I am a demonic cultivator, not a capitalist with a conscience.

Chapter 366 You're here to trick me, aren't you? (66)

Although he had made a work plan, Chen Yu was still somewhat uneasy.

Even after entering the Sky Elevator, he still stared nervously into the distance, feeling like he hadn't done something right.

These days, the little devils are cunning and treacherous, impossible to guard against. They appear innocent and kind when they first come out, but afterwards, they betray you with increasing ruthlessness.

However, he still told his friends and elders in advance about his plan to go to the upper realm, and asked them what gifts they wanted so that he could buy them for them.

Soon, messages from friends arrived.

Wang Chuyun: [Beware of score scams! Anyone claiming they can guarantee you admission to one of the 72 top universities is a fraud! Oh, and remember to call me for tutoring when you get back.]

Dao Lingyun: [Beware of the scammers above. Anyone claiming they can help you reincarnate painlessly and even add twenty morality points is a scammer.]

Teacher Zhao: [This is a fraud prevention guide I wrote. Please read it before you go over.]

Bai Yanbing: [These are one hundred methods I wrote on how to correctly report an emergency in the Upper Realm. Please read them before going there.]

Ma Daqiang: [Godfather, come back alive.]

Liu Qing: [This is the last time, please call me class monitor one more time. I'm afraid I won't hear your beautiful voice again.]

Lu Ziqi: [Chen Yu, are you really that desperate?]

Jin Cheng: [I don't know what to say, just that everyone's safe and sound. Let's tighten screws together when we get back!]

……

After reading through a lot of information, Chen Yu asked Meng Lingyi beside him in confusion, "Is the Upper Realm really that scary?"

Meng Lingyi thought for a moment: "Well, they don't cheat poor people there, do they?"

"Something doesn't sound right here!"

"It's a very complicated place. You can feel like you're in paradise there, or you can suffer like you're in the underworld. No, it's more like the underworld. Anyway, the underworld isn't that scary."

"That sounds even scarier."

"But like I said, if you have money, it will definitely be very comfortable there, and if you have magic power, you will be a superior person. By the way, because you are still within the area lock, there are many things you can't buy. But the Dream Star Lord covers most of the expenses, so don't worry."

"That's it."

Although I wanted to hear more about the situation in the upper realm, the Sky Elevator was already ready to start.

The Sky Elevator has the word "elevator" in its name, but Chen Yu felt it was more like a vertically ascending and descending shuttle.

It can accommodate thousands of people at the same time, and according to regulations, only standing tickets are available inside, but the operator still sold tickets at three different price levels.

Standing tickets require you to stand for the entire journey. People who are not physically strong are easily shaken by the impact of the rise and fall and may suffer leg fractures. However, the cost of treating the legs is not as high as the price difference, so many people will take painkillers in advance before boarding the train.

These passengers immediately showed off their unique skills, striking the most impressive horse stances and then crying out the most pitifully when they arrived at their destinations.

Second class seats are much more comfortable.

The operator will provide an extra chair with a shock-absorbing array that evenly distributes the impact of rises and falls, and also acts as a gentle massage, giving passengers a tender feeling like they've encountered love.

First class is even more comfortable.

They need to buy two standing tickets and then hire a bodybuilder provided by the operator.

These professional bodybuilders act as human chairs, absorbing all the impact of rising and falling, ensuring that even an ordinary person can sit comfortably without worrying about anything.

Sitting in a second-class seat, Chen Yu looked at the first-class seats in front of him and the standing tickets behind him, and once again witnessed the unevenness of this world.

There are so many ways to play with just an elevator; I wonder what will happen next.

Seeing Chen Yu in a daze, Meng Lingyi smiled and said, "That's nothing. Actually, there are also standing tickets here."

"You can sell tickets just for hanging them up! Like the kind that's hung outside?"

"It's the 'hanged' one." "Huh?"

"They would poison themselves to near death beforehand, then be stuffed into a cabinet for preservation, and then be woken up when they arrived."

What if he doesn't wake up?

"Those who have purchased insurance can seek resurrection from the Yellow Springs God; otherwise, they're discarded."

"……what?"

"Alright, I'm going to rest in your Human Emperor Flag for a while. Remember to turn off your phone during the flight."

Since Meng Lingyi's primordial spirit didn't need a ticket, she directly entered Chen Yu's Emperor's Banner and rested inside.

A few minutes later, the elevator started moving.

The array on the chair began to activate, but Chen Yu still felt a powerful pressure coming down on him, making it difficult for him to breathe.

The situation was even worse for those with standing tickets. Passengers who were in a horse stance kept collapsing, their screams filling the air, making Chen Yu desperately want a pair of headphones.

But after seeing that renting a pair of headphones for 20 minutes cost 3,800 yuan, he felt that the sound wasn't so bad after all.

He likes to spend money, but he doesn't just spend it recklessly.

However, the others clearly did not have such strong resistance.

After listening to the screams for a while, they couldn't help but start buying headphones with built-in soundproofing, which made Chen Yu suspect that standing tickets were also part of the first-class and second-class service.

Capital will do anything to make money.

The Sky Elevator is extremely fast.

Five minutes later, it detached from the land and entered the void.

Ten minutes later, Chen Yu felt a sense of weightlessness, but he was bound by the formation and would not float away.

Meanwhile, the standing passengers behind them had already fallen into a coma, foaming at the mouth and floating above them, and the announcement conveniently began selling blindfolds and umbrellas.

Damn it, standing tickets are indeed part of your service!

No wonder they wouldn't let me bring anything except clothes and my phone before I entered the country; so that's what they were waiting for!
Chen Yu closed his eyes and tried not to look at anything, but he could still feel the unconscious passengers flying around above him, like earthbound spirits.

The elevator operator only came out to act when they were almost at the upper realm.

She first walked around twice, selling melon seeds, cigarettes, and bottled water, then sold earplugs and nose plugs, before picking up a stick to urge the standing passengers to the back and announcing that it was time to go to her stop.

The elevator began to slow down, and the feeling of weightlessness subsided. Chen Yu finally felt the return of gravity, which relieved him.

This elevator is so bizarre, I really don't know who came up with the idea.

However, as he stepped out of the elevator and walked towards the upper realm, he still felt a profound sense of awe.

As expected of a world created by seventy-two universities contributing their own blessed lands, it is truly extraordinary.

Even the dust here carries a spiritual aura, and the white clouds drifting across the blue sky seem to exude the essence of Tao. Breathing here feels like chewing on spiritual energy. In comparison, the air in my own office seems rather ordinary.

Just as he was about to take a few more breaths, Meng Lingyi's voice rang out at the right moment: "The entry package I arranged for you only gives you a breathing allowance of one hundred breaths. Once you've used them all, you'll have to..."

"Is buying it at a higher price the only option?"

"No, there's a zone lock; you can only die. Don't worry, I'll help you bring your body back."

Looking at the serious Meng Lingyi, Chen Yu began to suspect that the other party was there to set him up.

　Sorry it's late today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)