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Chapter 103: Netizens are laughing hysterically! Teacher Huang's most miserable episode ever! [Seeking monthly votes]

[What the heck? The cat's calling me daddy!]

[It seems that Huka (a popular internet personality) isn't going to let Teacher Huang off the hook.]

[Although it's dangerous, why do I feel like laughing so much seeing how calm this nobody is? Is my empathy really that bad?]

Are you laughing at yourself? This is a matter of life and death, and even a washed-up celebrity's fans can't distinguish between what's important and what's urgent?

[How dark must someone's heart be to joke about other people's personal safety? I don't understand why anyone would like an artist like this.]

[This is so bad, it's like they've eaten your conscience!]

[Upstairs, you upstairs wasp, listen up! I saw it all clearly. It was Teacher Huang who pushed Hu Ka first. If Hu Ka hadn't dodged quickly, he might have actually been pushed down. I'm thinking, isn't Teacher Huang just reaping what he sowed? Knowing it was dangerous up there, he still pushed Hu Ka. If Hu Ka had fallen, you probably wouldn't have this expression, would you?]

[Wasp's been watching too many TV dramas and it's gone to his head. Surely no one actually believes someone could pull a person up from such a narrow space? Those kinds of stories about jumping off buildings and being pulled back up are only in TV dramas!]

[These kinds of high-altitude rescues require professionals, and at the very least, a safety rope must be used; otherwise, if someone pulls down from below, there's a high chance the person above will also be pulled down.]

So, are these obscure celebrities just going to stand by and watch their fate crumble?

While netizens were arguing in the live chat, Teacher Huang tearfully said, "You bum, what time is it? You're still joking with me now! Quickly pull me up!"

"I'm afraid of dying. Given our relationship, the most I'll do is call the fire department for you." Lu Ming calmly glanced at the member waving anxiously, his face upturned. "Unless you call me 'Dad,' I might risk my life to save my unfilial son!"

Teacher Huang was so angry that he burst into tears. He had a million curses raging in his mind, but seeing that Lü Ming was really going to abandon him and turn around to leave, he anxiously called out, "Dad!"

"Louder, haven't you eaten yet?"

"Dad!" Teacher Huang broke down, gripping the railing tightly. As he fell, he felt the calluses on his hands being rubbed raw. He screamed at the top of his lungs, "Help!"

Lu Ming chuckled: "Good son, your father is here to save you!"

He stepped forward, ready to pull the swaying Teacher Huang up. With his core strength, this was not a difficult task. Just as Lü Ming grabbed Teacher Huang's arm and was about to pull him up, Teacher Huang, whose palms were sore from the calluses, was about to let go. Suddenly, a strong wind arose on the river!

"Mother!" Teacher Huang shuddered suddenly, her voice trembling.

Feeling her body being swayed by the strong wind, Teacher Huang had almost cried her eyes out and was completely emotionally distraught: "Pull me up! Pull me up!"

"Okay, I have my own rhythm, stop barking!" Lu Ming also felt a little unsteady in the wind. He grabbed Teacher Huang's arm with one hand and the iron railing on the side with the other to steady himself.

With a sudden burst of strength, Teacher Huang loosened his grip on the railing and was pulled upwards by Lü Ming. Soon, his upper body was on the iron frame. Teacher Huang grabbed two steel bars with both hands, panting heavily and drenched in sweat. He felt as if he had truly escaped death.

Seeing that the old man wasn't exerting any effort at all, just lying there waiting for him to pull him up, Lü Ming was speechless. However, since Teacher Huang was so old and had already called him "father," he decided to be a good father and protect his unfilial son.

Lu Ming pulled upwards with all his might, but the next second, he suddenly heard a 'bang'!
The iron railing that Lü Ming was holding was suddenly snapped. Lü Ming, who was struggling to pull Teacher Huang away, suddenly swayed and fell towards Teacher Huang.

Teacher Huang's face changed drastically, her features contorted in a frenzy: "Ahhhhh!"

"Looks like burnt coffee!!!"

"Don't come here!!"

He was half-lying in the trough above, his hands gripping the steel tightly, afraid of being knocked off by Lü Ming. But then, a gust of wind blew, and Lü Ming lost his balance, falling over Teacher Huang and suddenly tilting to the side...

【Fuck! 】

[This is a burnt coffee!]

[He sacrificed himself to save Teacher Huang!]

Oh my god!!

Netizens were all shocked.

The group of people watching below, who had initially breathed a sigh of relief thinking Teacher Huang was saved, now had their hearts in their throats again, their faces filled with shock: "Hugo is a flop!!"

Falling from a height of nearly 100 meters into the Huangpu River below, although the security personnel arranged by the program team had already set up a lifeboat to stand by below, if someone really fell in, they would definitely choke on water, and if they couldn't swim, it could really be fatal if the rescue wasn't timely!
"Oh!!!"

Suddenly, everyone's eyes widened, and they all cried out in surprise.

Everyone thought that Huang was doomed, but to everyone's surprise, in the instant he fell, Lü Ming grabbed Teacher Huang's pants—yes, his pants!
The uniforms provided by the production team for the guests were all without belts, but were sports pants with elastic waistbands. In the rush, Huang was pulled by Lü Ming. Before he could figure out what was going on, he suddenly felt a cold breeze on his balls. Before he could feel it properly, he felt a heavy weight on his body and a huge force pulling him downwards!

Driven by an overwhelming will to survive, Teacher Huang gripped the steel frame tightly with both hands, muttering, "What's going on? What's going on? Help! Help me!"

In full view.

Teacher Huang's pants were pulled down to the hem, and Lü Ming had already grabbed Teacher Huang's ankles with both hands, holding them tightly.

A fierce wind was blowing across the Huangpu River. The two men were pulled together like a piece of a double-layered line, swaying up and down in the wind. Whether viewed from the fixed camera on Lü Ming's helmet or from the perspective of a drone suspended in the air, it was clear that Teacher Huang's legs were bare, and he was only wearing a pair of red flats that were flapping in the wind.

【Fuck! 】

Thank goodness I didn't fall, that scared me to death!

I almost thought I'd never see this washed-up celebrity again.

[Teacher Huang's pants were pulled down, and they were red flats! No, I mean, this is just too much!]

[I feel like I've seen this scene in a movie before. Indeed, inspiration often comes from reality.]

[Although I really want to laugh, this is just too thrilling, I can't laugh. This guy almost died! And in this situation, Teacher Huang could easily give up because he's exhausted, it's not a good look!]

[I'm fucking terrified! This is the most outrageous production team I've ever seen. I'm trembling with fear!]

[That bumbling guy almost lost his life! That damned Teacher Huang, he ruined himself and others!]

[Those washed-up celebrities deserve their fate; they should just jump off themselves, don't drag Teacher Huang down with them!]

[Is Wasp even human to say something like that? Didn't Huka risk his life to save your idol? Now that your idol is safe, he's turning his back on you? Have you no shame?!]

Teacher Huang also noticed his embarrassment. When he looked back, his face immediately turned red, partly because he was excited and kept screaming, but also partly because he was ashamed.

His pants were ripped off, and he was hanging over the Huangpu River wearing only a pair of red flats. Such a disgraceful sight, no matter whether he lives or dies today, he will forever be remembered in people's hearts.

"My lifelong reputation is ruined!" Teacher Huang's heart was bleeding, and he roared, "You idiot, let go!"

"Are you even speaking human language?" Lu Ming cursed. "I shouldn't have saved you in the first place. Listen, grab me, I'm dragging you up here!"

"Don't drag me into this!" Teacher Huang struggled desperately.

Even at this critical moment of life and death, a wicked thought suddenly came to his mind. He couldn't help but want to kick Lü Ming off so that he could be saved. However, he only managed to twitch twice instinctively before Lü Ming pinched the flesh on his ankle hard with his fingernails.

The pain instantly brought Teacher Huang back to her senses, and she gasped, "Stop! Stop!"

"Behave yourself!" Lu Ming stopped using force, afraid that Teacher Huang would give in and be finished.

Driven by an intense will to survive, Teacher Huang disregarded the pain and, as he stopped struggling, unleashed an unprecedented surge of survival instinct, gripping the steel tightly with both hands!
The wide-angle shot gave people a completely new understanding of Lü Ming's outstanding physical abilities, because they saw that even under such circumstances, Lü Ming actually grabbed Teacher Huang and used his strong core strength to lift himself up. When his upper body passed his calves, he contracted his strength and twisted his legs into a pretzel shape, simply using Teacher Huang as a 'tree' to climb upwards!
The visual impact of this scene left all viewers in front of their screens with expressions of disbelief: "That's incredible!"

"This core power... I'm stunned!"

"No wonder he's a washed-up celebrity!"

"The significance of fitness was fully demonstrated at this moment. It proves that good physical fitness not only makes you energetic in daily life, but most importantly, it can really save your life in critical moments!"

The group of men below were all gaping in shock.

What was happening before their eyes was completely beyond their comprehension.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they might have thought this was... a movie shoot! Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lü Ming grabbed Teacher Huang and pulled him up step by step. With a kick of his feet, he accidentally kicked off Teacher Huang's red underwear. Feeling the biting cold, Teacher Huang's hands were already numb, as if he had lost all feeling. He was only holding on by willpower when he suddenly shuddered: "Where the hell are you kicking? Pull my pants up!"

Lü Ming: "..."

You're risking your life, and you're still thinking about your pants?

Sometimes, he really couldn't understand these seniors. If you called them cowardly, they valued their reputation even more than their own lives. If you called them tough, they were always weak and playful in front of him. They would often be speechless after just a few words in a verbal argument, and in a physical fight, they would often end up with their teeth knocked out.

Within seconds, Lü Ming had climbed up. He glanced at the fence he had broken with lingering fear, then pulled hard, bringing Teacher Huang up with him.

Seeing this, the members of the "Men's Gang" below, as well as the program director backstage who was watching the monitor with a tense and uneasy expression, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"It's safe!"

"These two are really going too far. I've told them several times before to be careful. I won't even mention the bum, but how can Teacher Huang, at his age, always do such outrageous things!"

Director Yan was relieved, but also somewhat reproachful.

If the two of them really did fall into the Huangpu River, regardless of how the live broadcast data for this episode would be, it would definitely become the most talked-about live broadcast accident in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry, thus becoming a regular feature every year.

Director Yan naturally knew that the fault did not lie with Lü Ming. In fact, without Lü Ming, Teacher Huang might have already fallen into the Huangpu River, and would either be dizzy from choking on water or already rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment...

【Very good! 】

[We're finally safe! I never expected this, it's all thanks to my hapless friend!]

Now you can laugh out loud if you want to.

[When the streamer came up, Teacher Huang was kicked, exposing both of his buttocks. He suffered from the effects of high technology; modern live streaming equipment is high-definition, and drones even have automatic focusing, giving Teacher Huang's shapely buttocks a close-up. Hahaha, from now on, I can't look at Teacher Huang the same way!]

To be honest, I suspect that for a moment, Mr. Huang might have thought of his mother, considering the last time he sported this look was fifty years ago!

[I've settled in Bengbu, hahaha!]

[Teacher Huang's back, which he had hunched over his entire life, finally snapped completely at this moment!]

Taisha is dead!

[I really don't know how Professor Huang will face the gazes of the students when he goes to teach at the Beijing Film Academy.]

[Students are generally fine; most respect their seniors and teachers and won't publicly undermine them. But it's different with friends. When Teacher Huang has a small gathering with his friends, they've barely taken a sip of wine before everyone is laughing. But if any controversy arises at the dinner, his friends will say things like, "I don't even want to talk about you. Look at how you acted last time you were on a show with that nobody; they practically exposed your ass."]

[Hahahaha! Hiccup!]

[Teacher Huang has provided me with laughs for at least three years. I've recorded it, and I watch it every day to stay away from depression!]

Is it really okay for you to make fun of Teacher Huang like this? These people are heartless!

[The joker just laughed it off, but you, Teacher Huang, really wanted to destroy that nobody from the start. You only have yourself to blame!]

After the netizens were relieved, the comments section burst into laughter!
at the same time.

Once ashore, Teacher Huang, not even bothering to savor the feeling of surviving a disaster, hurriedly pulled up his red flats that were hanging around his knees. As for the pants... they had fallen into the Huangpu River while Lü Ming was climbing. It would have been fine if he hadn't been wearing flats, but now that he was wearing them, combined with his flushed face and tear-streaked cheeks, it was even more of an eyesore!

"You idiot, you ruined me, you ruined me!!"

Teacher Huang didn't even dare to stand up. He huddled in the narrow gap between the ladders, pointing at Lü Ming to vent his frustration.

Lu Ming also sat down, too lazy to pay attention to the gossipy Teacher Huang.

Instead, they quietly savored the joy of surviving a catastrophe.

That experience was so exciting!
He had no protective gear. Falling from nearly a hundred meters in the air, he wouldn't necessarily suffer any serious injuries. Given his physical condition and ability to swim, he would at most swallow some water. However, in that state of heightened adrenaline, he didn't have much time to think calmly. All Lü Ming knew was that if he really fell, he might really be saying goodbye to this world.

"You idiot, speak up! Speak to me!"

"I will never let you go in this lifetime, not even as a ghost. I must kill you to vent my hatred!"

Looking at the rambling Mr. Huang, Lü Ming could easily tell that he was emotionally broken and somewhat mentally unstable. After all, it's hard for anyone to calm down after a brush with death, especially for an old man like Mr. Huang who is over fifty years old.

"Teacher Huang, stop barking! If I hadn't pulled you up, you would have fallen into the Huangpu River long ago!"

"If it weren't for pulling you up, I wouldn't have almost gotten myself into this mess!"

Teacher Huang's eyes widened: "So I should thank you?"

"You're supposed to be a professor at Beijing Film Academy, yet you use such foul language. It really damages the school's reputation. Watch your manners, be dignified, do you understand?"

"I'm being dignified towards you..." Teacher Huang subconsciously wanted to launch into a tirade against traditional Chinese culture, but seeing how calm Lü Ming's face was, he regained his composure and didn't say anything too harsh: "In short, you have to give me an explanation, because of you, my life is ruined!"

"Explanation?" Lü Ming looked Huang up and down, his face covered in dust and looking disheveled, and said with a mocking look, "Teacher Huang, is this your year of birth? You're actually quite cute, being so small!"

Teacher Huang: "???"

"Bullshit!" Teacher Huang was furious, the veins on his forehead throbbing as if they were about to burst.

Lu Ming said in a funny tone, "You used to call him 'Dad,' but now you call him 'flop.' Teacher Huang, you're not a kid anymore. I suggest you stop going back on your word so easily; it's quite unethical!"

"You dare bring up what happened before?!" Teacher Huang felt utterly humiliated and was so angry he was practically spitting fire. He yelled, "And you, a nobody, have the nerve to accuse me of being immoral? You're defying the heavens! Where's your shame?!"

Seeing that the two were not coming down and were even arguing with each other up there, the director backstage was terrified. He quickly used the drone's loudspeaker to tell them to come down immediately to prevent them from getting angry with each other and causing a 'second phase' live broadcast accident. Teacher Huang was really scared and rushed down the ladder before Lü Ming could.

When he reached the bottom level and pulled himself down the rope, he looked at his teammates who came to greet him, his face contorted with grief, as if he were seeing his parents: "Do you know how much I sacrificed to punish that idiot for you guys?!"

"I'm so embarrassed! I've lost all face! I'm too ashamed to live like this!"

Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei looked at each other in bewilderment.

They witnessed the whole thing from below, and even when they saw Lü Ming and Teacher Huang up there not coming down, they even used the PD's phone to watch the live stream from a first-person perspective in order to hear each other's conversations clearly. Although their teammates' miserable state was quite funny, they were still longtime friends, and they couldn't laugh out loud in front of them. So, they all had serious or tense faces, feeling very uncomfortable.

The two knew that Teacher Huang harbored resentment. After all, the lesser-known actors had already made it to the top, while they, as the most established members of the team, hesitated and dared not compete with them. In the end, this task naturally fell to Teacher Huang.

They also bear some responsibility for the misfortune that befell the other party, so they feel indebted to Teacher Huang.

The favors between the Best Actor and Best TV Actor are naturally very significant. Teacher Huang has now regained his senses and is simply putting on an act. His goal is to make his teammates feel guilty and get an apology from them. After all, they have already lost face and suffered losses, so they can't just leave without getting anything in return, right?

Although personal connections have no concrete value, one of them is a movie star and the other is a TV drama star. Whenever a major project is launched in the future, he can take the initiative to get a share of the profits. Out of consideration for personal connections, the other party cannot refuse his request.

This is the true nature of the Chinese entertainment industry; everyone there is shrewd and calculating.

"We will definitely avenge you!" Hong Lei glared fiercely at Lü Ming as he came down from above. He immediately went up to cause trouble and pulled the rope used for climbing off the ground, tying it to one side so that Lü Ming could not pull himself down by the rope.

Huang Yingdi also chimed in, "Teacher Huang, you can wear my pants first, I'm wearing long johns today!"

This movie star has really high emotional intelligence. He openly took off his own trousers and gave them to Teacher Huang in an emergency, which can be regarded as building a reputation for being kind and righteous, while also letting Teacher Huang feel his good intentions.

The three old men were playing the game of social etiquette, but Lu Ming pointed at Hong Lei and said, "You've gone too far. I almost lost my life just now and even saved your teammates. And now you're kicking me while I'm down. You used to be a gang leader, but this is not how you act in the underworld!"

"That was just acting, young man, don't talk nonsense!" Hong Lei's face darkened. He felt that this little rascal was deliberately digging a pit for him to jump into. He changed the subject: "Give me the key, and then call me Brother Lei, and I'll put you down. Otherwise, you can stay up there and we'll go find other beacon towers."

"hehe."

Of course, Lü Ming wouldn't give Hong Lei the key. At this moment, he was nearly four meters above the ground. Under everyone's watchful eyes, Lü Ming actually jumped down from there without using a rope. He even did a forward roll to dissipate the force when he landed on the floor. This clean and neat move really impressed everyone, including the self-righteous Hong Lei.

(End of this chapter)