I am weak and friendly

Chapter 324 Limited Time Offer: 30 Days! I'll Take Your Dog's Head! (3K views, Requesting Monthly Tickets)

—Dear terrorist elimination team member [Hidden Corruptor] Li Ke Bolun, you have been assigned a new elimination mission. Target: [Hidden Corruptor] Li Ke Bolun. Please complete the elimination mission within 30 days.

Tang Yiping: "..."

Look at what you're saying!

Does this mean I have to erase myself?

Scared me.

Thankfully, I cleared myself out.

However... even if I can delay for 30 days, what will happen after 30 days?
Am I only going to live for another 30 days?

The system prompts continue to pop up:

—Warning, you have only 30 days left to live (at most). We extend our deepest condolences in advance.

Tang Yiping: "..."

You're still mocking me, aren't you?

No way, he really only has 30 days to live?

Although Tang Yiping had long since accepted the fact that he was nearing the end of his life, for example, that he had a high chance of not living past the age of 25, it was still quite difficult to accept that this timeframe had suddenly been shortened to 30 days.

What to do now?

Shouldn't we hurry up and do the things we've always wanted to do but haven't done yet?
Should I go home and spend some time with Master Tang and Madam Mu?

Or maybe we should just give up and figure out what to do when there are only a few days left.

That's how I've spent so many summers before!

I only realized I hadn't done my homework a few days into summer vacation!
Or should I burn all my life force, unleash my inner power, and do something big?
Just as Tang Yiping was struggling with various issues, another notification popped up:

—Like a summer insect, so fragile. You've become even weaker, but what ill intentions could such a tiny creature harbor? Your [Weakness Concealment] has been upgraded to [Weakness Harmless]

—【The weak are harmless】: Because you are too weak, you pose no threat.

Tang Yiping stared at his "The Weak Are Harmless" sign for a while.

To be honest, this explanation is a bit puzzling.

"So there is no threat at all"—isn't that a bit too obvious?

What does this "no threat" performance mean?
Couldn't this riddle-maker's "Survival Guide for the Weak" just explain things clearly?
Tang Yiping was lying in bed, pondering his life, when he heard a noisy commotion outside: "Let me out!"

"I'll let it go if I cooperated with you last night, but you can't keep me locked up here forever, can you?"

It was Lin Duo's voice.

Tang Yiping came out holding his cane and saw Lin Duo already dressed in a suit and tie, rushing to leave. Several young men under Gao Ming stopped him from leaving.

Upon seeing Tang Yiping, both Shen Hong and Li Tieqiang looked over.

There was a hint of doubt in their eyes.

"Have we...failed?"

"Did you search this morning?" Tang Yiping took out his phone and showed the two of them his previous page. "Look, Brother Bao is back in place. I think we've succeeded."

Bao Ge is back, and Touchpoint Connect is back too.

"And what about him?" Shen Hong asked, pointing at Lin Duo.

Lin Duo's current reaction doesn't seem to indicate that anything has changed.

No one's memory has changed.

“Perhaps…it’s because of my house?” Tang Yiping said.

If one is brought into Tang Yiping's "residence," one will be unaffected by any changes in the outside world, which is a very special and useful mechanism.

How did this mechanism come about?
Is it because one [Primordial Dust Mother Tree] can counteract the effects of another [Primordial Dust Mother Tree]?
Tang Yiping also felt that it might not be entirely related to the [Original Dust Mother Tree], after all, his little one was still just a tiny bean sprout.

The one outside is a colossal behemoth comparable to the entire world.

“In any case, we’ll find out once we go out and try,” Tang Yiping said. “But I’m warning you beforehand that if you leave this house, you’ll forget everything we went through inside… or perhaps not forget, but simply ignore the memories associated with it until you return to this house, or until I bring it up again…”

"Understood, you are our anchor point." Gao Ming nodded casually.

"How exciting! It's starting to feel more and more like a secret base of a secret organization!" Zhao Xinyi exclaimed excitedly, clenching his fist.

Everyone looked at him.

I suspect you have some kind of unusual fetish!

Gao Ming looked at Zhao Xinyi and shook his head slightly.

Bro, this won't do! Working people need to learn to hide their true thoughts! Put on your "working mask"!
Actually, I think the same way you do!

Mouth substitute!

The group met briefly to discuss how to proceed and how to explain things to them so that they would quickly understand what they needed to know and how to deal with various situations. Then they left.

After exiting the elevator, the group lagged behind by two steps, whispered to each other as they had agreed beforehand, recounting the progress of the previous night. Upon arriving at the lobby, they discovered that Lin Duo was still there.

"Please take me back, I need to go back and change my clothes," Lin Duo said to Zhao Xinyi, shaking out the dust from his suit jacket.

Zhao Xinyi looked around, then at Lin Duo, and shrugged.

"You're not planning to follow me anymore?" Lin Duo's eyes widened.

These past two days, Zhao Xinyi has been keeping an eye on him almost 24 hours a day. Why has she changed her mind now?
"Alright." Lin Duo shook his head. It was better if no one followed him; then he could do something else.

He took out his phone and made a call: "Xiao Zhao, bring my car over here, right away!"

"Brother Lin, are you kidding me? I'm already on my way to pick up President Du."

The driver across the street, who was called "Xiao Zhao," said.

"Little Zhao, you've gotten too bold!" Lin Duo's expression changed. "You're not even listening to me anymore?"

"Assistant Lin, please stop joking. President Du is going to Qihang Building today. He didn't rest at home last night and stayed at some service center. The roads are starting to get congested now, and I have to hurry over, or it will be too late..."

"Beep beep beep beep," the driver on the other end of the line, Xiao Zhao, hung up the phone.

Lin Duo's expression slowly changed as he listened to the beeping sound.

First, the face turns black, then slowly turns white, until it becomes as pale as paper.

The titles "Assistant Lin" and "Brother Lin" pulled him back to certain parts of his past that he felt he had long forgotten.

He looked around blankly, as if trying to gain some sense of reality from his surroundings, but all he saw were the ambiguous smiles in the eyes of the people around him.

"What happened? What's going on?" He looked around blankly, then finally his gaze fell on Tang Yiping: "You... what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything," Tang Yiping said with a smile.

I just brought you back and temporarily "cut off" your contact.

Everything else, the world does itself.

This is something that millions of ordinary people in this world did themselves.

This is simply the world's own error-correcting mechanism.

Lin Duo looked at Tang Yiping, and in that instant, several moments of interaction with Tang Yiping flashed through his mind.

We met for the first time in a narrow alleyway near the passage.

Then Tang Yiping alone wiped out Fan Zhihong's squad.

Then, Tang Yiping destroyed GIFT, and Tang Yiping discovered the entrance...

And Tang Yiping actually entered his last stronghold, pulling himself out of his final retreat.

And now, he...

They took everything from me.

It's all Tang Yiping, everything is Tang Yiping.

At this moment, Lin Duo felt an urge to rush up and kill him!
Kill this cripple in the wheelchair!

It's all his fault! It's all his fault!
But he only staggered forward a few steps, then knelt down with a "plop" and tried to hug Tang Yiping's leg.

"Young Master Tang, I beg you, please give them back to me. I can't live without them... I don't want to go back to being Assistant Lin... Du Baobin is a pervert, stingy and unreasonable. Young Master Tang, I beg you..."

He crawled forward on his knees, but Zhao Xinyi blocked his way with his leg.

Tang Yiping pursed his lips.

They were afraid of Boss Tang, afraid that Aunt Zhang would be hurt, and all sorts of high-sounding excuses.

You just don't want to lose what you have now, even though these things never belonged to you and were taken away by you through unfair and dishonest means.

In fact, you didn't even take it by your own hands. You just begged and pleaded like this, and that's how you got that little bit of charity.

Then it turned into a barking dog.

Oh, I'm sorry, Stoka, I wasn't talking about you.

After all, you're a husky, you're usually all whimpering.

He looked at Lin Duo, feeling an urge to speak his mind.

Although he didn't actually intend to say these things to Lin Duo.

But now Lin Duo is like some kind of power, or the embodiment of someone.

"Do you think I can't handle them?"

Do you think we'll always be on the defensive and never be able to get back what we've lost?

"Do you think you can keep swinging back and forth, betting on both sides, and always be on the winning side to enjoy victory without paying the price?"

“What we have lost, we will take back; what is twisted, we will straighten; what is wrong, we will correct; and now, this is just the beginning.”

"It starts with you."

"Also, I've said it many times, call me Tang!"

As Tang Yiping spoke, he raised his head, hugged his shoulders, and struck a pose of looking down on the world.

I am so awesome.

Everyone else was speechless.

The way this smug person looks is unbearable to watch.

He delivers great lines, but his facial expressions are just awful.

Tang, we are indeed very capable, but please be more reserved, okay?
So, everyone else could only put their arms around each other's shoulders, strike a pose of looking down on the world, and join in his smugness.

It looks exactly like a group of insurance buyers taking a group photo.

The morning sunlight shone from one side, casting everyone's shadows on the ground.

Just looking at his own shadow, everyone thought, "You know what, it's actually pretty cool."

"Hurry up and go!" Zhao Xinyi said to Lin Duo. "What's the use of begging now? Hurry up and get to work, or you'll lose your job as Assistant Lin!"

"Yeah, you still have to pay your mortgage, right?" Tang Yiping thought of Bao Ge's experience and felt that Bao Ge's character couldn't just be made up; there must be some reason behind it. "If you don't start earning money soon, you'll have to default on your mortgage!"

Who would have thought that as soon as those words were spoken, eight out of the ten people present changed their pose from crossing their arms to covering their chests.

shut up!

Don't rub salt into your wounds!
This world is really too cruel.

Everyone sighed as they watched Lin Duo stagger away.

"Let's go, we still have a mortgage to pay! Time to get back to work!" Li Tieqiang waved and said.

After a brief moment of brilliance, the scene was still a mess!

"Brother Ping, I want to be a big boss too!" Zhao Xinyi said. "Why don't you take a look at me? Have I been framed by some scheming person?"

These words captivated everyone.

Li Tieqiang slapped me across the face: "Go away! If you become a big boss, who will run errands for me? Be a good old hat uncle! I won't retire, so don't even think about becoming a big boss!"

"Sigh, Master, you always hit me like this. Believe me or not, I'll get my revenge... Ouch!"

"Pingzi, are you going to work? I can give you a ride." Shen Hong looked at the backs of the master and apprentice, shook his head, and asked Tang Yiping.

"You're going to Qihang Building?"

"Hmm... I think we should at least let them know what happened today."

Shen Hong wasn't giving a report; clearly, his thinking had changed.

"I'll go ask Brother Wei Song about the current situation of Touchpoint Interconnect," Tang Yiping said.

The group arrived at the 41st floor, and as soon as the elevator doors opened, they were stopped by the people guarding the door:
"I'm sorry, you can't go in."

(End of this chapter)