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Chapter 36 has a low probability.

What does Wang Yibo look like?
Zhang Zhe couldn't recall what the male celebrity looked like for a moment.

But it's obvious he's a really handsome guy.

Moreover, this girl is definitely a fan of Wang Yibo. Now we have another easy target for identifying fans, hahaha.

Zhang Zhe could imagine that if he were to cut out a video, the comment section would definitely be buzzing.

[Hilarious! Even Wang Yibo himself wouldn't meet her requirements because he's not a government employee.]

A civil servant with an annual income of 20+ RMB must be a bureau chief, right?

Those within the system who have the qualifications would still be able to leave; they would have been absorbed internally long ago.

At this point, I need to reiterate my principles.

Younger kindergarten teachers are better off, at least they still have their youth; older ones are better off finding someone who's enjoying life.

"Why are there still prejudices against us kindergarten teachers in the live streaming room in 2025? I'm speechless."

"Stigmatizing the entire profession."

"Why are kindergarten teachers considered immature? Why aren't primary school teachers immature? Are primary school students necessarily more mature?"

Zhang Zhe really wanted to tell her: Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, you can't beat us.

Some viewers in the live chat seemed to have discovered the truth.

The main reason why the guys on Tieba include kindergarten teachers is that they think this group has low income, deals with children a lot, and is relatively immature.

At the same time, since most of the kindergarten teachers' colleagues are women, they are prone to comparing themselves to each other, making it very tiring to be their family members.

Just as Zhang Zhe was thinking about how to persuade the other party, his phone suddenly vibrated.

Looking down, I saw a message from Boss He:
"Your boss wants you to guide them."

Zhang Zhe nodded. "No problem, the leader is wise."

But when he looked up:

[Medium-Value Intelligence]

Yu Yajing had two relationships that came close to marriage, but both ended in arguments because she blindly compared herself to her colleagues and then looked down on the men's family backgrounds.

Her main requirement for a blind date is that the man must be better than her colleague's husband.

Girls who like to compare themselves to others have a cognitive deficiency. If the host is willing and patiently guides her, there is still a chance to help her change her bad habits.

Holy crap, this is supposed to be gentle persuasion and guidance...

Zhang Zhe thought to himself, "The system is treating me like a high monk. Is it trying to 'save others and save itself'?"
No way, we've tried to educate her together for over 30 years, but we still haven't succeeded.

Who has the leisure or inclination to save her? Are they trying to accumulate merit to run for the position of City God?

"Girl, calm down first."

“I am a 30-year-old, 8-meter-tall, single young man with an annual income of 20 yuan in the public sector.”

Hearing Zhang Zhe's words, the woman finally calmed down.

She was starting to lose confidence after being bombarded with comments, and asked uncertainly:

"Host, is the person you just mentioned a real person?"

"Yes, there must be people like that."

(At that moment, in the next room, a single man suddenly sneezed.)

"Can I find one like this?"

"I'm not a fortune teller, so I can't figure it out, but a comment in the live chat gave me an idea. We can calculate the probability."

Zhang Zhe brought up the whiteboard on his computer, and he had never been so professional before. He started calculating and explaining at the same time:
"If we include all men nationwide, including the elderly and children, and those taller than 180cm, counting about 5% isn't unreasonable, is it?"

"Within the same scope, those who are within the system and have an annual income of over 20 yuan, whether it's illegal, legitimate, or gray income, all income should be counted, and they should account for about 2% in total."

"How come it's only 2%?" The woman gave herself away, seemingly unaware of the true income situation within the system.

An annual income of 20 yuan within the system is considered high nationwide.

She wasn't actually a permanent employee, so naturally she didn't know.

Zhang Zhe explained, "I calculated the proportion of all men. Those who can get into the system are already a minority. Think about the number of people at the grassroots level. Is 2% a lot?" The woman thought about it, nodded, and admitted that Zhang Zhe was right.

"Let's continue." Zhang Zhe wrote down another condition: "Can those who look like Wang Yibo, or are more handsome than Wang Yibo, count as 2%?"

"No, there aren't that many." The woman denied Zhang Zhe's statement: "Wang Yibo is definitely in the top 1%, he's the most handsome out of a hundred people."

"OK, whatever you say."

"Wang Yibo's incredibly handsome face: 1%"

Zhang Zhe wrote it down honestly and didn't argue with her.

Because they were afraid of being cyberbullied.

"Now there's only one condition left: the proportion of men around 30 years old who are of marriageable age and unmarried among the same sex..."

Looking at the string of single-digit percentages, the woman's slow-witted brain finally realized that something was wrong.

She interrupted again, saying, "It doesn't have to be that I'm unmarried, I'm so outstanding..."

"Stop, stop, stop! She's married, why are you still thinking about her? This is a positive live stream, and we don't encourage the kind of behavior you're talking about here."

"They must be unmarried or divorced," Zhang Zheyi said sternly. "Let's say that percentage is 5%."

"Now, let's calculate the final probability."

"Wait a minute, I need to use the calculator..."

"The calculation shows that the marriage partner you're looking for is one in a million, meaning you can find one in two million men."

[This proportion is wrong, isn't it? How come there are so many?]

I feel like I might have missed a zero; one in twenty million would be more accurate.

[Fun fact: The odds of winning the second prize in the Double Color Ball lottery are one in a million]

This is an algorithm for independent factors, but in reality, some factors interact with each other.

Looking at the proportions on Zhang Zhe's drawing board, the woman was surprisingly calm: "No wonder I'm still single, it turns out my standards are too high."

"Wait, I haven't finished calculating yet."

"Do we still need to calculate?" The woman's breath hitched. "I have no other requests. I feel the ratio is quite normal."

“We have to calculate it,” Zhang Zhe said seriously. “Blind dates are a two-way selection process. What we’re calculating now is the proportion of the person you want in the entire population. We haven’t calculated your proportion yet.”

"What are the chances that this outstanding man, chosen from two million people, will be interested in you...?"

Zhang Zhe didn't rush to speak, but instead moved the mouse around on the drawing board.

As luck would have it, the curve just happened to be closed.

"It's zero!"

"Come on, let's calculate it. What is 0.5 parts per million multiplied by zero?"

"No need to calculate," the woman interrupted angrily. "It can't be zero. Even if it were a pig, someone would still want it. How could it be zero?"

[It's definitely not zero; the streamer didn't consider the probability that the man had mental problems.]

I think it's 50/50: either they like it, or they don't.

To be precise, I think it's one in ten thousand.

[One in ten thousand is about right; surely we can at least let someone win a prize once, right?]

Zhang Zhe felt that what the comments said made sense; a zero probability was indeed a bit insulting, so let's say one in ten thousand.

Multiplying the probabilities of the two together, the probability of the two people being attracted to each other reaches a pleasing one in two hundred billion.

Fun fact: The total number of humans who have lived on Earth is around 1 billion, spanning from 500 million years ago to the present day.

"It's okay, there's always a probability." Zhang Zhe's hand was a little sore from writing so many zeros: "I've already calculated how many chances you have."

Should we continue going on blind dates?

"Yes!"

"I think...maybe my expectations are too high." The girl hadn't given up hope; she was still struggling: "Host, is there any way you can help me increase the odds?"

(End of this chapter)