Chapter 75: Are you trying to ruin my feng shui? (Please continue reading)
"What are you doing?"

Li Zhi looked warily at Shen Yuan behind him.

"Will you put a doll here?"

Shen Yuan looked at Li Zhi as if it were the most natural thing in the world; right in front of him was the beautiful girl's boudoir.

Li Zhi frowned: "I'll fart myself. You just wait at the door."

"Hey, you don't think I really wanted to come in, do you?"

Shen Yuan shook his head with a "tsk tsk": "You're really something, Li Zhi. You don't just leave your clothes lying around in your room, do you? You seem like a cool and aloof academic genius, but you're actually a slovenly homebody who never cleans your room, right?"

The pretty girl glared at her: "You're the messy one! Your room's a complete pigsty!"

"Let me correct you, cat's nest," Shen Yuan said proudly. "I was taught by a cat."

After saying that, Shen Yuan picked up the large dog doll and muttered something in a dignified tone.

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred flame glows radiantly, all my believers, meow meow meow meow!"

Seeing Shen Yuan's devout expression, Li Zhi couldn't hold back any longer.

"You... never mind, you idiot."

"Eh!"

Shen Yuan used the husky warning, but Li Zhi ignored it.

"Don't come in."

After leaving a message, Li Zhi opened the door and stepped into the room.

Li Zhifei tossed aside the large doll in his hand and quickly tidied up the clothes in the laundry basket.

"call--"

"Almost discovered."

Li Zhi stood with his hands on his hips, looking seriously at the dirty laundry basket in front of him.

It wasn't that Li Zhizhen was as sloppy as Shen Yuan said; it was just that she forgot to take the dirty laundry basket outside for her mother to wash when she left home this morning.

Li Zhijia and Shen Yuanjia are similar.

Parents generally don't like to enter their children's rooms without their permission.

Firstly, to avoid conflict, and secondly, because I'm too lazy to clean up.

You should tidy up your own room.

As for clothes, apart from underwear, you can simply collect them, sort them, and throw them into the washing machine.

But Li Zhi's mother wouldn't go in to get the laundry basket unless Li Zhi took it out.

Just as Shen Yuan was wondering why Li Zhi was so slow, the door to the room opened.

Li Zhi's head peeked out from behind the door.

Are you lost in your room?

Upon hearing this, the pretty girl glared at Shen Yuan, then grabbed the large dog doll and dragged it into the room.

The door was closed again.

"This is like It From the Night of the Joker."

Shen Yuanrui commented: "But it's still kind of cute."

It's probably due to cultural factors; Western horror films don't have any thrilling elements for Shen Yuan.

Movies like It often rely entirely on gore and violence for their thriller elements, or they might portray a mentally ill character and feature highly dramatic violent scenes.

But Shen Yuan didn't think so at all.

In contrast, regarding Chinese horror, although Shen Yuan was brave, he would never dare to go to the toilet alone in the dark after reading a ghost story in the middle of the night.

It doesn't matter if the lights are on.

After all, where the lights are on, the evil in the darkness cannot harm him.

In short, it's a bit childish.

After Li Zhi put the doll away, he looked at the big dog doll that was laughing like an idiot and fired a cannon at it.

"You idiot Shen Yuan, take this punch!"

The large dog doll fell to the ground with a thud.

When Li Zhi opened the door again, the first thing she saw was Shen Yuan standing at the door fiddling with his phone.

Li Zhi immediately frowned: "Did you take pictures without my permission?"

Shen Yuan rolled his eyes at Li Zhi.

"How could I take a picture secretly? Would I take a picture through the crack in the door? If I really wanted to take a picture secretly, why didn't I just peek over from the other side of the room?"

Upon hearing this, Li Zhi immediately gave him a husky-like warning: "Arrest! You've already thought of different methods of committing the crime!"

Shen Yuan nodded repeatedly: "Ah, right, right, just wait and see. Next time you go to sleep, I'll climb over from the window. When you wake up in the morning, you'll see a teru teru bozu doll in your room."

Li Zhi's attitude towards Shen Yuan's words was one of disdain for the first half and even more disdain for the second half.

Young Master Li kicked him directly. "You came to my room just to hang yourself, huh?!"

"Otherwise, what would I do?"

Shen Yuan nimbly dodged, and at the same time said to Li Zhi, "Clean up the junk in your head."

Li Zhi pointed at Shen Yuan and said seriously, "Pah! You're the one with nothing in your head! Dying in my room, are you trying to ruin my feng shui? Hmm? Look my eyes! Answer me!"

A big question mark appeared above Shen Yuan's head.

That phrase about bad feng shui is absolutely brilliant.

For the Chinese people, some things that are hard to let go of, such as emotional entanglements, can cause them pain, often resulting in a situation where one party is unable to let go.

This not only affects personal life, but in severe cases, some people may even commit suicide.

In situations like these, conventional words of comfort may not be very effective.

But what if we say "his/her birth chart is incompatible with yours"?

Your zodiac signs clash, which will affect your wealth and career.

Get the hell out of here!
Of course, this is assuming that they have already broken up.

If you haven't broken up yet, I wouldn't recommend giving this advice.

If we ever make up, I'll remember you for the rest of my life.

"Sigh, so-and-so said before that our horoscopes don't match."

"You idiot!"

So and so.

Shen Yuan looked at Li Zhi: "How do you know it might be because I sleep next to you that your feng shui is so strong?"

"Did you only recently start sleeping next door to me? Were you around when I was in elementary school?"

Li Zhi pressed for answers, but Shen Yuan quickly retorted.

"But didn't your grades improve after we became neighbors? You weren't number one at the beginning of junior high!"

"Pah! Just because I'm second in the whole school doesn't mean my grades are bad?"

"Hey! It's fine to argue, but don't resort to verbal abuse."

Li Zhi snorted coldly: "Don't love it too much."

"Hey, how did you know I like this? Come here, over here."

Shen Yuan pointed to his neck: "Let's sign a contract of sworn brotherhood."

"You wait here, I'll go get a kitchen knife and sign the contract with you right now, let's see who's tougher."

After saying that, Li Zhi prepared to walk towards the kitchen.

But before she could take two steps, she heard Shen Yuan shout behind her, "Auntie! Li Zhi is going to commit suicide with a kitchen knife!"

Shut up!

Li Zhi suddenly rushed back and covered Shen Yuan's mouth with his hand.

Shen Yuan took a step back to steady himself.

The force of the girl's impact was quite strong; if Shen Yuan hadn't possessed some strength, he would have been knocked down immediately.

Li Zhi glared fiercely at Shen Yuan: "Can you shut up?"

The next second, Li Zhi felt a warm sensation in his palm.

The pretty girl quickly grabbed her hand and pulled back, glaring at Shen Yuan with a wary look: "You're a pervert!"

Shen Yuan put on an innocent expression: "I'm just trying to save myself. You were suffocating me. Besides, I was just getting some fresh air. What are you thinking?"

"Toad"

"Hey!" Shen Yuan unleashed a powerful Heaven-Imprisoning Finger: "Believe it or not, I'm serious!"

Li Zhi gave a cold laugh: "Go do your homework! Don't think that just because you've turned into a toad, you don't have to do your homework."

Shen Yuan's expression fell.

"Okay, okay, do your homework. I'm going back now."

Li Zhi escorted Shen Yuan to his doorstep.

After putting on his shoes, Shen Yuan turned to Li Zhi and said, "I've already bought items worth over 620 yuan, and they'll arrive tomorrow."

"I have already signed for the Huanggang exam paper."

"I bought you a dress."

Li Zhi was taken aback and quickly closed the door.

The words spoken before closing the door echoed in Shen Yuan's ears.

"abnormal!"

(End of this chapter)

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