I did it all for the Han Dynasty!

Chapter 462 Remarkably Humanoid
"Forehead……"

Tadun Chanyu, who had been asking the question, was at a loss for words. He could only pretend to be simple-minded and laugh a few times, making the many gold ornaments hanging from his wolf-skin coat jingle.

Yuan Tan, his face pale, glared at Tadun Chanyu, then wanted to go over and kick the scout a few more times.

At the same time, Yuan Tan's hatred for Liu Miao intensified!

Why make such a big fuss about this?

Besides, if Liu Miao really wanted it, he could have just taken it and tied it to the bed! Why would he send it back to me?
Yuan Tan was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak for a long time. It was only when a scholar coughed in the corner of the tent that he came back to his senses.

"Yuanlong, what should we do now?"

Chen Deng countered Yuan Tan's question: "What does Your Highness wish to do?"

Yuan Tan sniffed: "It's certainly a good thing that Liu Miao is coming!"

"However, Lü Bu has now abandoned Fushan and returned to Yexian, clearly preparing for a breakout."

"Everything was supposed to be a good thing, but now we've prepared a meal, but two tables of guests have arrived! What are we going to do?"

Yuan Tan chose to wait at a time when he shouldn't have.

And yet, they chose to persist at the wrong time.

Now, Yuan Tan doesn't know how he should deal with the current situation.

"Your Highness, Liu Miao or Lü Bu, which one do you prefer?"

Yuan Tan frowned.

This is not nonsense?
That would be Liu Miao, of course!

Of course, if possible, Yuan Tan would prefer to have both!

"In that case, Your Highness should attack Lü Bu first."

As Chen Deng was speaking, his tongue suddenly twitched, and he became somewhat abnormal.

"Yuan Long?"

Yuan Tan asked a probing question, but Chen Deng remained silent for a long time.

After a long time, Chen Dengcai finally recovered.

"nothing."

"These days I can't eat seafood, so I can only eat river fish. That's why I'm a little chilly."

Suppressing his discomfort, Chen Deng stood up, took a few steps, and then jumped twice before finally arriving in front of Yuan Tan.

On his desk lay a map of Qingzhou.

The glue flows from south to north, cutting through the prominent part of Qingzhou, forming the towering mountains of Jiaodong.

"The place where Lü Bu is is nothing more than a dead end."

"At this point, Lü Bu must have already run out of ammunition and food, and was just waiting for a desperate last-ditch effort to escape from the deadly situation in Yexian."

"At this time, Your Highness only needs to spread the news that Liu Miao has arrived from Langya to provide support. Overjoyed, Lü Bu will surely rush to send troops from Yexian to coordinate with Liu Miao."

"At that time, Your Highness only needs to set up an ambush to easily defeat Lü Bu."

"When Liu Miao hears the news of Lü Bu's death, he will surely be furious and send troops to Jiaodong."

"Once they cross the Jiao River and arrive in Jiaodong, won't that place also be a death trap for Liu Miao?"

"Therefore, there is no need to argue about which comes first or which comes last."

Yuan Tan suddenly understood!
However, Yuan Tan was still worried: "Will Lü Bu really fall for the trap? After all, he still has Chen Gong by his side, and I've heard that Zhuge Liang is also a strategist..."

"Ah."

Chen Deng's cold laugh interrupted Yuan Tan.

"Lü Bu is brave but lacks strategy; he can be toyed with like a baby."

"Chen Gong is intelligent but slow-witted. He might be able to sense that something is wrong. However, he is indecisive by nature, and now that we are about to run out of ammunition and supplies, how can we give him time to think things through carefully?"

"As for Zhuge Liang... he's just an unknown nobody. I heard he's still young, yet he's able to accompany Liu Miao. I think he's only doing so because of his brother Zhuge Jin. He's not worth mentioning at all."

"..."

Chen Deng's generosity pleased Yuan Tan greatly.

"In that case, we should immediately ambush Lü Bu as Yuanlong suggested!"

Before the excitement had even subsided, Chen Deng added, "Furthermore, Your Highness should also write a letter to Liu Miao."

Yuan Tan's face, which had been somewhat radiant, instantly turned ashen again.

At this moment, the person he least wanted to hear about and least wanted to associate with was undoubtedly Liu Miao!
Especially now that his wife is in Liu Miao's hands, what tone should he use to write a letter to Liu Miao? To portray himself as an incompetent husband?
"Your Majesty must find a way to delay Liu Miao for a while."

Chen Deng seemed unable to see Yuan Tan's distorted face.

"Just feign compliance; there's no need to take it seriously. The goal is to prevent them from figuring out when our army will attack Lü Bu!"

"..."

Yuan Tan was very conflicted.

However, upon considering that supreme position, he finally sighed and picked up his pen to write a letter to Liu Miao...

……

Dongwu County.

A large cavalry force marched north from Langya, following the mountain path between Yimeng Mountain and Wuduo Peak towards Jiaodong. They didn't even bring any provisions!
Apart from the necessary weapons and provisions, this 5,000-strong Han cavalry force carried almost nothing superfluous!

The only thing slowing down the cavalry was Lady Wen, the wife of Yuan Tan, who had been specially sent from Jiangdong by Liu Miao.

"You're about to meet your husband, aren't you happy, my lady?"

Liu Miao waved the letter in his hand, making a provocative gesture toward Lady Wen.

At this moment, Lady Wen was only wearing a simple dark robe, and her shoes were also smeared beyond recognition. She dared to huddle beside a haystack where horses were fed, and her eyes were filled with fear as she looked at Liu Miao.

This was not the case at first.

When they first set off, Wen complained that the horse smelled bad and his feet hurt when walking, so he insisted on finding a carriage covered with silk to take him.

These requirements were perfectly normal for Wen.

Moreover, Wen was a smart man.

She knew that Liu Miao was the emperor.

For the mighty Emperor of the Han Dynasty, preparing these things was surely just a matter of a casual remark.
But Liu Miao's actions were clearly unexpected by Wen Shi.

At that time, Liu Miao approached Wen Shi with a sly grin and said, "We also have a carriage, but it has no roof. However, we have a seat cushion. Would you like it?"

"What kind of car has no roof? No way!"

"But this carriage is reserved for the most distinguished people in the world! Are you sure you don't want it?"

Women, after all, can't resist this kind of temptation, forgetting what right they have to ride in such a car...

"want!"

"it is good!"

Liu Miao immediately burst into laughter, picked up Wen Shi, carried her on his back, and then patted the two round buttocks next to his shoulder.

"The Emperor's Meat Cart! Never ridden in one before, have you? This time, have a good time!"

Having said that, without waiting for Wen to refuse, he threw her onto Kuaihang, then mounted his horse and embraced her.

"Quiet down! My horse is incredibly stupid! It might smash your face or crush your chest after throwing you off!"

Upon hearing this, Wen was frightened and could only obediently stop struggling.

Even so, Liu Miao was still not at ease.

"What are you glaring at me for? I was afraid you'd fall! Did you think I was deliberately trying to touch your butt?"

"..."

Wen never imagined that the emperor would be no different from a rogue!
Now, after traveling for so many days, Liu Miao has touched almost every part of my body!

That's why Wen's eyes gradually filled with panic, fearing that Liu Miao was about to cross the final line with her...

At this time, some generals were sitting around Liu Miao.

Zang Ba, Zhang Liao, Huang Gai, Han Dang, and Sun Ce.

Zang Ba was brought along purely because he was familiar with the terrain of Qingzhou and could be used as a living map.

Zhang Liao and his two companions were generals who commanded cavalry.

As for Sun Ce... he simply wanted to lead his cavalry to join the battle after learning about the Han army's tactics; and Liu Miao thought that it didn't matter where he took the child, so he let Sun Ce come along.

At this moment, Sun Ce stared at the letter in Liu Miao's hand: "Your Majesty, has Yuan Tan sent a letter?"

"He's here! Let me see what he has to say."

Liu Miao unfolded the letter, glanced at it, and then laughed.

Zang Ba also came over, and after hearing Liu Miao's voice, he roughly guessed what was going on.

"Is this a delaying tactic by Yuan Tan?"

"What else could it be?"

During a rest stop on the march, when things were getting boring, Liu Miao passed on Yuan Tan's letter as if it were a joke.

After reading it, all the generals couldn't help but sigh with emotion—

How can there be such shameless people in the world?

"Compared to his brother, at least he's presentable! Not bad!"

After enjoying himself, Liu Miao waved the letter in his hand at Lady Wen.

"Don't you even see what your husband is saying?"

"He said that since Yuan Shao has already remarried him a wife in Ye City, you can go wherever you want! He even said that if he had known I was interested, he would have just sent you to my bed. Why would I have had to go to Guanzhong myself?"

Wen's face turned deathly pale instantly!

She rushed forward, snatched the letter away, and quickly froze, speechless.

Liu Miao stood up and stretched happily, a satisfying boom erupting from his body.

"But don't worry!"

"I will definitely uphold justice for you!"

"I want Yuan Tan to know what it means to never forget the friends who helped you in your poverty and hardship, and to never abandon your wife who shared your hardships!"

(End of this chapter)