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Chapter 49 Crazy Hot Coffee Shark! The Internet's Number One Mouth-Swapper! He'll slam everyone and everything! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

This guy is so good at creating a TV show!

Please forgive my unkind laugh.

【Wait, the atmosphere was so lively and you suddenly pulled this plot twist?! And when you were singing and twitching on stage, I suddenly thought of an old friend. Was it just my imagination?】

[Teacher Hua exclaimed, "She's an expert!"]

[Holy crap! You guys are going too far, I'm dying of laughter!]

[This unknown singer's singing is still as deadly as ever; he used to kill the audience, now he's killing himself!]

[It's confirmed. The previous high notes were sung by a proxy, someone else took over the account. This is the real person using the account.]

If you put it that way, then this crazy behavior is definitely in line with expectations.

Even in this state, he was still singing the lyrics; that's what you call dedication!

【Doesn't anyone care whether the player lives or dies? Such a serious livestream accident happened, and you not only remain indifferent but also make fun of them. Don't you people have any conscience?!】

The fact that you even asked that question shows you haven't watched enough of his shows.

【…】

The scene suddenly descended into chaos.

"Are you alright?!" Sister Zheng rushed onto the stage to check on you immediately.

When she met Lü Ming's gaze, he seemed to have recovered and suddenly revealed a set of pearly white teeth: "No!"

"Are you crazy?!" Sister Zheng's face fell instantly.

She stomped her foot angrily, then kicked Lü Ming's leg hard before walking away, feeling relieved.

At this moment, the entire studio was in chaos. When the audience saw Lü Ming interact with Sister Zheng and immediately stand up again as if nothing had happened, they burst into laughter.

Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua couldn't laugh. At this moment, one of them had a face as red as a purple garlic clove, while the other had a furrowed brow and a face that was bluish-black.

"Damn it, using my singing style and my own flair, and now you're putting on a show in front of the whole audience? You've got some serious official arrogance!" Teacher Yang felt like his lungs were about to explode with anger.

He suddenly felt a brokenness, as if something he cherished most had been trampled upon. Thinking of this, Teacher Yang was so disgusted that he clenched his fists so tightly that his nails dug into his flesh.

If this nobody isn't like this, what the hell will he have to do in the Chinese music scene in the future?

In the end, obscure artists will be the representative singers of this genre, and he, the pioneer, may be labeled as a 'beggar version of obscure artists'.

Thinking about this, Teacher Yang felt a strong sense of crisis.

The coffee must be as good as it looks!
Hearing the laughter coming from the audience and seeing many people pointing and whispering about him, Teacher Hua could still maintain a calm facade, but inwardly he was cursing: "Damn it, what is he implying? What was he implying with those twitches? He must be implying me, that bastard is definitely doing it on purpose!"

……

Not long after.

Lu Ming arrived at the stage looking radiant.

The host, Zhang Dada, also came up with a microphone: "Not bad, not bad. I'm quite satisfied with Xiaoming's performance today. I really didn't expect that you would get three judges to turn around. You achieved such an excellent result in your first time participating in a music variety show. You must be very excited right now, right?"

His tone was full of arrogance, and even the onlookers could hear the arrogance in this new generation host's voice.

"You dare call me 'Xiao Ming'?" Lu Ming glanced at Zhang Dada with disdain: "Call me Brother Ming!"

Zhang Dada: "?"

Do you even know who you're talking to?
Having been a host for so long, which foolish contestant would dare to offend him like that?

Zhang Dada's face immediately darkened: "No..."

"Nothing much. You had your fun eating my hate traffic online the other day, didn't you?" Lu Ming looked at Zhang Dada with disdain: "You're satisfied? Who do you think you are? Do I need to satisfy you with my work? You must be thrilled to be able to interview your brother Ming on your first time as a host, right? After all, someone of your caliber can definitely climb the social ladder by being on the same show as me."

“I…” Zhang Dada was furious, and his expression immediately turned ferocious.

"What do you mean, 'me'? I feel disgusted just hearing your effeminate voice. With your professional skills and voice, how did you get this job as a host? Did your family secretly kneel down and kowtow to the show's boss to get you on the show?"

"I'm not saying this to be mean, but you're a host who got in through connections, can't you just keep a low profile and behave yourself? Who are you trying to impress by acting so high and mighty? Are you trying to impress your parents who went around asking for favors to get you on this show?"

"I think you're really desperate for Ming-ge's traffic, aren't you?"

"You like visuals so much, I'll give you plenty right now. Are you satisfied now? Are you happy?!"

At this moment, Lü Ming was extremely drunk, and immediately pointed at the greasy-faced young man in front of him and said sternly.

These days, Teacher Yang and Teacher Hua are the ones who are most aggressively exploiting their own negative online presence, and besides them, this host who has absolutely no connection to them is also the one who is making the most noise.

Before the show aired, Zhang Dada was updating his social media with three posts a day, either criticizing himself for being sensational or accusing him of using connections to get into the music variety show.

Moreover, he would always proactively tag his personal account and demand a response from him in a firm tone.

Their desire for traffic is almost extreme.

Lu Ming was too lazy to even give this clown a chance, so he didn't respond. But not responding didn't mean he didn't care. Now that they were facing each other, this effeminate guy dared to act like this, so Lu Ming naturally wouldn't give him a good face.

Zhang Dada was at a loss for words after being confronted, his face quickly turned red, and his eyes suddenly became blank.

Although he really got the position through connections, isn't that the same phrase I used to question Lü Ming about using back channels on Weibo a few days ago?
He was using all my words!
At that moment, he immediately felt the mocking gazes of the audience, and his anger flared up. He glared at them, revealing his true colors: "You flop!!"

"Seriously, do you, as a host, have any manners at all? I don't care if you call me a nobody online, but now you're openly using that derogatory term for me in public. How presumptuous is that?"

"How can you be a host when you don't even have the most basic manners?"

"Why is your face as red as a monkey's bottom? You're overjoyed because you've achieved your goal, aren't you?"

Zhang Dada: "???"

Am I rude? Am I presumptuous?!
To be able to say such things so righteously, you, a nobody, have no shame at all?
Seeing that the struggling contestant was about to lose his temper again, and given Zhang Dada's habit of bullying the weak and always having others in the industry have to cater to his whims, even some senior figures usually treated him well, it was understandable that he would lose control of his emotions when suddenly a contestant was so ruthless and berated him so harshly.

They were actually quite afraid that the two of them would start fighting on stage. They didn't know if Zhang Dada would dare to do it, but they were sure that Hu Ka would!

Thanks to the director's quick intervention, a member of the production crew stepped on stage to save the day, pulling Zhang Dada, who was being rebuffed, away to the backstage area, thus preventing a live broadcast mishap.

Just then, a staff member brought over a steaming cup of tea: "Brother Da, Hu Ka is a madman. Don't take his advice seriously. Have some tea and calm down."

"I'll drink your mother's tea! You want to do this, don't you? Tell me, do you want to do this?!" Zhang Dada took the tea and immediately splashed it on the girl's face, then started punching and kicking her: "Is he crazy? Do I need you to remind me?"

"Seriously? Can't you see how annoying I am? I just got here and you're already here in a second. Are you deliberately trying to make a fool of me?!"

"Kneel down! Do you hear me? Kneel down and kowtow!"

And at this time.

The live stream sparked considerable controversy.

This person has absolutely no manners; how could he treat the host like that?

[He's so disrespectful to others, isn't he afraid of his reputation collapsing?!]

[Are you new here upstairs? It's all ruins now, how much more could it collapse?]

Even so, shouldn't they at least consider the viewing experience of the audience? Besides, the host didn't provoke him, so why is he so angry?

[Get ready for Daliyuan to blow up this washed-up internet celebrity!]

[Come on, if you looked at Zhang Dada's recent activities, you wouldn't say that. Zhang Dada has been frantically profiting from the misfortunes of obscure celebrities, doing nothing but exploiting them for attention.]

[I won't say anything if a nobody criticizes others, but I applaud him for criticizing Zhang Dada!] The controversy among netizens didn't last long.

The incompetent host was forced to flee, and Yang, the mentor, couldn't hold back any longer. He immediately confronted the stage with a hostile expression and demanded, "Why did you imitate my voice!"

"Nonsense, this is clearly my own voice, how is it imitating you?" Lu Ming said dismissively.

Teacher Yang: "???"

What a shameless liar who lies through his teeth.

Teacher Yang's face turned bright red, and she seemed to have been cooked. She stood up abruptly and began to accuse:
"You're arbitrarily flaunting my distinctive style, and even distorting and parodying it. This is superfluous, a serious infringement on my portrait rights, and an offense to my character!!"

"Especially the part where they put on some kind of 'fainting' effect at the end, do you think that's funny? This is a music variety show, a competition to select the king of singers, not the kind of variety show that just tries to amuse the audience!"

"No, please show some basic human respect, okay?"

"Why do I get so angry when I see you like this!"

When Teacher Yang saw that Lü Ming was still standing on the stage, grinning and picking his ear with his little finger, despite his serious questioning, he immediately rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was about to rush onto the stage and punch Lü Ming. He was clearly really angry. Although he was stopped by Teacher Hua, he was still furious.

"Teacher Yang, what are you saying? Do you think I need to write you an application to decide what style of singing I should use?"

"Family members in the live stream, I'm so scared! I feel like Teacher Yang is acting so unreasonably right now, he might rush onto the stage and punch me at any moment!"

"..." Teacher Yang was so angry she was practically spitting fire: "I'm trying to reason with you, so you better speak properly!"

"Oh, then I'll speak properly. Mr. Yang, you criticize me online at will, and engage in a series of actions against me, including spreading rumors, smearing, accusing, and even inciting your fans to cyberbully and insult me. Don't you ever have trouble sleeping at night because you feel guilty about the things you did during the day? Doesn't your conscience hurt when you pressure a child like this?"

"You're profiting from others' suffering, building your happiness on my pain, and inciting your fans to cyberbully me. What kind of musician are you? You're clearly a 'Yin Yue Ren'! You don't do anything a decent human being should do. Are you only satisfied when you've driven me to my death?!"

"Waaaaah... My life is so miserable!!"

Teacher Yang: "???"

Originally furious, Teacher Yang's face froze as he listened to Lü Ming's vivid and exaggerated accusations. The next second, large veins bulged on his forehead from anger.

How old are you and you still call yourself a child?
Waaaaah? Waaaaah! What the hell?!

Why did he feel so disgusted by Lü Ming's sarcastic and sword-selling tone?
If we could have really forced this nobody to his death back then, what a wonderful thing that would have been!

"How did I cyberbully you? This is being broadcast live, and all the netizens are watching. I'm warning you, you'd better not say anything carelessly, or I'll sue you for defamation!" Teacher Yang said solemnly.

Lu Ming scoffed: "Then tell me, you've been criticizing me on social media for the past six months and organizing your fans to hurl insults at me. And you've been making frequent statements in the last few days. What is this if not cyberbullying?"

"Freedom of speech." Teacher Yang felt like her brain was about to explode before she could think of a response:

"Everyone has the right to speak out on the internet and also the obligation to supervise the behavior of public figures. As a public figure, if you do something wrong, you should actively accept criticism. I was just trying to maintain the online environment. If you hold a grudge against me because of these things, then I'm sorry, but I have to do it!"

"Are you feeling wronged?" Lu Ming sneered. "I think you're just after traffic."

Teacher Yang stared at Lü Ming with an unfriendly expression.

His words were so well-founded, what could a young man with little cunning possibly find to be reasonable?

Unexpectedly, Lü Ming exploded the next second:

"If you like monitoring so much, why don't you monitor those superstars and movie stars? Didn't one of your acquaintances get arrested for soliciting prostitution not long ago? The person's relationship with you is listed as 'close friend' on the encyclopedia. They even came to be your guest performer at your last concert. If you like protecting the online environment so much, why didn't you speak up when this matter caused such a big uproar a while ago?"

"Is it because you all did it, but the hat only targeted him and not you?"

【? ? ? 】

【Fuck! 】

This is amazing!

[Isn't this a music program? How did they start fighting on the spot?]

If you're going to broadcast it like this, I'm going to make it and watch it!

[What a huge scoop!]

The live chat exploded instantly.

broken.

The encyclopedia entry was forgotten to be updated!

At this moment, Teacher Yang's mind was racing. He never expected that this damn nobody would dare to go on a tangent with him on the set of the show. Did he have a death wish?!

After being bombarded with questions by Lü Ming, Teacher Yang's voice became shrill: "You washed-up bastard! I'm warning you, as a public figure, you have to take legal responsibility for what you say!"

“No problem, so please answer my question directly. Don’t you like critical commentary? Why haven’t you commented on this matter?” Lu Ming pressed.

Teacher Yang retorted stubbornly, "What's there to comment on? So many things happen on the internet every day, my energy is limited, how could I possibly know everything?"

"You've spent all your energy trying to ride my coattails, haven't you?" Lu Ming sneered. "Besides, you just had a concert a month ago. If Teacher Yang has such a bad memory, who would dare to be friends with you? One minute you're all talk about being brothers, calling me when you need something, and the next you're all busy, far away, and can't get through on the phone."

"You really are something else!"

Teacher Yang:"……"

He was so speechless after being choked by Lü Ming that he slumped into his chair with a thud, his previous fierce demeanor completely gone.

That bastard's every word is full of traps; no matter how he responds, there's a problem!
Seeing that Teacher Yang was rendered speechless and even sweating profusely by the questioning from the clown, Teacher Hua immediately spoke up: "Don't avoid the question. Please answer directly about the prank on Teacher Yang. Don't you think what you did was immoral?!"

“Okay, Teacher Hua.” Lü Ming responded honestly, “Just as Teacher Yang said, there is freedom of creation. Everyone has the right to create, and also the obligation to contribute to the Chinese music scene!”

Teacher Yang: "???"

Isn't that the word I just used?

He stared suspiciously at the young man on the stage who was speaking eloquently, wanting to see what kind of nonsense this idiot could spout.

"To be honest, I am actually a fan of Teacher Yang. I liked his constipated music style when I was a child. It was because I was influenced by Teacher Yang that I have achieved nothing in the music field over the years."

"My buddy fired the shady Huayue a while ago, and this music variety show is in preparation. After much reflection, I finally figured out the root cause of all the failures over the years. So, while retaining my own basic skills, I only added a little bit of the singing style I learned from Teacher Yang, and that's how I got the results I have now."

"But I never expected that Teacher Yang would react so strongly, even to the point of rolling up her sleeves and going on stage to hit me!"

"I believe anyone with eyes can see that Teacher Yang, this cancerous growth on the Chinese music scene, thinks I sing better than him, so he's jealous and wants to ruin me in public. Brothers, the Chinese music scene is a dark place, there are warlords here. Don't sing! Big shots take it upon themselves to suppress the younger generation to protect their status!!"

【What the hell? You fired Huayue's squid!】

[Would you be polite to say that Mr. Yang's music style is like constipation?]

[Finally, someone helped me express my innermost thoughts to Teacher Yang. It's so stress-relieving!]

【It's because of Mr. Yang's influence that you've achieved nothing in the music field all these years. Do you even listen to what you're saying?】

[This is hilarious! Holy crap! How can this nobody be so funny?]

He knows every single word, but when he puts them together and says a sentence, he immediately becomes incoherent!

To be fair, in this category of singing style, which we might call "constipated singing," this unknown singer is indeed the master. Even Yang's voice in his younger days didn't have this kind of penetrating power.

Although I'm a hater of Ming, I agree with this point.

　I promised three updates today, and I definitely will. I've been getting into the swing of things these past couple of days, so don't worry. I won't sleep until I finish the next chapter; I'm going back to writing.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)