I am weak and friendly

Chapter 157 Congratulations on learning to bark like a dog
"Uh...actually, I didn't write this..." Just as Ban was about to explain, he heard a "woof woof..." sound. Stoka suddenly appeared out of nowhere and was wagging its tail frantically next to Tang Yiping.

"Stoka, what did you do last night?" Tang Yiping reached out and stroked Stoka's head.

Tang Yiping still had high expectations for Stoka.

After all, the code he used to crack cryptocurrencies was written with the help of Stoka.

Last night, Stoka even asked for a computer. Tang Yiping thought that this guy might be planning to try writing something himself.

Although he looks like a dog, his true form is unknown.

It seems that he is probably many times smarter than Lux, who is known as the Tree of Wisdom, and ten thousand times smarter than Lola, who has been smart since childhood.

Tang Yiping arrived at Stoka's computer and saw that Stoka's desktop was a mess, with various icons scattered all over the place.

A jumble of random windows were open, along with a document containing all sorts of gibberish.

"Hah hah ha..." Stoka stuck out his tongue, lay on Tang Yiping's knees, and had a "I'm awesome, aren't I?" expression on his face.

"Uh……"

Tang Yiping felt that he might have had too high expectations for this dog.

Or rather, to think that Stoka could write anything with its paws was to overestimate its capabilities.

Thinking this, Tang Yiping grabbed Stoka's front paw and examined it.

Yes, just thinking about it makes it seem like it would be almost impossible for a dog's paw to type.

Its claws are much bigger than keyboard keys.

You can't just click each letter one by one with the mouse.

Wouldn’t that make you exhausted to death?
Or perhaps this dog is indeed ten thousand times smarter than Lola, but ten thousand times smarter than zero is still zero...

"Emmmm, all you did last night was this..." Tang Yiping vigorously stroked Stoka's head, shook his head and laughed, "I guess my standards were too high. Or should I get you a keyboard that a dog can use?"

"Awoo awoo awoo awoo awoo awoo".

Stoka made some noises for a while, but Tang Yiping didn't understand what he was saying. He took the food he had brought from the side and said, "Come on, our breakfast is here! Come and eat!"

Beside them, Brother Ban looked at Stoka and Tang Yiping with some suspicion.

He felt that the proposal that appeared on his computer was related to the dog, but he had no evidence.

and……

How could this be related to a dog?

"Hirako, actually, that article from earlier..."

"Woo-woo-woo..."

"Pingzi..."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

"flat……"

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Brother Ban: "..."

This was the first time that Ban had ever heard this husky bark like a normal dog.

He had a feeling that this guy was being pushed to the limit.

"Stoka, don't shout, Brother Ban wants to talk to me, what does Brother Ban want to say to me?"

"I was referring to the proposal from yesterday..."

"Ouch——"

"Stoka!"

"Oh, it's nothing..." Ban said. "I was just saying that this proposal might still need a lot of revisions. I'll take another look and make some changes."

He stared intently at Stoka.

Then he saw a look of relief on the dog's face, and its tongue lolling out.

Seriously? This thing is really related to this dog?

What is this? Is it a dog demon that has come to life?

Sure enough, none of the people or pets around Hirako were normal.

If it did it, why not admit it?
He even got a lecture from Hirako...

They did the most work, endured the most hardship, suffered the most fatigue, took the blame the most, and received the most scolding...

What's the point?
"Okay, okay, what do I need to do now?" Tang Yiping didn't find it strange that his brother still needed to make changes.

"You...see if you can write out the core translation module," said Brother Ban. "I don't know much about your FOEW, so I can only write a general outline in the solution."

"Okay, I'll change this after I finish eating."

Modifying the Foew is indeed a huge undertaking.

When Tang Yiping wrote FOEW, it was based on his own complete experience of the world of brain-damaged patients, which enabled him to translate it and express his experience through that special code.

But what is the world like for a dog?

Tang Yiping couldn't figure it out.

otherwise……

Why not buy a prosthetic dog and try it out myself?
"Stoka, can you still buy a prosthetic dog?"

Stoka barked a few times, but Tang Yiping didn't understand.

But it shook its head again, and this time Tang Yiping understood.

Or, why not pull Stoka out and crawl into his prosthetic body yourself?
Tang Yiping shook his head, wondering what he was thinking!

"Hmm... is there any other way?" Tang Yiping stared at Stoka, pondering.

Stoka also stared at Tang Yiping, his heterochromatic eyes clear and bright.

"Stoka, oh Stoka, what's it like to be trapped in a body like this..." Tang Yiping muttered to himself. Suddenly, a notification flashed before his eyes:
—Congratulations! You have discovered the weakness of the unknown creature [Stoka], [Asymmetric Semantic Heterogeneity], and learned it.

Uh, what's this "Awoooooo" game?

Tang Yiping's thoughts hadn't even finished half of what he was thinking when his perspective suddenly changed.

"Awoo awoo awoo ah ah awoo?"

he thinks.

"Ooooooooooo!"

He thought again.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

He continued to think.

“Why…you…”

Tang Yiping heard what his brother was saying.

However, he couldn't fully understand it.

He wanted to yell "Brother Ban!" but he found that what came out of his mouth was not human language.

But...

"Awoooo ...

"Awoo? Awoo?"

He reached out and covered his mouth.

The next second, something incomprehensible suddenly surged up again.

The "woofing" that filled his mind disappeared, and his thoughts suddenly transformed into something infinitely vast.

He found that his thinking and perception were expanding.

He found himself flying away and rising high until he could see the Earth.

No, that's not Earth, but...

A topological bubble that is constantly entangled and constricted within itself.

To be honest, he had no idea what it was, but he instinctively knew that it was Earth.

Then came more nested bubbles...

He wanted to scream, but he found himself no longer speaking, no longer making a sound, but instead releasing something.

Is it a wave?
Or is it information?

what is this else?
Then everything went black and he knew nothing more.

Before losing consciousness, his consciousness snapped back to normal, and his last thought was:

What exactly is Stoka?!

All I wanted to do was bark like a dog, do you think it was easy for me?
(End of this chapter)