He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 17 Challenging Delulu's Bottom Line
Chapter 17 Challenging Delulu's Bottom Line
Delulu waved her claws, and two more figures appeared on the screen.
Native Americans dressed in Yellow Turban Army uniforms.
And a little black boy wearing a mandarin jacket and with a braid.
In addition, there were white women dressed in Tang Dynasty Hanfu.
What a magnificent scene of nations paying tribute and celebrating this grand occasion!
"This is an outfit I carefully prepared based on local customs, meow."
"We can pretend to be a family of three and blend in perfectly with the locals, meow."
"I'll keep a low profile and leave no trace, meow."
The purple tentacles slammed against the hull.
"Snapped!"
Li Ji could no longer tolerate it.
Even Oscar Wilde, as a professor, couldn't understand Earth's customs and traditions.
Why do I think that Delulu is a reliable student?
What on earth was I expecting?
Dailulu tilted her head back, her cat-like eyes looking down at Li Ji.
"Do you have any objections, meow?"
"Yes! There are objections everywhere! Your argument has too many flaws!"
Li Ji jumped off the chair indignantly, his eight legs tumbling on the ground as he rushed to the holographic projection.
He pointed excitedly at the portrait above, his body turning even darker purple with anxiety.
"Let's put aside the issue of these ancient clothes for now."
"This race is completely wrong!"
"The people of China are all yellow. I wouldn't mind if you came up with some old Native American dove, at least your skin color is correct."
"What the heck is this white woman and black boy?"
Shark Baby chuckled and shouted, "I know, it's the white devil and the black devil!"
Delulu gave a cold laugh, her claws making a crisp sound.
"I didn't expect you to know about Earthlings, cats."
Looking at Dai Lulu's confident demeanor, Li Ji wondered if she was deliberately testing the two of them.
Something like something Delulu could do.
I shouldn't have underestimated the top student in my grade.
"It's true that in the Earth Sociology course, it was mentioned that there are three races of humans on Earth, meow."
"Let's take a look at the race comparison chart, meow."
With a flash of the holographic image, the map of Earth changed color, now displaying only yellow, white, and black, covering almost all of the landmasses.
The map of China is mostly yellow, with only a few areas in white, and some small black dots in a certain coastal city in the south.
"China, especially our target cities, are predominantly populated by people of Asian descent, so I suggest that we use Asian-skinned mimics for all of them."
Dailu nodded in approval of Li Ji's suggestion.
"This is simple."
She swung her claws again.
The white woman in the projection appeared two shades yellow.
The little black boy's skin tone turned eight shades yellow.
Their skin color became the same as that of the Native American Yellow Turbans.
If you cover their faces, they are indeed of Asian descent.
If Lee Ki had back molars, he would definitely have crushed them by now.
He felt the gelatinous substance all over his body expanding, stretching his once-fitting silver uniform.
That's a side effect of excessive anger causing a rise in body temperature.
Li Ji swore that if he ever had any further expectations for these alien bastards, he would eat a whole bowl of Rainbow Waterfall.
"What's the point of just changing the color? The facial features haven't changed at all, okay?"
"Turning white people into black people and black people into white people won't change their race!"
Dailu blinked her innocent big eyes, her gaze as clear as Shark's.
"What else, meow? Don't all Earthlings look the same, meow?"
Lee recalled the fear he felt when staring at Black people; he couldn't even see Black people's faces, let alone aliens looking at Earthlings.
He actually felt a connection with Delulu at that moment.
"Let's use this mimicry kit, meow. You can trust me, meow."
The fleeting empathy was short-lived.
Li Ji would never play a Native American Yellow Turban soldier, leading an orchid and a black boy back to his hometown.
No, absolutely not!
"You're wrong, terribly wrong! Do you think you look like Garfield?"
Dailu screamed, "Li Ji, you're so hurtful! How could you insult me with such vicious words? How could I possibly be that ugly!"
"To me, they're all the same. Just like how you see Earthlings."
Delulu instantly calmed down, her hunched ears and narrow pupils returning to normal. She looked up and scrutinized the three faces repeatedly, but couldn't discern any difference.
"Can you really tell the difference between a cat and a meow?"
"of course."
"But you've never gone to class, meow."
"I taught myself; I taught myself all the courses."
"I don't believe you, meow. If you understood it, you wouldn't need to retake the exam, meow. But what you said makes some sense. Let's put the issue of the mimicry race aside for now and go ask the teacher again, meow."
"Just trust me this once, let me choose, there won't be any problem."
"No way, meow. I trust the teacher more, meow."
Li Ji gave up the struggle. At least Dai Lulu's attitude softened. His image was too bad and he had no credibility at all. He could only rely on his subsequent performance to gain a voice.
It would be great if Professor Wilde could come out and defend himself.
"Even putting aside the issue of race, I still can't stand this outfit."
Faced with Li Ji's question, Dai Lulu put her hands on her hips, stood tall and proud, her light blue eyes filled with indignation.
"You can challenge me on the issue of race, meow."
"But regarding the clothing issue, I advise you not to make things difficult for yourself, meow."
"I hold the record for the highest score in the Earth Clothing course since the Earth Department was founded, meow."
"I've also been the overall champion of the Mivor Province Three Schools Joint Earth Costume Competition for eight consecutive years, meow."
"When I won my first championship, you were just a kid, meow."
Dailu waved her arms like a female hero, as if summoning her thousands of troops.
The spaceship's floor, walls, and ceiling all opened up.
It's filled with all sorts of clothes; it's practically a museum of Earth's clothing.
Dailulu looked at Li Ji quietly; she wouldn't allow a loser to question her profession and dreams.
Li Ji remained unmoved.
Do you think I'm afraid of you, I'm just an earthling?
"These clothes you chose are all from ancient times. What normal person would wear these?"
"Especially Shark Baby's outfit, do you know that you'll get yelled at for walking down the street with that braid?"
"This outfit of mine is almost two thousand years old!"
Dailulu shrugs: "Two thousand stellar years is a long time, meow?"
"The Interstellar Alliance Fashion White Paper states that a fashion cycle lasts for 5643.4 stellar years."
"In 2000, we were still in the fashion cycle, meow. Just a bit retro, meow."
"Retro? That's practically obsolete!" Li Ji excitedly waved his four tentacles. "I don't care, if you like wearing Hanfu, you can wear it yourself. I'll choose my own clothes, and I'll choose Sha Bao's too."
Although Tang Dynasty-style Hanfu is considered a niche fashion, quite a few girls still wear it on the street, and it does attract a lot of attention.
Given that Delulu's behavior is highly similar to that of Earthlings, it doesn't matter if she attracts attention, as the risk of exposure is not significant.
But Shark Baby must dress discreetly. If she had pigtails and ran on all fours at 240 miles per hour, she would definitely be recognized as an alien.
Dailulu said righteously, "No way! I'm the Earth Clothing Expert, the group leader, and the class monitor. You have to listen to me, meow."
"You have no idea how complicated Earthling culture, customs, and clothing are, meow?"
"If you choose those flashy clothes, your abnormal behavior will be magnified, and everyone will know that you are aliens, meow."
After saying that, Delulu subconsciously licked her paw pads.
Li Ji said calmly, "I've changed my mind."
Delulu crossed her arms and smiled smugly: "Just listen to me, meow. I guarantee I'll help you get high scores, meow."
A loud whistle blared from Li Ji's pointed beak, sounding like a massive ship carrying tens of thousands of tons.
"You're not allowed to wear Hanfu either!"
What kind of nice girl would lick hands for no reason?
Dailulu and Li Ji were arguing so fiercely that it was about to escalate into free fighting and a gunfight.
The cabin was incredibly noisy.
Shark Baby sat comfortably on the sofa.
He leisurely kicked his short legs, which were dangling in the air.
He gently blew a breath, clearing away the cat fur in mid-air.
He reached out his little hand to wipe the pale purple sticky liquid that had splashed on his face.
Watching Lee Ki and Dai Lulu wrestling on the ground, he smiled and remarked, "What a harmonious team! I love it here."
"Ding Dong".
Shark turned on the communicator.
"Shark, are you still on the same team as Lee Ki?"
"We've reconsidered and really want to team up with you guys. Dolores just left, so there are two of us left, which is perfect for us to team up with you."
"We couldn't get in touch with Li Ji, so we came here specifically to ask you."
"Please reply as soon as possible. We really want to go to Earth with you."
(End of this chapter)
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