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Chapter 66 Teacher Hua Spits Blood in Public! The Show's Effect is Explosive! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

"Grand Master, instead of properly performing a Buddhist ritual for your deceased fans, you're here pretending to be a saint, offering sanctimonious critiques of my musical talent?" Lü Ming scoffed, his mouth firing off like a Gatling gun:
"What level my work is really at is for the audience to comment on, not for someone like you who's pretending to be a singer to say."

"Do you understand music? Do you have any original compositions? Can you write lyrics and compose music? Have you spent three to five years honing your singing skills? You haven't been able to write an original song in all these years. Is it because you lack talent, or because you didn't even learn all the Chinese characters in school, which is why you can't even copy properly?"

"Your concerts are always half-live, you never dare to challenge high notes, and you never show off your skills. You always use that KTV karaoke voice that's off-key for half the lyrics to fool your fans. Do you even treat your fans like human beings?"

Teacher Hua frowned: "I'm warning you not to talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation!"

"I always sing live at my concerts!"

Although it's no secret in the industry that he sang half-live at his concert, if he doesn't make a statement after being exposed by a nobody in public, things could really blow up.

"Yes, it was a slip of the tongue. Teacher Hua does sing live sometimes."

Teacher Hua's serious expression softened slightly.

"My teacher Hua has two things he sings and two things he doesn't sing. He doesn't sing at concerts because the scene is too big and he can't handle it. He doesn't sing on TV shows because it requires a live performance and it would be easy to expose his true colors. He sings in karaoke because everyone is drunk. He sings in the recording studio because a million-dollar sound engineer is always on standby."

"What we're saying is, if someone like this can become a top-tier singer in the Chinese music scene and even hold concerts openly, does that mean there's no one else in the Chinese music scene today?"

"???" Teacher Hua's face immediately turned as red as a ripe red apple.

Damn it, you bum! If you manage to leave this studio alive today, I'm not a god in the Chinese music scene!
"To be honest, Teacher Hua's fans are really too unreasonable. Gege spends money to put on your concert, and you still expect Gege to come to the venue in person to pretend to lip-sync? Don't you all feel sorry for Gege? If I were Hua's fans, Teacher Hua, you don't need to come to your next concert. Just rent the venue and play the pre-recorded video on the spot. It will save you from having to run back and forth."

"A ticket costs only 1888 yuan, and you can hear the recording produced by Teacher Hua and a million-dollar sound engineer. You should be secretly happy. What more could you ask for?"

"What? Some people think the ticket price is too high? And some people think that even the singing produced by a sound engineer isn't in tune?"

"This is the price of a god in the Chinese music scene. As for those fans who dare to question Teacher Hua? Just wait for Teacher Hua to make straw effigies and curse you tonight. A friend of mine was admitted to a mental hospital the next day just for saying something bad about Teacher Hua!"

"Lay fans think that it's a waste for the fans to spend money to go to the concert, but only the fans themselves know that once they fall into this pit, it's hard to get out. Are they going to a concert? No! They're going to offer tribute to the cult leader and pray for their safety!"

【? ? ? 】

I'm dying of laughter!

This guy is truly the number one internet shill, he's cracking me up!

[Even Teacher Yang has shut up and doesn't dare to go against a washed-up celebrity, so why does Teacher Hua dare to launch a heavy attack against a washed-up celebrity with seven million votes? Who gave him the guts?]

【Why did you have to provoke these washed-up celebrities? Even haters know not to fight when you're behind.】

[This cat is offering sacrifices for peace; I'm jealous of that nobody's talent!]

[Flowers: How presumptuous of me!]

[You really shouldn't disbelieve this. I don't know if there's a curse on her, but as long as you've attended Teacher Hua's concert, you'll be added to a fan group of 5000 people. Every time Teacher Hua holds a concert, the group admin will tag everyone to mobilize them. Those who don't go need to provide the group admin with a sufficient reason. If they don't go to support her more than three times, their names will be posted in the group announcement section and criticized by all the group members.]

Because I was busy with work, I once saw a group announcement and was bombarded with insults directed at my parents by thousands of people. Who could stand that? So I just left the group. And guess what? The admin added me as a friend and tried to persuade me to go back and apologize to everyone. I refused, and they cursed me to be hit by a car the next day!

Holy crap! Is this for real?!

This doesn't look fake!

Inspiration often comes from reality, and Huka understands Teacher Hua's perspective.

Netizens were amazed.

But Teacher Hua's face was now as red as a pig's liver, and even her ears were bright red. She looked like she was cooked!

Although some loyal fans defended their idol online, their voices were drowned out by the completely chaotic live stream.

Surprisingly, on the LED screen on the stage, Lü Ming's votes, which had been hovering around seven million, suddenly surged rapidly.

Seeing this, Li Changfeng, who was backstage, widened his eyes in astonishment.

During the mentor critique segment, the contestant pointed his finger at the mentor's nose and made sarcastic remarks, almost making the mentor die of anger on the spot, yet the audience still spurred him to vote.
He went to great lengths, spending money and pleading for favors, finally managing to win the praise of the three mentors. Wasn't it all just to make the audience think he was very capable and thus get them to vote for him?

And now you're telling me that your rival, a nobody, insulted the mentors like dirt, yet his votes surged even more dramatically than when the three mentors unanimously praised him?

Then what is he?

"No way, are you sick?! This bum is rigging votes, he's not even going to act anymore, is he?" Li Changfeng cursed, his face red. If it weren't for the fact that the two of them hadn't reached the stage to campaign for votes together yet, he would have wanted to rush up and cover the bum's mouth to stop him from continuing to criticize Teacher Hua.

……

"It's understandable that fans need to make donations, but Teacher Hua, who is hailed as a god in the Chinese music scene, doesn't even spare his peers. Every time Teacher Hua holds a concert, he can call in at least four or five guest singers to help him prolong the show, and they all perform for free. As for the reason? Consider it as paying protection money."

"In the eyes of Teacher Hua's 'friends,' going to support Teacher Hua without losing money is only because Teacher Hua is in a good mood; how could they dare to accept money!"

"Teacher Hua may not be able to pinpoint the exact birth dates of his fans, but we all see each other all the time. If Teacher Hua is in a bad mood and goes home to stab the straw doll that can accurately locate enemies, who wouldn't be afraid?"

"This is the same person who uses music as a pretext to play with evil magic, now he's talking to me about the central idea of ​​a song. I don't know if you guys want to laugh, but I certainly do."

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Holy crap, I'm dying of laughter!]

This kid is really capable!

How exactly is his brain structured?

You can always trust the thought process of an unknown celebrity!

Is this supposed to be a music competition? This jerk turned it into a stand-up comedy routine!

Are variety shows in the Chinese entertainment industry becoming this diverse and innovative now?

[A nobody single-handedly turned a music variety show into a comedy segment!]

Why is Teacher Hua's face red?

Anyone would become famous if they did this!

But what he said makes so much sense!

The packed audience seats were filled with heartfelt laughter.

Teacher Hua jumped up from her chair, glaring at Lü Ming with murderous intent: "You washed-up bastard! Don't go too far! I'm the mentor!!"

"Don't you know what your most popular representative work in recent years is like? You, a nine-fold Aquarius, still dare to sit in the mentor's seat with such arrogance. Don't you feel guilty when you look at the contestants singing live on stage?" Lu Ming sneered: "I don't even want to talk to you. Creativity can be niche, but it can't be weird!"

"The gods in our Chinese music scene are determined to steer the audience's aesthetic towards the direction of the underworld. After discovering that most people are still normal, the Grand Master adheres to the principle of 'if you can't have it, destroy it,' suppresses the younger generation, is jealous of talent, and picks on mediocre people to talk big. Does the Grand Master think these kinds of people are easy to control and want to brainwash them to help you build your evil path?"

"An original song, accompanied by funeral music and screaming throughout, those who know understand you're doing art, but those who don't might think you're having an epileptic seizure. I can't help but ask, what is the central idea of ​​your music? What is its core?"

"Please answer me loudly, and also answer the questions of all the viewers who don't understand, okay?"

Have you considered how normal people would feel hearing this kind of thing?

"Have you ever considered whether such things might worsen the condition of mental patients if they heard them?"

Teacher Hua's eyes were bloodshot, with large blood vessels showing in the whites of her eyes. Her face was contorted with rage: "Stop talking! Stop talking! Please stop talking!"

"With a sorcerer who doesn't understand music sitting in the audience, suppressing good works and praising bad ones, how can our Chinese music scene not decline?"

"I can stagnate, I can even openly use something that can't even be called music to commit fraud under the guise of concerts. My core principle is that as long as someone is worse than me, I won't be criticized... I can't help but ask, what kind of world is this? What kind of industry is this?" "You, this cancer, are so reckless and wanton, do you want to completely destroy the Chinese music scene before you're satisfied?!"

"For justice, for fairness, for a world free of darkness, for the future of Chinese music, and for the millions of fans!"

"I demand you get out of the Chinese music scene!!"

Perhaps it was Lü Ming's powerful and eloquent rebuttal that resonated with many people, coupled with the tagline "[Let the world feel pain]" further amplifying the emotional resonance, that drew the audience, who had previously been outraged by Teacher Hua's malicious criticism of Lü Ming, to join in the indignant chants:

"Get out!!"

"Get out!!"

In an instant, the vast studio was filled with deafening condemnations from the audience.

Having always been the center of attention, Teacher Hua had never experienced anything like this before. He looked around at the audience members, their faces flushed and accusing him. His mind went blank, and he felt dizzy and his vision blurred.

These people used to exclaim how handsome Teacher Hua was, and they were all fans who regarded him as their idol!

The next second—

'puff!!!'

In her bewilderment and anger, Ms. Hua suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood. This unexpected event startled everyone on the spot, and even Lü Ming exclaimed "Huh?" and cast a surprised look at Ms. Hua.

【Fuck! 】

[Is it okay to make someone vomit blood?]

[Wang Situ exclaimed that he was an expert!]

Teacher Hua looked pleadingly at Teacher Yang to the side, her mouth full of blood and her voice hoarse: "Teacher Yang, please say something, please say something!"

"..." Teacher Yang remained silent, simply turning her face away.

Overwhelmed with shame and anger, Teacher Hua rolled her eyes and collapsed headfirst onto the turn button in front of her with a thud. She landed right on her forehead, and as steam billowed from the chair, she was violently flung to one side as the chair spun around.

This sudden live broadcast mishap startled the crowd in the distant audience seats.

【? ? ? 】

【Oh my god! 】

【Teacher Hua——】

[I've never seen anything like this before. It's always been music competition contestants being brought to tears by sharp critiques from mentors. Today I've witnessed something truly unprecedented: a mentor being driven to the brink of vomiting blood and fainting by a contestant's harsh criticism! This is truly a first in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry!]

[A master of witty banter, a true strategist in the Chinese entertainment industry, capable of killing without lifting a finger.]

Just as Zhuge Liang once spoke of Wang Situ's death, so too does a mediocre writer today criticize Teacher Yunhua. The past and present are just like this very moment!

[This has made a legend among those who have faded into obscurity!!]

The comments section immediately exploded.

Teacher Yang glared fiercely at Lü Ming: "Look what you've done!"

"Do you want to dance too?" Lu Ming glanced at Teacher Yang, who immediately shut her mouth guiltily. Then, Lu Ming shouted backstage, "Director, come out and carry this person away!"

director:"……"

The explosive moment in the live stream caused the show's popularity to skyrocket, and various related terms quickly rose to the top of the trending searches.

#The strategist of the Chinese entertainment industry!#
#Teacher Hua fainted!#
#Teacher Hua is coughing up blood!#
#Huka said Teacher Hua is dead!#
#内娱乐大法师’s doomsday! #
Taozi, who was watching the whole thing from behind the screen, was both surprised and delighted: "This nobody... he... is a genius!"

Taozi was so incredulous that he was at a loss for words to express his feelings. Watching the data in the live broadcast room soar rapidly, he was even excited to the point of beaming with joy.

These are all real 'achievements' of the new official!

The thought of submitting such impressive data to his superiors filled Taozi with ecstatic joy: "My benefactor, Huka, is truly my benefactor! Oh no, this God of Wealth is practically my savior on my life's journey!"

He couldn't help but think of the previous CEO, and he really couldn't understand why the other party would inexplicably go against the God of Wealth. However, while feeling a bit emotional, he couldn't help but feel a little fortunate. If Chu Sheng hadn't lost his mind, how could such a cushy job have fallen into his hands?

……

After the production crew carried Teacher Hua away.

With a complicated expression, Sister Zheng looked at Lü Ming on the stage and couldn't help but say, "Your song is very meaningful, and your singing skills are also excellent. I feel that you are a very talented singer, so I turned around for you. I hope... you can win the championship this season!"

Lu Ming glanced at Sister Zheng in surprise, not expecting that this woman would actually acknowledge him. However, this woman was a typical emotional person; she had one face when she was in a good mood and another when she was in a bad mood. He simply assumed that Sister Zheng had lost her mind today and didn't care.

“We don’t need to pretend we don’t know each other, right?” Lu Ming smiled. “But thank you for speaking your mind. My stubborn ex, who was so proud he suffered for it.”

Sister Zheng: "..."

That jerk of an ex, do you only feel happy when I have to curse you out?!

The audience watched with great interest as the two bantered and teased each other on screen.

In short, after the mentors' comments, Lü Ming's votes reached 821 million, while Li Changfeng only had 531 million. These are the results of the extra votes after the mentors turned around.

With a lead of nearly three million votes, it can be described as an overwhelming victory.

"Next, please invite the two contestants to come to the front of the stage for the final vote-soliciting segment. Each person has three minutes. During this time, you can perform a talent show or persuade your fans to vote for you. In short, you only have three minutes!" Zhang Shaogang came to the front of the stage and invited Li Changfeng to come up, and then gave a promotional tour for the sponsor's liquor.

He thought he was being humorous and tried to strike up a conversation with Lü Ming, hoping to use Lü Ming's popularity to do him a favor. But Lü Ming, the infamous host, just slightly raised his eyelids, didn't say a word, and gave him a "you decide" look.

Zhang Shaogang was embarrassed and somewhat displeased after being turned away. However, he had seen what happened to Teacher Hua earlier, so he naturally didn't dare to provoke this guy. But he was still a little dissatisfied with being moved directly to the next segment, since they had just witnessed the exciting live broadcast backstage.

Spending even one extra second in front of the camera is a huge bonus!

The two hosts were so eager to get the footage on screen that they left Lü Ming and Li Changfeng hanging and started chatting first.

If you were to rate the two contestants' work, what scores would you give them?

"As for Teacher Li Changfeng, I personally have a strong resistance to boys who can dance, so I'd give him a 10. As for the mediocre... contestant Lü Ming, I'd give him 0.5." Yi Yi said without hesitation.

Li Changfeng's eyes lit up.

This host is a truly honest and kind person!
Zhang Shaogang was stunned, incredulous: "0.5 points!"

This girl isn't playing by the rules. Shouldn't you be supporting a washed-up celebrity?

Besides, even if they really wanted to target an unknown actor, 0.5 points is just too insulting, isn't it? They even used a decimal point; he really didn't know how to respond…

Even netizens watching on screen couldn't hold back their laughter.

Does this female host think she's funny?

Are people now so blatant about accepting bribes?

[That unknown guy only criticized Teacher Hua, but didn't criticize her, right?]

(End of this chapter)