I am weak and friendly

Chapter 194 Lagrange gave way to far too much…

The prosthetic body in front of Tang Yiping was square and covered with a layer of plexiglass. Next to it was a long, rectangular screen that shone brightly, illuminating the various product samples arranged inside with exquisite detail.

This is a...

Vending machine.

"Uh..." Tang Yiping was a little confused.

Tang Yiping felt that, if he remembered correctly, this vending machine had been here for a long time. In any case, it had been here ever since Tang Yiping started his internship at the company.

but……

It was never powered by electricity.

According to Brother Ban, this vending machine has been here for many years, but it has never sold anything.

When this vending machine was introduced, Linghai Technology offered such good benefits that all kinds of snacks, fruits, coffee, etc. were provided for free, so almost no one came to buy anything from the vending machine.

later……

The company that made the vending machine has gone bankrupt, so this vending machine has become just a backdrop on the eighth floor, ignored by everyone.

but now……

It lit up again, which made Tang Yiping feel inexplicably uncomfortable and a little unaccustomed to it.

"Lord Li Ke Boren, the Carrion Eater, this is my companion, Lagrang, the genius of our clan." Stokka squatted in front of the vending machine and said to Tang Yiping in a very formal manner.

Tang Yiping had already seen it in his "People Nearby" list.

"User Lagrange L31415926P5K." The brightly colored mark is right above the vending machine.

The issue is……

Can vending machines be used as prosthetic bodies?

"Respected Lord [Scavenger] Li Ke Boren, Lagrange L31415926P5K salutes you." The vending machine emitted a mechanical electronic voice, paying tribute to Tang Yiping.

Then, with a "thud," a box of potato chips fell out.

"Uh." Tang Yiping was taken aback.

"Since I can only come in a prosthetic body, I have no way to bring any truly useful gifts. I can only offer some small gifts through this prosthetic body to express my respect... Please forgive any impoliteness."

Tang Yiping: "Uh... thank you?"

He bent down, picked up the potato chips, and looked at them in his hand.

It expired more than three years ago.

Alright, it's still a gift, and this trustworthy Lagrange is a decent person.

Tang Yiping tore open a potato chip and sniffed it.

Huh? Seems like everything's alright?

Thanks to the modern food industry, thanks to technology and hard work.

Then he heard Lagrange say, "Respected Lord [Scavenger] Rick Boron, thank you for providing me with this invaluable opportunity to learn the skill [Offering]. This skill is truly precious, and I'm afraid I have no information or resources to exchange for it. I have a few pieces of information and resources here that aren't of much value, as a deposit to prove my sincerity. I will do my best to gather the remaining materials as soon as possible..."

Tang Yiping said, "It's okay."

It was just a C-level skill called "Supply," and Tang Yiping really didn't take it seriously.

It would be great to have it, but if not... well, so be it.

“I’m so sorry,” Lagrange said, and then there was a “thud” as another box of Oreos fell out of the vending machine.

"You're welcome."

Tang Yiping said.

“You are a noble ‘Carrion Eater,’ a symbol of courage and power. To speak to you in such a manner is already extremely disrespectful. Please forgive me for not being able to grovel at your feet to listen to your teachings and serve you,” Lagrange said, and then with a “thud,” another bottle of beverage fell to the ground.

Tang Yiping noticed that this Lagrange was very humble, and when he spoke to him, he was afraid that he would get angry, and he kept giving gifts.

Although they were all expired snacks...

"Respected Lord [Scavenger] Rick Boron, the first resource I can offer is a blueprint for an interstellar warp drive, which I obtained in exchange for it. It can be used on some low-tech spaceships..."

On the screen of the vending machine, a design diagram that looked extremely complex appeared.

"This kind of low-tech item cannot be transmitted through the system, so I can only show it to you..."

As he spoke, the screen began to rapidly transform into various extremely complex structures.

Tang Yiping: "???"

No, do you have some misunderstanding about me?

Do you think I can remember that? Or... do you think I'd even need to use this overly advanced gadget?

Tang Yiping was at a loss for words.

But his expression caused a misunderstanding.

"I'm sorry, this is probably too outdated for the noble [Scavengers]... I'm very sorry." Lagrange hurriedly took back the blueprints and said, "Please believe in my sincerity! I can make amends!"

"Ah...no..." Tang Yiping was about to say, "Please don't! Send me that blueprint quickly, I need to go to the stars and the sea right now!"

It would be even better if you could package this and send it to my email address...

Before he could even say anything, several more bags of snacks fell out of the vending machine with a "clattering" sound.

This guy just covers his mouth with expired snacks at the drop of a hat, huh?

Tang Yiping was speechless.

"I've heard that powerful Carrion Eaters always feed on the decaying corpses of strong individuals. I obtained an anchor point from a companion that leads to the corpse of a terrifyingly powerful being. Of course, for a Carrion Eater as powerful as you, such anchor points are probably plentiful..."

No, really no!
Tang Yiping didn't dare show any expression, for fear of accidentally scaring away the insecure Lagrange again.

—【Survival Guide for the Weak】User “LagrangeL31415926P5K” traded you a coordinate, you can choose to go there or have your prosthetic body arrive.

What Lagrange provided was not just ordinary coordinates; he felt he understood somewhat why the system said he was starving.

So, the Carrion Eaters need to feed on the rotting corpses of the strong?

That really sounds like something a scavenger would do.

Tsk, I guess my own thoughts are still too "human".

Hmm... If you want the system to think you have a stable food source, you have to find such a decaying corpse of a powerful person, right?

Tang Yiping's mind conjured up images of giant beasts like whales from the Giant View, and then he felt disgusted with himself.

Ew~ That's scary.

Tang Yiping pondered expressionlessly, then his lips twitched, startling Lagrange.

Expired snacks started falling from the vending machine again, overflowing from the bottom.

"I'm so sorry, so sorry, so sorry! I have other information!" Lagrange said. "Wait, let me think... Ah, would creating a bubble space work? No, that's too simplistic. What should I do? What about control of the low-tech fleet? Who would want this stuff... I have more! Or should I become your follower? Who would I be fooling? Why would a powerful [Scavenger] want an idiot like me who can't even learn a C-rank skill..."

"Alright, alright, that's enough!" Tang Yiping felt that if he didn't say anything, this guy might give him the entire universe.

What kind of creatures are these?!

"That's enough. I can make a deal with you and tell you how to learn the C-level skill [Offering]."

Tang Yiping said.

(End of this chapter)