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Chapter 38 Should I bring food and oil when meeting someone I met online?

It wasn't until half a month later that Zhang Zhe learned that Boss He had signed him up for the city's largest matchmaking event. By then, he had already gone solo, and getting a free spot was really awesome.

Now, his attention is entirely focused on the guests he's connecting with online.

"No, buddy, I don't have any services that suit your needs."

Zhang Zhe didn't expect a boy to come on the mic. He was too hasty. When he first saw the ID "Qinyin", he thought it was a girl with a traditional Chinese style.

Now I understand, this is the world of anime and manga.

Qinyin is the name of a character in the Wooden Cabinet band.

"Brother Zhang, you didn't say you only accept female customers here, did you?"

"That's true, but if service A is setting me up on a blind date, and service B is me cosplaying as your blind date, then it's a bit strange no matter which one you choose, right?"

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you, Brother Zhang. I'll choose Business B."

"Okay, since you keep calling me 'brother,' I'll give you a free analysis."

"Cosplay is out of the question. I can't pull off dressing up as a woman, and I'm afraid I'll just attract negative attention." Zhang Zhe still pulled up that familiar registration form: "Dude, you're not from Beijing, are you?"

"no no."

"Okay, I said you look a bit familiar. I'm afraid you've appeared in some photo before. As long as the IP address doesn't match, it's fine. Maybe you have a generic face."

"Please introduce yourself using the form."

“Okay.” The boy had a good temper. Zhang Zhe teased him, and he just chuckled and said, “I was born in 98, so I’m 27 years old this year. I’m from Northwest China. My family is just an ordinary one. My parents run a small business.”

“I am a dentist now, working in a private dental clinic. My annual income is about 16 yuan. I own a house worth 130 million yuan in full, but I don’t own a car and I have hardly ever been in a relationship.”

"As for my education, I have a junior college diploma, and later I took the exam to upgrade my diploma to a bachelor's degree."

"Brother Zhang, how do you think of my offer? Could you give me your opinion?"

"I can't give an evaluation right now." Zhang Zhe shook his head. "How tall are you, brother?"

"Height 175 cm, weight 70 kg."

"What about your appearance?"

"I'd rate my looks a 3 out of 10. I'm not good-looking. If I were good-looking, I would have turned on the camera."

[Brother, this rating sounds absolutely genuine.]

[A score of 3 means you're just an average person, so with your qualifications, you have no chance of finding a rich woman.]

Why does this guy seem like a normal person to me?

Zhang Zhe also felt strange. He had originally wanted to ask the other party if they played Genshin Impact.

But now he sounds just like a normal person, doesn't he?

However, further confirmation is still needed:
"Do you have a basic direction now? You're a dentist, and this industry has high hidden income and is quite stable. In the dating market at your level, you should belong to the top tier."

"The top tier?" The boy was a little surprised: "But I recently consulted a local matchmaker, and she said it would be harder for me to find someone if I got any older."

“Impossible.” Zhang Zhe pointed to himself and said, “I’m a few years older than you. I’m only just reaching the peak of my blind date age.”

"Look at all these days, how many girls in my live stream are waiting to go on blind dates with me?"

"Isn't the live stream... just for the sake of the show?"

"It's the same even after the broadcast. To be honest, at least one rich woman has offered to be my sugar daddy."

"But I'm not as handsome as you, Brother Zhang."

“Hey bro, that’s not very nice of you to talk like that.” Zhang Zhe shook his head. No one can resist a guy complimenting their looks, so he had to be modest: “Being handsome just makes it easier to be a kept man. In the dating market, what matters most for men is their real abilities.”

"Which city do you currently reside in? It seems like you can compete in any city except Beijing, Shanghai, and Shenzhen."

"In Jinchuan, it's considered a third-tier city."

“Then you’re definitely fine.” Zhang Zhe had some experience with blind dates: “With your qualifications, in your area, you should be able to pick anyone if you don’t look for someone from higher positions.”

"I feel relieved to hear you say that, Brother Zhang. Brother, what direction do you think I should look for?"

"I haven't had many romantic relationships. I used to be a 'simp' for people, but I stopped when they went abroad."

[You're wrong, bro. You should go abroad and keep licking their boots.]

If someone can make money through legitimate means, it means they're not in your social class; there's no point in trying to curry favor with them.

[If she really is a 3 out of 10, then back in school you really could only rely on licking her boots.] "Your licking boots thing was probably back in your school days, right? Was that girl really that pretty?"

"Yes, yes, it's very beautiful. I fell in love with it when I was transferring from a junior college to a four-year university."

"That's alright." Zhang Zhe waved his hand: "It's not shameful to have been a simp before entering society. Just consider the woman as your life teacher, giving you a lesson."

"Brother, remember this: when you're on a blind date, don't think like you're dating. Dating and blind dates are two completely opposite paths."

"Love is about giving and receiving, while blind dates are about exchanging and complementing each other. The underlying logic is different, so don't confuse them."

"If you're going to fawn over your blind date, then you're hopeless."

Zhang Zhe spoke with great restraint.

If someone fawns over a woman they met on a blind date, they'd be ranked high on the Chinese server's list of most unfaithful men.

"Okay, Brother Zhang, I understand what you mean." The boy's tone was very serious; one could practically picture his stern face on the other end of the video call. "But there are plenty of women with similar backgrounds to me. Given my personality, which type should I look for?"

"Should I look for someone career-oriented or family-oriented? When I was a simp, I never considered these things at all."

[Simps only care about looks]

This kid must have only ever thought about crafts before.

I can't believe I didn't consider this when I got married. What a blunder!

"Do you want my advice? Wait a minute, let me think about it."

Zhang Zhe said he was thinking about it, but he was actually waiting for the system's prompt.

Normally, once a blind date appears and a few words are exchanged, the system should provide information.

Even if it's low-value intelligence, we should still give them something.

[Host detected communicating with someone of the same sex]

[Switch to same-sex marriage mode? Same-sex marriage is currently not legally protected in the host's region. If the host wishes to continue using this system in subsequent marriage phases, the host will need to move to an island province or overseas...]

"no!"

"System, permanently disable the same-sex marriage option for me!"

Zhang Zhe was startled by the dog system, but luckily he was focused and almost lost his life.

[Same-sex mode has been blocked!]

[Non-blind date scenario detected. Have fun, host.]

I'm playing with you...

Zhang Zhe thought about it and decided against it. The system was there to protect his marriage, and it couldn't help others, so it wasn't wrong.

He could only glance down at the reference materials given to him by the matchmaking agency owner.

These were originally provided to Zhang Zhe free of charge by Boss He, who was looking for a partner.
30 Things Guys Shouldn't Do on Blind Dates

When your blind date is a rich woman

Niche Analysis of Blind Dates Between Men and Women

Spending money on a blind date is the most basic courtship tactic; true masters use these tricks.

Zhang Zhe scanned the room but couldn't find anything suitable to recommend. The guy he was chatting with wasn't at the stage of learning these advanced tutorials yet.

"Hey bro, let me test your skills first. What kind of gift do you usually bring when you meet a girl for the first time on a blind date?"

"I..." The man thought for a moment, "Would a bouquet of flowers be okay? Or should I send a Labubu? I heard it's quite popular now."

"Labubu?" Zhang Zhe was shocked.

"Is it too cheap? How about we throw in a bag?"

"You want to give me a bag?" Zhang Zhe was so angry he laughed. "You want to give me a bag on our first blind date?"

"Were you turned into this by the girl you licked? Or was it natural?"

"I..." the boy tried to explain, but someone had already lost patience.

"Fine, whatever happened to you, next time you go on a blind date, stand up, no kneeling." Zhang Zhe frowned and said, "Go empty-handed!"

(End of this chapter)