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2024-Atlantis No. 2326-Land Species Spotted Seal Downtime Maintenance Risk Notification
Risk Name: Risk of rigid and slowed thinking in terrestrial spotted seals at the end of November 2024

Risk level: C (Acceptable risk)

有效时间：2024/11/30~2024/12/4
Issuing Unit: Atlantis Terrestrial Marine Life Cultivation, Containment, and Care Center
Risk Overview: According to the latest thought monitoring and analysis report, after completing the creation of the "Golden Leaf Brawl" chapter, Wang-2326, a terrestrial spotted seal, exhibited a series of symptoms, including slowed thinking speed, brain structural dryness, and loss of eye highlights, accompanied by a series of adverse reactions such as increased body fat percentage, decreased exercise frequency, and increased food intake. The Marine Biology Center (hereinafter referred to as the Center) assesses that there is a low risk of invasiveness. If it continues to operate under these conditions, it may produce a series of incoherent, illogical, emotionally weak, and short- and long-term works that are simultaneously malfunctioning, harming the minds of a large number of terrestrial readers, polluting the existing Internet database, and greatly impacting the Center's reputation.

Situation Investigation: Further investigation by experts at the center revealed that the underlying cause of this risk stemmed from the shrimp-like camouflage of the terrestrial spotted seal Wang-2326. In terrestrial societies, adult shrimp seals must regularly produce a series of seriously harmful toxins—including fabricated reports, empty statements, platitudes, and useless research documents—in exchange for activity funds; otherwise, they face the hardship of living outdoors. Multiple studies have shown that this complex toxin poses a serious threat to the physical and mental health of spotted seals, hence its alternative name, "spotted toxin."

As the year draws to a close, major shrimp farming bases have set annual targets, leading to a surge in "shrimp spore" production to 1.5 to 2 times the usual amount, directly causing this risk. The center has attempted speech therapy, but with limited success. The audio recordings of the seals during the treatment process are as follows:

"After finishing these 3 forms... damn it, how come there are 5 more forms now?"

"Damn it, why are all these people going on business trips at the end of the year? I can't take it anymore! I'm canceling my diet meal tonight."

"Team leader, you motherfucker—what team leader? You worked overtime until midnight last night? Oh, it's nothing, sorry to bother you. I was just about to say that you work hard and wish your mother good health."

"Quack, there's another report. I definitely need to order some milk tea."

"I haven't been to the gym all week...it's killing me..."

... (After being weighed, he remained silent for about five minutes without saying a word)

"Hehe, hehehe, I can still write, I can still write! Hehehehehehehahahahahahaha, yay!!!"

After evaluation by experts at the center, the terrestrial spotted seal Wang-2326 requires emergency repairs. The current plan is to return it to the Sea of ​​Illusions for a three-day complete shutdown and repair. Whether this will be implemented awaits a reply from the Cyber ​​Shrimp Farming Base. Updated reply:

"Approved. Unit 2326 has already completed its annual leave." — Excerpt from the Cyber ​​Shrimp Farming Base's reply, "Approval of the Base's Application for Suspension of Work and Repair for Unit 2326"

Based on the maintenance schedule and actual conditions, the Wang-2326 terrestrial spotted seal was scheduled for emergency maintenance under working conditions. The maintenance is expected to last 5 days. After the maintenance, the seal is expected to be able to produce normal text, but whether the quality of the text will improve remains to be seen.

Maintenance precautions during and after maintenance:

1、王-2326号陆行种斑海豹自11月30日（本周六）至12月4日（下周三）期间暂停更新，预计于12月5日恢复更新。

2. Improve the diet of the terrestrial spotted seal Wang-2326, encourage it to exercise more, and weigh it weekly to assess its weight.

3. During the weighing process, readers may hear the seal screaming or complain of being abused. Please be careful to distinguish false alarms, as this is a necessary treatment step.

4. If you have any comments or suggestions, please send them to the center for feedback. Conch Shell: Quacking Quacking... Ah Quacking.

5. If you are dissatisfied, you can pat the seal's belly, pat pat pat pat pat pat.

(End of this chapter)