I am weak and friendly

Chapter 304 What's it like to fall asleep on Brother Ze's lap?
When Ban woke up the next morning, it was already 9 a.m.

In less than half an hour, my colleagues will start arriving at work one after another.

He yawned and lay on the sofa for a few more seconds.

Of course, three things about waking up in life were on his mind.

"Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do?"

Then he was startled and jumped up: "Brother Bao!"

I slept so soundly that the night passed by. Bao Ge, don't hang up!

He saw Tang Yiping staring at him with bloodshot eyes.

Ban was startled: "Damn! Pingzi, when did you wake up?"

Then he sensed something was wrong. Tang Yiping wasn't staring at him. Although Tang Yiping's eyes were open, he seemed lost in thought, his eyes completely unfocused.

"No way, Pingzi, you didn't sleep all night?" Ban asked.

"Hmm..." Tang Yiping seemed to be lost in thought, only mechanically responding before his eyes suddenly widened, and he exclaimed, "Brother Ban, I've figured it out! I know how they did it!"

Ban Ge: ? ? ?
"What? What happened? How did you do that?"

He paused for a moment: "You're not still thinking about the theory that your 'Brother Bao' is an investor in our company, are you?"

"If Brother Bao were an investor in our company, I'd still be a genius product manager by now!"

Do I not know who I am now?

I'm just a product manager in disguise, and underneath the person in the disguise is that dog, Stoka.

Yes, Stoka can indeed be described as a genius product manager now.

So, rounding it up, I could be considered a genius product manager?

Thinking of Stoka, Ban's gaze shifted to the side, where Stoka was lying cross-legged next to Tang Yiping.

Actually, Brother Ban often wanted to ask himself a question.

If even a dog is this awesome, is this world still normal?

I must have gone mad sometime ago.

Hmm, I think we should buy Stoka a doghouse. It's pitiful that he sleeps on the floor every day.

It gets up earlier than the rooster, sleeps later than the dog, eats worse than the pig, and works harder than the donkey. At least buy it a decent doghouse so its life isn't so miserable...

Wait, it's just a dog, it's unlikely to sleep later than a dog, thank goodness.

No, no, no, Chen Jiaban, what are you thinking? Is this the time to be thinking about this?

Brother Ban quickly brought his thoughts back:

"You're so sleepy you're going to go to sleep."

"Brother Ban said to Tang Yiping."

"No, no, no, Brother Ban, we are programmers, we need to think like programmers. I have already verified with OIFU that some theories are feasible. So, by continuing to expand on this theory, you can easily reach a conclusion that this thing is actually simpler than I imagined... But the person who invented this thing is a genius!" Tang Yiping said excitedly.

Ban Ge realized that Tang Yiping's way of thinking was probably even further ahead than his own.

That's completely nonsensical.

"Of course, there's still something I don't quite understand, but... it's okay! I've already figured out a solution!"

Tang Yiping suddenly sat up. "I'm going to write some code!"

"Go to sleep!" Ban Ge pressed Tang Yiping down again: "What are you writing code for? Do you want to die?"

Even if you're young, you shouldn't stay up all night like this!
"But I've really thought of a solution! I've come up with a brilliant idea..."

"go to bed!"

"But I can't sleep!"

"Let's get some sleep." When Brother Ze came in carrying the food, he saw the master and apprentice "fighting".

“I knew you weren’t asleep, Hirako,” Ze Ge said.

In this world, how many people truly care about others?

Even if the sky falls, as long as there are tall people to hold it up, people can still eat and sleep as usual.
Only Tang Yiping would truly stay up all night because of someone else. All Ze Ge could do was arrive early and provide logistical support for the two men who were responsible for watching over Ban Ge last night.

"Look, I bought you breakfast. Would you like to have some first?" Brother Ze put down the breakfast.

Ze bought a lot of breakfast today, he must have bought some for Ban too.

Ban Ge went to get a portion first and tried to feed Bao Ge. After a long while, he finally managed to get the door opened.

good news.

First, Brother Bao is still alive.

Secondly, Bao Ge is still willing to eat.

Ban Ge felt relieved and went to wash up, planning to come back for dinner. Just then, he saw the elevator doors open and Shen Qianyu rushed in.

"Why the rush?" Could it be that Shen Qianyu is also concerned about Bao-ge? Why is he in such a hurry to check on the situation?

Shen Qianyu did not answer.

What could he say? Could he say that he came so early because Brother Ze didn't ask him to bring breakfast in the group chat today, but instead bought breakfast himself?

Something's not right!
He absolutely had to come and see what was going on!

At this moment, he still doesn't know what happened last night. After all, it was already late at night when Bao Ge jumped off the building, and those who weren't there hadn't heard the juicy gossip yet.

They were discussing it until midnight yesterday, but it was all about the feud between Bao Ge and Lin Duo.

The two returned to the open lobby of the development team one after the other, and saw that Tang Yiping was already asleep.

He was still holding a half-eaten bun in his hand, with the piece of bun still in his mouth.

At this moment, he was leaning against Ze Ge and was already snoring softly.

"You scoundrel—" Before Shen Qianyu could even let out a roar, his brother, Ban, anticipated his words and covered his mouth.

"Asleep?" Ban asked in a low voice.

"Hmm, she's asleep." Ze Ge gently took the steamed bun from Tang Yiping's hand and placed it aside. Then, she gently moved her body, allowing Tang Yiping to slide down and lie on her lap.

"He was so tired, he fell asleep as soon as he relaxed," said Brother Ban. "I carried him to the side to sleep."

"Let him sleep like this for a while," said Ze Ge, gently smoothing Tang Yiping's hair with a faint smile on her face.

At that moment, Ban felt as if he saw a pool of moonlight shining on Ze Ge and the sleeping Tang Yiping.

Under the pale moonlight, the genius young disciple, who had just saved the life of the sect elder and was exhausted from practicing swordsmanship all day, curled up and lay on a boulder beside the deep pool. The sect's guardian sister, her senior uncle, put her legs together and gently moved his head onto her lap.

She gently stroked the boy's cheek, her gaze towards the genius boy as tender as water.

The night breeze carries a scent that is indistinguishable from the fragrance of flowers or the scent of people.

Just then, on the opposite side of the deep pool, the sect's mountain gate was kicked open.

A boy dressed in black swept in like a whirlwind.

She raised her head and looked ahead.

"Qianyu, you're here." Ze Ge looked at Shen Qianyu, who came in with Ban Ge, and said, "Sorry, you don't need to buy me food today."

Shen Qianyu stood there, motionless.

The gentle moonlight, as soft as water, shone down once more.

The wind rustles the bamboo shadows, the clouds are sparse and the moon shines brightly, and a faint fragrance drifts in

Beside the sect, beside the deep pool.

The sect's mascot looked up and smiled faintly at the boy in black:
"I'm sorry, Qianyu, you're too late. I've already chosen him."

Ben heard the sound of something breaking.

Oh no, someone else is about to jump off a building.

Should we call the police first?

Brother Ban thought with a headache.

(End of this chapter)