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Chapter 211 The Bottom Line of Being a Kept Man

Brother Zhang is still thinking about his brothers.

Is this kind of course something I can attend for free?

[Brother Zhang, there were so many people outside just now, I'm begging you on my knees, you absolutely have to teach me!]

Are there any secrets to a girl living off a man?

"Sister, when we girls do that, it's not called being a gigolo, it's called admiring someone strong."

"Finding an old man is easy, isn't it? Haven't I been telling you all along to lower your age requirements?"

"Nowadays, if a girl says she's willing to date someone 10 years older than her, she no longer has an advantage in the dating market."

"Many female college graduates are willing to accept men in their early 30s."

"If you're really ruthless enough, find a big two-wheeled car, and you'll be able to live off your wife to your heart's content."

Zhang Zhe simply answered the women's questions, because he knew that women who were truly capable of making a living in this field didn't need to ask anyone.

At this moment, the "King of Free Meals" in the group had already taken to the microphone.

"Brother Zhang, should I turn on the camera?"

"Anything is fine with you, whatever you prefer."

"Then I'll turn it on." The gigolo turned on his camera, smiled, and waved to Zhang Zhe: "Brother Zhang, we finally meet."

"Wait, buddy, are you Jerry Yan?"

Zhang Zhe considered that the boy might have a celebrity lookalike, because wealthy women are most accepting of celebrities with similar features.

Top female billionaires directly pay male celebrities, while ordinary wealthy people naturally downgrade their spending and seek out celebrities who look like them.

But someone like Jerry Yan... does that mean rich women like Dao Ming Si?
"Brother, your face doesn't look all natural." Zhang Zhe examined the other person carefully and was quite certain that his face had been surgically altered.

"Of course." The man nodded expressionlessly. "I've had a lot of facial adjustments. If I had been born looking like this, I would have entered the entertainment industry long ago."

His face seemed stiff.

To be honest, he looks pretty handsome, but he looks a bit like a wax figure.

Is this the price to pay for being a kept man?

"I'm the kind of person who doesn't have good physical attributes and insists on living off a woman. If you're naturally handsome, you don't necessarily need to get plastic surgery."

"Brother, I'm a little curious, would a wealthy female boss accept you having minor cosmetic procedures?"

"Yes, it won't affect their liking for me at all." The man replied, "I estimate that about 90% of the older women and aunts have undergone cosmetic procedures. They don't reject cosmetic procedures, and it can even be a common topic for us."

"So many?"

"Yes, it might also be related to the people I come into contact with. Wealthy women are very distressed about the passage of time, so I can understand why they want to get plastic surgery."

"They are even willing to pay for my cosmetic procedures."

"However, if you're going to get facial surgery, you should be prepared for the potential side effects."

"The aftereffects... is it that I can't make very big facial expressions?" Zhang Zhe pointed to his face as a hint.

Just like the comments said, this guy's face did look a bit stiff.

"The inability to make facial expressions is a problem with my nerves."

"This is called perioral nerve damage."

The older brother pointed to the area around his mouth:
"After I had my cheekbones massaged for the second time, the nerves there were damaged and haven't recovered. You can see that my mouth is a little crooked when I talk."

"If you stare blankly for a long time, your mouth will unconsciously drool."

[Is he so handsome he's drooling?]

That's a bit Tang Dynasty-esque, isn't it?

It's okay, this way I can play dumb.

"I can accept that, anyway I drool in my sleep." "What's the purpose of pushing the cheekbones?" Zhang Zhe asked curiously.

"It's this area." The older brother pointed to the area below the eyes and in front of the cheeks: "Push this area inward a little, and the lines of the whole face will appear very soft."

"Oh—" Zhang Zhe said, indicating he had learned something: "What does this have to do with the mouth? Isn't this on the cheek?"

"It requires surgery inside the mouth."

“…” Zhang Zhe felt scared just listening to it.

The guy demonstrated the incision site, and it turned out that he pulled up his mouth and made an upward, diagonal cut along the upper gum.

It feels like they only use knives like that when dismembering a body.

"Brother, I'm not envious at all that you've become handsome."

"You're incredibly resilient."

"This is nothing, haha." The older brother laughed nonchalantly. "Look, aren't my ears very three-dimensional and have a nice shape?"

"This is called Elf Ears. After getting it done, I can say goodbye to in-ear headphones for the rest of my life."

"And my eyes, my right eye can't close completely, and it blinks involuntarily. This is a side effect of the orthognathic surgery."

"But the hardest part is my nose. After my third nose job, I could hardly smell any odors anymore. I'm not sensitive to smells at all."

It's a pity you can't enjoy those size 42 sweaty feet.

Aside from my nose, I can accept all the other side effects, because I already have a crooked mouth and drool easily.

[Dude, you really need to get this done. Maybe you should start a crowdfunding campaign on Waterdrop?]

[Does not being able to smell it mean you can just force yourself on someone despite the old man's odor? That's pretty awesome.]

"By the way, Brother Zhang, how would you rate my looks?"

"7 points." Zhang Zhe said honestly, "With your current abilities, you could easily act in a short drama."

"That means my 50 yuan was well spent, huh?" The older brother gave a very forced smile, his facial muscles barely moving.

But he's really handsome, so rich women would spend money to keep him at home for their own good looks, or take him out to support their girlfriends on dates, without any problem.

"Brother, I don't have your looks, I don't want to go through the pain of plastic surgery, and I still want to be a kept man. Is there any way to help me?"

"Of course," the older brother nodded and said, "Good looks are just a stepping stone, but rich women don't only look for handsome men."

"Body shape can also be a stepping stone."

After the older brother finished speaking, he reached behind him and pulled his shirt back forcefully so that it was pressed against his stomach.

That way, everyone can vaguely see his abs.

"This should go without saying, right? In 95% of cases, having abs is a plus for guys, but whatever you do, never use medication."

The eldest brother said in a very stern tone:
"There is an ironclad rule for being a kept man: you must be able to accept physical injuries, such as being whipped or slapped, even if you bleed, because the human body has a self-healing function."

"But whatever you do, don't take any medication."

"What is the ultimate secret of being a kept man? It is to spend the rich woman's money and stay with her until the end, but if you don't restrain yourself, you might die before the rich woman."

“That makes sense.” Zhang Zhe gave a thumbs up, looking admiringly at him: “Tang Sanzang must have the same idea as you, otherwise he wouldn’t be in such good condition at his age.”

“Mr. Chi is the pinnacle.” The eldest brother waved his hand modestly and said, “He’s dating someone from the Yehenara clan; I can’t compare to him.”

"Besides fitness and cosmetic surgery, are there any other options?" Zhang Zhe was very direct: "Actually, many of you know about these two options, or at least you've heard of them."

"There are many methods, but I'll pick two of the most suitable ones to talk about. One of them is a skill that is very suitable for boys but is overlooked by most people: photography."

"Filming?"

"Yes, if you're not ugly and you work out, then photography is the fastest shortcut for you to live off a woman."

(End of this chapter)