I am weak and friendly

Chapter 160 Dog Language Doesn't Make Sense

"Here I am! Waaah... Come quick!"

"Great! You guys haven't left yet! Waaaaah!"

Why are you crying?

The delivery guy didn't really want to answer; he didn't even want to look up to see who the other person was. He didn't know how to explain why he was crying.

Then he heard:

"Aren't you an adult human? Why are you crying? You humans are such weak creatures, how can you survive in the universe?"

The delivery guy looked up.

"????"

No, I've already cried so hard, and instead of comforting me, you're mocking me?

Don't you have any humanity at all?!
Then he realized, no wonder the other person was so inhuman.

Because the other party is a dog.

Yes, it was a dog talking to him.

he:"???????????"

For a moment, I felt that the world was too abstract and I lost the ability to speak.

then……

They even forgot how sad they were.

Sadness is probably like this: if the other person comforts him, he might continue to be sad, but once the other person interrupts him, he'll find it hard to keep up.

no……

Did you get permission? How can you speak like that?
Wait, I was just thinking, what if dogs could talk? And now this talking dog has appeared?

What's happening here?
Can dogs talk?

"Are you talking?" The delivery guy stared in shock, his eyes wide.

“Of course I’m the one speaking,” said the dog in front of him.

"How can you talk?"

Wait a minute, doesn't this dog look familiar?
For people who have never owned a dog, many dogs look almost identical and are difficult to distinguish.

However, people who have owned dogs and walk them frequently will find that these dogs actually look quite different.

And this dog...

Huh? Isn't that the dog of the guy in the wheelchair from before?

The delivery guy remembers them fighting with rats for food in the alley.

I even fed them myself.

What's going on? Is it a prank?
“It’s because of this, look,” the dog said, then leaned closer to show him what it was wearing on its head.

It was something that looked like headphones, but with an extra camera in the front.

The sound came from that thing.

"This is a product we just invented, woof... it can translate dog language, so we've come to you to do a test, woof woof woof..."

The dog made whimpering noises, just like a normal husky barking, but along with its noises, very clear words came from what looked like an earpiece with a camera.

With a very serious expression, it stretched out its right front paw, pointed at Toto next to it, and said, "We just saw this dog, so we rushed over to try it out. We didn't expect it to be you guys..."

Takeaway boy: "..."

The situation was so outrageous that he felt it was definitely a prank.

But if this is a prank, then it's far too realistic.

How can I train this dog to be so obedient and cooperate with its actions?

“So why are you crying?” Stoka circled around him. “If an adult cries, they’ll be killed as a sign of weakness where I’m from. Ah, this place is so wonderful.”

Takeaway boy: "..."

Is this some kind of bizarre scripted prank?

I suspect you're playing me.

But I have no evidence.

"Who's playing a prank on me?!" The delivery guy looked up, raised his voice, and shouted, "Who is it? Come out here! Don't talk to me hiding behind this dog!"

He felt that if the young man in the wheelchair from yesterday had joked with him, he would have been angry.

Because this is not something to joke about.

A surge of anger welled up in the delivery driver's heart. The sadness of being interrupted had all transformed into rage, ready to erupt.

“Young man, I’m talking to you,” Stoka said. “It’s wrong of you to doubt us like that. And when someone talks to you, you should make eye contact instead of looking around. I think you’re not only weak but also a bit rude. You won’t live long in our land, young man. For your own good, I have to talk to you.”

"And this dog in front of you has a name, it's called Stoka," the husky said very seriously.

……

"Stoka!"

When Tang Yiping and Ban arrived, panting, they saw Stoka and the delivery guy sitting on the steps.

The delivery guy was stroking the head of an old husky lying on his lap, crying his eyes out, while Stoka was comforting him.

"Oh, I see. This husky is going to die."

"It's really heartbreaking. Life is so fragile. Fifteen years is too short. I wish I could live longer!"

"Yes, so your weakness is forgivable. I understand."

"This world is so wonderful; it tolerates occasional weakness and doesn't treat you like food to be eaten..."

Upon seeing Tang Yiping and Brother Ban arrive, it immediately stood up and wagged its tail: "You've finally arrived! I was comforting our test client; he agreed to help us with the testing!"

After saying that, she left the delivery guy behind and went to Tang Yiping and Ban Ge's side. She circled around them and said, "He's such a weak and rude person! I've been so patient in comforting him! Do we really want to use him for testing? Shouldn't we just eat him?"

Delivery guy: ???

Tang Yiping: "..."

He couldn't help but touch his forehead with his hand.

Don't make these nonsensical remarks!
You are a dog, please respect your identity!
Tang Yiping discovered that when Stoka wasn't talking, you'd think he was a completely different person.

But once he starts talking, he really is a dog!

It's one thing if you can't understand what they're saying normally, but when you do understand them, they can be really annoying.

It's unclear whether this is Stoka's true nature or if the dog's prosthetics influenced it.

Some dogs are good dogs if they don't talk.

If he speaks, then he's a real dog.

"I'm so sorry!" Tang Yiping apologized to the delivery guy on behalf of Stoka. "Stoka just says whatever comes to mind; he can't control himself."

"It's okay, it's a husky after all..." the delivery guy waved and said.

Actually, for a long time after raising Toto, the delivery driver felt that his dog was cursing at him, but he just couldn't understand it.

He has now confirmed that his dog was indeed swearing at him, and he feels fortunate that he couldn't understand it.

"Can you really help me translate Toto's words?" the delivery guy asked.

Tang Yiping discovered that although Stoka was a chatterbox, he had helped him explain things clearly, which actually saved him some trouble.

But a few minutes later, he discovered...

Trouble.

"How could this happen?" Tang Yiping and Ban Ge looked at each other in disbelief, while the delivery guy next to them looked disappointed.

This FoeW-based project failed.

Because the language Stoka speaks and the language of this dog are completely different things.

It's unclear whether it's Stoka's own language or the dog's innate language.

The problem is that they don't speak the same language.

They're clearly the same species, so how could they not be speaking the same dog language?

Wait a minute... Humans are the same species, and human languages ​​are incredibly diverse.

It's over.

This was a completely unexpected situation.

"So...it really won't work?" The delivery guy was extremely conflicted.

What people fear most is not the absence of hope.

Instead, it gave hope only to take it away again.

Tang Yiping watched the light in the deliveryman's eyes gradually fade, and felt extremely anxious.

This is how to do?
Think of a way, Tang Yiping!
You deserve the two meals the delivery guy gave you!
　Because of the Yang deficiency, I was in a foggy state for the entire second half of the month, waking up coughing every night and suffering from severe sleep deprivation.

　　I've been wanting to write more, but I haven't been in the mood. I finally felt a bit better today, but it's already the end of the month. Please give me some monthly votes! I'm going out for dinner later, and I'll have more when I get back tonight.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)