I am a demonic cultivator, not a capitalist with a conscience.
Chapter 651 Why Didn't You Die for Your Opposition?
Chapter 651 Why Didn't You Die for Your Opposition? (16)
Jiang Qiao kept her word and started working overtime after making the decision, using her off-get off work hours to fix various remaining issues in "Journey to the Abyss".
As of today's update, "Journey to the Abyss" has begun to show some problems. Some previous events have also infused it with some less-than-ideal spells, creating loopholes.
Adhering to the idea that "as long as it works, it's a feature," Chen Yu did not specifically deal with these problems. After all, dealing with them would be a thankless task and might even cause the dream to collapse.
But now, Jiang Qiao seems to be possessed, or as if she has been possessed by a wild spirit. She is frantically perfecting the dream and fixing its flaws, and she looks extremely fanatical.
"Jiang Qiao, you didn't have to do this... Jiang Qiao, can you hear me?"
"President Chen, please don't make a fuss, I'm working overtime," Jiang Qiao said seriously. "If you have time, please help me schedule a sterilization surgery, and then have a small incinerator prosthesis implanted at the end of my small intestine. This will save a lot of time and make it easier for me to contribute to the company."
Provoked by Jiang Qiao's serious expression, Chen Yu originally wanted to slap her to wake her up, but then he was surprised to find that she wasn't sick.
She is serious!
As Chen Yu walked out of the office close to the wall, he felt that Jiang Qiao in front of him had become the witch in "Left 4 Dead," and that he would startle her if he was not careful.
It took him half an hour to walk such a short distance.
He slipped to the door and decisively rushed out with Xiao Hei. Just as he was about to escape, he saw Luo Tong standing at the door.
Looking at the other person warily, Chen Yu took a step back and asked seriously, "Luo Tong, what are you doing here? Do you want to work overtime too?"
"No, Mr. Chen, I'm here to report to you on my work."
"Shh, keep your voice down."
Chen Yu glanced back at Jiang Qiao, who was working diligently in the office, then carefully closed the door and gestured for Luo Tong to come downstairs.
He breathed a sigh of relief only after they arrived safely at the door. Then he said to Luo Tong, "Be careful. I feel like Jiang Qiao is possessed by something unclean. You should go find Lian Qu and the others and see if they can perform a shamanistic exorcism."
"I understand," Luo Tong replied with a smile. "But before that, please sign this first."
"what is this?"
"A new employee handbook. This is a collective decision made by the factory staff. You just need to leave your name here."
Instead of signing directly, Chen Yu carefully read the manual, and the first sentence shocked him.
[Feasibility report on the collective suicide of workers.]
[Our physical bodies are weak and frail, but General Chen lives on. To repay General Chen's kindness, we have decided to relinquish ownership of our physical bodies and extensively graft various prosthetics and new organs into them.]
New employees are required to apply for loans themselves and undergo twenty-two onboarding procedures, including but not limited to activated and self-destructible venom sacs, which can be easily destroyed upon dismissal to avoid causing trouble for the factory.
[Extra glands allow employees to work long, efficient overtime hours.]
[The second brain needs to continuously sing praises of President Chen's kindness and express gratitude for his unparalleled glory, 24 hours a day.]
……
Every single one of them was enough to make one's pupils dizzy with shock, and the second brain directly crossed Chen Yu's bottom line.
Therefore, Chen Yu firmly stated, "No. Besides, Luo Tong, don't you realize there's something wrong with you right now?"
"I feel perfectly clear-headed right now," Luo Tong said firmly. "Everything here is from the bottom of our hearts, and there are signatures from all the employees at the back. This is Glasses, this is the short guy, this is Zhao Ting, this is the tall and thin guy, this is Master Gong, this is Master Gong's dog..."
"Hold on, I've received your feedback. Now I need to discuss this with my left and right hands. Go back and wait for my notification. I'll let you know the result via mobile phone later."
"Thank you, Mr. Chen. Can I contact you again in five minutes?"
"……Can."
Chen Yu shoved Xiao Hei into his arms and turned to run, knowing that the other party definitely wouldn't be able to catch him in five minutes.
Although he wasn't quite sure what had happened, finding Teacher Zhao at this time was definitely the right thing to do. Running all the way to the school, Chen Yu immediately saw Wang Chuyun leaning against the school gate, gazing forlornly into the distance, occasionally kicking a pebble beside her.
Beside her, the evil god looked helpless. Upon seeing Chen Yu approaching, he silently waved his hand and mouthed, "(Don't come any closer, get out of here.)"
"If you tell me to leave and I just leave, wouldn't I lose face? Besides, how dare a mere evil god give orders? Be careful, or I'll blast you to smithereens!"
"I'm trying to save you! Forget it, you bitch, you're not worth saving! Come here and die!"
Chen Yu spat at the evil god once, and was about to greet Wang Chuyun when he saw her eyes light up and she jogged over.
"Chen Yu, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Please sign this."
"You're here too? You're thinking of getting employment contracts too?"
"No, it's an application."
"...What application?"
"Organ donation application form".
"That scared me to death! I thought it was some other application... Wait, an organ?"
Wang Chuyun looked at Chen Yu shyly and said in a low voice, "You've helped me so much, but besides liking you a lot, I haven't done anything else in return. Thinking about it, it's kind of shameful. I originally wanted to repay you with my body, but I have neither a good figure nor good looks, so you definitely wouldn't be interested, Chen Yu. After thinking it over, I can only donate some organs to you. If you don't mind, please accept them."
Chen Yu looked at Wang Chuyun's flushed face, then at the application in his hand, and then at the evil god who was standing with his arms crossed and sneering. He felt that he couldn't keep up with Wang Chuyun's train of thought.
My friend's idea is a bit too heavy-handed.
Chen Yu glanced at the evil god and said, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."
"It's good to know."
"I've decided to treat you as a person for the next fifteen minutes."
"Fifteen minutes is too short! It should be at least thirty minutes!"
"Stop talking nonsense and help me find Teacher Zhao."
"On the third floor of the teaching building, I just saw him hanging the principal up and beating him."
"What kind of time is this to be doing this?"
Rushing towards the teaching building, Chen Yu ran halfway before turning back to hoist Wang Chuyun up by the waist and then rushed to the third floor.
Wang Chuyun doesn't seem to be in a good state right now. I'm a little worried about leaving her alone, so I'd better take her with me.
Wang Chuyun, who was being carried on her back, asked with a sweet smile, "Are we going to the hospital?"
Then, she drew a beautiful arc in the air with both hands and continued to ask, "Do you like it here?"
"...Evil god, control your own children!"
"I advised you!"
"Then why didn't you die trying to persuade them to the death?"
My biggest mistake was trying to save you, you bitch!
It seems I've run into some censorship issues lately; I can't post several chapters.
I'll make some adjustments and try to revise as many chapters as possible.
(End of this chapter)
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