He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 177 The awards ceremony begins, and the agents take the stage.
Everyone found a seat and sat down.

Lee Ki's body sank deeply into the top-shaped seat.

The seat enveloped his soft, jelly-like body, making him feel exceptionally comfortable.

These are much better than the chairs at school.

"The benefits of working for a government company are much better than those of college graduates; even the chairs they get are several levels higher."

After a long and tedious string of official jargon and platitudes, Shu Sanwan finally began to read the list aloud.

Li Ji's heart also pounded.

The last time I stood on the podium was when I participated in the Top Ten Singers competition in middle school.

The originally designated third place winner had their score deducted because they confessed their feelings on stage.

Lee Ki thus won the award as a replacement.

After stepping off the stage, the third-place candidate confessed her feelings to Lee Ki.

He was therefore placed on a wanted list for a year and a half.

"I will now announce the list of agents to be commended."

The following rankings are in no particular order.

"La Liro".

A pink praying mantis walked onto the stage.

She reached out and shook hands with Shu Sanwan.

"Agent Lalilo has captured a vicious criminal on Zerg Hive 1047."

Li Ji listened very attentively, and he was also very curious about the situation on other primitive planets.

I wonder just how vicious this criminal can be.

"The criminal created a special gene-editing drug that restored the reproductive abilities of the Bullet Ants in 42 insect hive nations on this planet, turning them into queen ants."

"42 countries! Billions of bullet-shaped ants are forcing male ants in other countries to mate and lay eggs like crazy, putting the entire planet's ecosystem in grave danger."

Li Ji was stunned.

what?
What kind of insect-themed hentai anime plot is this?
"Fortunately, Agent Laliro acted in time, releasing an insecticide targeting the queen ant, wiping out all these countries, and capturing the criminals, thus quelling this civilization-destroying disturbance."

"Subsequent interrogation revealed that the perpetrator was an extreme racist and a sexual pervert."

"He was extremely fascinated by the way insect-men conceived, and planned to test these drugs on primitive people before releasing them into the Interstellar Alliance."

"If it weren't for Agent Lalilo's timely intervention, the consequences would have been unimaginable."

"Agent Lalilo is hereby awarded a First-Class Merit. Let us cheer for her!"

A chorus of "luluoluo" erupted from the audience.

Li Ji had no choice but to shout along.

"This is a first-class merit, but we can't really judge the standard, we need to take another look. I wonder what class of merit I can be ranked in?"

Rat 30,000 handed a crimson star medal to Lalilo.

He then began reading the next person's name.

"Kuzu Special Agent".

A slender carrot hopped onto the stage, its body bearing a smiling face.

Lee Ki had always thought that Radish Senior's roundness was due to the variety of his breed, but now he realized that he was simply chubby.

"Agent Kuzu is serving on Corn Planet 735."

"The Corn Star people came up with a way to contact interstellar civilizations: to amplify signals from stars and radiate information outwards."

"To show their friendliness, they sent greetings in their own language."

"It's just that the greetings in the language are very similar to the top swear words in StarCraft."

"This has led to numerous reports from passing vessels that while they are sailing, they receive an extremely offensive and continuous swear word on their signal receiver."

“Communication frequencies and even news channels on some planets have been interfered with to varying degrees.”

"It caused a lot of unnecessary social conflicts."

"Someone was fired because of this swear word that was interrupted during a phone call with their boss."

“Some people have severed family ties because of this swear word during a phone call with their loved ones.”

"A certain galaxy's television station was even bombarded by angry viewers."

"The impact can be described as extremely negative."

Someone in the audience asked, "Section Chief, which sentence is it?"

Shu Sanwan rubbed his hands together, his lips twitching slightly with nervousness.

"I can't say it out loud, I can only say that the word starts with 'ku'."

Everyone immediately understood; it must be the most vulgar word in the universe—kudumoso. The crowd below erupted in excitement, with shouts of enthusiasm ringing out continuously.

"This is absolutely intolerable!"

"I request that this primitive civilization be wiped off the galaxy!"

"Send me the coordinates, I'm going to teach them a lesson!"

Li Ji looked around at the chaotic scene, with shouts rising and falling.

"Isn't this an awards ceremony?"

"How did it turn into a beer hall riot?"

"Shouldn't the section chief try to maintain order?"

Section Chief Shu Sanwan was seen riding a spinning wheel and shouting loudly in the crowd.

The distance was too far, and the noise of people made it impossible to hear what he was shouting.

"The section chief is quite responsible. But shouldn't you consider providing him with a microphone?"

He didn't hear clearly until Shu Sanwan flew to Li Ji's side.

"Everyone, please stop arguing."

"Why don't you take a look at the new homes our company is offering?"

"The casing is equipped with the latest frequency band filtering function, which automatically filters out bad information."

"Maintain your social safety."

"Would you like to take a look, buddy?"

Rat Sanwan grinned widely, revealing a fawning smile.

Did you make a mistake?
You're the section chief!
Shouldn't you look serious and quiet everyone down?
Why are they taking advantage of the chaos to start selling houses?
And he even had a fawning look on his face!
"Section Chief, could you send me a copy?"

“No problem, Liddell.”

Li De'er suddenly spoke up, leaving Li Ji dumbfounded once again.

Why did you start buying a house?

Is this really not bribery?

After what seemed like an eternity, the venue finally quieted down.

Shu Sanwan returned to the podium with a satisfied smile.

It looks like they've reached several rental agreements.

"I just encountered some special circumstances and my speech was interrupted."

"Let's continue now."

"This incident of the corn aliens swearing was stopped in time thanks to Agent Kuzu."

"He completed this mission using extremely professional methods."

As Li Ji listened, he thought about how he would complete the task.

I should destroy the Corn People's signal transmitter and keep a close eye on their movements.

This method only treats the symptoms, not the root cause, but it's still somewhat effective.

There is another way to solve the problem once and for all: simply eliminate the Corn People civilization.

This method is somewhat radical.

It's like a parrot learning to say "cnm" and then wiping out all parrots in one fell swoop.

Wait a minute, would Agent Kuznets really be that extreme?
He looked at the innocent smiling face and snow-white front teeth on the long radish.

The conclusion is not necessarily true; often, the more harmless a person looks, the more ruthless they are.

"The methods used by Agent Kuznets were very creative and are worth learning from."

"He launched a massive memory cleansing across the entire planet, erasing everyone's memories of greetings from their minds."

"Then we will revise global textbooks and information dissemination materials to replace the original greeting."

"Nowadays, the language emanating from the Corn Star people's signal transmitters has become the most beautiful praise among the entire interstellar community—"

"——dudululuo".

These words were met with a warm welcome from everyone.

Lee Ki immediately felt much better.

The people who were originally indignant all relaxed.

Everyone shouted in unison, "First-class merit! First-class merit!"

(End of this chapter)