I'm a senior in high school, and the system says I'm going on a blind date with my childho
Chapter 6: Xiaoming always kicks off the covers while sleeping, but luckily his mother broke his leg
Chapter 6: Xiaoming always kicks off the covers while sleeping, but luckily his mother broke his leg.
can not fall asleep.
Shen Yuan stared at Li Zhi with wide eyes.
Why does Li Zhi smell better than me when using the same laundry detergent?
Shen Yuan couldn't understand it.
Then he kicked Zhou Shaojie awake.
Zhou Shaojie looked up, glancing at Shen Yuan with a dazed expression: "Hmm?"
"Where is your husband?"
"Fuck you!"
Zhou Shaojie turned over, just about to go back to sleep, when he felt Shen Yuan kick him again.
"what?"
Shen Yuan said shyly, "I can't sleep."
"Then do some problems, do English problems, never mind, you do math problems, do the last big one."
After Zhou Shaojie finished speaking, a husky pointed at someone and said, "If you kick me again, I'll come to your room tonight and cosplay as a teru teru bozu (a Japanese doll that brings good weather).
Shen Yuan was taken aback; there was really no need for that.
However, Zhou Shaojie's method was actually effective; Shen Yuan started to feel sleepy just by looking at the question.
After writing down the solution, Shen Yuan started yawning.
"sleep."
As soon as he lay down, Shen Yuan fell asleep.
It's good to be young, just fall asleep.
Of course, math problems played a crucial role.
If it were physics or chemistry, Shen Yuan might be able to struggle with the derivation, but mathematics is different; if you don't know mathematics, you simply don't know it.
After waking up, Shen Yuan stretched happily.
Li Zhi beside her had already woken up, but his eyes were a little dazed, and his mind was clearly still "on startup".
"Hey! I just remembered a joke, do you want to hear it?"
Li Zhi turned his head and nodded subconsciously.
Shen Yuan cleared his throat: "So, Xiaoming died of suffocation because his parents kept him in the dark for so long."
Li Zhi's previously blank stare immediately turned into one of speechlessness.
This joke is indeed a bit lame, but it's also a truly sobering experience.
"Let me tell you a joke too."
Li Zhi looked at Shen Yuan and said, "Xiao Ming always kicks off the blankets while sleeping. Luckily, his mother broke his leg, otherwise he would have caught a cold."
"That's really unnecessary."
As soon as Shen Yuan finished speaking, he heard Zhou Shaojie burst into a pig-like laugh behind him.
"Haha, hahaha! Well done!"
Before he could finish laughing, Zhou Shaojie was met with a powerful lock from Shen Yuan!
"Arubata!"
Three or five burly men reappeared and dragged Zhou Shaojie to the back door of the classroom.
"what!!"
The bell rang to signal the end of nap time for Class 15.
There are three classes in the afternoon plus one self-study period, but everyone knows what self-study is like in the senior year. It's just that whichever teacher is available will teach a class.
Especially in fast-paced environments like top-tier classes.
Not to mention that it's only been a short time since the start of the semester, and the last self-study period in the afternoon is incredibly valuable.
Shen Yuan ate dinner at school.
Evening self-study is just about doing homework.
There were only three evening study sessions, but the homework consisted of six test papers—it was absolutely inhuman.
However, Shen Yuanmin only had five exam papers.
He doesn't speak English.
English is something you can learn on the spot.
Unless he is really free, don't even touch the English test paper.
Even so, it was impossible to finish 5 test papers in 3 evening self-study sessions.
Shen Yuan's usual arrangement was to divide the homework into physics, math, and Chinese assignments during evening self-study.
As for biology and chemistry.
Do biology homework in Chinese class, and chemistry homework in English class.
I'm bad at math class; if I look down, I fall behind.
If you really don't have time, then just copy someone else's homework.
As the bell rang to signal the end of the third evening self-study session, Shen Yuan packed up his things and waited for Li Zhi at his seat.
Watching Li Zhi put the books into his schoolbag one by one, Shen Yuan couldn't help but ask, "Are you going to read all those books when you get home?"
Li Zhi nodded: "It's just a few notebooks. Half an hour to review each stage, and then I'll go to sleep at 11:30. That's enough."
Shen Yuan gave a thumbs up: "If I worked as hard as you, I would have been admitted to a top university long ago."
Li Zhi snorted in disdain.
Shen Yuan didn't react much to this, but reached into Li Zhi's bag and took out a notebook. Li Zhi instinctively reached for the notebook, but Shen Yuan's words made her stop.
"Come and see Nao Nao today. You know he's silly. If you don't come, he won't even recognize you anymore."
Li Zhi retorted, "It just can't hear, it's not stupid."
Shen Yuan shrugged, took Li Zhi's schoolbag and carried it on his back, then casually tossed the schoolbag stuck in the stool to Li Zhi.
"Isn't it dirty?!"
Li Zhi frowned, reached out and dusted off Shen Yuan's schoolbag, and greeted He Zhiyu in the front row.
"Zhiyu, I'm leaving now!"
"Okay, bye-bye, see you tomorrow!"
"See you tomorrow."
Li Zhi carried Shen Yuan's schoolbag on his back, and the two walked out of the classroom through the back door one after the other.
There were quite a few people in the school building after school.
Li Zhi and Shen Yuan ignored each other and walked out of the teaching building at their own pace, only meeting up at the school gate.
"If the school leaders open the back gate of the school, they'll probably be praised for a lifetime."
"You're overthinking it. The back door leads right to the road, and there's too much traffic."
Shen Yuan pursed his lips.
They live in a residential area across the street from the back gate of the school. It used to take only three or four minutes to get to the teaching building from the back gate, but now they have to take a much longer route.
Although there is a shortcut, it is an old alley.
The streetlights are intermittent; it's possible that the first half of the streetlights are working while the second half are all out of order.
At times like this, you either turn back or grit your teeth and keep going.
For safety reasons, Li Zhi usually avoids going into the old alleys.
Even if Shen Yuan were here, it wouldn't happen.
Shen Yuan wanted to walk through the old alley and experience once again the scene of Qingmei clinging to his arm and saying she was scared.
But Shen Yuan could not forget the bruises on his arm that Li Zhi had pinched after the first time the two walked through the old alley.
She was genuinely scared, and she really pinched him.
So taking shortcuts during the day is one thing, but it's better to be safe at night.
As always, safety comes first.
The only danger you might encounter when taking the main road is that the money in your card might end up with some vendor.
Senior year of high school is a time when you get hungry. Even for Li Zhi, without consciously controlling his diet, eating four meals a day won't make him gain weight.
The brain is constantly working, so the energy expenditure is naturally considerable.
Smelling the aroma of food in the air, Shen Yuan looked at the girl beside him.
"What would you like to eat?"
Li Zhi glanced at the stall: "Fried noodles, please."
"Baby, I'm your fan."
Li Zhi raised his foot to kick, but Shen Yuan dodged very quickly.
After Shen Yuan's outburst, Li Zhi changed his late-night snack to fried noodles.
A serving of fried noodles costs 10 yuan, and Shen Yuan bought two servings.
The two walked and ate their disposable lunch boxes. When they felt their mouths were dry, Shen Yuan asked Li Zhi if there was any water.
Do you want some saliva?
Shen Yuan opened his mouth: "Ah—"
"Hey~"
"It's not necessary."
Shen Yuan dashed to a small shop on the street, bought a bottle of Coca-Cola, tilted his head back, and drank half of it without touching it.
"That feels good, here you go."
Li Zhi took the Coke, drank it, and then casually stuffed it into his backpack.
This makes it easy to pick up without having to put your hands behind your back.
When the two arrived at their apartment building, they had just finished their late-night snack.
"Let me see if there are any traces."
Li Zhi moved closer to Shen Yuan and tilted her head back.
Looking at the grease on the girl's lips, Shen Yuan suddenly had an urge to lick it.
Do you want me to lick it off for you?
"What kind of dog are you? You like to lick your owner."
"I call you master, will you let me lick you?"
Li Zhi's face showed a look of disgust.
Shen Yuan looked on expectantly and urged, "Tell me."
Seeing Shen Yuan's expression, Li Zhi swallowed the word "pervert" that was on the tip of his tongue.
Seeing the girl stop her attack made Shen Yuan feel terrible.
(End of this chapter)
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