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Chapter 34 Sanctification of the Physical Body
There are just too many guys like that.

[It wasn't me, I was watching a live stream, I haven't gone on my blind date yet.]

I wonder if this girl follows her blind date's Douyin account. If she does, I might be able to help that guy.

[Can you find out this woman's Douyin (TikTok) account? I can then find the man.]

There really are detectives in the live stream. Someone commented that as long as the woman's douyin account isn't private, they can find out who she is.

Zhang Zhe didn't find it outrageous at all.

She even wanted to lend him a hand.

How could you say such a thing?

The woman hadn't read the comments and was unaware that she had incurred public wrath. It was nighttime now, unlike the daytime's mindless support from XXN.

"Blind dates naturally take time."

"What's wrong with me being cautious and making things clear? Is that wrong?"

"Are you going on several blind dates at the same time?" Zhang Zhe asked rhetorically.

"One? What's wrong?"

"If there's only one, then I might have indeed misunderstood you."

Zhang Zhe said with a sympathetic look, "You spent a year and still didn't understand his family situation. Even the most oblivious person should have gotten a pretty good idea of ​​his situation in three months."

"To be honest, I don't even dare to laugh, because I think you have intellectual problems, and I'm afraid people will say I'm discriminating against people with disabilities if I laugh."

"You're the one with intellectual problems!" the other person immediately retorted.

But such words have no harm whatsoever. They are insults without any cause or effect. Not only do they not hurt anyone, they only prove that she is desperate.

Zhang Zhe smiled slightly: "Never mind whether I have intellectual problems or not, let me ask you another question."

"You've been stringing him along for over a year and haven't found any other better blind date?" He suddenly realized and said, "Could it be that your family or the matchmaker thinks you can't find anyone better?"

"As for you, I can only say that it's hard to judge you."

[The streamer revealed the truth]

She was looking for a better opportunity while riding a donkey, but she couldn't find a better one, so she kept riding the donkey.

[This woman is going to panic; the streamer is about to get exposed on Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book)]

[The streamer seems to have already been banned, so it doesn't matter if he gets banned again.]

Upon seeing the comments, Zhang Zhe immediately remembered that he had a hidden mission: "Aim for the Heavenly Ranking."

He quickly said, "Miss, if you think I'm wrong, you can go to Xiaohongshu and find someone to judge. Don't be shy, I don't even need to blur my profile picture, and I don't need to blur my live stream either."

"No need," the other person replied coldly. "I know I can find someone better, you don't need to worry about it."

"I'll find someone better sooner or later."

"You're a man, so you only speak from the perspective of your own gender. I was hoping you could give some useful advice."

"Wrong, wrong, that's not the right word." Zhang Zhe quickly corrected, "You should say I'm misogynistic, otherwise there won't be any traffic."

"You really are a misogynist; no wonder you're 30 and still not married."

“That’s right, that’s right.” Zhang Zhe nodded repeatedly: “That’s the feeling. You have to get into this emotional state when you post, otherwise your writing won’t be impactful.”

Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter!

[You're a real talent, streamer!]

No wonder you can be a matchmaker; you deserve to earn that kind of money.

[This woman couldn't reason with me, so she tried to be sarcastic, but it turns out the streamer is also a master of sarcasm.]

……

After the broadcast ended, Zhang Zhe checked his private messages.

Goodness, the detectives are still putting in the effort.

Based on this girl's following list, someone has already found out where she went to university and is almost able to pinpoint which class she was in.

Some people even located her city based on the background of her selfies, confirming it was indeed one of the cities in central Jiangsu. But the most amazing thing was a long post she wrote to Zhang Zhe:
"This girl wasn't very good at studying, so she couldn't stay in her home province to study and ended up in a less desirable and quite far place."

The school was probably not very good, the male classmates weren't very attractive, and I wasn't good-looking either, so I didn't manage to date.

If your major isn't good enough, you can't go to a big city after graduation, so you can only go home and stay with your parents, which they call "homesickness."

Without specifying which city she's from, it suggests that her hometown is very poor, and her family is probably not well-off either. The guy she was set up with on a blind date was already her upper limit, but she didn't like him, so she kept him hanging on.

There are many such people throughout Jiangsu Province, especially among non-only-child girls in rural areas. I've dated quite a few, and there's not much to say; they'll settle down when they get older.

Zhang Zhe analyzed that the opponent relied on a system cheat.

But this guy who wrote the long post is summarizing his own experience. If he keeps going like this, he'll become a saint!

Zhang Zhe asked curiously, "Brother, are you married now?"

The other party immediately replied: "I'm married, and my child is already two years old, so I enjoy watching unmarried people make a fool of themselves every day."

"Don't mind me, I didn't mean it that way."

"It's nothing, it's nothing," Zhang Zhe replied with a grinning emoji.

It seems that going on more blind dates really does work.

This guy probably figured out pretty much everything about the girl he was dating by the time he heard her self-introduction.

Just like a seasoned pro who frequents online gambling sites, they can spot which details in a photo are filtered and beautified, ensuring they don't accidentally click on a monster.

Zhang Zhe himself is still a bit far from his elder brother's level.

But the prospects are similar.

As long as the information provided by the system is used effectively, no demon or monster can hide from him.

……

The next day, Zhang Zhe got up very early as usual.

He wanted to go to the matchmaking agency first to edit out the video from last night.

Especially for the last girl, the entire sequence of events must be edited out.

What if the boy who was hanging saw it?
That saved an innocent male comrade.

It's a great thing that can build up good karma.

Good character is a mysterious thing. It may seem useless, but if you accumulate enough good character, you might get a lucky break and even an ordinary person can take off.

Perhaps Zhang Zhe had accumulated a lot of good karma these past two days, because in the morning, just after he finished editing the video, Mr. He from the matchmaking agency ran over excitedly.

A smile spread across his wrinkled old face: "Little Zhang, you're such a lucky star."

Zhang Zhe nodded, puzzled: "I do like playing Fortune, especially Darius, I always pick him when I see him."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand." Boss He looked confused for a moment: "I said you came at just the right time."

"Didn't I tell you before? The marriage rate is a bit low now, and the relevant departments must be worried."

“Wang Po’s matchmaking event was very popular a while ago. She even came to our local area. Our matchmaking agency helped organize it.”

"We even worked with Granny Wang before?" Zhang Zhe asked, somewhat surprised.

During that period, he watched quite a few compilations of Wang Po's stories.

"Open your eyes to see the world, close your eyes to make demands"—that perfectly describes the female guest on Wang Po's show.

At the time, Zhang Zhe felt that Wang Po was alright in other aspects, but her words were not sharp enough. If he were on the stage, he would really teach some of her a lesson.

I never imagined he'd actually become a matchmaker, albeit part-time.

“We have worked with her before, and the collaboration was very pleasant.”

"So this time, the leaders have remembered us again."

"I just mentioned it casually, saying that our matchmaking agency is doing quite well with online dating now, and our live streams often have thousands of viewers."

"Upon hearing this, the leader immediately made the decision to come and visit us this afternoon."

(End of this chapter)