I am weak and friendly

Chapter 179 Giving You a Chance [Support] Me (Thanks to Ling Fengsui for being the Alliance Leader)
"Who should I look for?" Tang Yiping's gaze darted around, and then he saw Stoka.

Well, nominally speaking, Stoka is his own pet, and his own pet supports him, which is quite "scientific", right?

Moreover, the combination of "oxen and horses" and "offering" is just so perfect!

Could it be that I've discovered a special job change path? And it's called "Ox and Horse Supporter"?
Stoka and Tang Yiping's eyes met. Stoka immediately let out a "woof woof," turned around and ran away, then picked up the "translator" that looked like a large headset and placed it on Tang Yiping's lap.

This means that Stoka is requesting to speak.

When Stoker is not talking, he is really intelligent and human-like, but once he starts talking, he becomes very dog-like.

He's so incessantly talkative that neither Tang Yiping nor Brother Ban allow him to wear the "translator" all the time.

Anyway, it doesn't really affect communication.

After all, they're like cattle and horses; what they say doesn't matter, as long as they obey.

This is how the masters and disciples of the [Ox and Horse] sect treat their even more [Ox and Horse] guardian spirit beasts.

"Approved," Tang Yiping said, putting the translator on Stoka.

Stoka looked around.

This morning, Brother Ban was unusually late; he hasn't arrived yet.

He ran over and closed the office door, then ran up to Tang Yiping, sat down properly, and said earnestly, "Respected Mr. Li Ke Boren, have you advanced to the professional level?"

Tang Yiping: "!!!!"

This guy found out!

That guy Stoka is just too smart!

He had hidden his identity as a "quasi-professional" from Lola and Lux ​​for so long, and neither of them had discovered it.

"As expected, you have become a professional. May I ask what profession you have advanced to?" Stoka looked at Tang Yiping seriously and said, "Please tell me the truth, this matter is very important!"

"Yes..." Tang Yiping hesitated for a moment, wondering how to answer. Should he tell him that he was a "carrion eater" or tell him his true profession as a "carrion hunter hermit"?
Seeing Tang Yiping's hesitation, Stoka immediately realized what was going on.

"You've advanced to a special profession, haven't you?" Stokka was clearly flustered.

Tang Yiping felt the pain of being intellectually crushed.

No, what's with this "being seen through by a dog" nonsense?

Thank goodness this guy is a dog...

Stoka's ears twitched as he paced back and forth in front of Tang Yiping. "This is trouble, this is trouble, Lord Li Ke Boren, you are in great danger..."

"Why?" Tang Yiping asked.

“This… I can’t say.” Stoka shook his head.

"Is it because of the Terrorist Mobile Unit... oops, I mean the Terrorist Elimination Unit?" Tang Yiping asked.

Stoka's eyes widened.

His two eyes, one brown and one green, stared at Tang Yiping in disbelief, just like those silly huskies in the video.

Looking at it, it's hard to imagine that it possesses such wisdom.

"What is the Terrorist Elimination Team?" he asked. "I only know that learning skills and changing jobs randomly is very dangerous. If you don't follow the prescribed path to advance and accidentally advance to some 'illegal' profession, it will be very bad. I've heard of many professionals... who have... disappeared."

Oh well.

Tang Yiping recalled the crossed-out parts of his notifications and suddenly realized that these guys had most likely been eliminated by some kind of terrorist elimination team.

“I’ve advanced to the [Carrion Eater] level,” Tang Yiping said.

"Really?"

“Yes,” Tang Yiping said, “that’s what you think.”

"【Carrion Eater】Ah, that's a really high-level profession. I always thought that only someone as gifted as Lola would choose to challenge such a difficult profession. I never expected that you, Mr. Li Ke Boren, had already successfully changed professions. It turns out you are an even smarter genius than Lola!"

Tang Yiping: "..."

I always feel like you're insulting me, but I have no proof.

"Respected Lord [Carrion Eater] Li Ke Boren, I am extremely grateful for your generosity in telling me how to learn the [Ox and Horse] skill and for helping me learn it so diligently. I just want you to know that although I am so humble and insignificant, and haven't even learned a single skill, if you are ever in any danger, I am willing to stand by your side and be your shield."

Looking at Stokka's earnest, goofy expression, Tang Yiping was honestly a little moved.

In any case, although Stoka talks a lot, he is indeed very reliable and trustworthy.

So he asked, "Then, would you be willing to learn the [Offering] skill to offer to me?" After saying that, he realized something was wrong.

Wait, what am I saying? Am I being too beastly?

Listen to this, does it sound like human speech?
They've been so good to you, and you turn around and expect them to support you?

Still so righteous?
Tang Yiping, Tang Yiping, your values ​​are completely corrupted!
Hmm, it seems like this kind of thing is quite common in real life?

"The [Supply] skill?" Stoka's eyes widened. "What? Such a precious opportunity? You're going to give it to me?"

Stokka trembled with excitement as he asked in a shaky voice, "Respected Lord Li Ke Boren, may I ask what level of skill this [Offering] skill is?"

"It's a bit low, only a C," Tang Yiping said.

“C!” Stoka exclaimed in surprise, “This level is too high! My talent is very low, I can only learn one C-level skill. I’m already learning the [Bull and Horse] skill, so I can only choose from lower-level skills for the others…”

Emmmm…

"Moreover, I no longer have any resources to exchange with you for more skill learning opportunities..." Stoka said, sounding somewhat dejected.

Actually, if it were Stoka, Tang Yiping felt he wouldn't mind giving it to him for free, after all... Shen Qianyu, this abstract guy, might have even more abstract skills.

Wait a minute, if I give it to him for free, will it affect his learning of "Ox and Horse"? Do I have to squeeze him hard to make his progress in "Ox and Horse" leap forward?
Tang Yiping was caught in a mental maze, feeling that his brain wasn't working properly.

As expected, I'm still not smart enough.

"If you allow me, may I ask my friends who might be able to learn this noble skill? Of course, most of them are less talented than me, and a C-rank skill would be too much of a challenge for them..."

Tang Yiping: "..."

“Of course,” Tang Yiping said. “You can ask.”

“So what do you need in exchange?” Stoka asked.

Uh, what do I need? Tang Yiping was a little conflicted.

Actually, everything in the "Survival Guide for the Weak" was very helpful to him.

“Intelligence, cybernetic implants, or anything else you deem of similar value, anything is fine,” Tang Yiping said. “But right now, I need a stable food source, clothing to cover my body, a safe place to live, and relevant information…”

Tang Yiping thought for a moment and added: "During the skill learning period, it would be best if I were the one to support you... Of course, it doesn't have to be me..."

Tang Yiping was still a little hesitant.

This... it's a little embarrassing to say out loud.

If Tang Yiping were to tell Master Tang that he needed to stop treating SMA, Master Tang would beat him until he was unable to take care of himself, prematurely entering the terminal stage, and he would just have to lie in bed wearing diapers.

"Okay, okay, I'll ask them right away. Thank you so much for giving my friends such a valuable opportunity! Thank you so much!"

Listen, listen!
We asked him to support us, and he actually thanked us?

Tang Yiping felt like he was losing his conscience.

Who can withstand this?!

“Wait, the information you need, are you... just LV1 now?” Stokka asked in surprise.

Tang Yiping: "Hmm?"

What did you just mean?
Isn't the Survival Level only unlocked for professionals?
　I was just about to release a new chapter when I discovered there was an additional Alliance Leader.

　　I counted twice to confirm that it was the leader of the alliance.

　　I'm both happy and distressed now.

　　Thank you, Alliance Leader Lingfeng Sui!

　　This book was quite difficult to write. There were many times when the plot felt wrong and I had to adjust it (it seems that no one else has written this style and idea before, and there is no reference to it). Ah, if I keep struggling with it, I will not be able to pay back the chapters I owe!

　　Oh no! What am I going to do?!

　　Ten more chapters owed!

　　In conclusion, thank you again!

　　Uncle Ha has gone off to write.

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(End of this chapter)