I am a demonic cultivator, not a capitalist with a conscience.

Chapter 299 Come on, let's see a doctor! (26)

Now that he knew he was a doctor, Chen Yu had no choice but to accept that identity.

Looking at the person in front of him, Chen Yu asked, "Where do you feel unwell?"

The cultivator opposite did not answer directly, but instead showed Chen Yu his semi-transparent arm, looked at him and smiled, and said, "Shouldn't you ask me first if I'm a human or a ghost?"

Before Chen Yu could reply, the other person sighed and said, "I have great respect for the medical profession, but your behavior has really given doctors a bad name. Which university did you graduate from?"

"I'm a high school student."

The other person's eyes immediately turned contemptuous: "A high school student becoming a doctor... The medical profession requires a high level of education. A single treatment you give could cause us enormous harm, so why are you being so careless?"

Chen Yu stared dumbfounded at the ghost cultivator in front of him, and asked in bewilderment, "This is too realistic!"

"What are you talking about? Come on, let me take your pulse first."

Looking at the other person's semi-transparent wrist, Chen Yu tried hard to recall the contents of the "Ksitigarbha Sutra" and then began to search for the other person's magical power circulation node.

Most ghost cultivators have already abandoned their physical bodies, and almost all of their internal systems have been lost, leaving only the mana circulation system and spiritual roots.

Both of these exist between the real and the illusory, thus they can be integrated into the primordial spirit, which is the foundation of ghost cultivation.

However, if someone, like Wang Chuyun's sister, has a problem with the magic power circulation system, then even the Yellow Springs Star Lord cannot bring them back.

Some illnesses may even affect reincarnation, and one may not be able to get rid of them even after reincarnation.

Therefore, ghost cultivators rarely get sick, but their entire lives are filled with serious illnesses.

Despite Chen Yu's unfamiliarity with the operation, the ghost cultivator in front of him was not in a hurry. He just stared at the clock on the wall and even hummed a song.

Ten minutes later, Chen Yu finished his examination and was about to announce his results when the ghost cultivator in front of him raised his hand and said, "No need to say anything, I've already missed the best time for treatment. Remember, I died because of you."

No sooner had he finished speaking than the other party exploded right in front of Chen Yu. A gust of cold wind blew up the furnishings in the room, knocking the calendar off the table to the ground, but it quickly subsided.

Seeing the spot where the other person had disappeared, Chen Yu was even more astonished.

Where did this non-player character come from?!

I always felt that the other person was like a strict teacher, just short of yelling, "You are the worst student I have ever taught."

Before Chen Yu could figure out where this role came from, he saw a burly man squeeze in.

Upon seeing the other person, Chen Yu exclaimed, "Teacher Zhao, what brings you here? Are you a character in this dream?"

"Stop talking nonsense and get to the doctor!"

Chen Yu wanted to say, "What kind of illness do you need? Even a virus would have to run away covering its backside if it came in, for fear of becoming your dinner tonight if it's too slow."

But he still grabbed the other person's wrist and finally managed to find a pulse through the thick muscles, only to find that Teacher Zhao was already dead.

He looked up and saw that Teacher Zhao's face had turned purple and blood was flowing from her seven orifices; she was dead beyond any doubt.

Even though he knew it was a dream, Chen Yu still felt a sudden pang in his heart.

"Teacher Zhao" glanced at the time: "The time of death was 3 PM, and the cause of death is unknown. Remember, I died because of you too."

Chen Yu remained silent as he watched several staff members take Teacher Zhao's body away.

There are still experts here!
This is going too far!
If it were just regular exercise, Chen Yu could tolerate it.

Unexpectedly, his own internal energy could always come up with new tricks for him. When it came to finding new ways to torment himself, his internal energy never disappointed him.

He let out a long breath, looked up, and saw Liu Xiao appear at the door. "Just bury him. I don't think there's any point in trying to save him."

"Stop messing around! Help me get treatment! Look at my hands, they're covered in tentacles of unknown shapes!"

Chen Yu looked at it for a while and felt that he had some ideas for treatment, but he was still a little unsure.

But at that moment, the [Observer] title skill suddenly took effect.

A treatment plan popped into his mind, prompting him to blurt out, "I accidentally ate an octopus that had awakened its sentience, and then I was cursed by it. I'll eat a whale that has also awakened its sentience, let them fight inside each other, and they'll both be injured and I'll be fine."

"What if the whale wins?"

"Let's go find some octopus to eat."

Upon hearing this, Principal Liu finally smiled and left a copper coin on the table.

"That's right," Liu Xiao said with a smile. "A doctor should have a benevolent heart and try his best to help even patients he doesn't like. When you've saved up 50,000 copper coins, you'll be able to graduate."

"One copper coin for treating a patient?"

"No, you only get one copper coin for a perfect cure of a patient. A perfect cure requires consideration of the patient's psychological resilience, financial resources, personal beliefs, and cultivation level. Treating patients is a skill, so study it carefully."

"I didn't want to learn!"

Faced with Chen Yu's questioning, Principal Liu simply smiled and left with the doctor's orders.

Behind him, Ma Daqiang walked in, then frowned and said, "My stomach hasn't been feeling well lately, I think I might be pregnant."

"Ugh! Can you please stop using Ma Daqiang's image to talk about this kind of topic all of a sudden?!"

"Then, shall we let Zhong Zheng come in and speak?"

"Damn it, I want to go home! I want to go home!"

Covering his head, Chen Yu realized why the Heavenly Demon was being besieged.

Let alone others, even I myself couldn't help but want to kill this guy.

If someone can be this ruthless to their own offspring, they're probably even more ruthless to others.

Just as he was roaring, Ma Daqiang said helplessly, "It's no use, my intestines are blocked, I'm going to die because of you too."

"go to hell!"

Chen Yu watched as familiar faces walked in and were taken away for various causes of death. He ordered Ma Daqiang to be thrown out.

They tried every method of death described in the two scriptures, and each bizarre way of dying made Chen Yu's heart skip a beat, as if he were really seeing these people die in front of him.

Although he always called them little fairies, he didn't really want them to die!
When Chen Yu saw Wang Chuyun die in front of him, he felt he had had enough.

So you want me to be a doctor? I'll be one!

You just want me to see a doctor, right? Fine!

My spiritual root score is 95, and my academic scores are about to be perfect. I am a high-quality high school student in Changsheng Prefecture and even the entire Daqian World. How could I not learn to treat illnesses?
come!

Whether you have a serious illness, a minor ailment, or nothing at all—depression, mania, or bipolar disorder—I can cure you all!
Chen Yu spread the two scriptures out to one side and began to read them while treating patients. If he couldn't cure them, he would continue to read and study the scriptures, frantically catching up on his studies and then seeing doctors.

No matter what kind of patient you are, we'll take good care of you!
(End of this chapter)