He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 132 Li Ji Praises Earth Paradise

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"God, you won't kill me, will you?"

"Weren't you prepared to self-destruct? Holy crap, you can't just explode like that, can you?"

Lee Ki's tentacles, holding the nuclear bomb, instantly froze.

"That's unlikely."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief.

He pulled out a high-powered screwdriver.

"What are you going to do to me? Don't point that stick at me!"

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"Don't say strange things! Don't make strange faces!"

Li Ji quickly and efficiently neutralized the nuclear bomb's self-awareness.

He handed the nuclear bomb to Shark.

"Hold on tight, take these back and apply for their return."

"This farce is finally over. We need to go to Earth Town and have some fun."

"Didn't you say you didn't want to go?"

Lee Ki gazed at the eerie human-shaped standee in the distance and the Twin Towers burning fiercely.

"I'm starting to think about going now."

"Wait a minute? The Twin Towers exploded? I didn't see the whole thing!"

Milia rode over on her octopus horse: "Li Ji has another very crucial question."

"You blew up the stairs, how are we supposed to get down?"

The surrounding area was all cliffs hundreds of meters high, with nowhere to put your feet.

"Don't we both have slime?"

"At this height, it might not even be enough to drain us dry."

Octopus Horse suddenly shook its head and raised one of its hooves toward Li Ji.

Li Ji thought the other party was about to launch a war stomp, so he easily dodged with a back roll.

"What are you doing?"

Li Ji looked up and saw that Ma Chun simply lifted his foot to show off the octopus suckers on his hoof.

Lee Ki blew on his breath awkwardly: "I suddenly felt like doing a backflip to exercise. That's right, that's it."

"I'm coming too!"

Shark Baby curled itself into a ball and kept rolling backward, circling around Li Ji again and again.

"Shark, please stop using your powers."

The three of them rode octopus horses, descending a 90-degree cliff.

When they reached the foot of the mountain, they happened to meet Delulu, who had come looking for them.

"Li Ji, what happened to you guys, meow?"

Li Ji and Milia's slimy bodies were covered in yellow sand.

Shark Baby's face was charred black from the explosion.

Li Ji recounted everything that had just happened.

Delulu kept shaking her head in admiration: "I never thought you were so rebellious during your adolescence, meow."

"also?"

Delulu's upturned lips froze awkwardly: "Did I say 'also,' meow? You misheard meow."

She quickly strode off, changing the subject: "Let's go enjoy the natural scenery, meow. I admit, you're right, Earth towns are really boring, meow."

"No, we want to go play in Earth Town."

Delulu suddenly turned her head: "Meow? You didn't say that before, meow?"

"I've changed my mind. Don't you think this giant life-size standee is super fun?"

The life-size cardboard cutout maintains its signature V-sign smile.

"Don't you think you're super weird right now, meow?"

Senior Luo Bo will never forget this day.

He met the soulmate he had been searching for for many years.

That jelly-like alien gave him a shot in the arm when he was about to give up on his dreams.

Li Ji stood beneath the bowlegged cardboard cutout and uttered the loudest praise.

"This standee is so interesting. I know the inspiration must have come from Van Gogh's 'The Scream,' the culmination of abstract art!"

Radish's eyes sparkled like a pool of clear water: "You really understand me! Although I don't know the Van Gogh you mentioned who liked to shout, I think what you said makes sense."

Dailu squinted in confusion. Was Li Ji serious?
He was a former Earth agent and has extensive knowledge of Earth.

I used to be very picky about related things.

If this thing catches his eye, could it really be the right thing, meow?

Is it really because I'm not good enough?

They continued to go in.

Li Ji once again praised the indescribable clusters of houses along the roadside.

"Cthulhu style! This is an architectural style that so many people dream of but can hardly achieve. Senior, you are truly a genius!"

Senior Radish smiled shyly: "I'm not as amazing as you say. I just followed the template of Earth's architecture. Maybe I just happened to choose the Cthulhu style you mentioned."

Li Ji patted Luo Bo on the back excitedly: "Senior, you don't need to be modest. You are the master of this style."

Delulu scratched her head in confusion.

Is this architectural style really possible?

Why have I never seen a cat?

What kind of creature would live in a house like this, meow?

But since Li Ji said that, it must be because he has this style called Krul.

There is still so much I need to learn.

A silverback gorilla walked towards us, pounding its chest and making "ooh ooh ooh" noises.

Shark Baby followed suit, patting its chest and saying "Oh oh oh" along with everyone else.

"Who is this?"

Radish enthusiastically introduced, "This is our zoo's only human being—David."

Dailu stared intently at Li Ji, waiting for him to say something.

I'm sure I'm not wrong this time, this guy is a gorilla cat.

"Brother David, you are a handsome man!"

Li Ji happily shook the gorilla's hand.

This Earth town is so un-Earthly, it's so interesting! If it were located on Earth, it would be incredibly popular.

"Meow? How could this be an Earthling, meow?"

Li Ji spouted nonsense with a straight face: "This is what Earthlings are like, a bit darker, a bit stronger. Right? You nigger."

"It can't talk, meow!"

"He can say it, didn't he just say 'oh oh oh'?"

"Oh, you call that talking, meow? Lee Ki, are you insulting my intelligence, meow?"

Li Ji started making things up again: "This is called Xó, which is the language of the Bushmen in the Botswana area. They have no written language and rely on oral transmission."

“He’s a genuine old Bushman, isn’t he? You nigger.”

The gorilla nodded.

Senior Luo Bo was overjoyed, his eyes filled with admiration for Li Ji.

“That’s right, that’s right, he also knows how to use a human-powered two-wheeled vehicle.”

Radish hopped and skipped to the corner, excitedly pushing the bicycle out.

"David, show us!"

Li Ji took a step back, but his three eyes stared straight ahead, as he wanted to see how the gorilla rode a bicycle.

David grabbed the bicycle with one hand and the carrot with the other, swinging his arms wildly in a whirlwind motion.

Li Ji was amused, and a sharp whistle sounded continuously coming from his pointed mouth.

"That's absolutely right, this is the correct way to use a human-powered two-wheeled vehicle!"

"Meow?"

Dailulu's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"Li Ji, are you kidding me, meow?"

"No. This is how Earthlings ride human-powered two-wheeled vehicles."

"Okay, meow."

Dailu stood with her hands on her hips, pouting, her high heels clicking rapidly.

She strode to the Coke fountain, pointed at the bubbling Coke, and loudly demanded, "How do you explain this, meow? Does such a thing exist on Earth, meow?"

"Holy crap! A Coca-Cola pool, the ultimate in luxury, the highest enjoyment for Earthlings!"

"Meow?"

(End of this chapter)