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Chapter 57: The flop is out of control! Sister Zheng is speechless again! He's still putting on a show against the odds! [Seeking monthly votes]

He was stunned for a moment, and was about to push the woman in his arms away when he suddenly heard the accompaniment stop abruptly. Ignoring the unconscious Sister Zheng, and adhering to the principle of doing things for money, Lü Ming immediately took out a bottle of Jiang Xiaobai liquor with classic EMO copywriting on it from his pocket, pointed it at the camera, and then said loudly: "The words I want to say most are in my eyes, in my drafts, in my dreams, and in the liquor."

"Your story will always ferment in an alley. Jiang Xiaobai, a baijiu that understands young people better!"

Teacher Yang: "???"

Teacher Hua: "???"

Your old flame has fainted, and your first reaction is to call for help?

Is this right? !

【? ? ? 】

[No way, is this supposed to be for your show? Haha!]

What kind of big-name winery can afford to hire a washed-up celebrity as their spokesperson?

[RIO: Not a buddy, why?!]

Haha, every time I hear this brand, I automatically picture that idiot chuckled and then angrily denounced RIO as "technology and ruthless work." When will I be able to stop laughing when I think of that scene?

[What are you laughing at? Even my sister Zheng is stunned. Your first reaction is to advertise for our sponsor's product?!]

[Explosive singing skills, great original songs, plus the exasperated Sister Zheng and this Jiang Xiaobai liquor—there are so many elements, I don't even know what to focus on first! I'm so confused!]

I checked this beer; it's more expensive than RIO, 18 yuan a bottle. But since this nobody is endorsing it, I guess I'll have to buy a couple to try.

[Order placed, don't miss out!]

Netizens made jokes.

Xiao Erduo immediately turned red and started cursing in the live stream.

[We've been dating for a while, and you've driven Sister Zheng crazy! This nobody doesn't even care, and instead tries to ride on Sister Zheng's popularity to advertise for herself. Have you no conscience?!]

[That nobody has such a cruel heart!]

【Seriously, does Xiao Erduo even have a brain? Does a washed-up celebrity need to piggyback on Zheng Jie's popularity?】

Amidst online controversy.

Because Lü Ming took out a bottle of Jiangxiaobai and started reading the advertising slogan at such a crucial moment in the program, many eye-catching entries immediately rose on the trending search list.

#Famous actress Zheng Jie, their broken mirror is mended!#
#Huka hugs Sister Zheng, the sweetness is off the charts!#
#The most marketing-savvy internet-famous baijiu in history!#
#A baijiu that brought tears to Zheng Jie's eyes and made a washed-up celebrity reconcile with his ex-girlfriend—Jiang Xiaobai!#
#A relatively unknown artist with immense talent, his original song has earned him instant stardom!#
#Huka breaks through all doubts!#
#Take Everything You Want, Sister Zheng is speechless with the subtle criticism!#
#……#
When some viewers who weren't watching the live stream saw the trending topic that seemed to be related to the obscure celebrity Zheng Jie, they felt like the sky had fallen. But when they clicked in, they found that it wasn't like that at all, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. However, the viewers felt like the sky had fallen.

This nobody wrote a diss track specifically to criticize their idols, and surprisingly, judging from the online reaction, the quality of the song is actually quite amazing?
For a while.

Fans of all kinds flocked to watch.

The live stream had already set a new industry record, and its popularity is still rising rapidly!
Having learned from the shocking incident in the previous episode, the director hired two medical personnel to supervise the scene this time, making thorough preparations. When he saw that Sister Zheng was unconscious, he immediately dispatched medical personnel to the front of the stage to prepare for emergency resuscitation for Sister Zheng.

But to the nurses' surprise, no matter what they did, Sister Zheng did not wake up. If it weren't for the fact that she was still breathing evenly, they would have thought that Sister Zheng had already passed away!

Just as the medical staff were at a loss, Lü Ming smiled and stopped them: "No need for that. Just lean close to her ear and shout 'Huka is dead,' and she'll be back on in a second."

"real or fake?"

The nurse asked, puzzled, "Then why didn't you call it yourself?"

"She could recognize my voice even if I turned to ashes..."

The young nurse, still somewhat skeptical, leaned close to Sister Zheng's ear and suddenly shouted, "It's burnt to a crisp!!"

The next second, Sister Zheng opened her eyes wide, excitedly exclaiming, "It looks like...it looks great!!"

Nurse:"……"

Netizen: "...6!"

Is this also part of your Play?

Can play!

When Sister Zheng woke up and saw Lü Ming standing in front of her unharmed, her happy expression vanished in an instant, replaced by a dark face and a menacing grin.

"If you don't want to end up like the two teachers, with a full set of dentures, then you'd better stop causing trouble," Lu Ming said coolly, hands in his pockets.

Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua's expressions changed, both looking at each other with hatred.

Sister Zheng angrily cursed: "Me making a fuss? You wrote this kind of thing and you still have the nerve to say I'm making a fuss? I paid for the dog, what business is it of yours whether I get lost or not? You wrote this lousy song to either imply something about me or to be sarcastic, making yourself look like a victim."

"You hypocrite, you're doomed! You're hopeless! I must have been incredibly unlucky to have even talked to you in the first place!!"

She didn't shy away from the fact that this bastard used to write long posts on Weibo to sue her for not paying back the money she borrowed, and he had mentioned 'Cola' more than once during the investigation.

The fact that she abandoned the dog was already widely known. Many fans didn't think it was a big deal, so it hadn't caused much controversy before. After all, in her opinion, if she didn't want to keep it anymore, wasn't it right to abandon it?

"You top-tier gold digger, you deceived my feelings, swindled my money, and left me homeless. Do you know how much damage your past vile acts have caused to my young heart?" Lu Ming questioned loudly, then changed the subject:
"However, I should thank you. If I hadn't talked to you, I wouldn't have been able to write this song. Mentor Zheng, please don't take it personally. This is just an artistic adaptation based on my own life!"

"Art N..." Faced with Lu Ming's magical barrage, Sister Zheng was about to unleash a national treasure in her anger, but noticing that the camera was pointed at her and thinking that her fans were watching, she suppressed her anger, racked her brains, and forced her face to turn red. She couldn't think of anything offensive, so she could only snort coldly: "In short, you will never get my approval!"

Netizens found the two's public feud quite entertaining.

At this moment, Zhang Dada, with his greasy face, came onto the stage: "Please, contestants, do not let your personal matters affect the progress of our entire program. There are so many mentors and so many audience members watching. Every minute you delay is equivalent to delaying more than ten hours for thousands of audience members!"

Zhang Dada was determined to embarrass Lü Ming, and his tone was barbed and sarcastic.

"Where did this illiterate person come from?" Lu Ming scoffed. "Even elementary school students know that time in the same dimension cannot be superimposed. Do you think that nowadays the cultural threshold for hosts doesn't even require an elementary school diploma?"

"Following this logic, with over seven billion people in the world, the few seconds you spend speaking waste hundreds of years of humanity's time. And since you don't live that long anyway, can I ask your descendants to atone for your mistakes today to all of humanity in the future?"

Zhang Dada's expression immediately froze.

Seeing the young man's face turn bright red, Lü Ming pressed on, "What's the meaning of your silence? Can the host please not disrupt the progress of our program? If all the hosts in the industry had such poor professional skills as you, would our program still be able to continue? Would the Chinese entertainment industry still be able to survive?"

Zhang Dada: "..."

Damn it, if looks could kill, those washed-up celebrities would have died several times over by now!

"As Lao Tzu said, 'To know one's mistakes and correct them is the greatest virtue.' I don't think you've learned your lesson at all. With this level of skill, did your father or mother save the director's life, which is why they couldn't do without you?"

"Please, please don't come next time, okay? Give the opportunity to someone more capable. Stepping down would be a contribution to the Chinese entertainment industry!"

"You idiot, don't go too far!!" Zhang Dada shouted, his face flushed red with shame.

Lü Ming completely ignored it:

"Not much skill, but the name you chose is quite something. People really do pay more attention to what they lack. You were bullied as a child, so your online name is always something like 'Brother This' or 'Brother That'. And you, you've gone and started impersonating your dad's older brother. You even changed your ID card to get attention. We're just saying, how unfortunate must your childhood have been to dare to be so rebellious?"

"Listen to me, go home today and go to the household registration office to change your name again. We won't comment on how much your parents spoil you, that's your family's business. But in society, not everyone will play the role of your father or mother, do you understand?"

Zhang Dada completely broke down, his eyes red as he yelled, "You flop!!" Lü Ming continued talking eloquently, "By the way, I've actually had a question in my mind for a while now, and I wanted to ask it last time. Could you answer it for me?"

"Excuse me, did you recently return from Thailand after undergoing gender reassignment surgery and haven't yet adjusted to the post-operative aftereffects?"

An enraged Zhang Dada slammed the microphone he was holding onto the stage, causing the amplification equipment to emit a piercing roar.

Just when everyone thought Zhang Dada was going to make Huka pay the price, he hysterically roared "Huka" several times with red eyes. Lü Ming was even ready to fight, but then he saw Zhang Dada turn around and leave after accumulating his anger and about to explode.

Yes.

As if he had made up his mind, he strode away with a determined step, his face full of anger, without looking back!

【? ? ? 】

[He insulted you like that, and you just ran away like that?]

How can you tolerate this?!

Although Huka's language was quite vulgar, I'm siding with him this time. It's not for any other reason than that I personally hate people who call themselves "brother" or "sister" online. If you address them, you feel uncomfortable, like you're being taken advantage of. But if you don't address them, you don't know what else to call them, which is really annoying.

These kinds of people are typical examples of someone who lacks manners; I usually just blacklist them.

Although I also dislike Zhang Dada, what does that have to do with his name?

[In our area, "Dada" means father's older brother. In many places, the eldest uncle is called "Dada." In a sense, every time you call this bastard by his name, it's equivalent to calling him "Dad."]

【Huh? My buddy's been desperately protecting his parents online, and now you're telling me I've betrayed them?】

[The episode that most supports struggling actors!]

After the host was ushered away, Lü Ming looked at the three mentors below the stage and greeted them enthusiastically with the microphone: "Hey, isn't this Teacher Yang? Haven't seen you for a few days, your teeth look brand new! You really have to believe how advanced medical technology is these days! I can't even tell you had a denture!"

"Shut up!" Teacher Yang was hit where it hurt and shouted angrily, "Am I the mentor or are you the mentor?"

"I just think that, given your status in the Chinese music scene, you should at least get a gold tooth to match your class," Lu Ming said weakly.

Teacher Yang: "Are you looking for a beating?"

“While I admire your courage, I still ask Teacher Yang not to make a meaningless sacrifice…” Lu Ming shook his head dismissively. Seeing the latter’s face turn ashen, he looked at Teacher Hua and said, “With your status, you should have more diamonds on your dentures, otherwise it wouldn’t do justice to your reputation as a god of the Chinese music scene.”

"..." Teacher Hua pursed her lips, clenched her teeth, took a deep breath, and felt like a million grass mud horses were galloping through her mind.

I'm so angry!
You damn idiot, how long are you going to keep courting death?!
Teacher Yang felt that they were, after all, the mentors of the program, but at this moment they were being manipulated by Lü Ming at will, without even a trace of the dignity that should belong to the mentors. It was simply a reversal of the natural order!

So he took the lead and said, "This is a music variety show, so please don't talk about topics that are not related to music."

“Please go ahead,” Lü Ming said with a smile, extending his hand.

After carefully considering his words, Teacher Yang said, "First of all, your singing skills are quite solid, which is very rare and I can acknowledge that. Secondly, although I don't know whether you composed this song by yourself, if you did, then I also acknowledge your talent in arrangement."

The audience was taken aback.

Teacher Yang actually approved of Hu Ka and even praised him!

Has the sun risen in the west?

[Was he won over by the talent of this unknown actor, and thus decided to make peace?]

Even Sister Zheng and Teacher Hua looked puzzled.

Brother, he made you lose face on stage before, not only imitating your voice but also insulting you. How could you not take this opportunity to settle a personal score?

"Speak, what do you want but?" Lu Ming picked up the microphone, interrupting the uproar in the audience.

Teacher Yang: "???"

How come this bum is like a mind reader, able to predict his impending outburst?
Who the hell is the mentor here, me or you?!
This has left me somewhat at a loss...

Teacher Yang glared at Lü Ming with a dark face, then coughed and said, "Ahem, but... personally, I think the creation of this kind of original song is simply an insult to the word 'music,' a regression for the Chinese music scene, and a serious smear on the profession of singer!"

"Music is art, and we should have the utmost respect for it, rather than using it as a means to vent our emotions. If we're having relationship problems, we should write a song to vent our anger on our ex-girlfriends. If we're having a bad day, we should write a song to complain about society. If this continues, what will become of the Chinese music scene? What will become of the world?"

"What do you mean, 'take everything you want,' or 'take everything I want'? If this trend starts, there will be people everywhere venting their anger at the slightest disagreement. I don't even want to think about that kind of chaotic scene, really!"

"This turn was purely based on my fair judgment of the contestant's singing skills, but it does not mean that I agree with his so-called original song. Here, I would also like to advise Lü Ming to use your talent in the right way and use your singing skills to create positive songs!"

oh! ! !
The audience erupted in uproar; clearly, no one had expected Professor Yang to make such a sharp comment.

What Teacher Yang said seems to make some sense.

[This makes no sense. Music is indeed art, but art often originates from reality. Isn't he just using this flop's song as an excuse to make a fuss? You need a legitimate reason to morally blackmail someone, do you really think netizens are all idiots?]

I think that while this song might not be suitable for marketing a positive attitude towards life or encouraging fans to be optimistic, it's definitely not related to venting emotions at all, is it?

[Isn't the whole song about the male protagonist letting go of a relationship and hoping they're both doing well? How did they figure out that a washed-up celebrity was venting?]

People with heart conditions see everything as dirty!

[Stop hyping him up, okay? Mr. Yang has been deeply involved in the Chinese music scene for twenty years. When he was a household name across the country, you obscure figures weren't even born yet. His musical appreciation skills are beyond the reach of even superstars, let alone you.]

[His ability to confidently assert that the Chinese music scene is declining carries zero weight with me. Any long-time music fan would be overjoyed to hear that Chinese music is going to decline, wouldn't they?]

[Haha, I've settled in Bengbu.]

Sister Zheng looked at Teacher Yang with delight, expressing her deep agreement:
“I feel like I’ve been living in hell lately. In this failed relationship, my partner, who used to treat me like a princess and pamper me in every way, completely revealed his true colors after the relationship ended. He used to make all sorts of vows to me, but now he’s said all sorts of vicious things and done all sorts of vicious things!”

"They even wanted to use singing to subject me to yet another..."

"Whoa!"

At this point, Sister Zheng was so aggrieved that she suddenly shed two streams of tears. Her eyes were filled with tears and she choked up. She curled up on the chair, crying uncontrollably, and her delicate body was even trembling violently.

"It's true, because of all the misunderstandings and insults online, I've been so depressed lately that I even have to take a lot of sleeping pills to fall asleep. I haven't told any of this to anyone..."

Many children felt their hearts break when they saw their own children in such a pitiful state.

[That bum is a heartless bastard!]

It's hard to imagine a man thinking of resembling the girl he once loved most!

Don't cry, Sister Zheng. You'll meet someone even better.

"Are you all done talking?" Lu Ming noticed that Sister Zheng, who was lying on her knees, was secretly glancing at him. She silently gave him a thumbs up, and then looked at Teacher Yang.

Seeing his calm demeanor, the three people sitting in the mentor's seat were all surprised and uncertain.

If someone else were being condemned like this, they would probably be in a state of panic, and might even wet themselves from fright. But this nobody has such an indifferent expression, which makes them feel so uneasy.
……

(End of this chapter)