Invasion Myth: Starting with the Schoolteacher

Chapter 372 Laughter
The story must be embellished, the order must be reversed, and black and white must be blurred.

The only act of kindness was not actually impersonating her senior brother.

If Ruoxu is a good monk, then guiding the holy monk Fahai into the monastery is already a grave sin; he should at least avoid harming him further.

And so, right under Bai Suzhen's nose, a guy with decent writing skills began to polish and embellish the text.

While traveling in Jiangnan, Zen Master Fahai accidentally discovered that the body of an Arhat had become possessed by demons. He immediately attempted to purify the demonic nature with his weak body.

Although he was sincere, his magical power was insufficient. On the verge of death, the patriarch sent him a golden bowl to suppress him.

This story is illogical and idealistic, but Buddhism buys into it.

After his experience of exorcising demons at the Tranquil Pool, Xu became a renowned genius within the Pure Land Sect.

If the patriarch is watching over this descendant, he will surely be watching over him.

It's normal that his vows and incense offerings were exhausted, after all, he was an Arhat who had fallen into demonic possession.

People won't believe it unless there's something spectacular or dramatic.

In any case, the Arhats were suppressed, but the remaining Buddha bones still harbored obsessions and demonic nature, requiring daily purification and exorcism by eminent monks of the sect to prevent a great calamity from befalling the human world.

The golden bones after the ritual were also donated to the sect as a foundation.

It was written in a very smooth and flowing style.

If Ruoxu were to communicate via paper money, he probably wouldn't mind this well-intentioned lie.

After all, it's better to avoid trouble. Who would have thought that my junior brother's actions would cause such a huge mess?

As for Jianglong's blatant distortion of the truth, it's simply because he's taking advantage of the fact that the other party is just a skeleton and can't speak.

"Finish!"

Then they put the palm leaves and the Arhat's remains together, and threw the golden bowl into the sky.

It disappeared with a whoosh.

Then she realized that the person next to her wasn't Xiaoqing, but Xiaobai.

"The affairs of Buddhism are quite complicated."

"I need to consider the feelings of the elders in the sect, so you know what I mean."

Bai Suzhen smiled, indicating that she understood.

She knew Xu Gongzi's style very well; he was absolutely trustworthy on matters of principle, but not on trivial matters.

That's how we taught Xiaoqing back then; every family teaches military strategy first when they welcome a new member.

It's a good thing that he can be the same as before after being resurrected, which shows that his heart is truly firm.

Besides, they didn't hide it from me, did they?

Well, Miss Bai still admired how Xu Xuan fooled the Pure Land Sect in front of her, and even felt that he was somewhat sincere.

After the Buddha's relics disappeared, the atmosphere between the man and woman at the foot of Leifeng Pagoda suddenly became somewhat strange.

The relaxation after the battle, the slightly scorching warm breeze, the fragrance of flowers and grass, and the constant chirping of insects.

Having been resurrected, Xu Xuan has an extraordinary longing for the breath of life and is more motivated to pursue beautiful things.

It's just that when I'm facing those eyes, it's always hard to talk nonsense. How can someone be so beautiful and pure?

It was Lady White Snake who broke the silence, saying something in a good mood.

"I haven't congratulated you on your return from the underworld yet."

The battle just now was intense, so it's only right to offer congratulations; there's no other meaning behind it.

Xu Xuan outwardly acted as if it was nothing, but inwardly he was overjoyed.

He resurrected, resurrected to kill his enemy, resurrected to see his love interest again. After resurrecting, he put on a great show in front of his love interest.

Is there anything more enjoyable in life than this?
There probably aren't any more, because even the four great joys of life can't compare to being brought back from the dead.

Having been given a second chance at life, he has changed; he is now more decisive and resolute in his actions.

Just as he was preparing to further solidify his illustrious image...
"Xu Xuan!" "Master Xu!" "Xu!"

Okay, there are too many people, we'll talk about it next time.

Seeing that everything was alright, Xiao Qing, who was flying at the front, landed with a leap and took a few quick steps as if to give a hug to express her joy.

He only attacked after getting close, delivering a devastating headbutt. Happiness, surprise, remorse, apology—a jumble of emotions were all mixed up in that one move.

She couldn't think of any other way to express her emotions besides this method.

With Xu Xuan's strength, he can definitely dodge it. He can just let the other party beat him up when the time comes.

The death of someone was a huge blow to her; the pain of losing a comrade and the feeling of self-loathing overwhelmed her for seven days.

At this moment, I finally felt a sense of relief.

But someone simply didn't dodge.

clang!
"Ouch! Hiss~~~~"

Xiaoqing, her forked tongue flicking, was somewhat bewildered. How could this thing be so hard?!

Xu Xuan sneered, "I ate the immortal herb, so I can become a saint in my physical body in the future. This little demon really doesn't know his own limitations."

Of course, we won't go into the fact that someone secretly opened an immovable seal behind his back.

'Xiaoqing's guilt is affecting her cultivation. If possible, please help her overcome it.'

Xu Xuan was taken aback by the telepathic message from Bai Suzhen.

Looking into Xiaoqing's eyes, I couldn't tell if the tears were from pain or from guilt.
Don't worry, leave it to me.

Having spent seven days in the underworld, I now have complete control over my soul, making simple telepathic communication a breeze.

Why are you so confident that you can resolve the other person's emotions? Hmph.

Under Bai Suzhen's surprised gaze, Xu asked directly.

"Do you feel sorry for me? Do you think you caused everything? Do you want to be beaten up?"

Xiaoqing, it's embarrassing for me to say it so directly.

Xu Xuan sighed and walked over as if to help the little monster up.

What will most likely follow is a gentle and comforting reassurance, only when they get close.
A dazzling golden light will blind you, followed immediately by a "Wind God's Roar!"

bump!
The familiar impact struck, and Xiao Qing flew sideways.

"Xu, while meditating on the natural world in the Yinshan Mountains of the underworld, comprehended the first move of the Buddha's Light Kick!"

"Isn't it much better now? Hehehehehehehe."

The villain's exaggerated laughter echoed along the West Lake. Little Green King, who was stuck in the ground, first laughed along, then jumped up with a straight face.

"You scholar-monk, you're asking for death!"

"Behold my Green Snake Overlord Fist!"

He bared his teeth and claws and started fighting with Xu Xuan, but was quickly suppressed by Xu Xuan using pure physical strength.

"You'll have to train for another five hundred years to fight me!"

The fight between cultivators was quite brutal. The blue figure smashed a big tree, smashed a big rock, and fell into the ground. Although it didn't hurt, the scene was very shocking.

Xu Xuan's idea was that since you think being beaten can reduce your guilt, then go ahead and beat me, since it won't hurt or itch anyway.

Bai Suzhen, standing to the side, watched this scene with undiminished smiles. As expected, Young Master Xu understands people's hearts best.

After the two had fought for five hundred rounds and completely stopped, Gui Da finally led the others over with slow, deliberate steps.

As the smartest demon in Baoan Hall, it naturally knows when to appear and when not to.

"Congratulations to Hall Master Xu on your completion of seclusion! Hall Master is accomplished in both literature and martial arts, bringing blessings to all people."

Before Gui Da could finish reading his manuscript, Master Mao stammered, "It's good that you're back."

Sanqi came over to greet him with a grin. Master Xu looked healthy, and he must have gained something from his seclusion. He would have an even stronger backer to rely on when he went out in the future.

Ji Rui felt that he was the most worldly-wise among the three wonders, so he immediately wanted to charter the Bright Moon Painting Boat for Master Xu to celebrate.

Zao and Ning Caichen looked at this guy in shock, then exchanged a glance, and then walked to the side of Gui Da and Daoist Mao, as if they had changed from the Three Wonders to the Two Wonders.

Xu Xuan
He immediately rebuked the other party for being so boring, saying that scholars should study hard and monks should chant scriptures properly. Even if he had gone once or twice out of politeness, it was not his true intention.

Confucius once said...
Laughter and cheers filled the air in front of Leifeng Pagoda.

(End of this chapter)