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Chapter 59 Kafka never said that beetles don't need to learn math.

Chapter 59 Kafka never said that beetles don't need to learn math.
"Fuck!"

He sat up in shock while dying of illness.

Shen Yuan was sleeping soundly at noon when he suddenly woke up with a start.

The commotion was so loud that it woke up Ah Jie, who was standing nearby.

"An earthquake?" A-Jie looked around, but nothing happened, so he went back to sleep.

Li Zhi frowned and looked at Shen Yuan: "What are you doing?"

Still shaken, Shen Yuan recounted, "I had a dream that I turned into a cockroach crawling on a math exam paper! It was terrifying! Even as a cockroach, I had to do math problems!"

Li Zhi's lips twitched: "I suggest you refer to 'The Metamorphosis.' After Gregor turned into a beetle, he was worried about not being able to help his family anymore. So you should not be worried about your appearance, but whether you will still be able to fill out the answer sheet by hand after turning into a cockroach."

"puff!"

Ah-Jie, who was getting ready to sleep, couldn't hold back and suddenly lost all sleepiness.

Sister, what kind of imagination do you have?
Shen Yuan was the same; he never expected Li Zhi to say such a thing.

"Damn, no wonder you scored over 130 in Chinese. I'm truly impressed."

I've definitely learned Chinese properly.

Li Zhi smiled sweetly: "You flatter me."

“Gregor, as a beetle, at least didn’t have to learn math, while even if I turned into a cockroach, I couldn’t crawl out of this solid geometry.”

Shen Yuan slumped back onto the table and muttered, "Do you think my cockroach antennae can draw the correct guide lines while they're moving?"

Li Zhi pondered for a moment, then poked Shen Yuan's arm with his pen.

"Kafka never said that beetles don't need to learn math, and cockroaches have three pairs of legs, while you only have one pair, which means..."

Shen Yuan raised his head: "What does this mean?"

Li Zhi pushed over a piece of draft paper, on which was drawn a cockroach holding three pens.

"This means your learning efficiency will triple after transformation! I suggest you conquer this solid geometry problem in human form first, so you won't be captured by the Mathematics Council and used as a living compass after you transform into the Zerg."

Li Shaochong and Shen Yuan gave each other a thumbs up.

Shen Yuan glanced at the simple cockroach drawing in his hand and laughed.

The two aren't actually always arguing.

At this moment, Ah Jie, who was standing to the side, raised his hand in a daze and asked, "Hey, do we still need to sign up for the cockroach answer sheet filling training course? I have connections."

The weekly test papers continued to be handed out during the afternoon classes.

Overall, Shen Yuan did fairly well on this week's test.

Except for the English score, which hasn't been released yet, the total score for the other subjects has reached 463.

Even though Shen Yuan's English is terrible, he can still maintain a score above 140. So, to sum it up, he still scored above 600 in this weekly test, maintaining his humanoid status.

However, one problem also fell upon Shen Yuan.

There is no doubt that monthly exams are more difficult than weekly tests.

Can I still achieve my ambitious goal of scoring 620 on this monthly exam?

"It's not just math, physics is also a problem, but there's still time for the combined science exam."

Shen Yuan looked at his mission time.

After A-Jie moved in, the time in the mission basically kept pace with the flow of real time.

Ah Jie's mouth really can't stop.

With a maximum of 15 hours spent at school each day, Shen Yuan would need to grind until at least Thursday morning to finish this task.

In other words, he has one day to adapt to the task reward.

"Hopefully that's enough."

Dinner was at the cafeteria, and A-Jie didn't go home either. The four of them went to the cafeteria to find fruit dishes.

Holy crap! It actually happened today!

On the first floor of the cafeteria, several people heard Aze's "good news".

Ten minutes later, each of the four people had an extra serving of sweet and sour pork with pineapple in their bowls.

Compared to other fruit dishes, sweet and sour pork with pineapple is undoubtedly the most delicious.

Of course, it's still present even in regular food. Otherwise, Shen Yuan and the others wouldn't have each bought one serving.

"There's meat, vegetables, and even fruit for dessert. Damn, the cafeteria is awesome!"

Zhou Shaojie published a sharp commentary.

Yang Ze nodded: "Apart from being a little abstract at times, the cafeteria has always been pretty good."

"It's not the same cafeteria as before. If the food in the cafeteria is bad now, they'll expose you on Douyin (TikTok). Besides, Jiyang High School is still the top high school in Jiyang. We can't really let Honghai surpass us, can we?"

Shen Yuan chuckled: "If we really can't afford to eat well, then all the top students will go to Honghai, since they can earn a lot of money studying there every year."

Upon hearing this, the group nodded in agreement.

Shen Yuan knew Li Zhi and was well aware of the conditions Honghai Middle School had offered Li Zhi back then.

Honghai Group genuinely wants to promote the Honghai Education brand.

As the top private high school in Jiyang, Honghai Middle School is backed by the Honghai Group, which has been challenging Jiyang Middle School's top position for many years with its strong economic power.

Many top students chose Honghai Middle School because of its financial advantages.

You scored 680 in the exam at Jiyang High School, paid tuition every year, ate in the cafeteria, and lived in an 8-person dormitory.

If you score 680 on the Honghai exam, you'll receive a stipend every year, eat in the cafeteria for free, and live in a two-person dormitory.

How do you choose?
If this cafeteria still serves inedible food, who would come to Jiyang?

Is it because you have a strong teaching staff?
"I heard that Honghai's school uniform is a suit and a pleated skirt!"

"In summer, it's all about skirts and white knee-high socks, tsk." A-Jie's expression turned dreamy.

Shen Yuan said, "Forget it, masturbating too much is bad for your health, and I can't remember words anyway."

"Actually, there are quite a few pretty girls in our class, but they basically all wear school uniforms."

"School uniforms are simple, but thinking about what to wear every day is exhausting, okay?"

"That's true."

A-Jie looked at Shen Yuan and asked, "Liao Yuan, you and Li Zhiqing grew up together, you must have seen her other outfits before."

Shen Yuan nodded: "What's wrong?"

"is it nice?"

"Get out of my way! If I say it looks good, are you going to ask me if I like it or not?!"

Ah Jie's lips curled up; clearly, Shen Yuan had guessed correctly.

After eating, the group went straight back to the classroom.

When evening self-study time came, my older cousin brought over the weekly English test paper.

I must say, grading English exam papers is really fast.

The exam was on Sunday, and the results came out on Monday.

This period also included time for my older cousin to slack off.

When Shen Yuan received the test paper, he saw that he had scored 144 points, which was not much different from what he had expected.

My score has stabilized at 600 points for now; we'll see how it goes in the monthly exams.

Looking at his test paper, Shen Yuan leaned close to Li Zhi and asked, "Baby, how did you do?"

Li Zhi rested his chin on his hand: "690, is there something you need?"

"No, I was just checking up on you."

"Hehe, then I'll also check up on you."

Li Zhi smiled gently: "Shen Yuan, the last ivy leaf has fallen. Do you think there will be a miracle in this monthly exam?"

"This time it's O. Henry, right?"

Thanks to old Behrman's self-sacrifice, Joanie survived, but what about Shen Yuan?

Will we be able to wait for his old Behrman?
Shen Yuan subconsciously turned his gaze to Zhou Shaojie.

Yes, Ajay is his old Behrman.

(End of this chapter)

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