I am a demonic cultivator, not a capitalist with a conscience.

Chapter 315 The Fish Have Taken the Bait (66)

"I wonder how many mushrooms this anonymous author ate to come up with this dream. But I must say, it's quite interesting."

The first patient made Li Cheng burst into laughter, making her realize that she hadn't laughed in a long time.

Lately, her smiles have all been forced out by the blessing of the God of Bliss. Genuine smiles seem to be becoming increasingly rare, so rare that she has almost forgotten when the last time she smiled was.

With a sigh, she continued to follow Xiao Yi's instructions into the dream world and soon unlocked a new patient.

Although Zhao Ting had mentioned this patient before, she still couldn't help but burst into laughter when she saw the patient with two buttocks but no head walk in.

Not only her, but Xiao Yi also burst into laughter, pointing at the patient and saying, "Hey patient, please don't put your butt on your head. Wait, which side is your head?"

"Hahahaha!"

After laughing, Li Cheng felt that this anonymous person was a genius.

It's been so long since anything has made me laugh this happily.

The first level was easy and simple. After learning the uses of various buildings, Li Cheng quickly adapted to the rhythm of the dream and then immersed himself in the joy of building the hospital.

Simulation management has always been her favorite genre, and the hospital theme happens to fit her work perfectly, which makes her feel very immersed in it.

The style of "The Haunted Hospital" is more lighthearted. Although many of the treatment methods are outrageous, they feel quite plausible, making it quite fun to play.

What she found even more interesting was the endless stream of patients.

Many patients need the same consultation room, but the treatment methods are different. This means that once a consultation room is built, patients can watch the treatment methods. The various bizarre treatment methods are endlessly fascinating.

Patients with "peach blossom luck" will be passively transformed into peach blossoms. The treatment involves hiring a carpenter to process the materials. If the treatment is successful, they will return to normal. If the treatment fails, they can only be planted outside as peach trees.

Those with catgirl syndrome have a 50% chance of turning into a cat and a 50% chance of becoming very feminine.

If the treatment is successful, you will become a real catgirl, speaking with a "meow~" at the end; if it fails, you will be both a cat and a girl, walking with a cat-like gait.

The most difficult disease to treat in its early stages is the period of great fortune.

After this disease is cured, the patient's luck will become exceptionally good. They will win the lottery when they go out and then donate half of the money to the hospital, instantly becoming financially free. They can buy whatever they want and kill whoever they want with their treatment.

If it fails, after leaving the house, the Universiade, laden with steel coils, will thunderously run over the patient, delivering a devastating blow.

These patients, after being run over, do not become ghosts; judging from the description of their condition, they went to another world.

One symptom after another appeared, and Li Cheng laughed as she watched.

Xiao Yi, who is standing next to him, is also a fun character.

Her prototype is Bai Buyu. When Chen Yu was creating this character, he fully brought out Bai Buyu's talkative nature, and her little mouth never stopped talking:
"Please do not let the patient die in the corridor."

"Please pack up your own ashes and take them with you, but please leave the relics and gold teeth inside."

"Corpses are combustible waste."

"I don't want to be too rude, but Aquaman syndrome and love-induced brain poisoning are reproductively isolated; you two won't end up well!"

"It is illegal to assault a doctor without permission."

"Death is not a legitimate means of payment."

“Patients who are dying should leave the hospital immediately and go to the neighboring rival hospital. Our legal counsel will be there for you throughout the process.”

"The city's employment rate has increased significantly because our hospitals have contributed a large number of ghost cultivators."

Because of Xiao Yi's presence, Li Nan would not finish some levels even after meeting the completion requirements. Instead, he would sit next to Xiao Yi and listen to her broadcasts, laughing at each sentence.

After finishing the first four levels, Li Cheng wanted to continue, but suddenly noticed that his indicator started vibrating.

Impatiently leaving the dream, she was about to complain when she noticed that the indicator on her arm had turned completely green. This indicator showed her Dao heart's capacity to withstand negative emotions; when the expected capacity reached its limit, the indicator would issue a warning, reminding her that she needed to rest.

Green signifies that all the gloom in her heart has been cleared away, and she is now full of mental energy, stronger than ever before.

Looking at her own indicator and then at Zhao Ting's indicator next to her, Li Cheng noticed that Zhao Ting's was also full.

Touching her chest, Li Cheng realized that her resentment had disappeared without her noticing, and her attitude towards the hospital leaders seemed to have softened. She felt that they weren't so stupid after all.

Leaving the lounge, she felt that she could naturally smile without the blessing of the God of Bliss.

This time, she worked for a full twenty-one hours.

Her long working hours and overtime made her the longest working day among all others, and also caught the attention of the dean as a rising star.

The overtime bonus that day made her beam with joy, and the good mood from receiving the bonus made her work an extra hour until she could no longer smile before going to the break room and continuing to play "The Haunted Hospital".

But when she entered the fifth level, she realized something was wrong.

The disruption of the spiritual energy tides drastically increases the difficulty of dreams. After a patient dies, there is a high probability that they will become an evil spirit and begin to harass and bully other patients, eventually turning those patients into evil spirits as well.

After a chain reaction, her hospital turned into a haunted prison, filled with resentment that began to spread towards the town.

Before long, the entire town turned into a ghost town, and this wave even began to spread to the city and the state, until the whole world was dyed red and fell into the hands of evil spirits.

Beside Li Nan, Xiao Yi, now a ghost, checked the time and said, "Three days! We destroyed this world in just three days! Go and recommend this to your vengeful friends, and let them join in destroying the world!"

"Don't try to make me laugh at a time like this, or you'll ruin all my good karma!"

"It's alright, cyber merit doesn't count as merit. I have a wooden fish here, feel free to strike it."

"puff……"

Although he destroyed the world, Xiao Yi's actions were actually quite funny.

Looking regretfully at the world before him, Li Nan said, "There's no other way. The later levels are too difficult. I'll just play the first four."

"Okay, but is this really a good idea?"

"Ok?"

Xiao Yi looked into the distance with melancholy: "Life is a one-way journey. I can indeed help you reset, but is it really okay to just give up on what comes next?"

"This one……"

"There will be more interesting symptoms later on, and I'll be able to talk to you about even more interesting things. You could have seen much more in the future, but you're stopping here now. Is that really what you wanted?"

"I……"

"And if you don't give up now, you can unlock new buildings and diseases. I can also help you out a little, so you'll have an epic-level doctor right from the start."

"Let me think about it……"

"three two……"

"Stop counting down, I'll keep going!"

Reluctantly reopening the level, Li Nan quickly became immersed in it, continuing her journey of suffering.

As she endured her hardships, Chen Yu, far away in Tianyuan, smiled with satisfaction.

The fish have finally taken the bait.

The days of unsustainable exploitation have finally arrived.

(End of this chapter)