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Chapter 101 "Goodnight, Mom at Midnight", "Goodnight, Dad"

In the darkness, Shen Yuan, shining brightly, was undoubtedly the most dazzling and handsome guy in the school.

Along the way, many students exclaimed in surprise at the exclamation mark light above Shen Yuan's head.

If they weren't strangers to Shen Yuan, they would have all come over to take on a mission.

Looking at the exclamation mark light above Shen Yuan's head, Li Zhi felt an even stronger sense of resistance at the thought of having to wear it herself the next night.

"Hey, can we talk about something?"

Shen Yuan turned to look at Li Zhi and chuckled, "You're not allowed to not wear it."

Two little steamed buns immediately appeared on the pretty girl's cheeks, and Li Zhi wanted to hit Shen Yuan again.

At this moment, Shen Yuan continued, "Think about it! If we wear this headband, won't we be able to better transmit the pain? Won't we be able to better fulfill our duty of the pain sacrifice? Have you forgotten the scene before? They were so eager to receive the pain!"

Shen Yuan's voice was infectious, but to Li Zhi, it was nothing but nonsense.

The beautiful girl clasped her hands together and bowed slightly to Shen Yuan.

"Please, don't drag me into this chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) syndrome, thank you."

As soon as Li Zhi finished speaking, she saw Shen Yuan shove the exclamation lamp into her hand.

Shen Yuan said with a serious expression, "Tell me about it, and I'll accept your task."

Li Zhi clenched his right fist tightly: "Then just pretend I didn't say anything."

"Then remember to wear the headband tomorrow."

Li Zhi did not answer.

angry.

Why did I feel sorry for him this morning?
"Honestly, I feel like I've lost the ability to love."

Li Zhi looked down at the ground: "If I hadn't pitied you this morning, I wouldn't have fallen into this trap. If I hadn't fallen into this trap, I wouldn't have accepted this shameful request. If I hadn't accepted this shameful request, I could still love this world."

"So?" Shen Yuan leaned closer and asked tentatively, the exclamation light above making Li Zhi's eyes blink.

"so……"

Li Zhi looked at Shen Yuan with a sly smile: "You idiot Shen Yuan, I'm going to beat you up!!"

"Hey hey hey! Sisters, fighting is fighting, but give us some air!"

Shen Yuan patted Li Zhi's hand repeatedly.

"You can't even give me a little bit, you bastard! Ah!!"

As soon as Li Zhi finished speaking, he felt an itchy sensation in his waist.

The sudden itching made her shudder, and her tense anger instantly dissipated. She bent over and took two quick steps back.

Li Zhi glared angrily at Shen Yuan, her hands tightly covering the places Shen Yuan had touched.

"Serlan!"

"Hey! Don't yell, this is self-defense," Shen Yuan said with a serious expression.

"Li Zhi attempted to eliminate Shen Yuan materially through suffocation, threatening Shen Yuan's life. Under the premise of protecting his personal life and property, Shen Yuan made a last resort, subconscious, quick, and minimally harmful self-protective measure."

Li Zhi glared at Shen Yuan: "How could I possibly want to eliminate you!"

"Sister, you have it."

Seeing Shen Yuan's gaze, Li Zhi stiffened her neck, then stomped her foot, let out a cold snort, and turned to leave.

That's a perfect three-part combo.

"Hey, hey, why are you walking so fast? You can't do strenuous exercise before eating!"

"Can't I just have my appendix removed?!"

"That can only be done after the meal."

Li Zhi's breath hitched, and then she chose the method that would least likely result in nodules.

"Snapped!"

"Ow!"

If we were in a classroom right now, we'd probably be moonwalking by now.

"Old Yang, do you still have any tofu slices?"

Shen Yuan stood in front of the oden stall and asked questions.

Because of the task being posted today, we left school a little late, and Shen Yuan eats a lot, so we were afraid that someone would buy it all.

"Yes, yes, we have meatballs too." Old Yang nodded while sitting on the stool, without getting up.

Old Yang, the owner of the oden stall, is over 60 years old. He has a small tricycle, a stewing station, several kinds of seasonings, disposable bowls, and some thermos bottles hidden under the station.

This is all there is to a night market food stall.

Normally, Lao Yang would sit on a plastic stool and watch videos.

Don't let Old Yang's age fool you; his collection list is quite impressive.

This is something Shen Yuan discovered when he was exchanging ideas with Lao Yang.

Of course, the collection list is just that—a collection list.

Old Yang is a pretty good person, and his business philosophy is to ensure that students feel at ease.

If you want to eat something, just grab a plastic bowl and take it. Then you can pay the bill from Lao Yang.

Students, though there are all sorts of people among them, are mostly innocent and pure.

They'll keep saying "your mother is dead" to your face, but when you actually meet them, they'll say "Auntie, you look so young."

After picking up what he wanted to eat, Shen Yuan still brushed on sweet bean sauce and chili sauce.

A rather nostalgic way of eating.

When Shen Yuan was little, this was how he often ate when he went to the market.

Back then, it wasn't called Oden, but Shen Yuan still doesn't know what it was called.

Buy four or five slices of tofu, one side with sweet bean sauce and the other with chili sauce, and paint the plastic bag red and black.

Now it's just a bowl instead.

Of course, it's also because Lao Yang happened to have both of these sauces on hand.

Li Zhi, for example, only likes simple soup bases.

After the pretty girl selected the ingredients, she placed them in front of Old Yang.

At this point, Lao Yang would put down his phone and then help Li Zhi remove the meatballs from the skewers.

Please also state the price.

Sometimes, if a certain ingredient is missing, we add a little more.

Old Yang only does this much at his stall.

Anyway, everyone uses QR code payments now.

Shen Yuan walked beside Li Zhi, taking big bites of tofu slices.

Tofu slices absorb a lot of sauce, making a slurping sound when eating them, but Shen Yuan doesn't.

This guy has a big mouth.

He can stuff a palm-sized piece of tofu directly into his mouth and chew it.

Because Shen Yuan doesn't like making smacking noises with his lips.

What Shen Yuan hates most is seeing mukbang videos while watching videos, which makes him want to watch at 0 frames per second!
When Shen Yuan heard that sound, he really wished he could go through the internet cable and sew their mouths shut!
As usual, the two finished their late-night snack before entering the elevator.

At this moment, Li Zhi glanced at Shen Yuan's lips and took out a tissue from his pocket.

"Wipe it off, you're acting like a little kid."

Shen Yuan took the tissue and chuckled, "It's even more enjoyable to eat like this."

Li Zhi shook his head and rolled his eyes at Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan stood at the elevator door and glanced at Li Zhi, deliberately reminding him, "Don't forget on purpose tomorrow, or I'll buy another one."

Upon hearing this, Li Zhi glared at Shen Yuan and said irritably.

"Okay! I'll shove it in your hand as soon as I leave tomorrow!"

"That's perfect. I'll borrow it for a bit; I need it tomorrow."

Seeing Shen Yuan's eager look, Li Zhi felt powerless.

"what ever."

After returning home, Li Zhi found the question mark headband in the bottom drawer of his desk.

Looking at this poorly made thing in front of him, Li Zhi really didn't know what to say.

"If you're going to buy one, buy a better one. The workmanship is so poor, it's really something."

However, after complaining, Li Zhi stuffed it into his schoolbag.

Out of sight is pure.

I'll put it in now so I don't not want to wear it tomorrow.

Just then, Li Zhi's phone rang.

Li Zhi's mood soured as soon as he heard the ringtone.

At this time, apart from Shen Yuan, almost no one would call her via voice message.

Oh no, I mean video.

After the video call connected, Li Zhi saw that Shen Yuan's face filled the entire screen.

"what?"

Li Zhi looked at Shen Yuan in the video.

Shen Yuan didn't say anything, he just zoomed out the video.

Then Li Zhi witnessed a scene that filled her with immense jealousy.

On Shen Yuan's shoulder, Sangeng stood majestically.

"Isn't he handsome?!"

Shen Yuan said smugly, "That idiot kid jumped up there by himself! He didn't even need to be taught!"

As soon as Shen Yuangang finished speaking, Sangeng stepped on his head and then craned his neck to look at the ceiling.

Li Zhi laughed when he saw this.

"Hey, where's Nao Nao? Let me see it."

"Come over here yourself! How long has it been since you last came to see me? At least come and shovel some poop!"

Li Zhi rolled her eyes.

Although the girl's expression seemed to show resistance, Shen Yuan noticed that the background behind Li Zhi had started to move during the video call.

The beautiful girl is probably walking towards the door right now.

Thinking of this, Shen Yuan supported Sangeng under his arm with one hand and took it off his shoulder.

"I'm going to pick up your mom. Wait here."

Although Shen Yuan spoke very softly, Li Zhi still heard him.

"Hey! What nonsense are you talking about!" Li Zhi glared at Shen Yuan on the other end of the video call.

"Ah, yes, yes, Mom, it's past midnight, I'll go pick up Mom."

Hearing this, Li Zhi became unhappy again.

Li Zhi liked both kittens.

Although the kittens are closer to Shen Yuan, since Shen Yuan is the one who spends the most time with them.

But they do not reject Li Zhi either.

In the kittens' environment, Li Zhi's voice often reached their ears.

Human scent can change, but voice cannot.

Cats' understanding of humans is mostly based on sound.

However, due to their previous "adoption policy", Nao Nao belongs to Li Zhi, while San Geng belongs to Shen Yuan.

Li Zhi calls herself "Mom" in front of Nao Nao, but she can only call herself "Auntie" in front of San Geng.

But Li Zhi also really likes both kittens.

Shen Yuan opened the door when Li Zhi arrived at his house.

"Please come in, esteemed guest!"

Li Zhi changed into slippers and stepped into Shen Yuan's room.

Then, Li Zhi saw Nao Nao staring blankly out the window.

"Nao Nao?"

The kitten saw Li Zhi's figure through the window and, upon smelling the familiar scent, immediately let out a loud meow.

Looking into those blue eyes, Li Zhi felt the annoyance she felt from Shen Yuan immediately disappear.

"Come here, let Mommy give you a hug!"

Shen Yuan stood at the door of the room, watching Li Zhi pet the cat.

"Hey, I'm planning to get them spayed/neutered in two months."

Li Zhi nodded: "I understand, I've already deposited the money."

Shen Yuan shook his head: "No need, I'll pay for everything."

"No, I'll pay for Naonao's money. I'm her mother!"

"I raised it myself."

Li Zhi's expression froze as he looked at the cat purring in his arms from being stroked, and fell silent for a moment.

Seeing that Li Zhi didn't speak, Shen Yuan walked over to her side: "Hey, it's not like you're going to get upset over just one sentence, is it?"

"No, it's just..."

Li Zhiye couldn't quite describe his feelings, and stammered, "I feel like I'm being a bit too irresponsible."

Upon hearing this, Shen Yuan nodded seriously.

It's more than just a little!
That's a bit too much!

Mom picked up two stray kittens on a whim. She was quite enthusiastic at first, but then she ended up leaving them all to herself!

"Yeah, of course you're not responsible."

Shen Yuan didn't mince words and said directly, "I'm not even married yet, but I've already experienced life as a divorced mother with two kids! There's even a custody dispute over one of them."

"Li Zhi, if I'm still not married by 35, you'll definitely be the one to blame!"

Li Zhi didn't refute Shen Yuan this time, feeling that his conscience was being tormented.

"But, I..."

Li Zhi pursed her lips, her gaze falling on Nao Nao's eyes.

After a long pause, Li Zhi raised his head: "Shen Yuan."

"What's wrong?"

"Well, how about, um, me, you..."

A series of words reveals the inner turmoil in the young girl's heart at this moment.

Li Zhi gently bit her lower lip: "Let's take it one step at a time and resolve the custody issue first."

Shen Yuan immediately sat on the bed and looked at Li Zhi with a serious expression.

"Please say."

Li Zhi nodded: "I've adopted Sangeng now too! That means I'm Sangeng's mom now!"

Shen Yuan tilted his head: ?

The pretty girl continued, "You've always kept them, so you're also Nao Nao's dad!"

Shen Yuan frowned: ?

"So now, I am both Nao Nao's mom and San Geng's mom, and you are both San Geng's dad and Nao Nao's dad."

"Then what are we?" Shen Yuan asked.

"They are their half-parents, existing only in name, based on the level of cat raising."

Shen Yuan blinked: ? ? ?

She seemed to say something, but also seemed to say nothing.

Just then, Nao Nao let out a cry.

Shen Yuan said, "Nao Nao said it didn't understand."

"It's okay, I understand anyway."

As Li Zhi spoke, he placed Nao Nao in Shen Yuan's arms: "Here, Nao Nao's dad, let me pet your new daughter!"

After saying this, Li Zhi turned around and went to find Sangeng.

"Genggeng, come to Mommy's arms!"

Shen Yuan looked at Nao Nao in his arms, the two staring at each other with wide eyes.

After a while, Shen Yuan said to Nao Nao, "Nao Nao, your mother has a new lover."

Kittens don't understand the complex relationships between humans, let alone the complicated feelings between childhood sweethearts.

Shen Yuan sat on the bed, looking at the two kittens that were already asleep, and unconsciously turned his head towards the window.

From the window, Shen Yuan could see whether the light in Li Zhi's room was on.

Shen Yuan glanced down at the time on his phone; it was already 11:40.

After unlocking his phone, Shen Yuan opened WeChat and then tapped on one of the pinned chats.

Looking at Li Zhi's cat avatar, Shen Yuan couldn't help but laugh.

Shen Yuan sent a knocking emoji.

Li Zhi quickly replied with a dragon image.

Drag him away and execute him.jpg

Shen Yuan typed his complaint.

Shen Yuan: "You just executed him like that? No chance to explain?"

Li Zhi: "What do you have to say? Are you asking me for some bedtime drink?"

The word "du" in "xiedu" is the essence of the word.

Shen Yuan was delighted and typed quickly.

Shen Yuan: "I've got something good to show you."

Shen Yuan quickly snapped a photo of the kittens sleeping together.

The two kittens have slept together since they were kittens, and they still do now that they're grown up.

Seeing the rows of exposed bellies, Li Zhi, who was also sitting on the bed, immediately softened her gaze.

They're all her kittens now.

That's great.

Just then, a new message from Shen Yuan popped up in the chat box.

Shen Yuan: "Isn't my kitten cute?"

Li Zhi: "Mine! Geng Geng and Nao Nao are both mine!"

Shen Yuan: "Hehe, mine, mine! I can sleep with them, can you?"

Li Zhi: "You idiot Shen Yuan, I'll bring them over another day! I'll let you experience the pain of being separated from your father!"

Shen Yuan: "That's perfect, you take it and you scoop the poop."

Li Zhi: "They bring it over during the day to poop, and then we pick it up at night to sleep."

Shen Yuan smiled upon seeing Li Zhi's message.

He said to the two little ones on the bed, "Hey, look at your mom! This is how your mom treats you! Isn't your dad better? Hmm?"

After speaking, Shen Yuan glanced at the time.

"It's time to go to bed."

After saying that, Shen Yuan sent a message to Li Zhi: "Going to sleep now, Mom, goodnight."

Li Zhi quickly returned as well.

Goodnight, Nao Nao's dad.

Shen Yuan looked at the message, edited it again, and sent it over.

Goodnight, Nao Nao's mom.

Li Zhi almost immediately retracted the previous message and sent a warning.

Li Zhi: "Withdraw!"

There's also a husky pointing at people emoji.

Boy, what is this?
Can't "Nao Nao's Mom" ​​and "Nao Nao's Dad" appear in the same chat box at the same time?

Similarly, "Mama at midnight" and "Dad at midnight" cannot appear in the dialog box at the same time.

Shen Yuan nodded, feeling that he understood something.

Then the message "Nao Nao's Mom" ​​was withdrawn.

Li Zhi then sent the previous message again.

I also withdrew the previous warning.

"Fucking arrogant."

After putting down his phone, Shen Yuan lay down to sleep.

Just before falling asleep, Shen Yuan placed his hand in the middle of the kitten.

"You guys think your dad's pretty shrewd, don't you?"

The kitten did not answer.

Next door, Li Zhi looked at the notification that the message had been retracted and touched her still slightly flushed face.

"Nao Nao's Mom," that's what I called her before, so why do I feel so ashamed this time?

Is it because we now have a "Nao Nao's Dad"?

But that's only based on the perspective of cat parenting.

"Forget it, I don't want to think about it anymore. It's all Shen Yuan's fault!"

"Shen Yuan, you idiot!"

Li Zhi tossed his phone aside and went to sleep.

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