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Chapter 23 The Black Hole of Human Social Ethics
Chapter 23 The Black Hole of Human Social Ethics
After what happened that night, Li Zhi naturally didn't wait for Shen Yuan to go to school together the next day.
Shen Yuan had no objections at all; he treated it as completing a task.
He's just 2 kilometers away from finishing the task.
Let's try to finish it today!
Upon arriving at the classroom, Shen Yuan subconsciously looked towards the seat where Li Zhiyuan had been sitting.
When Shen Yuan saw that no one was around, he realized what was happening.
I changed seats yesterday.
Walking over to Li Zhi's seat, Shen Yuan took out a bag of soy milk from his pocket: "Here, I brought this for you."
Li Zhi glanced at the soy milk: "A sudden pang of conscience?"
"The leftovers."
Just know...
"You just have to argue with me." Li Zhi took the soy milk and then noticed that the lid was already open.
Li Zhi knew very well that Shen Yuan's thought process was different from ordinary people.
His earlier remarks were likely just an attempt to argue with me.
However, if the lid of the soy milk bag isn't open, then it's just a joke.
The lid of the soy milk is now open.
Before Li Zhi drank it, the bag of soy milk was simultaneously in a quantum superposition state of "having been drunk by Shen Yuan" and "not having been drunk by Shen Yuan". Only after Li Zhi took the first sip could she get the answer from Shen Yuan.
What Schrödinger's drink?
Seeing Li Zhi's hesitant look, Shen Yuan smiled slightly: "Unscrewing the cap before handing a drink to a lady is a gentlemanly act in the new era."
"You look down on me."
Li Zhi pinched the soy milk bag with three fingers and said seriously, "You are showing off your male strength and subtly mocking the stereotype that 'vulnerable women need protection'."
"Hey, you're into boxing, right?"
"You're in a hurry."
Shen Yuan took a deep breath, snatched the bottle cap and soy milk from Li Zhi's hand, tightened them, and then handed the soy milk back to Li Zhi with both hands.
True gentlemanly conduct is not about whether you turn the bottle cap, but about whether you can handle the act of handing the bottle back with the solemnity of receiving a Nobel Peace Prize when she says, "I can do it myself."
In conclusion, Shen Yuan withdrew his goodwill gesture.
Young Master Li, use magic to defeat magic!
Li Zhi fell silent as she looked at the soy milk in Shen Yuan's hand.
Shen Yuan twisted it back with obvious force, so naturally she couldn't unscrew the bottle cap.
But if you can't open it, wouldn't you lose face?
For Li Zhi, losing face in front of Shen Yuan was a terrible thing.
Both of them have a little notebook in their hearts recording each other's embarrassing moments. Once the online battle gets heated, they will open up their embarrassing notebooks and launch a devastating attack.
Currently, Li Zhi possesses a more compelling dark history.
But will the bottle cap in front of us become the final weight on the scales?
Li Zhi dared not gamble.
With the Little Red Book magic proving ineffective against Shen Yuan, Li Zhi needs to find another way.
Li Zhi pondered for a moment: "Did you know that there is a study that shows that human fingers temporarily lose torque when they meet someone they are attracted to?"
"You can't open it."
Shen Yuan clearly wasn't buying it.
"You fucking bastard."
Before Li Zhi could break down, Shen Yuan unscrewed the bottle cap.
"Have a drink. By the way, do you need me to get you some water?"
Looking at the soy milk straw handed to him, Li Zhi hesitated.
The rim of the cup holds the weight of trust in friendship, while the bottom reflects the philosophical questions of hygiene.
The way you raised your glass was just like the brief hesitation that civilized society had before microbial colonization.
Is this cup filled with a beverage? No, it's an experimental setup for the uncertainty principle of contemporary interpersonal relationships.
Drinking is declaring war on E. coli. Not drinking is firing a shot at the ship of friendship.
What kind of black hole is this in human social ethics?
I suggest renaming it "Indirect Kissing: Limited Edition Blind Box".
Under Shen Yuan's expectant gaze, Li Zhi pulled out an alcohol wipe from his schoolbag and carefully wiped the straw opening of the soy milk bag.
The two looked at each other and smiled.
Just as Li Zhi was about to drink, Shen Yuan suddenly blurted out something.
Aren't you afraid I'll drink it and then spit it back in?
"You're so thirsty you're practically French kissing a bag, aren't you!"
"It's not that bad, drink it without worry." Li Zhi eventually drank it anyway.
She still knew Shen Yuan well; although he was a bit shameless, he at least had some principles.
A little bit, but not much.
After drinking the soy milk, Li Zhi took out a piece of paper from the table.
"Today's math problem is copied from a previous test. Do it well, I won't ask Lao Zhou for help."
Shen Yuan took the math problem, then reached out and took the water glass from Li Zhi's desk.
"OK, thank you."
After getting water for himself and Li Zhi, Shen Yuan happily returned to his seat.
Leaning against the wall feels great!
When Shen Yuan looked up again, his new deskmate had already been assigned.
Seeing Shen Yuan looking at him, his new deskmate immediately flashed a bright smile.
"Hello~ new classmate."
Judging from her appearance, she's definitely a sweet girl.
After chatting for a bit, Shen Yuan learned the name of his new deskmate.
Shen Yuan's new deskmate was named Zhuo Peipei, and his first impression of her was that she was a sweet girl.
A sweet girl with very bright eyes when she looks at people.
If Shen Yuan didn't already have Lan Jie, the older sister next door, and Li Zhi in his heart, he might actually have made room for Tian Mei.
Why can't you be a little bigger?
What pure love? High school students at this age are just plain innocent.
It begins with looks, is captivated by looks, and remains loyal to looks.
Too devoted.
A guy as arrogant and domineering as Ah Jie must be a humanoid.
Zhuo Peipei was quite curious about her new classmates.
They became even more curious, especially after seeing Shen Yuan getting so close to Li Zhi.
Zhuo Peipei and Li Zhi had been classmates for two years, so she naturally knew Li Zhi's personality well.
Especially the outrageous comments about Li Zhi's scores.
How can one describe it with just one impressive impression?
After all, this is something that any high school student could relate to.
However, Zhuo Peipei's impression of Li Zhi wasn't that bad.
After all, Zhuo Peipei had struggled under the influence of this score-obsessed discourse.
Although I couldn't break through 650 points, I did manage to break through the 620-point mark that separates humans from apes.
They became fully human in the theory of evolution.
So you see, everything has two sides.
Although I later learned that the two were childhood sweethearts, I was relieved to find that they got along well.
But with this identity shrouded in mystery, people become even more curious!
……
"The bell will ring when my butt hits the chair!!"
Zhou Shaojie plopped down in his seat as the class bell rang.
"Are you some kind of rule-based fantasy?" Shen Yuan had already gotten used to A-Jie's abstract thought process.
"No, this is the school welcoming the arrival of its king!"
"Read English aloud in the morning."
Zhou Shaojie was shocked: "An assassin!!"
The morning reading was in English, and since his older cousin wouldn't care anyway, Shen Yuan did his math problems without restraint.
Even her older cousin didn't say anything; Shen Yuan's English grades were beyond what morning reading could improve.
Besides, even if it could be improved, the maximum improvement would be within 10 points.
But Shen Yuan's mathematics is different; there's so much room for improvement.
However, compared to others, A-Jie has more room for improvement in English!
But it just can't rise to the top.
(End of this chapter)
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