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Chapter 67: I forgot the beginning, I forgot the middle, I forgot the end... Anyway, you'll have to wait.

Friday morning.

Three hours before the monthly exam.

Mysterious prayers could be heard coming from Shen Yuan's room.

"Touch the kitten's head, and you'll have nothing to worry about; touch the kitten's tail, and everything will go smoothly."

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred flame glows radiantly, all my believers, meow meow meow meow!"

Shen Yuan held up the third watch, and the kitten's eyes were filled with terror.

Where the hell did the cat get its food?
Is this still my territory?

Oh, you stupid two-legged creature, never mind then.

After completing the mysterious ritual, Shen Yuan went out.

I didn't run into Li Zhi when I went out today; the pretty girl probably stayed in bed too long.

"You're really bad, Young Master Li. I'll definitely beat you in this monthly exam!"

After saying that, Shen Yuan stepped into the elevator.

Just as Shen Yuan was about to close the elevator door, he heard the sound of the room door opening.

Shen Yuan immediately poked his head out.

"Morning!"

"what!"

Shen Yuan was greeted by a pair of pink and white mesh shoes.

Inside the elevator, Li Zhi felt the resentful gaze from the person beside him and couldn't help but speak.

"How long are you going to keep watching?!"

"I will always secretly spy on you, forever and ever, without ever seeing the light of day."

"I didn't hit it."

Li Zhi continued, "Besides, it's not my fault! Who knew you'd stick your head out of the elevator!"

To be fair, Li Zhi really can't be blamed for this.

After all, Li Zhi didn't know who was in the elevator. What if it was a pervert?

...

Wow, that's amazing! It doesn't seem to make any difference!
Li knew this was purely self-defense.

Shen Yuan's expression fell: "Those are all excuses. You did it on purpose, it was premeditated."

"Did I deliberately plan for you to jump out of the elevator and scare me?"

Li Zhi sighed helplessly, "This is probably a bit niche."

"I don't care, you've hurt my young heart, and I need comfort."

"I'll treat you to breakfast."

"Oh my God! You must be my dearest mother!"

Li Zhi rolled her eyes: "I shouldn't have picked you up in the first place."

"Hehe, speaking of finding something, I petted a kitten's head when I left home this morning. I'm sure I'll have divine help during today's exam!"

Shen Yuan clenched his fist.

Li Zhi looked at Shen Yuan's fist, then at Shen Yuan himself: "Dude, when did you become left-handed?"

Shen Yuan's expression froze.

……

"Boss, two steamed buns, two meat dishes, two vegetable dishes, one glass of vermicelli, and a cup of savory soy milk!"

"12!"

Shen Yuan stared at the bag in front of him, completely baffled.

This is a bit unsolvable.

Seeing Shen Yuan's expression, a boy in the same Jiyang Middle School uniform sighed, "You're here to break the boss's strategy too, right? The only thing that can stop the boss is that he doesn't have enough steamed buns. Either you name a dozen or so in one go."

Shen Yuan shook his head after hearing this: "No time, no need to waste food."

"Then you won't be able to break it."

"I certainly will."

Shen Yuan turned around: "I will definitely find a solution!"

The boy watched Shen Yuan's retreating figure, shook his head, and sighed.

Another person deeply entangled in obsession.

As usual, half of the steamed buns were to be given to Li Zhi.

"Here, I'll share half of my good luck with you."

Li Zhigang's outstretched hand froze in mid-air.

"Hey!" Shen Yuan warned with a husky-like gesture.

"First of all, I don't mean to discriminate against you; secondly, I'm a bit superstitious; and finally,"

Li Zhi reached out and took the half-eaten steamed bun: "I bought this."

"Okay, I'll share with you next time."

"That's unnecessary. Save your good luck for guessing math problems. I don't want to be your excuse for failure." Li Zhi raised his hand to refuse, refusing to take the blame for anything.

Shen Yuan snorted angrily: "I forgot the beginning, I forgot the middle, I forgot the end, just you wait!"

"Hmm, thankfully it wasn't math, physics, or chemistry that I forgot."

The pretty girl gave a perfunctory response to Shen Yuan's joke, and incidentally stabbed Shen Yuan three times.

Every cut drew blood; three cuts left six holes.

As one can imagine, Shen Yuan was seriously injured.

Back in the classroom, Shen Yuan took out his Chinese textbook.

The first subject of the monthly exam was Chinese, so it would be a bit impolite to bring up math problems now.

Sister Lan would most likely want Yu Yu.

Shen Yuan felt that he was quite respectful of his teachers.

Especially when faced with a young and beautiful female teacher like Sister Lan.

Time finally came to 8:15.

"Alright, let's get ready and head to the exam hall!"

As soon as Lao Zhou spoke, everyone in Class 15 tidied up their belongings and headed to the exam room with their pencil cases.

"Yuan, that's enough for now!"

At the stairwell of Building 3, A-Jie looked at Shen Yuan with unwavering determination: "I'm going!"

“Go ahead, Jay. I’ll think, ugh! What a nuisance!”

Shen Yuan pointed at A-Jie: "A-Jie, you terrible at Chinese, don't even think about interfering with my exam!"

"you!"

Ah Jie glared at Shen Yuan: "Just you wait! Just you wait! You forgot in the middle! You forgot at the end! Just you wait!"

"You've forgotten everything! You've forgotten classical Chinese, you've forgotten rhetorical devices! Your Chinese language skills are finished!"

Ah Jie clutched his head and let out a painful howl.

"Do not!!"

Watching A-Jie disappear down the stairs, Shen Yuan didn't feel that what he had done was excessive at all.

It is well known that those who feel confident before an exam often fail.

So Shen Yuan's move can be called reverse thinking.

He was sending blessings to A-Jie!

Behind Shen Yuan, Sun Xiansheng, also from Class 15, inexplicably felt a chill run down his spine and quickly walked towards 211.

Then he saw Shen Yuan walking towards him at the entrance of room 211.

Shen Yuan was quite happy to see Sun Xiansheng.

What is a comrade-in-arms for a high school student?

Being in the same exam room naturally makes you comrades-in-arms!
"Teacher Monkey!"

Shen Yuan greeted him, and Sun Xiansheng trembled.

"Laoyuan, I remember everything."

Seeing Sun Xiansheng's nervous expression, Shen Yuan knew that this guy was also afraid that he would forget the whole process when he performed the first, middle, and last steps.

"Relax, Mr. Monkey, it's just a monthly exam!"

Shen Yuan patted Sun Xiansheng on the shoulder.

Sun Xiansheng gave a bitter smile.

He wasn't particularly good at Chinese to begin with, and after Shen Yuan's "encouragement" of A-Jie, he became even more nervous.

We're all idiots from Class 15, do you think I don't know what kind of person you are?
Sun Xiansheng was afraid that Shen Yuan would have a nervous breakdown, so he cast a powerful blessing spell on him.

"Hey, Mr. Monkey, relax. It's an exam, you need to be relaxed. Don't be nervous, if you're too nervous you might actually forget something."

After Shen Yuan finished speaking, he saw that Sun Xiansheng looked like he was about to die.

I didn't see any sense of relaxation, but I did see a sense of impending death.

Shen Yuan scratched his head.

Okay, there's really no way to comfort him like that.

"Well then, Mr. Monkey, why don't you relax for a bit?"

Sun Xiansheng nodded, then his gaze fell on a girl in the corridor next to the classroom.

I immediately felt much more relaxed.

Shen Yuan followed Sun Xiansheng's gaze and saw those long legs; they were indeed relaxing.

Relax my ass!
Shen Yuan was about to complain when he saw the expression on Sun Xiansheng's face and subconsciously asked.

"Teacher Monkey, do you think that girl in Class 14 with black stockings looks good?"

Sun Xiansheng nodded: "She's beautiful, and she's beautiful too. She has a sweet smile."

Shen Yuan nodded: "Hmm, by the way, Teacher Monkey, does the 'green robe' in 'Jiangzhou Sima's green robe wet' mean not only a green robe, but also a low official rank?"

"what?"

(End of this chapter)