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Chapter 24 The piping hot stewed green beans are here—did you poison the food?! [Requesting monthly votes]

When Lü Ming woke up, he found the entire courtyard deserted and eerily quiet. He took out his phone to check the time; it was already 5:40, and no one else was awake. This puzzled him. After quickly washing up, Lü Ming went to the living room to wake everyone up, but received no response.

After checking for a while, Lü Ming clapped his hands, thinking to himself, "Oh no! Wu Qian and Teacher Huang must have deliberately left me out to trick me!"

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Last night, everything outside was in complete chaos. Huka woke up with absolutely no memory of what happened, and ironically, all the accidents were caused by him! It's hilarious!]

[Does Bai Zi want to hear what he's saying? That idiot smacked Qian Bao on the head with a bottle, and you're telling me he doesn't know anything?!]

He owes Qianbao a debt he can never repay in his lifetime!

[Prejudice in people's hearts is indeed a mountain; the moment things went wrong, Huka immediately concluded that he had been tricked by Teacher Huang and Qianbao!]

[Tell me, is this a scam or not?]

[The intention was genuine, but the attempt failed.]

Lu Ming was still thinking about the mission. Just as he was about to leave, a passerby reminded him to go online to check, and that's when he learned what had happened. So, Lu Ming immediately drove to the city hospital.

When he arrived at the hospital entrance, he noticed a restaurant specializing in home-style dishes that was open for business, and immediately rushed inside:
"Boss, two bowls of stewed green beans, no other side dishes, just green beans, the old kind, they have to be wilted. Also, add half a pound of coarse salt and half a pound of chili powder, stew until flavorful!"

boss:???
The middle-aged man looked deeply at Lü Ming and said earnestly, "No matter what your family has done to you, you must remember that they will always be your closest family in this world!"

"That's right, add another two ounces of mustard!"

boss:……

"You don't understand. This is one of my teacher's great hobbies. He often uses the fact that he has eaten more salt than young people have eaten rice to educate us, so I bring salt for him!"

Boss: "I can't do it."

Lü Ming: "Erbei!"

Boss: "I'll put in two ounces at most!"

……

Lu Ming carried a black plastic bag to the front of the ward. Before he even got close, he saw through the crack in the door a group of relatives and friends lying on the hospital bed with their eyes closed, all of whom were receiving IV drips!
Lü Ming shouted, "Teacher Huang!"

The brothers who were lying dead were startled by the sudden commotion!
Teacher Huang and Qianbao sat up abruptly. They knew who it was without even looking at that familiar and irritating voice!
Lu Ming pushed open the door and rushed forward, beaming with joy: "Teacher Huang, you're still alive! It's so good that you're alive!"

"Hey, isn't this my brother Qianbao? You're still alive too?"

"You've gotten so bloated after just one night?!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Wu Qian: "..."

The two men instinctively clenched their fists, and the next second, a sharp pain shot through the veins where the needles were inserted. They both winced and quickly relaxed, but their eyes remained fixed on Lü Ming with hostility.

"Who the hell is your brother?!" Wu Qian gritted his teeth.

Teacher Huang gave a forced smile: "Are you hoping for an old man like me?"

"How could that be? Teacher Huang, and Qianbao, I'm genuinely happy for you both to be safe and sound!" Lü Ming said sincerely, "No one knows how worried and sad I was when I woke up this morning and learned about the tragedy that happened last night. When I thought about your tragic experience, I almost cried!"

Teacher Huang scoffed, "You're secretly overjoyed, aren't you?"

Wu Qian sneered: "You almost laughed until you cried on the spot, didn't you?"

"What are you saying!" Lu Ming's face hardened, then he said earnestly, "To be honest, if you really want my brother's life, you can just say so. What's wrong with me giving it to him directly? Why involve other innocent people? Look at what you two have done to my brother Chao and the others. They haven't done anything wrong or committed any sins. What have they done to deserve such humiliation!"

Upon hearing this, Deng Chao's eyes immediately welled up with tears: "Lu Mingcai is such an honest and kind man!"

"Everything he said was fair!" Chen Chichi cried out in sympathy, "Do you know what it feels like to walk down the street without wearing a black hat and be stared at with strange looks? You'll never understand!"

"I'm allergic to wasabi. God knows what it feels like to open my eyes and sit up with my eyes covered in wasabi!" Li Chen broke down and confessed.

Teacher Huang: “…”

Wu Qian: "..."

They were completely unreasonable when dealing with nobodies, but when faced with the accusations from these industry colleagues, the two knew they were in the wrong and could only awkwardly accept them. However, when they looked at Lü Ming, they would unconsciously clench their fists and their eyes would flash with a fierce light.

Seeing this, the director, who was in charge of caring for and supervising everyone's condition, quickly stepped forward to remind them, "Xiaoming, Teacher Huang and the others are patients right now, they can't handle too much stimulation, so please watch your words..."

"One of them is my teacher, and the other is my brother and friend. I can't possibly provoke either of them!" Lu Ming said with an upright expression.

The director silently stepped aside: "Let's hope so!"

"Forget it, things have already come to this. Let's be lenient and give me, Lü Ming, some face. Let's not hold the crimes committed by Teacher Huang and Qian Bao against them."

"They all know they were wrong."

The ward fell silent.

It wasn't that Lü Mingzhen had much influence, but rather that they all knew that no matter how much they questioned him, it wouldn't change what had already happened, and they were at a loss for words, so they all kept quiet.

"When I heard that my most respected teacher, Mr. Huang, and my best brother, Qianbao, had such a big accident, I rushed to the hospital without stopping. When I got downstairs, I realized that you hadn't had breakfast yet. Luckily, there was a home-style restaurant on the street, so I asked them to stew two big bowls of fragrant green beans. Okay, enough said, sit up and eat while it's hot!"

Amidst everyone's strange gazes, Lü Ming took out two fully packed lunch boxes from the black plastic bag in his hand.

The broth is rich and flavorful, and the meat is tender and delicious!
It really is the most common home-style stewed green beans.

Teacher Huang: "!!!"

Wu Qian: "???"

Damn it, I thought this bastard had a change of heart and helped them out, but he turned around and brought out two bowls of stewed green beans to subtly insult them!

Although Lü Ming's expression was serious and showed no sign of schadenfreude, the two were absolutely certain that this bastard was secretly overjoyed.

However, considering their current miserable situation and the fact that they hadn't eaten much last night, the two of them were really hungry, but they were too embarrassed to accept the boxed lunch from Lü Ming, so they remained in that awkward situation.

The director was kind enough to help them unfold the small table for dining, and then helped them open the boxed lunches.

In an instant, the rich aroma of food filled the entire ward.

Deng Chao, Li Chen, Chen Chichi, and Wang Baoqiang were all starving, and their stomachs were rumbling loudly.

"Lu Ming, did you only bring two boxed lunches?" Brother Chao looked over expectantly.

Lu Ming seemed to be thinking about something, and then prepared to take away the food in front of Teacher Huang: "Why don't you eat first, Brother Chao? Teacher Huang doesn't seem very hungry. He's still able to walk, so let him go downstairs to buy some later!"

"What do you mean I'm not hungry? I was brutally beaten while recording a show, and I had my stomach pumped three times last night. I didn't eat much last night, and I vomited up all my bile. Now I'm so hungry I'm dizzy!" Teacher Huang slapped Lü Ming's hand away, preventing him from taking the food away.

Wu Qian had already picked up his spoon and started to eat heartily: "You, a lousy idiot, still have some conscience!"

"It's rare to be a decent human being today..." Teacher Huang mumbled in agreement, then put the delicious food into her mouth.

Lu Ming ignored their words and silently retreated to the wall.

puff! ! !
*Pfft!* The father and son, who had just eaten stewed green beans, immediately transformed into jetpack warriors, spitting out their food in a second. As if they had ingested some deadly poison, they bent over and coughed repeatedly!

"Ugh...tui!!"

"My vocal cords feel like they're burnt!"

"The food is poisoned!"

"Ptooey, ptooey...water...give me water!"

Deng Chao: "???"

Chen Chichi: "???"

Big Black Bull: "???"

The director glared at Lü Ming and exclaimed, "You poisoned the food?!"

"What are you talking about! The boss cooked all the food; I didn't even lift a finger in the cooking process!" Lü Ming immediately denied, then looked at the hospital bed and reminded her, "Teacher Huang, if the food isn't to your liking, you can have some green bean soup to quench your thirst!"

Teacher Huang instinctively picked up her lunchbox and took a sip of the soup, but the next second she exclaimed, "Wow!!!"

"Ugh... Hahahahahaha!"

Teacher Huang vomited violently, so much so that he stuck out his tongue and vomited bile.

"Sulfuric acid! I drank a mouthful of sulfuric acid!!"

Looking at Teacher Huang and Wu Qian, whose faces were flushed and in pain, the director wondered if the rat poison they had ingested the night before hadn't been thoroughly cleaned from their stomachs, causing their sense of taste to become disordered.

Lu Ming slapped his forehead and added:
"I forgot to mention, I think Professor Huang and Qianbao are either eating their dissertations or rat poison every day, and occasionally they even need to eat some poisonous green beans to soothe their stomachs. Their personal tastes must be much stronger than the average person's, so I specifically asked the owner to add two ounces of salt and chili peppers to the dish to cater to the dining experience of those who prefer strong flavors."

director:"!!!"

The brothers: "Huh?"

With red eyes, Teacher Huang jumped off the bed: "You idiot! I'm going to kill you!!"

"You bastard! Prepare to die!!" Before Teacher Huang could make a move, Wu Qian sprinted from the hospital bed and then kicked out with all his might, sending him and the IV drip flying towards Lü Ming!

Lu Ming nimbly dodged, and Qian Bao fell flat on his face, crying out in pain, "My needle! My needle leaked! My arm is bleeding!!"

Teacher Huang simply grabbed the IV stand and rushed over, then started swinging it wildly at Lü Ming!
Lu Ming was agile and nimble, flipping over the shelf one moment and crouching down to dodge the next. Finally, he stepped on Qian Bao's head and used the momentum to jump, quickly creating distance between them.

"Ahhhh!"

The ward was filled with Qianbao's heart-wrenching screams.

Teacher Huang carried the equipment and smashed it wildly, but he didn't hurt Lü Ming. Instead, Qian Bao was hit by the iron frame and saw stars, and his scalp tingled.

Brother Chao, Brother Chi, Brother Hei Niu, and all the other members of the brotherhood, including the director, were trembling and huddled in a corner, afraid of being affected by Teacher Huang's rage!
"You bum, stop right there!"

"Teacher Huang, stop chasing me. I'm Ouyang Ming, the Western Poison. We even had a CP (couple pairing) online a while ago, don't you remember?"

"I'll never forget your lingering charm, even if it turns to ashes. Today, I'm going to send you to hell!"

"I brought you a hot meal to the hospital first thing this morning, and I'm guilty of something? Teacher Huang, you have no heart!!"

"I'll tear your damn mouth apart!!"

Qian Bao, who had been lying on the ground, staggered to his feet. He yanked the syringe out, ignoring the spurting blood from his arm, and immediately grabbed the IV stand in front of his bed. With red eyes, he and Teacher Huang formed a pincer movement and launched a fierce attack on Lü Ming.

"Neither of us can be eliminated today!"

"You all better not live anymore!!"

"Qianbao, calm down! I'm a fan, I'm your Megni the most!"

"I get so disgusted just looking at your fake fan face! You better not pretend to be a fan!!"

"Stop! Stop!!"

The entire ward was in complete chaos, a complete mess.

Fortunately, Wang Baoqiang was quick and agile, and immediately stopped the out-of-control Teacher Huang and Wu Qian. After covering Lü Ming's safe evacuation, the nursing team also arrived in time. After an injection of sedative, Teacher Huang and Wu Qian, who were shouting and fighting just a second ago, immediately sat down.

It took a while for the two, who had been driven to a mental breakdown by the green beans, to regain their senses.

"Teacher Huang, I just received a notice that the higher-ups want to resume the live stream first thing tomorrow morning. But judging from your mental state, I think you should take sick leave and not record for now?"

"If he, an unknown actor, dares to record, why can't we?"

"Record it! We absolutely must record it!"

"My son and I are in great spirits, we've never been this good!"

The two spoke with conviction and were determined to join the Party.

"Well... alright." The director looked at the old man and the young man and felt that if things continued like this, the two of them would eventually be driven insane by the obscure celebrities.

Although the members of the group were all hospitalized due to the live-streaming accident, in fact, apart from Wu Qian and Teacher Huang, the others were not seriously injured. At most, BaBy and Dilraba suffered some mental trauma and may be left with psychological trauma in the future. After all, it is hard for a girl not to feel lingering fear when she wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a zombie in front of her.

As for Wu Qian and Teacher Huang, they suffered physical injuries, but none of them were serious. However, the rat poison they ingested caused some psychological trauma, which will take time to heal.

……

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The next day.

At 6:00 AM, after a full day and two nights of hype, Running Man, which had once broken all records in domestic variety shows, started its live broadcast again under the intense scrutiny of a massive number of netizens!
Today, the members of the brotherhood were divided into three groups: red, yellow, and blue.

Red Team: Teacher Huang, Deng Chao, BaBy.

Yellow Team: Wu Qian, Chen Chichi, Li Chen.

Blue Team: Lü Ming, Wang Baoqiang, Reba.

The morning air was fresh, and the three teams quickly arrived at the bustling West Lake Square. Under the drone's lens, countless middle-aged women formed a huge group to dance in the square. Unaware of what was about to happen, the team members mingled in to join in the fun. Chao Ge, who was particularly good at dancing, was undoubtedly the most eye-catching and the one dancing the most enthusiastically.

But soon, the music for the square dancing stopped abruptly!

The elderly men and women took out various acupressure mats in a very orderly manner and then laid them out neatly on the spacious square. Half an hour later, a large acupressure mat track was presented to everyone.

The director's voice came through:
"Your first task today is a morning run on the acupressure mat!"

[Acupressure mat morning run]

[Rules]: All members must complete the three-person relay barefoot within the specified time to be the first to proceed to the next task location to receive the reward. There are two rewards in total, and the first team to arrive can choose first.

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(End of this chapter)