"why you?"

When Wu Qian saw the driver's face as he turned around, his face was filled with terror.

No wonder the taxi driver's voice sounded so familiar. It wasn't that he was wrong; the taxi driver in front of him was actually Lü Ming in disguise.

[Holy crap, this is a flop!]

[No, how did he end up here? Didn't he leave a long time ago?]

[That idiot is really good at this! He actually offered to drive Wu Qian around!]

[I came from Huka's live stream, where is Huka? Holy crap, he's really here!]

So, he didn't run away because of any emergency; he just wanted to cause trouble, right?

[I knew Huka wouldn't be so honest; so he was waiting for us here!]

[I can practically feel Wu Qian's emotional breakdown, hahaha!]

When Lü Ming appeared on Wu Qian's screen, the viewers who were originally in Lü Ming's live stream quickly flocked to Wu Qian's live stream. They couldn't help but laugh as they watched Lü Ming, the driver in front of them, transform into a seasoned city driver and drive Wu Qian.

When people first saw Lü Ming sneaking away in his live stream, they all thought he might have some kind of conflict with the "Running Man" production team, which is why he ran away.

However, after learning from the conversation between the production team and the cameraman that Lü Ming had already spoken to the "Running Man" production team, they were relieved, thinking that Lü Ming had something he couldn't say on camera.

It now appears that Lü Ming did have something to do, but it was for the purpose of doing what he is doing now.

As a guest on the show, he secretly disguised himself as a taxi driver and drove for another guest.
Only someone like Lü Ming would be capable of doing something like this.

"Why can't it be me?"

"I kindly offered to take you there, and this is how you treat me!"

Seeing the confusion and fear on Wu Qian's face in the rearview mirror, Lü Ming smiled faintly, pressed his right foot on the accelerator slightly, and increased the car's speed.

After hearing the program team's arrangements, Lü Ming immediately had this idea.

After speaking with the production team, Lü Ming shook off the cameraman following him and then found a taxi driver nearby. He rented the taxi and waited for Wu Qian.

If Wu Qian had simply asked someone to deliver it for him, then Lü Ming planned to drive there himself.

But to everyone's surprise, Wu Qian was incredibly cooperative. He refused the fans' request to personally take him there, and instead borrowed 100 yuan from them, planning to take the bus there himself.

Isn't this a coincidence?

Upon seeing Wu Qian waving, Lü Ming quickly drove over to Wu Qian's side and picked him up.

To be honest, although Lü Ming had anticipated that Zhejiang TV would invite some very interesting guests, he did not expect that Wu Qian would actually come to participate in this episode of "Running Man".

So when Lü Ming first saw Wu Qian appear, he was actually quite excited.

It's been a long time since I've had a proper heart-to-heart talk with 'Qianbao', not to mention that this guy just stirred up some trouble for Lü Ming online not long ago.

If Lü Ming didn't take good care of him this time, he would be letting down the friendship between Lü Ming and him.

Lu Ming is no saint. He said that Wu Qian didn't come here to target him, so Lu Ming shouldn't have done these things.

As for enemies, if there's no chance, fine; but if there is, then we must ruthlessly crush them.

Wu Qian's performance in the first round of the game was just an appetizer from Lü Ming; this was the main course.

"You think I'm afraid of you just because you're like this?"

"I don't believe you would really dare to kill me?"

"Besides, we're both in the same car. If you kill me, you'll be killed too!"

Upon hearing Lü Ming's words, a hint of panic appeared on Wu Qian's face. Then, as if remembering something, he gripped the handle next to his seat tightly with one hand, while stubbornly retorting to Lü Ming.

[Stubborn to the end, 20!]

Do you think Wu Qian was afraid?

Look at that trembling hand gripping the handle. Do you think he's afraid?

[Isn't this going a bit too fast?! What if something goes wrong? We're doomed!]

[It's okay that Wu Qian died, but what will happen if that nobody dies?!]

[Are you even human? You have no humanity at all! Go ahead and run your stall, you bum, I'll collect your body if you die!]

[Contact number for Hangzhou Binjiang Crematorium: 1575#######!]

【No, we've already reached the stage of contacting the crematorium!】

Seeing Wu Qian still stubbornly refusing to admit it, viewers in the live stream laughed and teased him.

Compared to the somewhat boring game in the morning, the scene at this moment was exactly what they wanted to see; it was truly spectacular.

In just a short time, nearly a million viewers flooded into the live stream, and the number continues to rise.

In other words, Wu Qian couldn't see the comments in the live stream right now, otherwise he would definitely be cursing these guys for not helping those in distress and then profiting from their misfortune.

"You're a very problematic person. Murder is a crime!"

"I'm not like you; I would never do anything illegal!"

Looking at the strong and stubborn Wu Qian, Lü Ming smiled, then increased the car's speed to nearly 150 km/h. The entire car began to vibrate slightly, as if it were about to fall apart at any moment.

Lu Ming had already found out that there was no speed limit on this road leading to the suburban farm, and race car drivers often trained on it.

How were your grades when you were in school?

"Why do you ask?"

Upon hearing Lü Ming's suddenly off-topic question, Wu Qian looked puzzled, wondering why Lü Ming would suddenly ask such a question.

"I just wanted to ask, to test your math skills!"

After speaking, Lü Ming pointed to a stone pillar beside the road not far away and said to Wu Qian, "We are about one kilometer away from that stone pillar right now. If we hit it at a speed of 150 miles per hour with a quarter of the car body, guess how much the final kinetic energy would be?"

"What is kinetic energy? What are you talking about?"

Upon hearing Lü Ming's words, Wu Qian's eyes involuntarily turned to the massive stone pillar not far away, a hint of fear flashing in his eyes.

"It's obvious he's an illiterate with little education; he doesn't even know this!"

"I did the math, and since it was that part of the car that hit me, my chances of surviving are about 80%!"

"As for you... tsk tsk tsk!"

"Have you bought personal accident insurance? If so, could you change the beneficiary to my name now?"

Lu Ming turned his head, a smile on his face, and said those words that could only be described as terrifying to Wu Qian, who was sitting behind him.

[Are you really not coming back?]

There's no need for a nobody to take this seriously; it's just talk.

[His life is worthless, but yours is very valuable. There's no need to trade places with him!]

[Don't even mention 80%, even if it were 99%, I still can't accept a washed-up celebrity taking this kind of risk!]

What is the production team doing? It's so dangerous, who would dare to go on the show after this?!

[Just between you and me, has anyone calculated the final kinetic energy? My calculation seems a bit off!]

[Oh! You're actually calculating?]

[Hey bro, DM me and let's see if our calculations match!]

【Are you even human? The man is about to die, and you're still discussing this!】 #LuMingRacingWithWuQian#
#This nobody wants to take Wu Qian down with him#
#A brief account of the love-hate relationship between Huka and Wu Qian#
Just as the discussion in the live stream was getting heated, a series of topics suddenly went viral on Weibo's trending topics. When netizens saw these topics, they were completely bewildered and had no idea what was going on.

Lu Ming went to participate in the "Running Man" program, so why did he take Wu Qian to race cars?

And what's with this "to die together" thing?

Many people, seeing the hastily produced slices online, quickly flocked to the kiwi fruit livestream.

"Boss, should we deal with this? What if something goes wrong?"

Seeing the situation in the live stream, Gangzi's subordinate couldn't help but ask Gangzi a question.

For kiwifruit, although viewers are constantly flocking to kiwifruit's live broadcast room, the number of people has exceeded four or five million in a short period of time.

If this had happened before, they would have been extremely excited and thrilled to see such results.

But at this moment, their eyes were full of worry. If an accident really happened, it would definitely be the biggest accident that the "Running Man" program had ever encountered since its live broadcast.

At that time, both Zhejiang TV and their kiwifruit will probably be bombarded by netizens.

"Don't worry, I know that guy too well. He's even more afraid of dying than I am!"

Hearing his subordinate's worried words, Gangzi showed no concern whatsoever.

He knows Lü Ming too well.

Putting aside the fact that Lü Ming's popularity and online traffic completely overwhelm Wu Qian's, it would be very easy for him to target Wu Qian without needing to resort to any mutually destructive methods.

Not to mention that Lu Ming is so afraid of death that he doesn't even dare to do dangerous sports like bungee jumping. How could he possibly take Wu Qian with him to die together?
Gangzi didn't believe it at all.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"What do you want? I don't want to die!"

Looking at the increasingly clear stone pillars in the distance, and at the car that still hadn't slowed down, Wu Qian felt a sense of collapse and shouted loudly to Lü Ming in fear.

"Don't worry, I'll be with you on your journey to the underworld!"

After hearing Wu Qian's tearful account, Lü Ming spoke with great emotion.

"I beg you!"

"Although I targeted you before and thought about getting back at you this time, it doesn't warrant death!"

Please spare my life!

With a trembling voice, Wu Qian pleaded with Lü Ming, hoping that Lü Ming would be magnanimous and spare him, as he truly did not want to die.

"Call me 'Dad' and I'll let you go!"

"impossible!"

Upon hearing Lü Ming's words, a flash of anger crossed Wu Qian's face; this was a complete humiliation to him.

It should be noted that Wu Qian had always wished Lü Ming dead.

If he were to call Lü Ming "father," wouldn't that be a slap in his own face? How would he ever face anyone again?

"It's alright, there are still about 800 meters to go!"

As if he had expected Wu Qian's answer, Lü Ming simply increased the speed of the car slightly.

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

[I knew this nobody was up to something, he even called me "daddy"!]

How long do you think Wu Qian can hold out? I'd guess a minute!

According to our professional calculations, at Hu Ka's current speed, a collision will occur in less than a minute. Taking into account the time needed to decelerate, this means Wu Qian has about thirty seconds left!

I'm sorry, it's my fault, I wasn't careful! I'll guess again, ten seconds!

[Ten seconds is an exaggeration; you should be able to last at least twenty seconds!]

Don't you all think Lü Ming's behavior is a bit too much? He's using other people's lives as a tool for threats!

[Huh? This is going too far? Then wasn't it too far to feed people the Nine-Turned Intestines? Wasn't it too far to teach them to break stones on their chests?]

[Holy crap, now that you mention it, it does seem to make sense!]

"father!"

After glancing at the cameraman's lens, Wu Qian whispered to Lü Ming in front of him.

For Wu Qian, he simply dared not gamble.

If it were other celebrities, Wu Qian might not be too afraid, since those celebrities have to care about the impact on their careers.

But Lü Ming is different!

This guy doesn't even have the concepts of fear or concern in his head. Back when he was just a nobody in the entertainment industry, he dared to feed Teacher Huang and these top-tier young stars with Nine-Turned Intestines. That shows how crazy he is.

"I can't hear you!"

Hearing Wu Qian call out "Father" in his ear, Lü Ming shook his head with a hint of dissatisfaction.

"Don't go too far!"

"I'll fight you to the death if necessary!"

A look of humiliation flashed across Wu Qian's face as he loudly threatened Lü Ming.

"Five hundred meters to go!"

"father!"

As soon as Lü Ming finished speaking, Wu Qian covered his face and shouted loudly.

"My dear son, Dad heard you!"

Lu Ming's voice carried a hint of relief as he adjusted his course slightly and drove back onto the main road.

【Hahahahaha! 】

[A top-tier male celebrity calling someone "Dad" is something I've never seen before!]

[These obscure celebrities are hilarious, their schedules are just too packed!]

As a fan of a relatively unknown artist, this is the first time I've seen someone like that on a variety show create such a buzz—it's so entertaining!

I can't wait to see what happens next!

Where's the cameraman? Please point the camera at Wu Qian!

[Timer, come out here and tell us how many seconds you lasted!]

[Three seconds!]

[Got it! Spread the word: Wu Qian only lasted three seconds!]

[Hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing in this live stream room sooner or later!]

Upon hearing the clear "Dad" coming from the camera, the viewers in the live stream couldn't help but burst into laughter, clutching their stomachs.

Even longtime fans who had watched Lu Ming's variety shows many times couldn't help but chuckle when they saw this scene.

Lu Ming is absolutely a born variety show genius!
They're so good at creating entertaining content! (End of Chapter)

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