T0 Gaming Guild Saves the World.
Chapter 480, 479: I didn't know, she came to my door herself, carrying milk.
Chapter 480, 479. I didn't know, she came to my door herself with the milk.
French Fries felt an unprecedented eeriness permeating the atmosphere today.
Beneath the shimmering surface of the water lurks a colossal creature, the calm before it leaps out to hunt.
But she couldn't find the source.
Jiang Heyi's parents had a great time chatting with him. After they finished talking about the game, they also chatted about some small things in their lives.
For example, cohabitation.
"Has Xiaofei become lazy with you all taking care of her?"
"No, no, she made me more diligent."
"Does Xiaofei still act like she's at home, unable to sleep without a pillow?"
That sudden, unexpected turn of events was incredibly insidious.
"Well, I've never been inside her room, so I don't really know."
Jiang Heyi felt it was best to be more restrained on this topic.
You can't exactly say that she uses herself as a body pillow and sometimes sleeps like a koala.
"You answered fluently." Lu Xinxin took a sip of tea. "Did Xiaofei rehearse with you beforehand?"
"Who would be as mushy as you guys?" Fries turned his face away, looking disgusted.
Lu Xinxin's lips curled up, and she immediately began clearing the dishes: "Okay, then come and help. If you're just sitting there, are you going to let Potato help you?"
Jiang Heyi followed Liu Jinhong to the balcony.
They said it was for ventilation, but Jiang Heyi knew that this meant they were going to talk about something else, away from the fries.
He suddenly became nervous for no reason.
"By the way, Potato, do you know why Xiaofei takes her mother's surname?"
Jiang Heyi shook his head.
When he first discovered this, he was curious for a while, but since it involved French fries' family affairs, he was too embarrassed to ask.
“Xin Xin and I are very close. We grew up together and are classic childhood sweethearts.”
"Although in recent years, the 'sudden appearance' anime has always defeated the childhood friend, I've won here."
Jiang Heyi couldn't help but marvel at the youthfulness of the "Nuwai Couple," both in terms of their mindset.
If you put them in any community where the virtual and real worlds are active, they would probably blend in with the people there very quickly.
Liu Jinhong paused for a moment, then continued, "Since we're already so familiar with each other, it's only natural for us to get married sooner rather than later. Neither family should have any objections."
"But there was a little hiccup in the middle. At the request of Grandpa Xin Xin, I became a half-son-in-law."
He patted Jiang Heyi on the shoulder.
“It’s not a big deal. Every era has its own limitations in people’s thinking. I suffered a little, but she was by my side.”
"At that time, I thought, if I have children in the future... well, I must be more open-minded than my father."
He didn't explain it very clearly, but Jiang Heyi had a rough idea of what was going on.
No, he suddenly sensed a crisis.
Such a long build-up, could it be that...?
"You've been living together for so long, but haven't you slept together yet?"
Jiang Heyi had already put on a mask of pain in her heart.
That's certainly open-minded, but isn't it a bit too open-minded?
A gust of cold wind blew, and the sweat that had been seeping out of Jiang Heyi's eyes dried up again.
Liu Jinhong laughed: "The guild leader Potato, who used to be so powerful in the game, looks a bit timid."
"It's okay, we guessed it, so we'll help you."
"what?"
He couldn't even imagine what bizarre things this lovey-dovey couple planned to do.
But he soon understood.
"You two!"
French Fries rushed back to the living room and found his mother peeling an apple.
"Why wasn't the storage room tidied up beforehand? And why is that room, which was originally empty, also cluttered with junk!"
Lu Xinxin continued peeling the fruit unhurriedly: "This is all your fault, Xiaofei."
"Blame me?"
"You came back without saying goodbye. We've been busy since noon, how have we had time to tidy up the room?"
The fries were stunned.
"Then, where does the potato live?"
Lu Xinxin's smile spread from the corners of her mouth to her entire face.
The smugness of the planner was impossible to conceal.
French Fries suddenly realized.
She finally understood why these two had remained silent since noon.
They had indeed been brewing something big, just waiting to detonate it now.
"You, you did this on purpose."
"If Xiaofei had called beforehand, this wouldn't have happened," Lu Xinxin said, feeling wronged.
French fries covering his head.
Jiang Heyi and Liu Jinhong had just returned to the living room when they saw this scene.
I understand now. The fries were tricked, and so was he...
Older gingers are more spicy.
Knowing their daughter too well, the two of them figured out that she would suddenly come home without saying a word, so they decided to play along.
No wonder he wasn't being mushy at all today; it was all part of his acting skills that set the stage for this moment.
"Then I'll do it myself."
Lu Xinxin: "Heyi, let me tell you some funny stories about Xiaofei when she was little."
"..."
"Potato, help me..."
Liu Jinhong: "How rude! It's Chinese New Year, and we're expecting guests to come to our house and help you out?"
So this is how French fries are made at home.
These are the giant toys of the Nvwai couple.
The fries are still struggling.
"He can't be considered a guest..."
These are words I'll regret saying as soon as they're out.
The lovey-dovey couple teamed up: "What's that?"
"..."
If you give the fries a Mad Wolf now, there probably won't be any survivors in this house.
She could probably cut through the entire Peria army by herself.
It turns out that the fries had lied to him.
She couldn't stand up to her clingy parents at home, so she ran away to Guangzhou.
No wonder I always have a serious face at school, it's just a habit.
After all, at home, any feedback would be met with singing and dancing, and people would drag her into a frenzy.
The couple, who have been childhood sweethearts, have a deep understanding that she could never rival.
"Don't rush, Xiaofei, don't be in such a hurry. Here, have an apple. Open your mouth, ah~~~"
French Fries tried his best to keep a straight face, too lazy to even open his mouth.
Jiang Heyi was also trying hard to stay composed.
But his stiffness is completely different from that of French fries.
He wanted to laugh, but didn't dare.
French fries were just being stubborn; they always did that when they lived together, but when they got home they didn't want to please their nagging parents.
"It's okay, I don't mind."
Jiang Heyi coughed, using his actions to help her out of the predicament.
Two drawn-out "Oh~~~" sounds immediately echoed from the living room.
The fries couldn't hold back any longer; the ketchup and the reddish-brown color spread from my neck all the way to my face.
Lu Xinxin chuckled, "Xiaofei, see? The problem is solved now!"
Liu Jinhong added, "We should learn from Tudou (a nickname for a Chinese person), there's always a way to overcome difficulties."
It might not be the best way to describe my future in-laws, but they really are amazing people...
Lying on the bed, rolling around, Jiang Heyi decided to stop thinking about the sound of running water in the bathroom.
Open the chat group and scroll through the chat history.
Today, everyone on the boundary between the real and virtual worlds returned home. The squid received a warm welcome from its family in bed as soon as it landed.
His nervousness about meeting the parents was completely expedited.
His family members, especially his father, were quite satisfied with him.
As a veteran from the era of popular MMORPGs, he is very familiar with games.
Having played the game myself and witnessed the rise and success of the virtual-real boundary, I think everything about Cuttlefish is great.
As for the claim that he was married...
This can be considered a flaw?
Du Jingwen is a joke and a meme in the entire Star Community, and even overseas communities use her to make fun of her.
Upon learning how the blankets had taken the initiative and successfully caught the squid, he nodded with satisfaction.
"With the decisiveness I had when I started doing business, I knew that opportunities are fleeting and good products will never have trouble selling."
People like Cuttlefish would never end up in a typical matchmaking market.
Given the current popularity of the virtual-real boundary, countless eyes are watching them, who are still single.
Achieving fame at a young age and achieving financial freedom—any one of these achievements is enough to make others envious.
Not to mention they took all of them.
They are the ones who get to choose.
During the casual conversation, Dad, who was in bed, even admitted that he was a fan of the squid's parry performance.
As a result, the bed mercilessly exposed that the reason why he initially played the Magic Warrior was because of the amazing performance of the potato.
Jiang Heyi never expected that he would have a role to play here.
Cuttlefish easily completed the Lunar New Year event and chatted jokingly in the group chat.
There is no such thing as a peaceful life, it's just that some people are carrying heavy burdens and moving forward.
During the Lunar New Year, the jailer was sighing and groaning, which made people curious.
"I went on a blind date."
I thought it was a blind date during the Chinese New Year, but I "just happened" to run into it not long after I got home.
The prison guard chose a restaurant he frequented to have dinner together and get to know each other better.
The woman's looks and figure are all in his favor.
The four prototypes bubbled up: "So, you're smitten?"
"I was indeed tempted at the time... Let me organize my thoughts before I continue."
Hu Qian is the woman's name.
It was the child of a relative or friend, and my mother selected it when she was helping to find a suitable match, bypassing my father's opinion.
"According to my mom, she's good-looking, likes those paper cutouts just like you, and loves playing games."
Given that he has been making too many mistakes in his recent game live streams, causing misunderstandings with his family, Jailer Bro feels he needs to go on a blind date to appease them.
Hu Qian arrived as agreed.
The resemblance to the photo my mom gave me is somewhat off, but it's still much better than someone equipped with Photoshop reactive armor.
The atmosphere throughout the meal was very comfortable.
Hu Qian can keep up with any topic related to animation and games.
Hu Qian also knows a lot about the performance of the prison guard in the game, and she can talk about the recent Tower World Wars in detail.
Even if you throw out a few jokes, the other person can pick up on them.
At the end, she even offered to pay for the meal, and the two of them split the bill.
French fries were also peeking into the group chat.
"Isn't she a perfectly good girl? Why are you sighing like that?"
"Hmm... I think it's pretty good too."
"Although something feels a bit strange, it should be that smooth if the radio waves match."
The jailer is conflicted.
"Never mind, I'm thinking of trying to talk to her first. I have some feelings for her..."
"Brothers, I really like this."
French Fries, dressed in pajamas and drying her hair, looked at Jiang Heyi staring at her phone screen with a furrowed brow and asked curiously.
"what happened?"
"It seems like the prison guard met someone he likes on a blind date."
French Fries tilted his head: "Doesn't he like orange tea?"
"what?"
Jiang Heyi almost threw her phone away when she sat up abruptly, staring intently at the fries.
"My intuition tells me that's how it should be."
"There must be some indication, right? How did you come to that conclusion?"
"When Orange Tea makes fun of him, he'll just laugh like an idiot, but when the rest of us make fun of him, he'll be very smug and cheeky."
I was enlightened.
When French fries were mentioned, Jiang Heyi recalled everyone's interactions over the past few days, and it seemed... to completely conform to the principle of indisputable truth!
The jailer's shrewish nature, his indiscriminate treatment of everyone, speaks volumes.
Sometimes they make silly mistakes that are easy to be criticized.
Jiang Heyi thought he was just creating a show effect because of the live broadcast, but now it seems he has the air of an elementary school boy.
French Fries tossed the shampoo cloth into the basket, lifted the blanket, and cricket went to his side, picking up his phone to swipe.
Jiang Heyi, her mind wandering, inhaled the alluring scent of shower gel and shampoo mingled together, suppressing the urge to run her still-damp hair.
He swallowed hard and got back to the point: "What do you think he's thinking?"
"I feel that I am too abstract and do not deserve orange tea."
"I'm afraid if I say it out loud, I won't be able to stay friends with you."
“The group of us came together naturally, but he didn’t.”
"The future is long, and we've all decided to go to Anna after we die. So how we live out this life, so that we can have a better start next time, is crucial."
"He didn't want any discordant voices in the team, so he kept quiet."
Saying something like "forming a guild for life and being friends for life" sounds ridiculous, precisely because the time span is just too long.
The prison guard has complained about this sentence structure more than once, and he's always making fun of it.
But he really wanted to make it all a reality.
The jailer must have felt relieved after thinking it over. Although he was a bit conflicted, given his easygoing and easygoing nature, he can usually resolve things as long as he takes a nap, and then everything will be fine again.
For some inexplicable reason, I ended up having orange tea in bed.
"Tea Master, Tea Master, what are you doing after you get home?"
"I go online at night when I have nothing to do... During the day, I refuse blind dates."
"what?"
The tea master is already a celebrity in his village. The young people in the village are very self-aware and know that the orange tea will leave sooner or later, so they have no desire to disturb him.
However, other villages always seem to have some oddballs who overestimate their abilities.
Either the peculiar peacock comes alone to display its feathers, or it entrusts a middleman to talk to it.
The orange tea drinker was also fed up with the constant tea, so she simply closed the door and refused to see anyone.
The troubles of early fame finally erupted during the Spring Festival, a time when everyone is relatively free.
Celebrities who are usually stuck at home and impossible to reach become approachable once they return home.
Many people, hoping "what if" they are the lucky one, wander around the neighborhood, hoping to find an opportunity.
After recounting her own experiences, Orange Tea abruptly changed the subject.
"Wait a minute, if that's the case, what about the four primal entities?"
Oh right, the Primal is also single, and he's the oldest member of the entire guild.
Why isn't anyone chatting with the Tetraprimal?
Moreover, the four original entities didn't seem to have said anything in the group all day today, except for popping up briefly just now.
When the conversation turned to him, Tetra knew he couldn't escape it any longer, so he sent out a bunch of ellipses.
Something's wrong, there's something wrong!
"The Four Primitives are speaking, don't hide, what are you doing!"
"Actually, I've been wanting to tell you that Nong Ya came to visit me... She's at my house right now."
"?"
"?"
"?"
A series of question marks rained down on the screen, making everyone's head spin.
"What did you do?"
"I didn't know! She came to my door with a bag of milk, wishing me a Happy New Year. How could I pretend I didn't see her?!"
(End of this chapter)
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