I am weak and friendly

Chapter 240 Hirako is going all out!

In the office area on the 41st floor, Shen Hong watched as Stoka was scolded by Tang Yiping with a rolled-up newspaper. Stoka squatted by the window to reflect on his actions. Somewhat speechless, he took back his own requisitioned newspaper, unfolded it, and then sighed.

"What's wrong with this dog?" Shen Hong asked. "What's wrong with it? If it made a mistake, you can talk to it nicely. You don't have to punish it so harshly..."

Gao Ming, standing nearby, nearly rolled his eyes to the sky when he heard this.

No, when we make mistakes, you scold us even less than this dog!
Thank goodness this dog isn't one of our colleagues.

"This guy modified OIFU's code while I was sleeping, and he did a really good job! It almost ruined all the mediocre code persona I'd painstakingly built up. Well, when I woke up, OIFU 2.0 was practically ready to be released!" Tang Yiping was furious. He pointed at Stoka, who had his back to him: "Don't move your ears! Don't eavesdrop on our conversation! Stand there as punishment!"

Shen Hong: "???"

Did I hear wrongly?
This guy modified Hirako's code while Hirako was sleeping?
Am I getting old? Am I hallucinating?
still is……

His gaze shifted from Tang Yiping to Stoka.

He was thinking about a question.

Was Tang Yiping joking, using some kind of metaphor, or...?

it is true?
A dog modifies code?
What the hell?

His gaze then shifted to the corner of the hall.

There was a box containing documents in the corner.

Not long ago, he saw that pretty, delicate little girl fold her limbs and stuff herself into the box, then close the lid on herself.

Just thinking about that eerie scene sends chills down my spine.

If the location were darker, with flickering lighting, Shen Hong had no doubt that he would empty his magazine.

That delicate and pretty young girl, with just a breath, corroded a huge pit in the floor of a super office building, almost corroding it through the floor slab.

What power is this?
With Lola's example already set, he now has to accept a possibility.

What Tang Yiping said is true; this dog really can program, and it's extremely powerful.

There's no normal person around Hirako, is there?

Ah, the world of the past, it's gone forever.

He was extremely melancholy.

Moreover, he felt that he was probably the highest-ranking person in his organization who knew about this kind of thing.

They say that if the sky falls, someone tall will hold it up.

He was the tallest one, and that feeling wasn't really pleasant.

Then he looked at Gao Ming.

He felt that ever since Gao Ming pulled him into this matter, he had become much more optimistic and cheerful, and it seemed that all his mental stress had disappeared.

This made him inexplicably unhappy.

No, it was right for Gao Ming to report it; we shouldn't take our anger out on our subordinates because of this.

Yes, stay calm.

I am a professional who has seen a lot of things. How to handle this kind of situation? Don't rush it. Take your time and think it over carefully.

This is much better than having a bomb about to explode or information about to be stolen, where every second counts.

Yes, stay calm.

Shen Hong unfolded the newspaper that Tang Yiping had rolled up and read it for a while on the sofa.

He felt himself calm down.

Then he looked up.

At a glance, you can see Gao Ming talking to a technician. His clothes are wrinkled, the hem is not tucked into his pants, the cuffs are rolled up too high, the hair sticks up in the wrong direction, and there are still some leek leaves from his breakfast on his teeth when he smiles.

This is outrageous!

"clever!"

Gao Ming looked up and looked over.

Shen Hong pointed the newspaper in his hand towards Stoka: "Look at you, acting all nonchalant! Go stand over there as punishment!"

Gao Ming: "Huh???"

"What do you mean 'huh'? Hurry up and go!"

Seeing Gao Ming and Stoka standing as punishment together, Shen Hong felt much better. He glanced at Tang Yiping, who was sitting at a table, frowning as he looked at his notebook, and leaned over to ask, "How's the situation?"

"Not too good..."

Tang Yiping forced himself to remain calm.

The claim that it wasn't great was just a forced attempt to save face.

The situation is... very bad!
A notification was flashing frantically in front of Tang Yiping's eyes:
—Warning: A cognitive paradox has been detected that contradicts the description of "Working Mask - Tang, the Mediocre Coder"!

—Warning: A cognitive paradox has been detected that contradicts the description of "Working Mask - Tang, the Mediocre Coder"!

After scrolling through dozens of posts, Tang Yiping felt he could already hear the creaking and cracking of the "Working Mask - Mediocre Code Student Tang" icon.

No!
I finally got a status that allows me to move around freely!
Do you know how difficult it was for me to come up with this identity?
Why is God so cruel to me?

He opened L station and saw the hottest post on the forum, titled "Master Pingzi's 'Nine Commentaries on the True Scripture' helped me to understand the Tao in Longchang. I dare not keep it to myself and share it with fellow forum members."

Thankfully, there weren't many posts discussing myself.

Wait... no, that's not right.

What the hell is "Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party"?!
Explain it to me clearly!

Tang Yiping was startled and hurriedly clicked on the post.

Sure enough, it contained his—or rather, those industry commentaries that Stoka had arranged for him!

Holy crap, Stoka actually sent the message back to them nine times? And even left comments on it nine times?
Tang Yiping opened the document and glanced at it, then felt dizzy.

I don't understand! I don't understand it at all!
But Tang Yiping knew it was all over!
The person who posted this line of code is the contributor to PR#15, whose forum ID is "斗转星移". Tang Yiping remembers that his ID on a certain open-source community HUB is RTK-Walk.

Tang Yiping called him back many times, so he had a pretty deep impression of this ID.

This so-called "Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party" is simply a file he compiled of his code and Tang Yiping's industry commentary, which he made available for download. The number of downloads has reached several hundred.

In fact, as an open project, OIFU allows public access to all PRs, versions, comments, and so on.

The problem is that not many people will specifically look at the detailed version of a particular PR.

However, once someone compiles it and puts it out for others to download, that's a different story.

There are already hundreds of replies below.

“I read the entire document. My boss asked me why I was kneeling to look at the screen. I sent him the document, and now he is prostrating himself to look at it.”

"Holy crap, I never thought the best tutorial I'd ever see in my life would be Pingzi's code modification suggestions. Especially towards the end, his step-by-step and patient guidance was so helpful that even a weakling like me could understand them. I feel like I've finally achieved enlightenment. Is this what they call a sudden awakening?"

"I'm completely convinced! Master Pingzi is truly my mentor! I'm going to save this document!"

"There's a comment in Teacher Pingzi's blog that solved a problem that's been bothering me for years! Coming here to slack off today was definitely the right decision!"

"Professor Hirako, I'll never say your code is mediocre again. I really didn't understand it... Waaaaah, I was wrong!"

"Please, Master Pingzi, compile all of Master Pingzi's comments!"

"What are you calling Hirako-sama? From today onwards, you're Hira-sama to me!"

Holy crap, are you guys planning to deify me?

Looking at those effusive compliments that made him feel ashamed for days after just one glance, Tang Yiping was at a loss for words.

No, please, just say my code is mediocre!
Are you planning to kill me? Who paid you?
You guys just can't stand me, can you?
Now how to do?
He wished he could call Lola over and spray a hole in the ground so he could crawl into it.

But there are people on the 40th floor downstairs!
Lola, come on, spray the whole building clean!
Burn everyone below! Burn them! Burn them!
Destroy this world!
Wait, Tang Yiping, don't get agitated, calm down, calm down! Calm down!

Tang Yiping forcibly stopped himself from becoming a world-destroying demon king, and then forced himself to calm down, trying to find a solution.

The best course of action right now is to immediately deny that you wrote it and say that a friend helped you with it.

But the question is... who is this friend?
Should we push the [0xT1P] expert out of the picture?

Or should we give Stoka a formal status?
Pushing out [0xT1P] would be the best option, of course.

The problem is, Stoka went too far. The big shot 【0xT1P】 logged into his own account and replied for himself, right?

Is this because they wish their disguise wouldn't be exposed too quickly enough?

[0xT1P] Who is this big shot? It's so hard to guess!

So it's all Stoca's fault?

It's time to register an account for Stoka and send him out into the storm!
However, if this happens, Stokka's progress on the [Bull and Horse] might be hindered.

In Tang Yiping's mind, two little figures were fighting.

One said, "Who told this guy to mess around! Let his [cattle and horses] die!"

Another person said, "Poor Stoca, his path as a [cow and horse] is cut off now, what will happen to him?"

Those who block people's path to enlightenment are mortal enemies!

Even if we take a step back and consider the worst-case scenario, after witnessing the power of Lux's "Carrion," Tang Yiping felt that he couldn't underestimate Stoker's "Bull and Horse." What if Stoker's "Bull and Horse" was really that powerful?
There's no other way; we have to cover it up!

Waaaaah, I'm so good to you, Stoka.

Tang Yiping moved himself before he moved others.

He thought for a moment, sighed, and began to reply below:

"Your praise is far too much! These were just chance encounters; I have absolutely no idea about them, it was all just assumptions, pure coincidence, nothing but coincidence..."

"Teacher Pingzi is too modest. If this is just wishful thinking, then I'm a kindergarten student." As a result, the poster "Dou Zhuan Xing Yi" directly blocked his efforts.

In an office building not far from Tang Yiping, Lao Wang was excitedly bumping various posts on the forum.

After submitting PR #15, Lao Wang fainted and slept until his colleagues arrived this morning.

After finishing breakfast and feeling refreshed, he reread the comments Tang Yiping had given him the previous night.

Holy crap, I'm so excited!

Even after a night, he felt his passion reignite, and he was about to attain enlightenment again!

He first organized the document and gave a copy to his colleagues.

Everyone knelt down and read it respectfully.

Then he hesitated for a long time about whether or not to share the document.

This thing is comparable to the Nine Yin Manual or the Nine Swords of Dugu in novels. If you get it, you will be unparalleled in the world!

But when he thought of Pingzi's patient guidance and earnest advice, he felt that one should not be so selfish.

We must ensure that the brilliance of Master Hirako shines throughout the world!

Therefore, once he said that, a bunch of people came to worship him, rendering Tang Yiping's humble words useless.

He had no idea that the big boss Hirako in his mind wanted nothing more than to kill him with a single blow.

Just when Tang Yiping was at a loss, someone stepped forward to help him.

“Actually, I’ve experienced this situation before.” 5090 stepped forward. “Once, I was discussing it with a friend, but this only happened once and never happened again! I think it must be because the code written by the master Douzhuanxingyi was so good that it inspired the master Pingzi. Then the master Pingzi’s reply inspired the master Douzhuanxingyi. The two of them pushed each other back and forth until they reached the peak.”

5090, I love you!
I am willing to give myself to you!

When Chen Yanxing woke up in the morning and saw this situation, he immediately understood what had happened.

This means the son has gone offline and the father has come online.

It must be because his son's OIFU code was so good that the father was very happy and helped review the code.

As a result, too much was accidentally exposed.

Sigh, [0xT1P], you were too careless.

What can we do? We can only help.

After posting this, Chen Yanxing sent Dou Zhuan Xing Yi a private message: "Stop bumping the thread. Didn't you see that Boss Pingzi doesn't like being praised like this?"

Startled, Dou Zhuanxingyi quickly replied, "Huh? Really? Don't scare me! What should I do? Should I delete the post?"

"Deleting posts would be too deliberate. Stop bumping the thread for now, lest you cause an even bigger stir..."

"Okay, okay, okay!" Dou Zhuan Xing Yi was filled with endless fear, afraid that Tang Yi Ping would get angry and take it out on him.

After finishing this task, Chen Yanxing sent a few messages to several other acquaintances, asking them to stop adding fuel to the fire.

Then sighed.

Sigh, Hirako, this is all the help I, as your uncle, can give you!

The rest is up to you.

As it turns out, trying to stop the boiling water by adding more water is completely ineffective.

The withdrawal and silence of several key figures have only temporarily reduced the level of public interest.

The comments written by Stoka continued to gain popularity on the forum.

Even more comments were compiled into a book and made available for download on the forum.

This is no longer "Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party," this is "The Great Compendium of Pingzi."

Tang Yiping felt that he might really be exposed.

Now all we can do is use [0xT1P] as a shield.

He paused suddenly as his fingers were on the keyboard.

Can not be done.

We can't do that; we can't follow the other party's pace.

What's that saying again? You do your thing, I'll do mine.

By the way, I myself couldn't understand those comments at all.

Always believe that most people in this world cannot understand the quality of code.

In this world, everyone is just as weak as I am!

Everyone's just following the trend.

As long as people have doubts, those few individuals won't be able to cause any trouble!
Believe in the power of the people!
I want more people to know how bad I am!
As long as they know how bad I am, that's enough.

Oh, Stoka, I'm willing to lose all my dignity for your [ox and horse]!
Tang Yiping made his decision.

Live quiz show!

Maker.com, here I come!
Behold the power of Tang Yiping, who scored 1407 points on Maike.com!

I refuse to believe I can't salvage my reputation this time!

To keep his identity and his job-seeking facade, Tang Yiping went all out.

　I forgot to change the title. This chapter is 4k words long and is an extra chapter for Ling Feng Sui (4/10).
　　
　
(End of this chapter)