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Chapter 146 Matchmaker, please help me, I'm really short of money.
Chapter 146 Matchmaker, please help me, I'm really short of money.
Is there an announcement to make?
Hearing these words, Zhang Zhe felt as if an old friend had come to visit.
He immediately looked in the direction of the sound.
The matchmakers were watching, and naturally, the other onlookers couldn't resist joining in.
The person who climbed the tree was a thin young man who looked a lot like Zhang Yishan. He sat on a branch, leaning against the tree, holding a piece of paper in his hand, which was covered with writing.
The area under the tree was crowded with onlookers, many of whom were taking pictures with their phones, probably wanting to see what kind of tricks he could pull.
"Uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, let me introduce myself first."
"I was born in 00, I'm 25 years old, and I have a college diploma."
"Monthly salary of 5000, no car or house, hobbies are traveling, swimming and reading."
"I won't go into the other conditions. I'm standing right here, you can see for yourselves."
"Now I will state my requirements."
"I require the woman to be at least 165cm tall, weigh no more than 110 pounds, and be good-looking. I'm a bit of a looks-obsessed person; I can't bring myself to kiss someone who isn't pretty."
"No plastic surgery, no tattoos, no unstable personality."
"No one who can't do housework, no one in the cosmetic surgery industry, no one who has worked as a live streamer, no one over 35, and no one with a great ex-boyfriend..."
【6666】
[These requirements alone are already unbeatable]
Is this an imitation of Li Lei's antics?
Yes, we need warriors like that.
[Dude, you can't make demands like that! How many will be left after this screening?]
No problem, that's how it has to be, magic against magic.
Zhang Zhezhen was truly surprised that men in Qing City would actually step forward to film such videos; this was a cause for celebration.
They may not have a significant impact in the short term, but real change always begins with these small things. As someone once said, a single spark can start a prairie fire...
"Why are there people here feeding on gender-opposition content?" Teacher Wang muttered quietly to herself. "But it's good, this way we can take a break."
"Sister Wang, you're underestimating them by saying they're just chasing traffic," Zhang Zhe shook his head, refuting Teacher Wang's opinion.
"them?"
"Yes, didn't you see the young man in the front row who looked very excited while filming?"
"Probably a classmate," Teacher Wang guessed.
"possible."
"This kind of traffic is very, very small, and it's almost impossible to monetize it."
Zhang Zhe has a friend who used to make videos on this topic, and as it turns out, not only are they reported, but their videos are also subject to traffic restrictions.
Even if you're lucky enough to accumulate some followers, there's simply no way to monetize them.
Women who practice boxing are really willing to spend money; just look at stand-up comedy shows, they've already formed organizations. So if it were really for views, who would do this?
Why not just talk about the stock market? When there's a big surge, not only will your followers make a fortune, but you can also get a share of the profits.
"Why don't you give it a try?" Teacher Wang suggested to Zhang Zhe from the side, "I think your appearance is much better than that young man's."
"No, no, I'm getting married. My image will be ruined if I get married."
Zhang Zhe smiled, sat down calmly, and prepared to see if anyone in Qing City would break through his defenses.
"Young man, you only say what you don't want, so what do you actually want?"
"Eliminate the unwanted ones, keep the rest." The boy waved the paper in his hand and said, "Those who know how to give and are willing to spend money on boys will be given priority."
"I think I'm a very good guy, and I want to find a girl who treats me well. How do I tell if she treats me well? Naturally, it's by whether she's willing to spend money on me."
"Whoa!" the old man exclaimed in surprise.
The old man had lived for decades and had never seen anything like it.
“You’re a lot like that matchmaker over there, the one who advises girls to hand over their wages.”
"Yes, yes, they really do look alike." "Why don't we have a matchmaker analyze it for him?"
[Brother Zhang got mentioned]
Why don't you, the streamer, go and analyze this guy's situation?
Stop kidding, they're just here to have some fun, not to actually find a partner.
The security guards should be here soon to take them away.
Zhang Zhe certainly wouldn't go and join in the fun.
Because the man used the typical wording of a blind date, if he went over and asked the questions like a proper matchmaker, he would probably stump this guy.
So even when uncles and aunts waved to him from afar, he just smiled and shook his head in response.
Just as they were watching the commotion, a young woman wearing a mask suddenly sat down opposite Zhang Zhe.
"Matchmaker, can I ask questions even though I don't have a profile card?"
"Are you asking me yourself?" Zhang Zhe asked, looking into the other person's eyes.
The girl has almost no crow's feet around her eyes, which means she is either very young or has had cosmetic procedures or injections.
"Yes, myself."
"I'm short of money and urgently need it."
"???" Zhang Zhe sensed something was wrong.
Teacher Wang, who was drinking water next to him, heard this and, without even unscrewing the bottle cap, reached out and nudged Zhang Zhe, saying, "Watch your tone, we're live streaming."
"Do you mind the live stream?" Zhang Zhe pointed to the phone next to him: "If you mind, I can turn it off now."
“I don’t mind, but… how about you don’t take my picture yet, let me show you my face first.”
When Teacher Wang moved the phone camera away, the girl quickly took off her mask. She pinched her face and nose and said, "This is all natural, I haven't had any work done."
"???"
[Is this streamer hogging all the profits? Reported!]
[Law student here, does the host want to learn about Article 359, Paragraph 1 of the Criminal Law?]
I only care about what score I'd give this girl.
[Brother Zhang really doesn't treat his brothers like outsiders; he can even bring such shady things into the open?]
"Young lady, what do you want to do? What do you want to sell?"
Zhang Zhe's understanding was that since the girl said she was short of money and showed him what she looked like, there were only two possibilities:
Sell her body, or sell her reproductive cells.
He didn't know much about Qingdao, but there were people doing this kind of illegal business in the matchmaking corners of Shenzhen and Shanghai.
Especially the latter.
Criminals will contact highly educated single women who show too much desire for money on their profiles.
Zhang Zhe had a classmate who encountered this situation: a female graduate from a 985 university was offered 5 yuan per person, and if she had participated in the Mathematical Olympiad and won an award, the offer would be increased by another 3 yuan.
Did we run into a criminal gang?
Zhang Zhe stared intently at the girl's face until she put on a mask.
That way, if I have to give a statement, I can say something that will be helpful in solving the case.
"Isn't it a bit harsh to say 'selling'?" The girl shook her head: "I still have my dignity."
"This has nothing to do with personality, right? The main problem is that it's illegal."
"Illegal?" The girl looked shocked. "What do you do? Aren't you a matchmaking agency?"
She scrutinized Zhang Zhe and Teacher Wang: "Are you two legitimate matchmakers? This business you're running is way too crooked!"
“Of course I’m a proper matchmaker,” Zhang Zheyi said earnestly. “What I’m afraid of is that you’re not proper.”
"Tell me, what exactly do you want? Why are you hiring a matchmaker if you're short of money?"
"I want to marry a rich man," the girl said, frowning slightly. "Anyone your matchmaking agency thinks is acceptable is fine with me."
(End of this chapter)
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