In the future, Earth becomes a relic of the mythical era.

Chapter 104 Immortal Treasures and Jade Dates, Greed Knows No Bounds

The jujube tree had already borne several bunches of jujubes, not many, but there were at least a dozen or twenty.

Xie Lingxin reached out and picked a jujube. Looking at it, which was as clear and translucent as jade and as smooth and delicate as a gemstone, she couldn't resist putting it in her mouth.

It was just about to come to my lips when I stopped.

"Wangcai, haven't you been growing jujubes all this time? You must love eating jujubes, right? Here, have some first!"

You enjoy the good fortune first, and you bear the hardships!
Grandpa Mountain God didn't think that far ahead.

It had been craving this for so many years, and upon seeing the jade jujube tree, it had been drooling with desire.

If it hadn't remembered Xie Lingxin's methods, it would have pounced on her long ago.

Upon hearing this, how could he possibly hold back?

"Awooo~!"

With a single cry, the jade jujube in Xie Lingxin's hand vanished.

"Aww~! Hmm~"

Wangcai hugged his round belly, his face full of bliss, and he even hummed out a sound of comfort.

Master, you are truly the best master in the world! Awoo! Oh~
"Ha ha……"

Xie Lingxin smiled awkwardly and secretly observed Wangcai. After a while, seeing no problems, she didn't hesitate and picked one and put it in her mouth.

"Oh~~ Ah~~!"

The jujube melts in your mouth, becoming cool and refreshing, and goes down smoothly.

But then a warm, cozy feeling wafted out, enveloping the whole person from the inside out.

It's like... suddenly stepping from a scorching desert into a glacier that has never melted for millennia.

The intense pleasure immediately caused Xie Lingxin to let out an unbearable sound.

In that instant, he finally understood what it felt like to be "so good it felt like your soul left your body."

He really felt an itch on the top of his head, as if something was trying to break through it and rush out.

"Hiss~ Oh~~ Hah~~~!"

After a wave of exhilarating pleasure that felt like she was about to ascend to heaven, Xie Lingxin almost collapsed to the ground, just like Wangcai, clutching her stomach, too lazy to move.

For some reason, something seemed to be stirring within him, making him want to do something.

what to do?

Food, sex, these are human nature...

"Fuck!"

Xie Lingxin suddenly sat up.

Something is wrong, something is wrong.

"Squeak~"

"Squeak~ Hehehe~"

A howl of a monkey sounded, as if mocking them.

Is that damn monkey up to its old tricks again?
Take a look.

[Basic Concept: 1/1]

[Innate Mysterious Water Yin Thunder Diagram: 0.08/1]

[Summoning Spell: 1/1]

【Nine Peaks Style: 0.19/1】

【The Three-Five Evil-Slaying Sword: 1/1】

[Sex: 6.14/10 (↑2.41)]

【Life: 4.35/10】

"!"

What the hell?

One jujube, and my sexual function increased by almost 3 points?!

An overwhelming sense of joy welled up within me, and as I looked at the jade jujube tree, it transformed into a surging greed.

Without the slightest hesitation, he reached out with lightning speed, picked another one, and popped it into his mouth.

"Oh~~ Ah~~!"

After groaning in pleasure again, he glanced at it once more.

[Sex: 8.29/10 (↑2.15)]

It wasn't as many as the first time, but it was still quite frightening.

The greed in my heart did not diminish in the slightest; on the contrary, it became even more intense.

This time, he simply reached out and picked a handful.

"Ouch~!"

Wangcai, who was standing nearby, seemed to panic when he saw this. Before he could stop Xie Lingxin, she had already stuffed it into her mouth.

"Oh oh oh~~ Ahhh!!!"

[Sex: 9.99/10 (↑1.70)]

Like a bucket of cold water being poured over her head, Xie Lingxin snapped out of that intense pleasure.

My heart is ice-cold.

For no other reason than that a single jade date, which is supposed to increase sexual cultivation progress by at least two points, was stuffed into my head with at least four or five dates, yet it only increased by less than two points.

My tendency to hoard money is acting up, causing me excruciating pain.

"Awooo~! Awooo!"

Master! Your consciousness is not firm, and your desires are not subdued. How dare you eat so many jade dates! Ouch! This is going to kill you!

"Ok?"

Xie Lingxin suppressed the pain and turmoil in her heart.

"What do you mean?"

"Ow!"

Wangcai gestured and howled.

These jade dates are a divine tonic! Even a true cultivator who has attained enlightenment would feel as if they were floating on air and ascending to a celestial palace after eating just one!

Master, with your cultivation level, how dare you eat so much at once! Ouch! Oh no, oh no!
"Squeak~ Hehehe~!"

Faint bursts of ape howls and shrill laughter echoed from the depths of my heart.

The noise kept him restless and irritable.

Without even looking, Xie Lingxin knew that it was definitely because she had taken drugs recklessly that the monkey had taken advantage of her again!

The first time I tried Ganlu, it was the same. This time, the jujubes are even more effective than Ganlu!
"You keep watch for me."

Xie Lingxin said something to Wangcai, then immediately assumed the posture of facing the sky with her five hearts facing upwards, and sank her mind into her sea of ​​consciousness.

"Boom!"

The moment the consciousness opened its eyes in the spiritual realm, thunder roared.

Layers of dark clouds covered the sky, obscuring the sun and moon.

The black water surged and the giant waves roared and raged.

The waves crashed onto Kanyuan Mountain, creating towering waves that gradually submerged and destroyed the mountain.

Hehehe~!

Despite the raging floods on Kanyuan Mountain, the monkey continued to leap and bound, emitting bursts of triumphant laughter.

"You mischievous monkey!"

Xie Lingxin was furious. The iron chains of Tantalum Mountain that she had visualized shot out with a clatter, binding her mind monkey.

"Zhizhi——!"

The monkey was enraged, struggling and seemingly cursing.

Its strength was astonishing; Xie Lingxin almost couldn't hold on to it.

The thought arose, and a thunderclap boomed, unleashing a trail of bluish-black lightning. "Crack!"

"Squeak!"

The monkey screamed and howled from the electric shock, but its ferocity did not diminish; instead, it grew even more intense.

It was as if he was angrily cursing Xie Lingxin for being useless, and for taking his anger out on her because he was incompetent.

"Humph!"

Dare you talk back?

I'll electrocute you!
"Boom!"

“Crackle!”

"Squeak!"

The dark lightning kept flashing, and after an unknown amount of time, the Mind Monkey, who had been beaten to the point of near death, finally calmed down and lay on the spot, panting heavily.

Xie Lingxin then stopped.

Looking around, beyond the Lingtai, the waves still surged and crashed against Kanyuan Mountain.

Frowning slightly, eyes half-closed, mind focused, one contemplates the rotation of the sun and moon.

The dark clouds gradually dispersed.

But the raging, out-of-control black water continues to wreak havoc.

That feeling of irritability and restlessness was only slightly suppressed, not completely eliminated.

I feel that things can't continue like this.

Collect your thoughts and open your eyes.

Grandpa Mountain God was very dutiful, lying down to the side without slacking off.

He poked its fat rear end: "Wangcai, dig up the jujube tree."

"Ouch!"

Wangcai let out a howl and pounced on the jujube tree.

It had been waiting to hear this for a long time.

Transplanting it into the Jade Jujube Cave will allow me to tend to this jade jujube tree every day. How wonderful!
"Date pits bring wealth, mountain gods lend money, blessings are repaid in the underworld, life is lent in the mortal world, whether it's money or life, don't be surprised if something seems strange!"

"receive!"

Xie Lingxin held up the pottery jar, facing the jade jujube tree that Wangcai had just dug up, and muttered incantations.

With a "whoosh," it sucked the jujube tree inside.

"Good baby, good baby!"

Xie Lingxin held the pottery jar, overjoyed and reluctant to put it down.

His eyes gleamed with intense greed.

Xie Lingxin realized that her mindset was not right, but there was nothing she could do about it for the time being.

Therefore, we need to leave the domain first and go out to find a solution.

But I should stay at least one more day and find some more spiritual plants... otherwise it would be a waste of the opportunity.

If we miss today, this Black Mountain might not be so easy to conquer.

Greed...

"Wangcai, this incantation isn't the original, is it?"

Xie Lingxin looked at Wangcai suspiciously.

How could a celestial master create such a spell?

It was lying to one side, its rear end sticking out, its tongue lolling out, panting heavily.

As a mountain god, it does not increase its physical strength.

With his divine path severed, he could barely use even a fraction of his supernatural powers.

It's practically useless.

Fortunately, the Mountain God Grandpa not only has a fat and round butt, but also a white, fluffy tiger head.

Even though I haven't had a chance to play a couple of rounds, it still feels pretty good.

Xie Lingxin decided to tolerate it for now.

"Awooo!"

Master, I spent decades refining this treasure with great difficulty. Fearing it would be stolen, I spent another decades refining the incantation. It's very useful!
It's useful, but it's also too...

Never mind, as long as it works, that's fine.

"Let's go!"

Having unearthed the treasure tree, he had no desire to linger any longer.

I have a growing sense of danger, like there's a knife hanging over my head that could fall at any moment.

"rustle……"

One man and one dog, walking through the deep forest, treading on thick layers of fallen leaves.

The sound it made was a bit eerie.

"Wangcai, do you even know how to plant a tree? Let me tell you, if you ruin the tree, I'll stew you!"

Wangcai rolled his eyes.

The new owner isn't really that bad, except he likes to stew his grandfather all the time.

"Awooo!"

Master, I am the Mountain God! The Mountain God! When it comes to planting trees and herbs, even the Earth God can't compare to me!
"Huh? Such a big mouth?"

Xie Lingxin asked incredulously, "Then why can't you grow jade dates?"

"Awooo! Awooo~"

That old bastard is a scoundrel! He eats a date and doesn't even leave the pit behind, sucking out all the spiritual essence inside!
"Awooo!"

If Grandpa Benshan had known earlier that he was up to no good, he wouldn't have wasted so much effort.
Master, I am a god born to control plagues! It's not just humans who suffer from plagues; all living beings in the world are subject to birth, aging, sickness, and death!
"Awooo!"

Birth, aging, sickness, and death are all within the control of this mountain god. Although I cannot say that life and death are determined by me, it is as easy as turning my hand to make them live well!
Xie Lingxin could tell from its appearance that it didn't seem to be lying.

So, this thing is pretty powerful.

Even the jujube pits that Song Dingbo dried out could still be used to grow trees.

Looking back now, the jujube grove outside the mountain god temple, and the jade-like jujube tree at the temple entrance, were most likely planted by it.

"Hey, Wangcai, if I give you more spiritual plants, can you make them grow in the Jade Date Cave?"

"Ouch!"

Don't worry, Master! As long as there's one plant, I can grow ten or even a hundred more!

"You're not trying to fool me, are you?"

"Awoo~!"

It's that...it'll cost a bit...

A murderous glint appeared between Xie Lingxin's brows: "What do you mean by 'spend'? How much?"

"Awooo..."

Master, that old bastard also said that Jade Date Grotto needs spiritual energy to nourish it. Existence and non-existence give rise to each other; this is the natural order.

Oh, then that's acceptable.

The problem is... spiritual essence is fine, but spiritual essence beads are a bit of a luxury for me.

Never mind, there's always a way.

Refining it into nectar consumes spiritual energy too quickly, and I can't supply it myself.

With this earthenware jar, I can take any number of spiritual plants I find with me, which is much more convenient.

"what?"

As they were talking, Xie Lingxin discovered another spiritual plant she had never seen before...

(End of this chapter)