I am a demonic cultivator, not a capitalist with a conscience.

Chapter 610 We need to find an outsourcing company

Chapter 610 We need to find an outsourcing company (26)

After confirming that Chen Yu was going to smear Puhui Bodhisattva, Zhuge Xingjun's goodwill towards Chen Yu began to soar.

After checking his own affinity towards Chen Yu, he patted Chen Yu on the shoulder and said seriously, "I've upgraded your Blessing skill. Now your title skill is level 2."

Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then felt that his title [Friend of the Star Lord] had indeed gained something, and felt that it had become more powerful.

The "Knowledge is Power" ability, which was originally activated only upon contact, can now be triggered by throwing, giving your Featherless Arrows an epic boost.

At this moment, Chen Yu felt like he was building a roguelike game, finally making up for his missing ranged attack, which made him want to put his hands on his hips in a gesture of relief.

After showing off for a moment, he looked at Zhuge Xingjun and asked, "Teacher Zhuge, why did you suddenly help me upgrade my title level? I thought I had to hold a ceremony to upgrade."

"No, a certain level of goodwill is also acceptable. Just now, our shared dislike for Pu Hui resonated with each other, increasing our goodwill and consequently raising our skill level."

"That's great! I'll go and increase my favorability with Lord Huode when I have time."

"...Don't say this in front of me, I can't stand hearing it. But you have your own plans, and I respect your choice."

"...What kind of incompetent star lord are you? Stop with that look of enduring humiliation for the sake of your career."

After controlling his emotions, Zhuge Xingjun asked, "Since you've decided to smear Puhui Bodhisattva, I will definitely give you my full support. How do you plan to do it? Are you having players play as flies and search through cesspools to find His body parts?"

Staring at Zhuge Xingjun in astonishment, Chen Yu asked incredulously, "What's so fun about this kind of dream? What's so interesting about being drenched in sweat?"

"Anyway, I'll play it, and many cultivators who have been suppressed by Bodhisattva Puhui will also play it. If you don't do it, I will, even if it costs me money, I will make this dream popular."

Looking at the disgruntled Zhuge Xingjun, Chen Yu felt that the other party must have some grudge against Pu Hui, otherwise he wouldn't be so agitated.

However, one of them is a well-known star lord of the Daoist sect, and the other has hundreds of thousands of cultivators participating in the prayer conference.

One is a well-known Buddhist-like star deity, with countless legends surrounding him; it would be strange if he didn't have any conflicts with other deities.

Telling Zhuge Xingjun to calm down, Chen Yu said, "Do you know what the highest level of being a black person is? It's having a father."

"It seems you've added something incredible."

"Don't worry about the details."

After thinking for a while, Zhuge Xingjun said, "Tell me what the other party has done?"

"That's right, that's it. Spreading rumors is the lowest form of smear campaign. The bigger the target, the less effective it is. Once others realize what's happening, it can backfire."

"I see."

After understanding Chen Yu's thinking, Zhuge Xingjun said, "I understand. I will collect some of the evil deeds of Buddhist cultivators later, and I guarantee that each one will be worse than the last."

"No, we don't need to use well-known examples. Those examples are often patched up countless times, and their explanations of those cases are far more extensive than ours. You can't beat an idiot on a question that is obviously idiotic."

Nodding, Zhuge Xingjun noticed that Chen Yu could be quite dark-skinned at times.

However, only by knowing the dark side can one guard the white side. Chen Yu could have gone down a dark path, but he chose to adopt a method that made everyone rich together. He truly deserves to be called the benevolent and righteous star lord's backup plan.

After understanding Chen Yu's meaning, Zhuge Xingjun said, "I understand. I'll go find some lesser-known Buddhist cultivators right now; there are definitely plenty of them."

"Ok."

Half a day later, Zhuge Xingjun sent over a large number of related stories.

Using his spell to highlight the key points, Chen Yu reviewed the important content and discovered that the Buddhist cultivators had quite a few peculiarities. He had thought the thought processes of the cultivators in the Longevity Continent were already a maze, but it turned out that the thought processes of the cultivators in the Rebirth Continent were even more of a three-dimensional maze.

They have double standards, like to whitewash the truth, deny their wrongdoings, and offer a bunch of explanations when they are caught.

They use whatever concept is convenient, like cause and effect, destiny, the path of enlightenment, or the Buddha's heart, as long as it makes them feel at ease.

If it were in a past life, it wouldn't matter if the other person was a bit eccentric.

But now, thanks to the extraordinary wisdom of the Bodhisattva of Universal Benefit, these bizarre behaviors have actually become somewhat useful.

Chen Yu had to stop after watching for half an hour, feeling as if the wrinkles in his brain were being smoothed out and his intelligence was showing signs of continuous decline.

Although he knew that a large number of isolated cases could not become the norm, he still couldn't help but sigh, "What a cancer!"

“Right?” Zhuge Xingjun pulled Chen Yu along, as excited as if he had found a kindred spirit. “I knew you could understand. This Puhui is really a cancer.”

"Moreover, He advocates not engaging in production and not wasting money, but saving the extra money to make golden statues of Bodhisattvas. He is truly shameless!"

"That's right, it's shameless!"

Chen Yu and Zhuge Xingjun cursed Puhui Bodhisattva for a while, venting their anger, and then began to prepare to create the related dream.

Although Chen Yu's requirement is that the person be mentally challenged, they cannot be extremely mentally challenged.

The term "mentally retarded" here is more like an exaggeration of so-called "wisdom," making the way things are handled even more absurd, yet upon closer examination, it seems to have its own logic.

Moreover, since this market is in the Rebirth State, we need to make some arrangements for Buddhist cultivators and do things that suit their preferences.

Following this logic, Chen Yu's ideas gradually became clearer.

He bit his pen, organizing his thoughts as he muttered to himself.

"This dream needs to be somewhat topical, and it's best to present it in a series of levels, so that each level can be arranged with a bizarre little scene that will give people a shockingly absurd experience."

"The solution must be outrageous, and after it's resolved, people must feel enlightened and unconsciously accept that idiotic premise, thereby severely corrupting the image of the Bodhisattva of Universal Benefit."

"Add some redemption methods, allowing players to exchange points earned from completing levels for rewards."

After thinking for a while, Chen Yu realized that he could harvest a wave of negative emotions here, making his life easier later.

Moreover, since he was harvesting the negative emotions of Buddhist cultivators, Chen Yu didn't need to hide anything and could just act like a complete idiot.

Thinking it over, Chen Yu realized that this was still a good opportunity to infiltrate the State of Rebirth and let the other side understand his capabilities.

If Pu Hui is the mastermind, then he deserves his punishment; if not, then he deserves it—who told his follower Cao Zhen to provoke me?

However, once the idea and direction were established, shortcomings in productivity became apparent.

He then had to find a way to go crazy and improve his art skills, so he couldn't do the productivity work himself and had to outsource it.

If you want to outsource, then contact the Dream Makers Association in Wenchang City.

 I'm still feeling a bit off today, so I can only manage three updates. I'll be back to normal tomorrow. Sorry.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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