I am weak and friendly

Chapter 14 Is this some kind of bizarre tale about Earth's survival rules?
“Wait a moment, let me contact my friend,” Lola said, then she paused for a moment.

"Can you contact your friends here?"

"Of course, the Survival Community feature will be unlocked once you reach Survival Level 10."

Okay, here's another piece of news.

Tang Yiping felt he had received far too much information, and he was even a little embarrassed.

He even considered telling the other person directly about the "vampire" thing.

See this blood in my palm? It can teach you how to [suck blood]. Oh, sorry, I've already killed it. I'll find you another one later.

“My friend said he can provide you with a prosthetic body.” Lola paused, looked Tang Yiping up and down, and said, “Not the kind of prosthetic body we have, but the kind that can only be used in the Sea of ​​Information. You know that the kind of prosthetic body we have can only be rented, it’s too expensive.”

Okay, I don't know, and what is an information ocean?

"I saved up for over three hundred years to be able to afford this body, but I still got scammed. I rented one of those 'information seas,' but there was no information in them at all. It made me save up for another two hundred years to rent this prosthetic body..."

Grandma, how old are you?
Tang Yiping felt he could no longer look directly at this person in front of him, whose age he didn't know...

Emm, she's a girl now.

"But now the Information Sea Prosthetic Body is useful, and it can move on its own, so it can be used as live bait in critical moments... Although it's not very practical, I think it's still equivalent to [Vampire], what do you think?"

Actually, if you give me a dollar, I can sell you the "vampire" item.

Tang Yiping said, "Deal."

“Okay, my friend is on his way now. Once he arrives, you can make the deal in person.”

Tang Yiping stared at Lola, and Lola stared back at him.

A full minute later, Tang Yiping asked Lola, "When is your friend arriving?"

"Oh, he needs to rent a prosthetic body first, and there's a waiting list for that too. It's hard to say, but it'll probably take at least several days."

Tang Yiping: "..."

So what were we waiting for?
And didn't you say before that renting a prosthetic body is very expensive? Here it is?
Aren't you afraid I'll lie to you?

Whether it's Lola or her friends, they all seem to lack intelligence.

Are all users of the "Survival Guide for the Weak" this kind of person? No wonder they need the "Survival Guide for the Weak"—they look like they'd die of stupidity without it.

Or are they trying to trick me? I thought they were on the first level, but they're actually in the atmosphere?

Tang Yiping didn't know.

But he didn't sense any hostility; on the contrary, he felt some goodwill.

His intuition was quite accurate, after all, he was friendly.

Or perhaps it's because the opportunity to learn a skill is truly precious and rare? So even if there's a possibility of coming back empty-handed, they still came?

It can't be that bad, it's just "vampire" (or "blood-sucking").

—Observe the process of a mosquito sucking blood and learn the C-level survival skill [Bloodsucking]... *smack*

Look, it's just a pool of blood.

Tang Yiping ruthlessly squandered another learning opportunity.

“Then let’s meet here three days from now,” Lola said.

"Okay." Although he still had a lot of questions to ask, he was now feeling a little uneasy about having too much information.

He needs to think about it carefully and digest it.

"Goodbye then."

Tang Yiping turned his wheelchair around, ready to leave quickly.

"Li Ke Boren, wait a minute!" Lola caught up again. "Slow down, don't walk too fast, you'll die!"

Tang Yiping: "??? Who are you calling?"

“You… or should I call you Li Ke Boren XW2942137?” Lola was a little unhappy. “I’m a semi-professional, and you’re not happy about me calling you by your first name? Do you have to call me by my full name?”

Lola gave me an expression that said, "I'm being so disrespectful to you that I'm calling you by your name."

Uh……

Li Ke-Boren? Me?

How come I don't know my own name is Li Ke Bolen?
Is this the username for the "Survival Guide for the Weak" forum?

But shouldn't you make it visible only to the other party?
Does this mean that every time we meet, the first thing we should ask the other person is, "What's my name?"

Difficult to stretch.

Tang Yiping wanted to say that his name wasn't Li Ke Bolun, but then he thought, "Okay, I am Li Ke Bolun."

That's better.

"Don't walk too fast!" Lola whispered, "There are strong people everywhere here, don't disturb anyone!" "I bought a survival guide compiled by my predecessors. Although there are many skills to learn here, making it a holy land for learning skills, danger and opportunity coexist. It's also an extremely dangerous place!"

"So, here, don't make eye contact, don't speak loudly, stop when you see a red circle, leave quickly when you see a green circle, don't move around too much, don't get close to anything much taller than you or less than half your height, and don't get close to anything crawling on all fours. Black and green stripes are the most dangerous, stay as far away as possible, and try to avoid light after nightfall... This way you won't attract the attention of the powerful, otherwise you'll die a terrible death!" Lola said, "This guide is very expensive, but I'm sharing it with you for free this time! Otherwise, if you died before my friend arrived, we would have suffered a huge loss."

As she spoke, Lola looked at Tang Yiping with an earnest expression, as if to say, "Please don't die."

No, is this some kind of bizarre tale about Earth's survival rules?
And you're telling me not to attract attention with this outfit?

Seeing Tang Yiping's shocked expression, Lola nodded in satisfaction and said confidently, "It's too bright here. Let's... go to a darker place. Bright places are dangerous!"

She paused for a moment: "You're so weak, if you stay in the light for too long, you might die!"

Tang Yiping really wanted to know who made this strategy guide.

What a talent.

Lola, who bought this guide and rented this prosthetic body, is simply a genius among geniuses.

Tang Yiping readily admitted defeat.

"No, I have to go back, or it will be too late..."

After Tang Yiping finished speaking, he looked down at his bracelet.

It's too late.

The last train departed three minutes ago.

Sigh... It's late again today!
How about we stay at a hotel? We're rich now, but a rehabilitation session costs four or five hundred yuan...

I'd better go keep my colleague company while he works overtime.

Where you sleep doesn't matter, isn't a free sofa great?

I feel inexplicably at ease when my brother is around.

Because he's always there.

Especially when they just found out that there was another user of the "Survival Guide for the Weak" not far away.

Tang Yiping needs a particularly realistic anchor like Brother Ban to dispel the unreality.

"Go back? Have you already found a place to live in this world?" Lola spoke as if Tang Yiping were some kind of protected animal, a hint of envy flashing in her eyes. "You've mastered the learning path of [Vampire], and you even have a place to live. You're quite lucky. Maybe you can even become a quasi-professional..."

"But you're right. My guide says not to travel in groups and to try to act alone, otherwise it will arouse suspicion... We should split up."

As she said this, Lola looked at Tang Yiping with some worry: "Don't die, Li Ke Boren! You must live to see three days from now. With another prosthetic body that can be used as live bait, your chances of survival will be much greater."

God the hell don't die...

I may not live long, but I won't die in three days.

Then, Lola nimbly slipped into a nearby alley and disappeared into the darkness.

Tang Yiping was dumbfounded.

She won't be lying dead in the street tomorrow morning, will she?

Although cities in China are already very, very safe, the way she dressed, the way she avoided the dark and dodged people's eye contact...

Tang Yiping felt that the person who wrote the guide was full of malice.

—Observe the process of a mosquito sucking blood and learn the C-level survival skill [Bloodsucking]... *smack*

Yes, malicious.

Tang Yiping really wanted to call Lola back, not because he was worried she was dead. After all, with her reckless behavior, it wouldn't be easy for her to die. This world is too kind to giant babies, unless they're unlucky enough to run into two blond guys.

He suddenly remembered that he had a way to learn the skill "Sleeping on the Streets" that he could trade.

If we don't trade now, what if she learns it herself tomorrow? Then it won't be worth anything.

However, she hasn't even learned how to "suck blood," so the chances of her becoming self-taught are probably not high.

Also, I forgot to ask what learning skills is all about, how many skills a person can learn, and whether skills that are learned but not liked can be removed, etc.

But... Lola has disappeared.

This meeting was filled with regret...

Wait, have you caught those two blond guys yet?
It could be a regret forever.

Lola, don't die!

Tang Yiping sighed, turned around, and sped towards Qihang Building.

　This book is urban with a science fiction twist, and it has a very imaginative plot.

　　However, the entire plot is basically set in the city, so just think of it as a sci-fi version of "folklore and ghost stories".

　　Ha-shu's signature style is his wildly imaginative ideas, though they can be a bit off-putting.
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(End of this chapter)