He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 164 I've Seen a Dragon
Chapter 164 I've Seen a Dragon
Milia looked at the pile of red and green kimchi and felt resentful.
"It's all bright and colorful, it looks poisonous."
Lee Ki was laughing so hard behind the monitor that he was doubled over, constantly spitting out gas from his pointed mouth.
"Just now you said it looked appetizing, and now you're saying it's poisonous."
Shark asked, "Lee Ki, is this really how state banquets are in South Korea?"
"Approximately equal to."
A state banquet certainly wouldn't consist of only kimchi, but it would be something like that.
When the South Korean president hosted the US president, he served a few dishes of kimchi and steak, along with a bowl of seaweed soup. The variety of kimchi was less than what Miriam ate.
This size is roughly equivalent to a white-collar worker's lunch.
Milia didn't touch a bite; she pushed the kimchi to the far corner.
Then she asked Corncob to order four new dishes for her.
"Carbon has arrived."
The corncob was carried along a stove of smoking hot charcoal and stuffed into the oven.
The charcoal was glowing red, and the heat slapped against Milia's face.
"I didn't order this!"
The corn cob remained silent and turned away.
Milia stood up and stared at the pot of charcoal in the stove.
"What is this?"
"Will it taste good?"
"Earthlings are so strange."
Milia reached out and grabbed a piece of charcoal, but immediately pulled it back as soon as her fingertips touched it.
"So hot!"
Why would Earthlings eat something so hot?
"It must be another trap set by Li Ji. Earthlings simply can't withstand the temperature changes on their skin."
“It’s too easy.”
“Mark it.”
The background logs are scrolling again [Error Mark -10 points]
Li Ji was even more helpless.
I've already tried my best to reduce the number of abnormal things, but I didn't expect Milia to mark Earth products every day.
He suddenly realized that the difficulty of this level was beyond his comprehension.
He originally thought that by placing the unusual objects and Earth products in the same setting, people would definitely react to the strange and unusual things.
But now it's been discovered that for many people, there's no difference between things on Earth and unusual things.
In Milia's eyes, there were many things on Earth that she had never seen before, and each one challenged her understanding.
She naturally assumed it was something that didn't exist.
Just like when Li Ji first saw a ibex walking on a 90-degree cliff, he also thought it was generated by AI.
This is what a slacker is like: not studying hard in class and not paying attention to observations once they arrive on Earth.
Without a solid knowledge base, you'll be completely clueless when asked during the exam.
"The food is served."
"Your Dark Destruction Hell King Muscles and Deep Sea Weird Plant God Fragments".
The corn on the cob was served alongside a plate of raw, thickly sliced pork belly covered in seaweed flakes, with the fat and lean meat clearly separated, and the green of the seaweed seeping into the white fat.
"Five-star insanely spicy dragon tail".
On the plate is a dragon tail, about the thickness of a forearm, sliced only three centimeters thick.
The outer ring is made of golden dragon skin, and traces of scales can still be faintly seen.
The bright red cut surface was covered with bright red chili peppers, a thick layer of rich chopped chili peppers, and the pungent spiciness hit the nose.
Milia choked and coughed.
"The Echo of the Bull Warrior".
On the plate was a Mexican wrestler's mask, the same one as the Bull Warrior mask from "Jackie Chan Adventures".
Milia brought up the bull warrior's echo with a look of disgust.
"This must be the skin of some kind of creature, right?"
"Earthlings are so strange, they even eat this kind of thing."
Li Ji slumped in his seat, feeling utterly drained, and desperately suppressed the urge to speak. "What you find strange is the tag!"
Milia put down the Bull Warrior's echo: "Given Li Ji's personality, he would definitely choose this strange-looking Earth product to confuse me and trick me into marking it. In reality, this thing exists on Earth!"
"Luckily, I know him very well. If the class monitor had come, he would have definitely fallen for it."
Li Ji: You don't know me! Stop making things up!
"Shark, do you really think I'm that cunning?"
Shark Baby put his left hand on his hip, pointed one finger to the sky, and shouted excitedly, "That's right!"
"Where did you learn that move?"
"Sister Wang."
Milia continued examining the remaining two dishes.
She dipped a little of the chili sauce from the dragon's tail into her mouth and tasted it.
Her mouth visibly pursed, her eyes tightly closed, creating a ring of wrinkles.
“So spicy!”
"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"
"Help! Li Ji, please turn off your taste buds right now!"
Li Ji couldn't bear it, so he cleared her taste data in the background.
Milia breathed a sigh of relief, and two lines of tears streamed down her fair cheeks.
She hugged herself and sobbed pitifully, "Li Ji, how could you be so cruel!"
"It's too spicy, I... I don't want to play anymore~"
Lee Ki turned on the microphone: "Don't cry. I promise the taste will be fine from now on."
Milia sniffled, her voice trembling with tears: "Are you sure?"
"I am sure."
"I'll mark this down first. This dish is too spicy; Earthlings definitely wouldn't eat it. Am I right?"
Looking at the "Marked Successfully" message in the background, Li Ji said helplessly, "I guess I got it right. But this spiciness is for Earthlings. What doesn't exist on Earth is the tail of a dragon. There are no dragons on Earth."
Shark Baby's eyes widened in astonishment: "There are no dragons on Earth?"
"Have you ever seen a dragon?"
"I've seen dragons. They exist in our galaxy. I had one when I was a child, but my mom didn't like its smell and wouldn't let it sleep in the house. It froze to death the next day."
"What kind of dragon is so intolerant of the cold?"
"I don't know, it's still too fragile, it can't even withstand -120 degrees Celsius."
"-120 degrees? Is your planet even habitable? Dragons must be suffering terribly following you."
Milia's voice suddenly came from the monitor: "Could you two please mute your microphones while you're chatting? It's disturbing my meal."
"Excuse me, please continue."
"Thank you for understanding."
Milia looked at the plate of Dark Destruction Hell King Muscles and Deep Sea Weird Plant God Fragments.
"This looks like food from Earth, right?"
For interstellar people who have always eaten pre-cooked meals and have never seen raw food ingredients in their lives, facing raw pork belly is still a bit beyond their comprehension.
Milia grabbed a piece with her hand, took a deep breath, and put it in her mouth to chew.
Lee Ki was stunned again in front of the screen.
While chewing, Milia mumbled a sharp comment: "It's so soft, and a bit oily. The oil is sticking to my throat."
"As for the taste... it has a refreshing sweetness, but also a stinky smell. It's a really strange combination."
Li Ji couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up again: "Milia, this thing can't be eaten raw. It has to be cooked over charcoal before you can eat it."
"what?"
Milia opened her mouth in surprise as a piece of raw, mushy pork belly fell onto the table.
"Earthlings are so strange, why would they serve inedible things on the table?"
Why bother cooking yourself?
"Shouldn't everything be prepared in advance?"
"Humans are so mean!"
Why would they pay to have their food cooked at a restaurant?
"Don't you like washing dishes?"
(End of this chapter)
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