Chapter 284 A Real Man (56)

The Fire Dragon Group is a small puppet organization.

The eldest brother was a shy middle-aged cultivator who was good at nothing his whole life. Suddenly, he discovered that he had some talent in puppetry, so he formed the Fire Dragon Team.

The second brother is also a middle-aged man. He is an excellent cook, doesn't talk much, but is very loyal.

The third brother, Bald Chen, is bald and his hobby is dancing.

They often eat hot pot and sing songs while driving puppets into battle, appearing beside their targets with invincibility before taking them down.

Just yesterday, they got a job: to go to the battlefield of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and snipe a target.

The other party offered a lot of money, but they didn't know why the other party hired so many people, which made the three brothers feel that they had to put in some effort to steal the job.

Such things are common on the battlefield. Every war in which an Outer God descends is an extremely brutal meat grinder, where various forces fight each other for different purposes until the final victor is determined.

In the later stages of some massive wars, survival time on the battlefield can be measured in seconds. The various forces are so engrossed in the killing that they don't care who is around them; all they care about is killing.

Therefore, they have to keep the entire process live to confirm their contribution, and they can still receive some bonuses even if they don't kill the target.

As for failure…

Just kidding, those three brothers are invincible when it comes to puppetry. With the three of them working together, they can break through anything. There's absolutely no way they can fail!

"By the way, I recently met a girl. I'll introduce her to you when I get back. If nothing unexpected happens, she'll be your sister-in-law."

These were the last words the leader spoke before he died.

No sooner had he finished speaking than the target closed in at top speed, punching through the heavy cockpit and turning the boss inside into mush, waiting to be resurrected.

"Boss!"

These were the second brother's last words before he died.

After he shouted, his cockpit was pierced by the long gun that the other party pulled out.

The second brother, that cunning old fox, deliberately hid the driver's seat on his feet, but the fluctuations in his magical power still gave him away, leading to his death by a single shot.

Bald Chen watched as his puppet was smashed to pieces with a single punch, and his cockpit was pulled out by the other party's bare hands, allowing him to face this god of death directly.

Is this person really not from the military?
Chen Yu looked at the tool in his hand with satisfaction and said excitedly, "How many is this now?"

“Seventeen,” Wang Chuyun said, looking at her record.

"That's good, I wish there were more."

Hearing Chen Yu's excited voice, Bald Chen's heart trembled.

They actually get excited about killing people; what kind of deity have they offended?

Chen Yu looked at the record of his emotional sources and was very satisfied.

After killing too many demons, the outer god also entered a period of refractory time.

The demons are now twice as strong as they were in the early stages, but they only contributed a little over nine thousand negative emotions to Chen Yu, clearly indicating that they have become numb from being killed.

At this point, killing these assassins becomes more cost-effective.

Assassins don't need to be sought out; they'll come to you on their own.

Moreover, each assassin needs to livestream on their phone as evidence to get money from the patron. Taking down one assassin can break the patron and their team's defenses, thus generating slightly more negative emotions.

Sometimes slaying demons, sometimes killing assassins, made Chen Yu sigh that life could be so wonderful.

Picking up the driver's cab, Chen Yu forcefully shook the driver out.

Holding the guy up, Chen Yu said, "I think you're actually quite capable, at least able to fight me to a draw. You lost this time because your mecha wasn't good enough. Our family is actually at its last gasp and will be finished soon. So go back and spread the word, hurry up and keep fighting me."

Bald Chen stared at the cockpit for a long time before saying, "Why are you insulting me like this? Everyone knows I haven't even touched your heels."

"Don't underestimate yourself, you're really amazing."

"Then why didn't you kill me or humiliate me?!" Looking at the angry bald Chen, Chen Yu realized that this man's pride was truly peculiar.

With no other option, he threw out the women's clothing he had previously bought to use as material for humiliation: "Put on this women's clothing, this is my insult to you."

Looking at the maid dress handed to him, Bald Chen finally remembered who it was.

I wore a ballet tutu when I competed in Fukuzawa.

Today, I'm wearing a maid outfit again.

Faced with such a familiar opponent, Bald Chen could only lament the unpredictability of life, and then chose to wear a skirt over being beaten to death.

But I have to say, he was still very happy.

It wasn't because of the skirt, but because of the phrase, "You're quite capable."

These words dispelled the gloom in his heart, ended his internal strife, and earned him recognition from his opponent.

That's right, I have the ability!
It's just that my opponent was too strong.

Let Baldy Chen go back on his own. Chen Yu turned around and killed a puppet that was about to ambush him, then rushed towards the demon in the air.

Lightning exploded in the air; if the brightest thing in the sky was the moon, then the lightning that roamed the sky was the next brightest.

Looking at the white demons weaving through the evil spirits, Bald Chen was filled with emotion.

I'm strong enough to survive the White Demon's attacks!

Turning around, he was dressed in a white maid outfit, and walked proudly towards Fengdu University like a towering man.

This maid outfit is not his shame, but his glory!

Bald Chen's failure left the small group that employed him devastated and utterly heartbroken.

The last shot of his live stream was of his back in a maid outfit. Although it looked rather comical, his firm spine and rounded buttocks showed that this man's heart remained steadfast.

"What a real man!" one employee exclaimed from the bottom of his heart.

"Indeed. But now is not the time to discuss him; the Outer Gods' win rate has dropped to 80%."

Chen Yu deserves much credit for reducing the percentage from 95% to 80%.

The thought of the consequences of a failed investment sent chills down everyone's spine.

The outstanding small loans are one aspect, but more importantly, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is the star lord in charge of reincarnation!
No matter how much you struggle, you still have to meet the other person at the end of your life and bear their anger.

Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is known for his benevolence and magnanimity, the Buddha also has three fires.

At that time, a single "I am Buddha" will send them to the animal realm for reincarnation, where they will continue to reproduce while retaining their consciousness. Just thinking about it is incredibly terrifying.

"I can't go on like this."

"That's right. If this continues, we're doomed."

"The company's working capital was all used to gamble on the God of War and won. What are we going to do if we don't have money to hire people?"

"I've already taken out all the microloans, what should I do?"

"Gentlemen, if you're short of money, how about borrowing from me?"

Turning their heads, everyone discovered that someone had somehow appeared in the room.

The other person was dressed in a white suit, with a friendly smile, and looked like a person of high moral character.

In his arms, an injured black cat was nervously looking around, panting heavily.

Looking at the other person, an executive asked in confusion, "Young Master Xu, how did you get in?"

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like