I am weak and friendly

Chapter 339 What...what did you do to Brother Ze?
I woke up to bright sunshine.

Although it was another day of being homeless and sleeping on the office sofa, Tang Yiping had already gotten used to it.

I felt refreshed and energized after a good night's sleep.

Especially when she opened her eyes and found breakfast on the table, with the scent of Brother Ze's shampoo still lingering in the air, she knew that her senior sister, the mascot of the signboard, had already come and fed her breakfast.

What's wrong with working overtime in the office?
What's wrong with sleeping at work?

Not only do they not have to pay for the air conditioning electricity themselves, but they are also fed by others every day!

Moreover, today's breakfast was particularly lavish, with several of Tang Yiping's favorite dishes. It was clear that the person who bought the breakfast had to visit several places this morning.

Hehe, I wonder how Shen Qianyu was feeling this morning. How did he manage to balance himself and maintain logical consistency?
His [Offering] and [Self-Deception] are almost at the Grandmaster level, so he can probably just come with a +1 bonus.

With that thought in mind, Tang Yiping went to wash up a bit and came back to enjoy the breakfast he was being fed.

Then he wiped his mouth, sighed with satisfaction, and slumped in his wheelchair for a while.

Now that we've eaten and drunk our fill, it's time to get to work.

Today, let's continue updating OIFU.

I've been busy with FOFU these past few days. I bet there are already tons of plugins submitted for review on that HUB.

Tang Yiping had just turned off the screen when he saw his brother turn around and stare intently at him.

"What's wrong, Brother Bao?" Tang Yiping asked.

"Well done!" said Brother Ban, his tone ambiguous, whether it was praise or gritted teeth.

His gaze moved from Tang Yiping to Stoka, and then back to Tang Yiping.

"So, which of you two was responsible for this yesterday?"

Tang Yiping: "???"

What kind of good deed did he do?
Wait, could it be...

Tang Yiping quickly turned around and opened the project warehouse.

Then I saw dozens of plugins neatly and beautifully displayed in my OIFU plugin marketplace.

Damn, who did this?

The master and apprentice both turned their gazes toward Stoka.

Stoka let out a soft "whimper" and lowered its head.

"You still have the nerve to whine? You still have the nerve to complain? Staying up all night just to embarrass me, is that it?" Brother Ban said indignantly. "Last night, I said your master's OIFU was a mess, and you insisted on fixing it in the middle of the night, okay? You insisted on reviewing all the plugins, didn't you?"

"Waaah..."

“Exactly! You’ve ruined all my fun! I was planning to submit PRs to them all! You’ve taken away my enjoyment!” Tang Yiping chimed in from the side.

“Ugh…” Stoka lowered his head even further.

“Stoka, you have disappointed me greatly. Your master never remembers to feed you. Who feeds you every day? Om? Ask yourself, who is taking care of you every day?”

Tang Yiping: "Huh?"

Wait, does Stoka need to be fed every day? Isn't it perfectly fine to eat a little every few days, or even just once every few days?
Wasn't it like that before?

I thought that was also one of Stoka's racial talents.

Tang Yiping suddenly felt that he had finally solved an unsolved mystery.

and so……

"Exactly, Stoka, you have no conscience."

"Ugh..." Stokka lay on the ground.

"Come on, let me masturbate! To vent my anger!" Tang Yiping said to Stoka.

Okay, that's enough of Stoka's [Bull and Horse] today. If he increases it any more, he'll progress too fast. He might even advance to the next level with [Bull and Horse] soon. Wouldn't that make him look too weak?
Tang Yiping grabbed Stoka's head and started stroking it repeatedly.

Then it was Bangle's turn to give Stoka a good beating on the head.

The master and apprentice vented their pent-up anger, and then the master got up and left the office.

Then, Tang Yiping heard Ban Ge's voice from outside: "Seriously? After all this time, this is all you've done?" "We gave you [Listening], and you don't even have a thought for it?"

"When we gave it to you, [Di Ting] was so rudimentary, and it's still just as rudimentary now, isn't it?"

"With [Diting] doing so well right now, why don't you add local services to Diting? Have you forgotten what our main business is? Aren't [Diting's] target users dog owners? Where are the dog food ads? Where are the dog food purchase links? Where is the dog food store? Where are the dog food reviews? What are you all doing?"

Tang Yiping: "..."

Horrible! The gifted Benedict Cumberbatch has returned, but he's actually a tyrant!

Brother Ban, you're the kind of annoying product manager who stuffs e-commerce into short videos, short videos into e-commerce, splash screen ads in front of Q&A communities, and novels into splash screen ads!
The kind of person everyone should kill!

What kind of demon did I unleash?!

Oh well, anyway, the battery life of the old-fashioned model is only five minutes at most.

He is now old and faded, and even with his brain working at full power, he can't last more than 5 minutes.

Benedict's talent has been worn down, but he himself has been worn down even more.

In less than five minutes, he will revert to being that old, frail "ox and horse" master.

For middle-aged people, five minutes is already quite good.

That's fine.

It's just that the others suffered; you guys actually took the brunt of my OIFU's firepower. I'm sorry.

Then, Tang Yiping heard someone say, "I really miss it, the old Ban Ge is back... I've been a little unaccustomed to Bao Ge not being here these past two days."

Tang Yiping turned his head and saw Gao Yuxiang leaning against the door, looking on with emotion.

No, may I ask if your company has any serious illnesses?
Oh, I work for this company too. Never mind then.

I do have a serious illness.

Then Gao Yuxiang said to Tang Yiping, "You did a great job last night!"

Tang Yiping: "???"

What else did Stoka do while I was asleep last night?!

Tang Yiping had a bad feeling and quickly opened the L-site forum.

Well, the phrase "[Enlightenment in Longchang]" is all over the internet.

What does it mean to have dozens of people achieve enlightenment in Longchang overnight?
So, all the programmers at L station stayed up all night last night?
I, Tang, the mediocre coder, have once again suffered a reputational blow!
Tang Yiping died in despair.

He was just about to complain when he saw a familiar ID.

LZ77: "Now I finally understand what it feels like to have an enlightenment in Longchang. I never thought I'd have one today too. My brain feels completely crammed..."

Tang Yiping: "???"

No, LZ77? Isn't that Ze Ge's ID on a certain HUB?
Tang Yiping remembered that Ze Ge said she hadn't visited any forums for many years. She used to be addicted to various online communities, which led to severe procrastination, so she quit later, right?

Why are you on the forum again?

Moreover, did he guide Zege Longchang to enlightenment?
Stoka, what have you done?!

Just as Tang Yiping was about to question Stoka, the office door was suddenly pushed open with a "bang".

Shen Qianyu pushed open the door with a look of grief and indignation.

"Pingzi, you scoundrel! What have you done?! Why did Brother Ze buy so much delicious food this morning?! Why?!"

What? Ze-ge bought breakfast himself today?? No wonder it's so lavish, but I didn't do anything last night!
Waaaaaah, Brother Ze, the one who guided you through enlightenment in Longchang last night was actually a dog!

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At this moment, Tang Yiping just wanted to cry with Shen Qianyu.

Unexpectedly, Shen Qianyu suddenly pounced on him: "Brother Ping, teach me! I want to be like Brother Ze..."

I really don't know how to do this...

(End of this chapter)