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Chapter 239 I'm Better Than When I Was Young
[Are you there? Why are you stealing my chat history?]

[I'm already at the red level just by looking at the chat history]

Why don't you block someone who comes in with such a cold tone?

If it were me, I'd block even relatives. What kind of person would they recommend?

[Dude, you seem to be being interrogated.]

Looking at the chat history, Zhang Zhe couldn't help but lose his composure.

This is so typical.

Xia Yi commented from the side, "This girl seems a bit arrogant; she looked down on the older brother from the beginning."

“It’s not arrogance,” Zhang Zhe shook his head and explained, “They’re interviewing husbands.”

"Just using the same tone as the interviewer."

"Dude, you've probably met plenty of women like this, haven't you?"

"Yeah," the guy on the live stream complained bitterly, "There are so many women like this who come on stage and ask me to introduce myself and send them photos, blah blah blah."

"After I finished my work, she said it wasn't a good fit and we deleted each other."

"Sometimes she even found out whether my dog ​​was male or female, but in the end I was blocked and all I knew was that she was a woman."

"Brother Zhang, tell me, how can I improve myself through this kind of blind date?"

"I really can't improve. I don't even know what the problem is."

"Hahaha." Zhang Zhe laughed and sighed, "It's okay, I understand you."

"Let me explain to you first what their mentality is. They usually feel that they don't have to worry about finding a partner, or they have too much experience in dating and blind dates, so blind dates are just a routine task for them."

"Unless you're exceptionally well-off, you'll be eliminated in a flash by this kind of woman."

"Then how should I deal with them?" the eldest brother asked immediately.

Zhang Zhe didn't rush to answer, but deliberately asked in return, "Why bother with them? Why don't you just copy and paste your previous self-introduction?"

"No, I can't take this breath."

The elder brother refused:
“Talking to them like that makes me feel like I’m the one being chosen.”

"Everyone's here to find a partner, so why shouldn't it be a mutual selection process?"

"The worst part is that I'm always the one who gets disliked..."

Brother, what you said is a bit tragic.

This is normal; that's how I lost interest in blind dates.

[It seems to be the matchmaker's fault; this kind of woman shouldn't have been introduced in the first place.]

From this perspective, hiring a matchmaking agency can at least avoid this problem, so the money spent is worthwhile.

"So you want to hurt each other with her, right?" Zhang Zhe asked, suppressing a laugh.

"That's right, she made me unhappy, and I'm going to get my revenge."

"That's simple. Next time you encounter this situation, just ask her: 'What information do you most want to know?'"

If she gives you a normal reply, such as asking about your annual income or your parents' jobs, you can answer directly, or you can first ask, "What about you?"

"If they're unwilling to answer at all, just block them."

The key to chatting is to get the other person to follow your train of thought, rather than just doing whatever the woman says.

This is actually an advanced tutorial for matchmaking agencies: "How to Communicate Quickly and Effectively During a Blind Date".

Exchanging information one by one is the fastest and most effective filtering method.

After listening, the older brother repeated it to himself to reinforce his memory.

"Okay, I'll do it like this next time."

"Brother Zhang, if this doesn't work, I'm going to come and give it a bad review."

"Don't worry, it'll work." Zhang Zhe nodded and continued looking at the other chat screenshots his older brother had sent.

The older brother's experience is rich and also tragic. From the dozens of screenshots, it's clear that he was heartbroken many times during his blind date attempts.

Even so, he still insists on going on blind dates, which is truly admirable.

"Bro, you have a lot of chat history. Can you pick out the important parts and tell me about them?"

“Okay, sure.” The older brother cooperated readily: “Brother Zhang, please wait a moment while I check which chat logs I’ve saved.”

"There is."

“There was a 35-year-old female employee of a state-owned enterprise. At the time, it was because she asked for more dowry than the young women in our area. I asked her why.”

"That's how she answered."

The older brother, using a high-pitched voice, pretended to be the woman he was meeting on a blind date:

"I was immature when I was younger, but now my understanding has improved, and I've become a better version of myself. Isn't it normal for me to raise my standards a bit?"

Yes, yes, that's the taste!

Many female nurses I've met have said the same thing.

[Dude, you could start your own livestream, you've got a lot of experience!]

[Classics get better after 30]

[Hilarious! If things have gotten better, why is it harder to get married than before?]

"Brother Zhang, how do we solve this?"

“There’s no solution.” Zhang Zhe shook his head with a laugh: “Too many women have been brainwashed by this idea of ​​‘improved cognition.’ Now when I see a girl talking about cognition, I just want to laugh.”

"Brother, let me put it this way."

"Most women who go on blind dates say they have improved their awareness, but in reality they have become more selfish, more self-centered, and more narcissistic than before."

“I’ve been cheated on by men before, but I won’t be cheated on now. No one can cheat her, no one can spend a penny of her money, and no one can touch her for free.”

"In short, she has stopped giving and only knows how to take."

“When you encounter something like this,” Zhang Zhe said with a serious expression, “run away quickly, and whatever you do, don’t look back to take pictures.”

"Holy crap, so that's what they meant by 'cognition'?" the older brother exclaimed. "I think you're absolutely right, Brother Zhang."

“Actually, this is a disguised disclaimer,” Zhang Zhe continued to explain. “She claims to have high levels of knowledge, so she would reject the kind of things young women use.”

"Let me give you an example of the characteristics of young women:"

They will feel sorry for you spending too much money;

They might prepare small gifts for you; in the past, they might have knitted you a sweater or something, but now they might write you a short essay reminiscing about happy moments.
Or they might pester you to chat, etc.

“These are things that girls who consider themselves highly knowledgeable will never do. They only do one thing: demand that you contribute.”

Do such young women really exist?

[Waaaaah, I miss my first love! Zhang Ge, you're a bad person!]

[I can testify, I'm a '90s kid, and I dated a '05s girl. She does act like that, but my body just can't handle it.]

These older women even turn around and mock younger women.

"understood."

“Then next time I encounter someone who claims to have high knowledge, I’ll just run away.” After listening to Zhang Zhe’s analysis, the older brother didn’t even think of refuting this kind of woman.

Because he tried it and ended up getting sprayed black and blue.

As older single women become more aware of their situation, their sarcastic and abusive language skills have also improved significantly.

The older brother glanced at the chat history and immediately asked the third question:
"There was another girl, 34 years old. She said she was too old, but she had the beauty of her age. She said that after you get married, you will know how good she is."

"This is true."

"As the saying goes, when you're young, you don't know how good something is, and you mistake it for a treasure." Zhang Zhe nodded vigorously: "Actually, a 60-year-old woman also has the beauty of a golden sunset. Every age has its own characteristics."

The question is, which age group do you want?

(End of this chapter)