From the God of Lies to the Lord of All Worlds

Chapter 421 I am Cú Chulainn!
It was still Congress, still that noisy parliamentary room, and they still hadn't reached a conclusion on the matter.

That makes sense. The Commissioners of Parliament are experts at making money. A high-speed rail line took 15 years to build and cost over £1000 billion, but the final result was that it was "not built"!
Yes, that's right. It's not about how much was repaired, it's about not repairing anything at all!

They spent all the money, but there was no concrete action taken; the money was gone, and nothing was done!
That's in line with the nature of British civil servants; you can't find fault with anything they do, but as for what they actually do...
At first, they said there was no rush and they needed to investigate further;

Then they would say that perhaps something needs to be done, but we can wait a little longer;
Then they would say, "We could have done it, but for some reason we didn't."

Ultimately, they tell you that there was an opportunity to do it, but it was too late.

After this series of moves, just like the Smiths next door, this group of people had taken all the money, but the matter was still under discussion!

"We can't investigate everything, can we? What if we find something wrong?" This is the mindset of most people in Congress, because everyone in this country is a mess, which is why it can keep running at such a slow pace.

But soon, things just stopped working.

To everyone's surprise, Prime Minister Sunak, who rarely appeared in Parliament, kicked open the door to the Parliament hall and then, in a very angry manner, went to the podium in the middle of Parliament.

“A week has passed, and you still haven’t reached a conclusion, have you?” Sunak’s words struck a chord with everyone, and also aroused dissatisfaction among these councilors.

They are members of Congress, the leaders of this country. Even if you are the owner of 10 Downing Street, you shouldn't be so rude to us.

Many of them had already turned cold, and some had even planned to impeach the Indian prime minister after the discussion ended!

It is a disgrace to the British Empire to have an Indian as prime minister!

Sunak was certainly aware of this, but he didn't care at all. Whoever wanted to be prime minister could be prime minister; he hadn't taken office voluntarily, and he was just here to clean up other people's messes.
He made a mistake before, but no one apologized or stepped down. Instead, he was forced to resign. He realized that he couldn't exert much influence in the country, so he doesn't care now!

"Since there's no result yet, let's not discuss this for now. Let's discuss something more important!"

"More important? You mean let's discuss the allocation of funds for the repair of His Majesty the King's palace?" The sarcasm from the councilor came straight at us.

These lawmakers knew that Sunak had been getting close to the King recently, and this was a sarcastic remark that he was about to become the King's lackey!

“Those funds won’t be used to repair the palace!” Sunak said directly. “They’re now funds for the Royal Guard—but today’s events have nothing to do with that; they’re related to something else entirely!”

The prime minister said with a grim expression, "Yesterday, a request for help came to Parliament, which you rejected. Do you remember that?"

Hearing him say that, all the members of parliament were stunned.

Yesterday? Parliament?
Some people gradually remembered that yesterday their argument had gotten out of hand and they had just rejected all the applications—this was a common occurrence in this council!
So it seems they overlooked something very important yesterday? Surely not?

How important could it be? If it really can't be, we can discuss it today!
Sunak knew what these legislators were thinking, because he had once been one of them, but now…

"Alas! You have caused this country to miss a chance to save itself. You people need to be held responsible for this disaster!"

He slammed what he was holding onto the table, and said somewhat dejectedly, "Let's play yesterday's plea for help!"

The next second, a panicked voice appeared on the huge projection screen behind him:

"This is Belfast, Northern Ireland! Help! We need assistance! Monsters have broken in! We need help!"

Then, a pop-up screen appeared.

Outside the government building in this capital city, there stood a dense crowd of "people," or rather, they shouldn't be called "people," but rather monsters!

Because these "people" are not physical entities, but rather a special kind of ethereal beings, but each one is pitch black and looks incredibly terrifying!
They stood there in the square and on the road, blocking all the exits and preventing the people inside from leaving.

The scene shifts to a port in Northern Ireland, where the urgent and fearful cries continue: "Help! We need help! Monsters have blocked the port; people can't get out, and ships can't get in!" The port is teeming with monsters, blocking the waterways and scaring away ships that were trying to enter, preventing them from docking.

The scene then shifts, showing different areas and cities in Northern Ireland, with almost every city requesting assistance!

After seeing all this, Sunak turned off the projector, stood in the middle, and stared intently at the councilors in front of him!

"Gentlemen, this is yesterday's request for help, but today, there is no such information!"

"To be precise, we haven't received any information at all today!"

"The entire Northern Ireland has lost contact; even satellites haven't told us what's happening there! I'd like to ask you all, are you aware of this?"

As soon as he said that, the politicians in front of him knew that Sunak was looking for a scapegoat, and he made no attempt to hide it from them, telling them that the scapegoat was all of them!

After all, it was because they directly rejected these calls for help that aid could not reach them.

Moreover, because the country's bloated and complex civil service system was abolished by someone, their rapid response mechanism was disrupted, leading to this terrible outcome.

Everyone fell silent, because speaking now would mean taking the blame, while remaining silent meant sharing the blame. They were well aware that the law does not punish the masses!
"Shut up? Then I'll speak for you!" Sunak shouted. "Because of your stupidity and shortsightedness, our empire has lost all connections with northern Ireland in a short time!"

"This is a disgrace to the empire! A disgrace to the nation!"

"Now, how long are you going to keep arguing about this? Until this country is destroyed?"

He really enjoyed his rant. Anyway, these congressmen couldn't do anything to him because they only knew how to make money and never did anything practical.

But at that moment, the screen mirroring, which had been turned off, was suddenly turned on, causing everyone to be slightly taken aback.

Then they saw a very typical Irish face, especially his red hair, which looked like flames.

"I never imagined that the great Celts would be defeated by a bunch of barbarians!" the man shouted, his voice bursting like flames, his gaze burning like the sun, giving off a terrifying aura!

"But today, that will not happen. The lords of the Celts, the Irish, and the Ulsters have returned, and I will lead my people to reclaim everything that is rightfully ours!"

Hearing his words, Sunak's face turned cold. "You are provoking the Empire, provoking England, the Irish! You are the ones who have invaded our land?"

“That’s our land, my uncle’s land, Ulster’s land! When did it become yours? You shameless foreigners!” the man shouted. “I declare war on you to take everything back! I will wage war against you to avenge these Celts who died so tragically!”

Upon hearing this, most of the council members thought the man was boasting. Only two elderly men, who were not usually noticed by ordinary people, had their expressions change drastically when they heard the name Ulster.

"Wait a minute, Ulster, Northern Ireland... why does that sound familiar?"

"Of course it sounds familiar. Isn't this the country mentioned in the 'Long March to Seize the Cattle'? This man says he's from Ulster? Could it be..."

The two old men's eyes widened in terror, but before they could speak, Sunak had already asked who the other was: "Who are you? Who can represent a country to declare war on us?"

"Hahahaha! Who am I? Since you asked, then listen carefully!"

The man roared his name in a very loud and clear voice throughout the council chamber:

"I am Cú Chulainn, son of the sun god Rug Mac Esoren, the Hound of Cú Chulainn, the disciple of Scáthach, and the hero of Ulster!"

He gave a cruel smile. "Now, are the barbarians who have invaded Ireland ready to fight the great Cú Chulainn?"

(Thanks to Fate, at least these myths have been spread to some extent, haha)
(End of this chapter)