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Chapter 55 He's hitting someone! My childhood sweetheart is hitting someone!
Chapter 55 He's hitting someone! My childhood sweetheart is hitting someone!
Sunday morning self-study session has ended.
"Yuan, do you like me?"
Zhou Shaojie looked at Shen Yuan, who had come closer, with a shy expression.
"If you're lacking love, go join the 'Love-Loving Society'! What are you doing acting crazy here!" Shen Yuan cursed.
Zhuo Peipei, who was standing to the side, felt offended.
"No, Lao Yuan, can you at least show me some respect?"
Shen Yuan turned to look at Zhuo Peipei: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that."
Just as Zhuo Peipei was about to accept Shen Yuan's apology, she heard Shen Yuan continue cursing: "The Early Love Prohibition Association is leading the way in dating, and they're even messing with Nantong! If the 'Early Love' Association hears this, they'll laugh themselves to death!"
Zhuo Peipei didn't know what to say for a moment.
Ah Jie continued to look shyly at Shen Yuan: "Then why have you been looking for me so often these past few days? You even treated me to dinner."
Just as Zhuo Peipei was about to cast a shocked glance, Shen Yuan blocked her view with his hand.
"You actually regard my father's love as such a thing!"
Shen Yuan was heartbroken: "Son, you've changed."
As expected, when Shen Yuan used the "In the Name of the Father" technique, A-Jie immediately revealed his true form.
"Go to hell! Fatherly love my ass! You're just after my body!"
"Nantong, you're going to die!"
Shen Yuan looked disgusted.
"Nantong is you, isn't it!"
Looking at A-Jie, Shen Yuan suddenly became emboldened and forcefully locked the man in his arms.
"Nantong, is it! You're lusting after your body, aren't you!"
"Ah! Brother Yuan! No, Brother Yuan!!" Ah Jie began to scream in agony.
"Go ahead and scream, it won't do you any good no matter how hard you scream!"
At this moment, the onlookers applauded.
"Great, that's very energetic!"
"Approved!"
"This is Nantong!"
"Count me in! I want to join too! I'll be the leader!" Aze quickly joined in to make it lively.
"I'll form the legs!"
"I'll form J..."
"roll!"
Just as Shen Yuan himself had thought.
After he started chatting with A-Jie every time he finished class, A-Jie began to regard him as Nantong.
However, the advantage was that Shen Yuan spent 10 hours completing his tasks on Saturday, totaling more than 5 hours a day.
Actually, the reason why Shen Yuan was able to rack up so many points is due to A-Jie himself.
This guy's addicted to proctoring exams.
I used the same trick again during the physics exam, and then the physics teacher called me up to proctor the exam.
If his biology and chemistry teachers hadn't ignored him, Shen Yuan could have spent another two hours studying.
Regardless, it's already pretty good.
After all, it's impossible to stretch 10 minutes of break time between classes into more than 3 hours.
Shen Yuan only got so much time after treating A-Jie to two meals.
Ever since Li Zhi said on Friday night that if Shen Yuan failed the exam, he would get a set of Huanggang practice papers, Shen Yuan has been anxious.
That's a set of Huanggang exam papers!
A set of test papers including Chinese, Mathematics, English, and Science!
Shen Yuan's already limited confidence would likely be completely destroyed when faced with it.
Moreover, given Li Zhi's temper, Shen Yuan believed she was absolutely capable of doing it.
This guy has probably already placed the order.
That's why Shen Yuan pretended to be from Nantong to find A-Jie. Oh no, he didn't pretend; he just approached her normally.
After all, that's a 72-hour mission. Even if Shen Yuan completes the mission normally, it would take him at least four or five days to finish it.
The monthly exam will only last two days, Friday and Saturday.
By the time I finished practicing, the math exam was already over.
"We cannot sit idly by and wait to be killed! We must take the initiative!"
After returning to his seat, Shen Yuan was met with Li Zhi's gaze.
"Still have time to play around?" "It won't stop me from getting to 620." Shen Yuan gently pressed his hand down, indicating that he should calm down.
Li Shao's lips curled into a cold smile: "If you can't even get past 600, it won't stop you from getting past 620."
"Say that again!" Shen Yuan warned with a husky-like gesture.
"What's wrong? Did you feel good after I scolded you?"
As soon as the words were spoken, Chen Mingyu, who was sitting in the front row, came over after smelling the aroma, while He Zhiyu quietly leaned her body against Li Zhi's desk.
Shen Yuan snorted coldly: "Woman, if you wanted to get my attention this way, then you've succeeded."
Hearing Shen Yuan's domineering speech, Li Zhi couldn't hold back either.
"Yue~ You win, you disgusted your dad."
Shen Yuan's lips curled into a smile.
Since their rooftop confrontation that day, the two have been arguing several times a day, with varying results.
Seeing that Shen Yuan remained silent, Li Zhi launched a sneak attack: "So you're admitting that I'm your father?"
"Hey! Trying to ambush me, huh? Young Master Li, your laning skills are rather unrefined."
Li Zhi chuckled: "The loser should be humiliated in every way possible."
"Since you put it that way," Shen Yuan said, smoothing out his long, ethereal sleeves.
"Then I'll get serious."
Li Zhi's expression hardened, and he launched the first attack: "Instead of studying hard to develop Nantong, the reason you left Tong wasn't because of her English, but because she didn't fit your 'XP' (sexual preferences), right?"
"How can you assume my gender and my sexual orientation? I am biologically male, psychologically female, but I have a cross-dressing fetish, so I dress as a man, but my psychological orientation is male, so my partner is female!"
Shen Yuan's punch left Li Zhi a little confused.
However, excellent laning experience quickly takes over the brain.
"If he's aluminum and copper, why is he bothering Zhou Shaojie every day? Could it be that his double persona has collapsed?"
"Slander! Ah Jie and I have a deep father-son bond. It's Young Master Li who's keeping such a close eye on my every move," Shen Yuan leaned closer to Li Zhi and whispered, "Could it be that you're jealous?"
Li Zhi pointed at the Great Wilderness Prisoner: "So you admit you're from Nantong now, huh!"
"So you admit you're jealous, huh!" Shen Yuan retorted, pointing at him like a husky.
"Hey! Don't use me as fodder for your argument!" Ah Jie, who was passing by, snapped angrily.
"Shut up!"
Shen Yuan and Li Zhiqi gave each other a husky warning, and A-Jie ran away howling.
"Someone's being hit! My childhood sweetheart's hitting someone!"
He Zhiyu, who was standing to the side, shrank back.
Damn it, I was still a bit conservative with my own witty banter.
The intensity of their matchup was completely beyond my comprehension.
But Chen Mingyu had his fill of watching.
That's the intensity we need! That's the intensity to start cursing.
It would be really satisfying to be the one getting yelled at.
Just as Shen Yuan and Li Zhi were about to speak again, the school bell rang.
"Jingle Bell……"
"Tribute during class!"
"get out of class dismissed!"
After saying that, the two of them snorted coldly in unison and turned their heads away from each other.
The first class was taught by Lao Zhou.
Old Zhou graded papers incredibly fast; he came in with a pile of papers with him.
Looking at the math exam paper in front of him, Li Zhi smiled.
"Shen Yuan, the character '茴' in '茴香豆' (huíxiāngdòu) has four ways of being written. Do you have four ways to solve your math problems?"
Shen Yuan broke down: "Damn it! Didn't we agree on a truce? Don't you have any sense of martial ethics?"
The pretty girl stuck out her tongue: "Oh, I'm a girl, I don't care about martial ethics."
However, when the math test papers were handed out, Shen Yuan was fine again.
90 points.
Hey! You passed!
Li Zhi glanced at Shen Yuan's score, then at the corners of Shen Yuan's mouth that were turned up: "Congratulations on mastering the essence of university final exams ahead of time."
Long live passing!
(End of this chapter)
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