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Chapter 333 Reclaiming the Talent! Brother Ban's [Intuition Blueprint]! (4K views, please vote!)
The door to the integrated command center on the fifth floor of the Social Ecology Department of the Benchmark Reality Committee was suddenly pushed open.

With a loud bang, many people in the command center turned around abruptly, and then they saw a strong and wiry man standing at the door.

Upon seeing the strangers who suddenly appeared and were so aggressive, someone frowned and was about to call for help, but the strong and wiry man stepped aside, revealing a wheelchair behind him and the person in it.

Upon seeing that person, the scene instantly fell silent.

The moment he opened the door, he saw his target.

The continuous mist emanating from Brother Ban's body went straight into his body.

He was a man in his thirties, thin, wearing glasses, and with thick hair.

He stood with his arms crossed at the back of the command center, looking up at the huge screen in front of him. There were dozens of seats around him, and in most of them, there was a staff member working hard.

The man with his arms crossed stood there, full of confidence and determination.

To be honest, if it weren't for the [Carrion Eater] skill, Tang Yiping would most likely have developed a very good impression of this person at first glance.

He may not be the highest-ranking person, but he is definitely the most capable and reliable one on site.

But... the mist that connected him made Tang Yiping instinctively feel disgusted with him.

The moment Tang Yiping saw him, the image that flashed through his mind was that of the "ox-horse" classmate who always worked overtime in silence.

Such an aura and such confidence should have belonged to Brother Ban.

Damn it, it's you! You stole Brother Ban's talent, robbed him of the dazzling life that should have belonged to him, and you even have more hair than Brother Ban!

Absolutely unforgivable!
“Young Master Tang…” At the door, a middle-aged man who looked to be of high status looked at Tang Yiping with a blank and shocked expression.

"Young Master Tang Nima." Tang Yiping cursed directly.

Who the hell is calling yourself your young master?! I'm Tang!
He maneuvered his wheelchair forward as if it were empty.

"Move aside, I need to get something!" Tang Yiping said.

There were dozens of people at the scene, but none of them dared to move.

Sun Licheng followed closely behind Tang Yiping.

At that moment, in his eyes, Tang Yiping was like an invincible general with his sword drawn, laughing loudly, "I've come to borrow your head!"

Then he charged into the midst of the army.

Of course, he followed not only for that reason, but also because he saw at least a dozen more black and green striped people running towards him outside.

He didn't think he could take on so many people by himself, so it was better to stay closer to Tang.

The issue is……

Can Tang take down so many people?
No matter what, even if I die, I want to die with Tang!
Thinking this, he quickly caught up.

Tang Yiping arrived in front of the man who had stolen Ban Ge's talent.

Damn, this thick, beautiful hair is beyond repair!
How abominable!

It's almost as thick as my own hair!

I'm not even 20 years old yet!

How abominable!

Tang Yiping felt that he had to take back everything that he had taken from Ban Ge.

then……

He was stunned.

Wait a minute, I was so focused on running to find the other person, but how am I supposed to get my talent back?
Does my own [Hidden Corruptor] have this ability?

What should we use?

【Scavenging】?
[Weakness Insight]?
[The art of stabbing]?
None of them seem to be correct.

Oh no, how could I forget something so important?

Tang Yiping felt that he had become overconfident because of the advancement of his [Hidden Corruptor] ability, and had completely forgotten the most important thing.

Of course... he didn't expect that he would actually follow the trajectory and arrive here.

What the hell is this place?!
The man turned pale under Tang Yiping's gaze.

Because Tang Yiping remained silent, his face grew paler and paler, then turned bluish, as if he was about to suffer from myocardial ischemia and respiratory alkalosis from fright.

But... Tang Yiping was even more embarrassed.

He delivered his cool lines and made a grand entrance, but the next thing he needed to do was still unresolved!

Am I just going to leave like this?

It wouldn't be a problem under normal circumstances.

Say something like, "Oh, sorry, wrong way."

Simply show weakness to trigger the "weak are harmless" mentality and leave. Next time you think of a solution, you can gracefully come back.

But today, war correspondent Sun Licheng is following behind him!
Moreover, if he, being the "harmless weakling," slips away, his personal war correspondent is doomed!

Now how to do?
As Tang Yiping pondered, he became somewhat distracted, and his eyes became unfocused.

Then he saw what was displayed on the screens in the command center.

Those were individual profile pictures, along with descriptions next to their pictures and names:

"Project Awarded: [Combat Talent B]; Award Duration: 1 year; Subsequent Applicants: ...; Waiting List...Talent Wear and Tear..."

"Damn it!" In that instant, Tang Yiping was filled with rage.

Damn, this is what they call the "Social Ecology Department"!
Human talent is treated here like a possession or tool that can be "given" and "removed" at will; it can be "taken away," "transplanted," and "possessed."

hateful!

How abominable!

Tear down this lousy place!

Just as Tang Yiping had this thought, he heard a series of crackling sounds.

"Snap snap snap snap!" The power cords, monitor cables, and network cables of the dozens of computers around him seemed to hear a command and instantly rose up like venomous snakes.

In an instant, all the computers in the command center were torn to pieces, creating a chaotic mess.

Sparks crackled everywhere.

With a "crack," the huge screen split open in the middle, and thick cables emerged from behind like venomous snakes. Then, the surrounding walls cracked, and the ceiling lights drooped down. Countless wires and network cables, mixed with crackling sparks and dust, gathered together. The broken cables, like wriggling earthworms and venomous snakes, converged from all directions, slowly climbing and entwining together to form a monstrous cable python that flickered with electricity.

"Bang!" The monstrous python shot out, crashing into a nearby wall and revealing rows of server racks on the opposite side. It dragged the racks around, making them tilt and sway. Then, the server racks "grew up hair," and countless cables automatically extended from them, merging into the monstrous python, dragging, deforming, and even flattening the racks...

After doing all this, the monstrous python slithered to Tang Yiping's side, lowered its "head" which resembled the giant mouth of a sand worm, and gently rubbed against Tang Yiping's ear, giving him a jolt.

It all happened so fast; screams and cries of agony echoed all around, and dust billowed in all directions.

Sun Licheng dodged a chandelier that fell from the ceiling in a flustered manner, staring speechlessly at the backs of Tang Yiping and the "monster python," and subconsciously took a step back.

What exactly is this!
If he could barely understand Tang Yiping's previous actions (actually, no!), then he could.

Now, all of this has truly exceeded his comprehension.

What on earth is this!

Tang Yiping's hair stood on end from the electric shock.

But in his heart, he was shouting:

[Entangled Body] Sister, you're the best!

[Entangled Body] Sister, you're so cool!
[Entangled Body] Sister, you're invincible!

Tang Yiping reached out, and despite the hair standing on end from the electric shock, he still gently stroked the [Entangled Body].

She deserves it!

After receiving Tang Yiping's caresses, the Entangled Body suddenly spun its head in a snake-like motion and came to his right side, letting out a silent "roar" with crackling sounds at the Staff of Pivot.

Tang Yiping: "..."

Uh, I was wondering why there was such a big fuss today.

So she felt threatened and came out to reaffirm her status as the boss!
But well done!

As Tang Yiping was inwardly praising it, the [Entangled Body], after demonstrating against the [Pillar Staff], suddenly bit down on the man who had monopolized Brother Ban's talent.

—Your lower-level symbiote [Entangled Entity] [extracted] the talent [Worn-out Blueprint of Intuition] and lovingly offered it to you.
—You have acquired a new talent: [Worn-out Intuition Blueprint]

Oh my god, how could I forget about Sister [Entangled Body]'s skill?

Last time, Tang Yiping obtained the "fragment" from Fan Zhihong's team. After studying it, he wrote FOAM, an algorithm for extracting all patterns. Then, Tang Yiping fed this "fragment" to the [Entangled Entity], and the [Entangled Entity] evolved the [Extraction] skill.

However, since then, Tang Yiping has never had the chance to use this skill and has forgotten about it.

I only realized now that I had this.

Wait, if you give me this talent, what about Brother Ban?
Oh, right, should I take some from myself later and return it to Brother Ban?

As Tang Yiping was thinking this, he saw the [Entangled Body] slowly raise its head. On the ground, there was only a man with his eyes rolled back, foaming at the mouth, and his whole body convulsing.

hiss--

Tang Yiping felt that they should consider this matter more carefully.

It seems that being "extracted" feels really bad!
In any case, get out of here quickly; there's no time to lose, or things might change!
Clearly, these are not combat personnel; it would be best to leave quickly.

"Let's go!" Tang Yiping said to his personal war correspondent, Sun Licheng.

After saying that, he seemed a little uneasy and asked, "You saw everything?"

My dashing entrance, my domineering lines, and my overwhelming destructive power!
In that instant, Sun Licheng felt he was doomed.

Oh no, I'm going to be silenced!

Although he was a fearless, powerful, and sacrificial member of the Special Operations Team.

But... he didn't want to be killed by his own ally to silence him! That would be too much of a loss!

"You...you...you...you...you...you...you know what you're doing!" Sun Licheng stammered. Just when Tang Yiping thought he was being accused of talking nonsense, he finally finished the sentence, "Don't worry, I...I...I...I know what I'm doing!"

“Very good!” Tang Yiping nodded.

Write it well! The report must be written well!
On the way back, Tang Yiping decided to test Sun Licheng's Chinese language skills. If all else failed, he would teach him some fancy rhetoric and grammar.

Then Tang Yiping decided to use the "the weak are harmless" tactic to go to Lin Po-xiao's office and see his expression as he looked at his report.

It's only satisfying to show off to this extent!
Tang Yiping thought.

He then maneuvered the wheelchair forward.

But just as the wheelchair was moving forward, it stopped again.

Wait, where exactly is this place?
Tang Yiping completely lacked Sun Licheng's combat instincts and ability to instantly grasp the battlefield situation, which made him realize that something was wrong here.

He turned to look out the window.

Several panes of glass in the window were broken. Through the missing panes, Tang Yiping could see the orderly street scene outside, which was similar to, yet different from, Hailing City.

This is...the other side?!
I've somehow ended up on the other side?
How did I get through this?
The bigger problem is... how do I get back?

As Tang Yiping thought this, he looked out the window on the fifth floor at the world outside.

Looking down from the air, there were very few people on the streets outside, and almost everyone was wearing various uniforms or suits.

They rarely stopped, and their steps were always hurried, almost always following a fixed route.

Looking down from the fifth floor, for a fleeting moment, Tang Yiping felt as if he were looking down at an anthill, and the people below were just ants.

Then, Tang Yiping raised his head.

In the distance, another towering building, much taller than their own, is rising majestically.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh—" The sound of police sirens came from outside the window. Tang Yiping saw many vehicles speeding towards him. Without further hesitation, he turned around and drove out.

Regardless of how he got here, all Tang Yiping can do now is retrace his steps.

Maybe... I didn't realize when I took the wrong turn and ended up on the other side.

Right, [the wrong path].

"I love you, my little darling!" Tang Yiping [showed affection].

The gentle electric shock from the [Entangled Body] he received in return left Tang Yiping completely numb, and his wheelchair almost stopped working.

I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have called someone "little baby"!

With the giant python-shaped [Entangled Body] clearing the way, the dozen or so black and green stripes outside posed almost no threat. Tang Yiping arrived at the elevator and pressed the button.

With a "snap," most of the cable broke apart, and a small section of cable went inside the elevator.

Then Sun Licheng hurriedly slipped into the elevator.

Fortunately, the elevator still had power. Tang Yiping pressed the elevator button and heard the "whoosh whoosh whoosh" of police sirens outside gradually fade away.

Only then did Tang Yiping have time to take a look at the talent he had just acquired.

—【Worn-out Blueprint of Intuition】: The world is chaotic, and people are noisy. You're surrounded by fools whose thoughts and needs are childish and laughable. But… even on the worst canvas, you can intuitively construct a miraculous blueprint. Although this world is nothing but a mess of mediocre people and fancy decorations on dung, having a blueprint is always better, right? The land where the blueprint unfolds is your territory, and you are destined to be king!

Is this really Ban's talent? For some reason, this "Worn-out Intuitive Blueprint" seems rather foul-mouthed?
(End of this chapter)