step on the gas pedal."

"I can use assistive tools! Please help me. How will I know I'm not good enough if I don't apply?"

(End of this chapter)